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Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!-Chapter 290 - 190: The Bald Man’s Weakness
The face of Guanyin Bodhisattva looked terribly unsightly. Was he really that bad?
Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to say something more when Lingji Bodhisattva from the neighboring mountain suddenly exclaimed, "Buddha, I think Great Lord Guanyin can take charge of this task."
The Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta on the other side also said, "I agree!"
Sunlight Bodhisattva said with timing, "It’s just perfect."
Moonlight Bodhisattva declared with a stern face, "Guanyin Bodhisattva, mastering both Buddhist and Taoist ethics and possessing countless avatars wandering the world, is extremely knowledgeable about modern etiquettes. He is indeed the most suitable for this task."
Void Bodhisattva said, "Most importantly, our friend Tang likes it himself. As the saying goes, interest is the best teacher... Guanyin Bodhisattva, why are you looking at this poor monk like that?"
The nearby Guanyin Bodhisattva, looking at them as if they were arch-enemies, gritted his teeth and chuckled, "I’m not doing anything... Thanks a lot!"
At that moment, Buddha Tathagata spoke, "Since that’s the case, Guanyin Bodhisattva, please take on this responsibility with great care.
Meeting adjourned!"
Without giving Guanyin Bodhisattva any chance to refuse, nor letting Tang Sanzang speak again, the adjournment was announced so abruptly.
Then...
The previously monk-filled half of the Great Hero Treasure Hall was suddenly empty, devoid of any figures, the monks having dispersed, leaving only Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tang Sanzang facing each other in disarray, standing in the wind.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, after all being Guanyin Bodhisattva and having seen the world, calmly asked Tang Sanzang, "Tang, are you sure you want to learn etiquette from me?"
Tang Sanzang said, "Ah..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "You can learn from me, but you have to follow my rules."
Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves, showing his fists, and asked, "What rules?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at the bald fist but still explained, "From now on, I will treat you like any of my other disciples, without any special treatment. If you’re learning from me, calling me ’Master’... isn’t too much, right?"
Tang Sanzang said, "That’s no problem. So, Miss Teacher, do you have any female students?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "@#%..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and said, "Just call me ’Teacher.’"
"Okay, Miss Teacher," Tang Sanzang said, looking innocently at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Calling me ’Teacher Guanyin’ is also fine!" Guanyin Bodhisattva emphasized.
"Okay, Guanyin Miss," Tang Sanzang said with a smile as he looked at him.
Guanyin Bodhisattva’s expression became somewhat rigid, really wanting to take action...
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Just then, a figure rose into the air, shouting, "Show no disrespect to the Bodhisattva!"
The figure slapped the bald head!
Snap!
A crisp sound rang out!
The bald head, as if equipped with a spring, wobbled but then reset itself, its expression gradually becoming fierce...
Guanyin Bodhisattva thought to himself that this was bad!
Sure enough, the bald man slowly turned around, clenched his fists, ready to burst with murderous intent!
Guanyin Bodhisattva cried out, "Hold..."
Before the word ’hand’ could come out, the once menacing bald man suddenly burst into laughter, "Hey miss, nice to see you!"
The person who arrived was indeed a miss, and a very pretty one at that.
She was dressed in a pink long dress, tall and slender, with fair skin and a pair of blue eyes as vast as the ocean, bright and very dazzling.
Cherry lips and a high nose bridge gave her features a distinct three-dimensional feel.
The most peculiar thing was the small pair of horns on her head, which made her look even more adorable.
However, at this moment, the young girl stood with her arms akimbo, looking very serious.
Upon hearing Tang Sanzang’s voice, the girl pouted and said, "Who are you calling ’little sister’? I might be older than you!"
Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang nodded repeatedly and said, "Miss is right."
Seeing the monk being so sensible, the girl’s expression softened a bit. Ignoring Tang Sanzang, she respectfully bowed to the bodhisattva, "Greetings, bodhisattva."
The bodhisattva glanced at the girl in front of her, then at Tang Sanzang, who was stealthily trying to close the distance, and her lips curled slightly, "It seems someone can keep him in check!"
Thinking this, the bodhisattva said, "Dragon Girl, prepare the carriage, we are going back to Mount Putuo."
"Yes, bodhisattva." Dragon Girl glanced at Tang Sanzang and said, "Bodhisattva, this guy…"
Just as the bodhisattva was about to speak, Tang Sanzang spoke first, "Miss, my name is Tang Zang, the third in my family, and I’ll be of age only next year... I’m a little monk who couldn’t even scare a chicken, scared of thunder and ghosts."
On hearing this, Dragon Girl burst into laughter, "You, a little monk, have reached the spiritual mountain and you’re still scared of thunder and ghosts? Which family’s thunder has ever struck the spiritual mountain? Which family’s ghost dares to commit evil here?"
Tang Sanzang’s eyes sparkled as he looked up to Dragon Girl with admiration, "Miss, you’re not scared of ghosts or thunder?"
Dragon Girl raised her chin proudly, "The thunder is produced by my family, and as for ghosts… let’s see which ghost dares bounce around in front of me, I’ll strike them down with thunder!"
Tang Sanzang’s eyes lit up with countless stars, and he said with admiration, "Miss, you’re so awesome! Not being afraid of thunder or ghosts... You’ve got to cover for me from now on!"
Seeing the monk’s dumbfounded, harmless look, Dragon Girl felt a sudden surge of sympathy, clapping her chest she said, "Don’t worry, from now on you hang with me! I guarantee that no thunder or ghost will scare you."
"Wow, thank you, Miss!"
Tang Sanzang cried out and hugged the girl’s arm.
Dragon Girl, reflexively shaking off her arm, saw a figure being flung into the sky...
Dragon Girl gasped, "Oh dear, I forgot to ease my strength!"
Dragon Girl leaped into the air, grabbed the little monk, whose face was panic-stricken, and he immediately clung to Dragon Girl’s arm in response.
Just as Dragon Girl was about to scold him, she saw the little monk’s tearful, pitiful eyes looking up at her.
Dragon Girl suppressed the urge to scold and fling him away, sighed, and comforted him, "There, there, don’t be afraid, your sister is here."
"Yes, not scared!" Tang Sanzang nodded dazedly.
Watching the two descend from the sky, the bodhisattva’s face turned from shades of black to white as countless thoughts violently collided in her mind. The loudest one screamed, "This bald follower, flirting with my disciple right in front of me, has completely lost all shame!" Stay updated through novelbuddy
"Bodhisattva, shall we return to Mount Putuo now?" asked Dragon Girl.
The bodhisattva massaged her temples and nodded, "Let’s go, you drive."
"Yes, bodhisattva." Dragon Girl obediently turned around and went to fetch the carriage.
Tang Sanzang immediately called out, "Miss, I’m coming with you…"
"You come back here!" the bodhisattva immediately halted Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang turned to look at the bodhisattva, asking why, but his feet didn’t stop as he backpedaled, following Dragon Girl.
The bodhisattva’s face darkened as she transmitted her voice, "Tang Sanzang, enough is enough! If you don’t settle down, I’ll request the Buddha to renounce his teaching of you!"
Tang Sanzang nonchalantly said, "No problem, I’ll just move to your Mount Putuo."