Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 1147 - 593: Jiejiejie! Where Do You Think You’re Going, Evil Demons?

On the way back, through conversation, Duan Yun and Shen Ying discovered that the "Three Corpses Dao" was quite traditional.

The Taoists have always had the saying "cutting off the three corpses to attain the Dao," and the Three Corpses Dao walked this very traditional path.

It's like in this materialistic era, where everywhere are female streamers in black silk writhing their hips, suddenly appears a pure traditional woman, and it gives a false magical feeling no matter how you look at it.

As soon as they returned to the Three Corpses Dao's base, Duan Yun immediately realized he was not mistaken.

He and Shen Ying had just followed their new fellow disciples into a large hall when suddenly a male Taoist, reeking of sour stench, rushed over, shouting at Duan Yun, "Ashi, you're serious!"

"Please don't leave me!"

"How can I live without you!"

Saying that, he leapt like a carp, lunging at Duan Yun's thigh.

Before Duan Yun could make a move, a senior brother next to him kicked the man away with a bang.

"Junior Brother, don't be afraid. He's been influenced by the three corpses, but it's quite normal."

Immediately following, a stench of feces wafted over, and a Taoist was seen carrying two buckets of excrement on his shoulders, dancing like someone having a spiritual trance.

The senior brother quickly ran over and angrily scolded, "Why did you bring out the midnight snack? Put it back!"

The Taoist glanced at his senior brother, then danced back with the buckets of excrement.

The buckets were full, but even with his large dance movements, the excrement wobbled violently inside without spilling a drop.

According to Shen Ying's understanding, this was probably a manifestation of having achieved profound mastery in Taoist Tai Chi Boxing.

Who would have thought that a seemingly random excrement-carrying madman would be a top expert outside.

What they saw next from fellow disciples was even stranger.

There was a senior sister standing upside down in only a Daoist robe, claiming it would force out the three corpses.

Another male Taoist kept twisting with a corpse, and according to the senior brother's explanation, he was trying to force the three corpses onto it.

But what caught Duan Yun's attention more was a male Taoist covered in locks.

Duan Yun asked why this was happening.

"This guy keeps claiming that this world is fake and that the other side is real, then he says the other side is fake and this side is real. He occasionally does things like stealing offerings and swallowing hidden weapons, and he's probably afraid that he'll die like this, so when he has an episode, he locks himself up."

Seeing these bizarre fellow disciples, Duan Yun could basically confirm that this place was simply an asylum.

No, a particularly severe mental asylum.

At this time, a female Taoist was sitting there crying, tears streaming down.

Beside her, another female Taoist was also in tears.

Shen Ying couldn't help but ask, "Why are they crying?"

"The one on the left is Senior Sister Zhao, the one on the right is Junior Sister Li. They are very much in love. Senior Sister Zhao once said that for every tear Junior Sister Li sheds, she would slaughter a city. Now that Junior Sister Li has shed at least seven tears, she's probably afraid of getting tired."

The senior brother explained enthusiastically.

Shen Ying said in surprise, "Hasn't she slaughtered quite a few cities before?"

"Not really, Junior Sister Li doesn't cry much, at most dozens of tears a year, and Senior Sister Zhao is rather lazy. Later, even slaughtering a village was considered slaughtering a city to save effort." The senior brother explained.

Duan Yun couldn't help but say, "With such heavy symptoms everywhere, shouldn't something be done?"

"Intervene? What's there to intervene? Outside Heavenly People City, there are people everywhere. I even think there are too many people. The reason we can't ascend and achieve the Dao is all because these mortals are tainting the Great Dao of heaven and earth. If you ask me, if I could snap my fingers and kill ten thousand people, I could do it for days and nights without stopping."

Seeing the slight concern in Duan Yun and Shen Ying's eyes, the senior brother comforted, "Junior Brother, Junior Sister, don't worry. The path of cutting off the three corpses is difficult, but apart from occasionally having episodes, everyone is quite normal."

"Master said after dinner, you'll begin learning to cut off the three corpses with us."

After that, Duan Yun and Shen Ying were settled in.

This time, the two didn't even need to discuss.

No unreasonable blame.

In their past life, mentally ill people with violent tendencies were already quite dangerous, and Duan Yun really hated when someone committed a big mistake, like crippling someone, and it was brushed off with the excuse of being mentally ill.

In the past life, those mentally ill people were better off in mental asylums; even with strong destructive power, they were still individual cases, but this group was different.

This group truly had the capability for one person to slaughter a city.

Wouldn't it be best to eliminate them rather than keeping them for the new year?

The two decided to take action after dinner.

The Three Corpses Dao had early dinners, starting no later than mid-afternoon.

Then, Duan Yun saw the longest table he had ever seen in his life.

A long wooden table, at least fifty zhang in length, stretching from this end to the other. 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖

The house containing this table also looked rather warped, resembling a tunnel.

There were quite a few disciples in the Three Corpses Dao, all of them eating at this table from top to bottom.

At the very front of the table sat their master, the Dog-nosed Taoist.

Everyone else was seated along either side.

Soon, the dishes were served.

A bowl of plain white rice appeared normal, but the other bowl was filled with a black, mushy meat, which looked rather abnormal.

The kind-hearted senior brother sat beside them and explained, "Eating meat, good meat, is how we in the Three Corpses Dao begin to cut off the corpses."

Looking at this black, mushy meat, Duan Yun asked, "Senior Brother, what kind of meat is this?"

"That's something you shouldn't inquire about! Just eat it when you're told." The senior brother suddenly said sternly.

Then his expression shifted again as he said, "But, since Master thinks highly of you, and seeing as we're on the same side, I'll let you in on a secret that isn't really a secret—you mustn't tell outsiders."