Leisurely Life: I Have Ten Thousand Acres of Grassland-Chapter 31 - 30: Boisterous Chat, Netizens Are All Geniuses!

Chapter 31: Chapter 30: Boisterous Chat, Netizens Are All Geniuses!

The laughter filled Jiang Feng’s livestream room with "hahaha" everywhere.

The phrase "kick in the crotch" was simply a divine response, making netizens laugh out loud.

"Hahaha, kick in the crotch, the host is such a genius!"

"I don’t know about others, but I absolutely can’t stand it!"

"Now I’ve learned, when a woman makes a kicking motion, men can’t handle it!"

"What man can withstand a woman like this?"

The comments were submerged in joyous laughter.

Everyone noticed that Jiang Feng seemed unflustered on the surface, but in fact, his words were sharp, with a bit of a dark sense of humor.

With nothing to do, Jiang Feng sat on a small bench in the yard, teasing the Little Border Collie, and chatting casually with the viewers in the comments.

The vast number of netizens felt they were being challenged, and sharp questions came one after another.

One person commented,

"Host, I want to ask, I weighed myself after pooping today and found no change in weight. What’s happening?"

Seeing this comment, Jiang Feng slightly furrowed his brow.

"How is that possible? How can there be no change in weight after pooping?"

Then, suddenly realizing, he retorted,

"Did you poop on the scale?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience exploded in laughter again.

Countless viewers were impressed by Jiang Feng’s creativity.

"Too hilarious, what kind of creativity is this?"

"Pooped on the scale - what a magical idea!"

"I thought maybe the scale was broken, but the host’s explanation makes more sense!"

"Don’t even mention it, I can’t even imagine the scene!"

"Hahaha, what a unique angle!"

Jiang Feng remained calm on the surface.

The Little Border Collie sat in front of him, allowing him to pet him, looking very happy.

At this time, a viewer posed a thought-provoking question:

"Host, I’d like to ask seriously, if I’m peeing with my boss, what should I say to ease the awkwardness?"

The question was ordinary enough.

Jiang Feng replied earnestly, "Just don’t talk while peeing with the boss."

However, it stirred up a lot of reactions, with other viewers offering their opinions one after another.

[Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior]: "Just say, ’Yo, you pee standing too!’"

[Life’s Passerby]: "Boss, I know a miracle doctor who specializes in treating pee split."

[Years of Serenity]: "The friend who knows the miracle doctor, don’t leave, I have a friend who wants to meet that doctor!"

[Gentle Breeze]: "Anybody here have trouble peeing if someone is standing nearby?"

[Medical School Liu He]: "Having trouble peeing with someone nearby is normal. In medical terms, it’s called ’shy bladder.’"

Seeing these comments, other netizens couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, shy bladder, really?!"

"Can bladders actually be shy?"

"Such a talented bunch!"

Jiang Feng also watched these comments.

The viewers liked this kind of witty banter.

But that wasn’t the end.

The viewer named [Years of Serenity] asked again,

"I want to ask if anyone’s friend has a pee spray?"

This comment left many speechless.

"Spray? I thought pee split was the limit!"

"What kind of pressure does that take?!"

"Spare me, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Jiang Feng laughed and shook his head.

He couldn’t have imagined that his little livestream room had so many hidden talents!

As night fell, Jiang Feng sat in the yard, gazing towards the horizon.

The fiery red sunset was about to dip below the horizon, and the light on the grassland was dimming.

Everything was about to become quiet.

The ranch had reached resting time, and everyone was preparing to eat and then rest.

Looking around, everything seemed peaceful and idyllic.

However, Jiang Feng’s livestream was extremely lively.

Viewers were making all sorts of witty comments one after another.

Someone commented,

"Brothers, how often do you change your underwear?"

Someone else responded bluntly with a word and a question mark.

"Change?"

Another calmly replied,

"Depends on the amount of poop."

Yet another scoffed and said,

"You’re disgusting, I can’t stand not changing it for 15 days."

The comments stayed lively for over twenty minutes. After the laughter, the atmosphere in the livestream room lightened again.

Jiang Feng played with the Border Collie for a bit, then took a stroll around the cattle and sheep pens.

The sheep’s wool grew back quickly after shearing, with fluff appearing in two to three days, covering their bodies, so there wasn’t too much to worry about.

Now, Yang Maolin called Jiang Feng for dinner, and Jiang Feng said goodbye to the viewers and ended the stream.

A day’s livestream ended in a joyful atmosphere.

The viewers reluctantly said goodbye, promising to come back the next day to watch the sheep shearing.

Jiang Feng then called the ranch staff to start eating and drinking.

The lamb and Mongolian dumplings were packed with meat, along with small dishes from the management area to cut through the grease, and some soothing butter tea, with a few cups of Mongolian alcohol.

Everyone was eating and drinking merrily.

Liu Hongjun initially said he had to drive and wouldn’t drink.

But with everyone in high spirits, and with plenty of rooms in the ranch, including guest rooms and bedding, they kept Liu Hongjun there.

The atmosphere was lively.

Because there was work the next day, everyone was moderate, drinking to satisfaction before retiring to their rooms to rest.

The two Border Collies slept in the yard, doubling as guards.

Xiaojin Hua was at Jiang Feng’s house, separated by a room from Jiang Feng.

That night, Jiang Feng was very happy, he didn’t even have time to calculate the popularity value, but that could wait until the next day.

In the early morning the next day, after waking up and washing up, he calculated yesterday’s popularity value.

The total number of viewers who stayed for over a minute in the livestream room yesterday was over 400,000, with an average online duration of 2.2 hours, accumulating nearly 900,000 popularity points.

Including the remaining 30,000 from previous lotteries, Jiang Feng’s popularity value reached 930,000 again.

More people entering his livestream indicated his traffic was growing. However, many weren’t yet loyal fans, so the average online duration was slightly reduced.

But the total popularity value he gained was increasing.

Jiang Feng wasn’t in a hurry to draw prizes, as the ordinary lottery only had ordinary items, so it was better to go for the advanced lottery.

Might as well see what he could get from the advanced draw.

He stepped outside, gave a stretch, and moved his body a bit.

Lucky and Wealthy saw him coming out and immediately came up for attention.

Jiang Feng patted their heads.

Then, flanked by the three dogs, he patrolled the ranch.

Jiang Feng strolled ahead, with the three Border Collies following behind him.

It felt somewhat like a king patrolling his territory with his followers.

He went to the sheep pen to check on the sheep, and in just one night, a bit of fluff had grown on the sheep’s bodies.

When the weather improved, letting the sheep out for a couple of days in the sun would quickly cover them in wool again.

The sheep were changing from "winter clothes" to "autumn clothes," feeling breezier.

Soon, the ranch employees all came out, and breakfast was ready, consisting of yesterday’s leftover large dumplings, fresh milk, and bread.

Everyone ate heartily and started a new day of work.

Under Jiang Feng’s control, a drone ascended, streaming the ranch situation.

Part of the flock stayed in the ranch, while another part went out towards the grassland.

The shepherd held a whip, urging the flock forward with the sound of the whip.

Lucky and Wealthy supported from both sides, watching over the flock, ensuring they moved in the right direction.

The bleating of the sheep was non-stop, mingling with the sound of the shepherd’s whip.

The once calm ranch suddenly became lively.