Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 1057 - 8: About Those Things Between Engaged Couples

Summer is a wonderful season because the weather is hot, and the girls wear cooler clothes.

Some people can only feast their eyes, while others can openly enjoy ice cream.

Wang Yunxiao was very angry, so he needed someone to coax him.

After being coaxed for a while, he found that the weather seemed to get even hotter.

If this were placed in a future era a hundred years later, his behavior would undoubtedly be a crime.

In this era, it’s of course also a crime, but the name of the crime is different.

Right now, there’s a special crime called being unfilial.

Among the three forms of unfilial conduct, having no offspring is the worst.

Li Mumu has a quirk, she has masochistic tendencies.

If you don’t hold her down, she won’t obediently kiss you.

So, in the eyes of outsiders, their intimate actions might as well resemble domestic violence.

When Wang Yunxiao pulled her hands behind her back, pinned her neck against the wall, and ruthlessly handled her, only then did he sit up and realize the nightgown she was wearing had been torn apart.

If someone were to burst in without knocking at this time, Wang Yunxiao couldn’t imagine the scene.

Luckily, his clothes weren’t torn by her; otherwise, Wang Yunxiao felt he wouldn’t need to meet Boss Mu today and could just return home.

Loosening his tie slightly, Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but turn his head to look twice more.

Li Mumu was wearing nothing under her nightgown.

He’d seen what he shouldn’t see, and the feel was so irresistible for him.

It’s not that bigger is necessarily better. Big is of course good, but Wang Yunxiao prefers the well-proportioned type.

This realization made him keenly aware of how important it is to have his own place.

Now, there’s no way but to stop at the edge of the cliff, hold his breath, and silently recite the Diamond Sutra.

Li Mumu wiped the bloodstains from the corner of her mouth and glared at Wang Yunxiao fiercely.

Damn pig rooting! It even made my gums bleed.

If you weren’t going out to meet someone soon, I would squash your yolk!

"Still angry?"

"What do you think?"

Wang Yunxiao snorted coldly. I’m really pissed off right now!

"So what do you want?"

Li Mumu’s gaze shifted, and she coyly said, "You’ve already taken all the advantage..."

"Was that an advantage for me to take?"

Wang Yunxiao gritted his teeth, "That was clearly the reward for my hard work!"

"So what do you want?"

"Can’t you be a bit gentler?"

"Gentler? You should’ve said so earlier... I thought you liked using force."

Li Mumu shamelessly shifted the blame.

She stood up, walked to Wang Yunxiao, placed her hands on his shoulders, and breathed fragrant breath in his face.

"Like this?"

"Is this all?"

"What else do you want?"

"A dignified future transmigrator, and you have no experience?"

"Experience in what?"

Li Mumu asked, feigning innocence.

Wang Yunxiao put his arms around her waist, and seriously said, "Let’s get this done quickly, I don’t want to delay any longer."

"I’ll listen to you, anyway, I don’t understand anything, mm..."

Wang Yunxiao kissed her, blocking her words.

"Speak properly, mm..."

"Let’s get the marriage certificate first."

"And then what do you want, make me go to Penglai with a big belly?"

"You dare say you don’t understand!"

"Do you want me to understand a lot?"

The two were bickering... in every sense of the word, when deliberately heightened footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door.

Li Mumu jumped off Wang Yunxiao, ran to the side, and opened the wardrobe to find a jacket.

"Missy."

Outside the door, Jiang Yinyin’s voice came with a subtle tone: "Master asked me to come and ask if you and the master have discussed it well. If so, head over."

"Got it, we’ll be right there!"

Wang Yunxiao said while turning his head to admire the feast for the eyes.

Li Mumu blushed, pointed two fingers at her eyes, and then made a gesture at Wang Yunxiao.

Close your eyes for me!

What’s there to be shy about, you’ve already kissed and touched.

A woman’s heart is a sea of needles.

Wang Yunxiao could only stand and turn around to tidy his appearance.

Behind him came the rustling sound of clothing, and in less than thirty seconds, Li Mumu swiftly changed into a beige set of home wear, tidied her hair, and even added some makeup, with no trace of her previous shy blush on her face.

This efficiency made Wang Yunxiao marvel.

He felt this woman could totally do it. On the wedding night, riding on her husband until halfway through, she’d might just as well draw a knife and chop off her husband’s head.

And he actually enjoyed it a bit; there was no escape from being a pervert.

Opening the door, Jiang Yinyin stood at the entrance, her gaze scanning between the two with suspicion.

She even instinctively sniffed the air, only for Wang Yunxiao to slap her on the head.

"Are you a dog? What are you sniffing around for?"

Song Lili bet that she’d definitely see something unsuitable for children... let’s drop it, lest Missy gets angry and gives me a hard time later.

The curious little lass’s spirit was instantly extinguished.

Inexperienced with affairs of the heart, the young maiden had no experience, but Mu Yuming did.

Not only that, he knew full well how... witchy his wife’s family bloodline was, but diplomatically, he couldn’t think of a complimentary word.

But the dowry has been accepted.

Strictly speaking, their cabbage’s current ownership has been shifted to someone else’s pot.

Watching the two pretend like nothing happened, Mu Yuming took a deep breath, suppressing the resentment of an old father.

"How did your talk go?"

Wang Yunxiao quickly said, "Uncle, both Mumu and I want to continue studying, postponing the wedding is alright with me. But I’d like to register first and get the certificate."

"A marriage certificate? Do they have that domestically now?" Mu Yuming frowned and asked.

Wang Yunxiao was taken aback, thinking to himself that he’s made a mistake.

Both he and Li Mumu are transmigrators, so when talking about marriage certificates, neither thought it was weird.

Over in the Federation, they indeed have it. According to the civil marriage code and different state laws, it’s required for a government official or a priest to conduct the wedding and register for it to be legally valid.

Domestically...

Is it there or not?

Feeling the questioning gaze from Li Mumu, Wang Yunxiao stiffened and said, "I heard there is; I talked about it with colleagues in the police department’s household registry section, that various household registration regulations are becoming increasingly strict, and personal IDs, work permits, and residence permits are all being issued gradually."

"You probably heard wrong."

Mu Yuming shook his head and said, "I asked someone about this a few days back, as long as they publicly publish an engagement announcement in the newspaper, it holds legal validity. The marriage certificate they mentioned should be this."

I see, Wang Yunxiao sighed in relief in his heart.

Boss Mu was right, in this era, newspapers, as the most widely spread public media, indeed hold a certain legal validity. Including matters like marriage, wills, and obituaries.

"Mumu, what’s your opinion?"

"I have no opinion."

Li Mumu absentmindedly played with her hair tips, stealing shy glances at Wang Yunxiao.

As for what she was thinking, only she knew.

"Then let’s publish it. I’ll have Old Zou handle it for you."

Mu Yuming immediately decided.

"Do we still need to hold an engagement banquet? It seems like neither of us has guests worth inviting."

"Then let’s keep it simple; I’ll follow Uncle’s arrangements."

Wang Yunxiao quickly voiced his stance.

"I don’t know if you believe in religion, do we need a priest?"

"We aren’t particular about that; we’ll follow the traditional Chinese way of handling it. But..."

Mu Yuming looked at Li Mumu, "I do want to see you in a wedding dress."