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Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!-Chapter 299 - 199 Let’s go!
Tang Sanzang said, "Right, I don’t have seasonings. What you ate yesterday was what I brought from outside the mountain."
Upon hearing this, the Black Bear Spirit froze in his movements, then the corners of his mouth twitched, and the next moment he turned around and roared, "Tang Sanzang, you tricked me again!"
With a tilted head, Tang Sanzang replied, "Not again, this is the first time I’ve tricked you. Though there could be a second time, a third time, a fourth time… By the way, since you’re the Mountain Guardian Deity, you must be very familiar with the distribution and fatness of the small animals on the mountain, right? Come on, introduce me to some, so this poor monk can contemplate what we shall have for lunch."
The Black Bear Spirit said with a cry in his voice, "Can’t you trick someone else?"
Tang Sanzang asked, "Is there anyone else here?"
The Black Bear Spirit immediately pointed up the mountain and said, "There’s Mu Zha too!"
Tang Sanzang replied, "He’s not responsible for watching the mountain or protecting the forest, and he’s not a beauty, so why should I bother him?"
The Black Bear Spirit was at a loss for words for a moment.
Just then, a voice rang out, "Black Bear, Sanzang, this poor monk has come to see you."
As the words were spoken, the bodhisattva Guanyin, clad in a white robe, emerged from the forest, followed by the Buddha Ju Liusun who was around one meter twenty in height.
Seeing the bodhisattva had arrived, the Black Bear Spirit broke out in cold sweat on his forehead and trembled all over, thinking, "This is it, I’m done for, I’m probably going to be reincarnated early, I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Hanging his head low, the Black Bear Spirit didn’t dare to raise it and just hummed, "Greetings to the bodhisattva."
Tang Sanzang, on the other hand, was indifferent and approached boldly, his eyes fixed on the dragon girl from beginning to end, though he caught a glimpse of Guanyin and the short figure beside her, "The bodhisattva has come… Oh my, if you’ve come, just come, why bring gifts? You’re too generous."
Having said that, he reached out to grab Ju Liusun, completely oblivious to the fact that Ju Liusun’s face had turned as black as coal at that instant.
What’s worse, he even added, "This piglet is quite fat…"
"Pfft…" Guanyin couldn’t help but laugh out loud, "Hahaha… Piglet, hahaha…"
The dragon girl, out of respect for Ju Liusun, didn’t dare to laugh but was also struggling to hold it in. Nevertheless, she kindly gave Tang Sanzang a glare and communicated telepathically, "That’s Buddha Ju Liusun, look carefully before you speak!"
Tang Sanzang was startled and took a closer look, then exclaimed in surprise, "Oh damn, such a short Buddha…"
Ju Liusun’s face turned even darker.
Tang Sanzang grinned, with a benevolent look approached and asked, "Bro, did you become enlightened as a groundhog, or…"
"You’re the groundhog, your whole family are groundhogs! Who’s become enlightened? I obtained the way as a human and became a Buddha, got it?!" Ju Liusun could no longer hold back and roared loudly.
Then he realized that the bald man in front of him’s smile had gradually faded, leaving only a chill, "Are you yelling at me?"
It was only then that Ju Liusun remembered just who this guy was and a trace of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
Guanyin quickly intervened, "Elder Tang, he’s not yelling at you."
Ju Liusun gratefully looked at Guanyin and nodded forcefully, saying, "Right, right, right…"
Guanyin continued, "He’s calling you a groundhog; saying that your whole family are groundhogs."
Ju Liusun was nodding and agreeing when he realized something was wrong, and hastily shouted, "That’s… not right!"
Tang Sanzang stood up straight, looked down from above, with a fierce expression said, "You’ve gone too far…"
As the bald man became increasingly menacing, Ju Liusun felt a shiver, but then he stiffened his neck and stamped his foot, thinking, "I’m a Buddha after all, if we really fought, it’s not certain that I would lose. Why should I be afraid of him? Everyone says he’s fierce outside, but am I not fierce too?"
Emboldened, Ju Liusun declared, "It’s you who’ve gone too far!"
Tang Sanzang challenged, "Oh… you’re not convinced?"
"Not convinced!" Ju Liusun stretched his neck as he retorted, but alas, height isn’t something you can make up for with just your neck.
"Is that so…"
Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes.
Ju Liusun was not afraid in the least.
Tang Sanzang pointed toward the depths of the small grove, "Shall we talk inside?"
"Who’s scared of who?!" After saying this, Ju Liusun turned and walked towards that direction.
But after only a couple of steps, a violent astral wind erupted from behind!
Ju Liusun turned around, only to see a giant foot kicking towards him as the baldy laughed sinisterly with the glee of a successful scheme, "You’ve been tricked, roll away!"
Bang!
"You TM dare to ambush me?! Are you even human?!"
Ju Liusun’s roar of fury floated down from the sky, but ultimately, he vanished like a shooting star in the heavens.
Tang Sanzang clapped his hands, "That’s all you’ve got, and you try to compete with this monk?"
After saying this, he suddenly realized that the scene was dead silent.
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He glanced at the black bear spirit, who kept his head down, saying nothing.
He looked at the Bodhisattva, whose face was brimming with a joyful smile.
Turning to the dragon girl, he saw her eyes wide open and mouth agape, her face full of disbelief...
Only then did Tang Sanzang remember that he seemed to have revealed his strength...
However, beneath his innocent and silly exterior lay a cunning heart, and at the crucial moment, he flung himself onto the Bodhisattva, crying loudly, "Thank you for your help, Bodhisattva. I was almost bullied by that little rat spirit... Bodhisattva is mighty!"
This embrace led Mu Zha and the black bear spirit to exclaim, "Shameless!"
The Bodhisattva’s face was full of embarrassment; he was very aware that he hadn’t made a move.
But whether they believed it or not didn’t matter. The naive dragon girl seemed to believe it, clapping her hands as she had a sudden realization, "Ah, I understand now, it must be the will of the Bodhisattva!" Stay updated with novelbuddy
She also knew that the Bodhisattva and Ju Liusun didn’t get along, naturally assuming that it was a result of the Bodhisattva’s advantage, Tang Sanzang acting, and the Bodhisattva secretly assisting.
Otherwise, it was impossible to explain why a monk who feared thunder, feared harassment from Mu Zha, and feared bullying by the black bear spirit, would send a Buddha flying with a single kick.
Looking at the dragon girl, so pure and simple, Mu Zha and the black bear spirit could only shake their heads...
Tang Sanzang took the opportunity to hug the dragon girl tightly, sobbing dramatically, "I was so scared... That rat spirit was terrifying!"
The Bodhisattva couldn’t stand it anymore and was about to expose the baldy, but he himself let go, choking back tears while speaking to the Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva, why have you come?"
Seeing him release his grip, the Bodhisattva didn’t continue and instead replied, "Nothing much, just came to see how you’re doing... Having dinner?"
The Bodhisattva had just started smiling, glancing at the feathers, the fire pit, and the bone rack on the ground...
Her smile froze, "These... look somewhat familiar."
The next moment, a roaring shout came from the Bamboo Grove, "Tang Sanzang!"
Then a bald head lifted the Kasaya and with long strides bolted away.
Behind him, a Bodhisattva holding the Willow Jade Clean Bottle chased after him furiously...
Mu Zha and the black bear spirit had long been acquainted with the ways of Tang Sanzang, but this was the first time they saw such a wild Bodhisattva, promptly marveling at the sight...
The dragon girl covered her mouth with her hand, utterly astonished, murmuring to herself, "He’s not going to kill him, is he?"