MTL - After Becoming a Taoist-Chapter 3 grandfather! You also said that you don't know martial arts!

   Chapter 3 Grandpa! You also said that you don't know martial arts!

   "Grandpa! You also said you don't know martial arts!"

   As soon as Li Fucheng left, Li Dandao grabbed Li Baojing's beard.

   "I can see that palm just now! The inner strength is deep, and with a snap, the ash in the middle of the wood has risen!"

   "Where is the internal force? What is the internal force?" Li Baojing asked.

   "It's just qi. It runs through the meridians and merges into the sea of ​​qi in Dantian. When using it, it rises along the meridians. It can fly over the eaves and walk over the walls. It can be used on swords to generate sword qi. With internal strength, one can defeat a hundred..."

"One enemy and one hundred? Cough... Is it with armor or without armor? Formed or not? If it is formed with armor, I have never seen such a fierce man, old man... But our captain is performing martial arts. At that time, more than a dozen big men with big shoulders and round waists, all went up together, and they couldn’t beat them, three times and two hits…”

  Li Dandao's eyes immediately lit up: "Grandpa, you can kill seven in and seven out on the battlefield, you must be amazing, what kind of kung fu did you learn in the military, can you teach me?"

   "The army uses spears and knives. The long spear is only a few strokes. Horses need to learn how to fight, but there are knives. But you are half-baked, and your mind is uncertain. If you kill someone..."

  Li Dandao immediately patted his chest and assured: "Then don't need a knife, turn a knife into a palm, the hand will definitely not kill people."

Li Jingbao squinted his eyes: "If you are taking the martial arts exam, I do have something to do with it, but now the battle is not over yet, you half-eldest are easy to be impulsive, and it is difficult to save your life on the battlefield... Besides, you need to eat meat when you practice martial arts. money…"

  It turned out to be expensive...Li Dandao sighed in his heart.

"This kid does have some qualifications. He eats a lot, and he will definitely be strong in the future. He is no better than you Laozi, your uncle~cough~ I can't eat two bowls of rice at a time...I used to eat five bowls of rice at a time in the army. Seventy percent full, your kid looks a bit like me."

  Li Dan asked, "How many times do you pull arrows a day, grandpa?"

  Li Baojing's face turned dark, and he said dully: "One time."

  Li Dandao couldn't help but sigh: "The stomach is really good."

Li Baojing then went to the back room, and from under the bed, he took out a few pieces of straw paper to wipe his buttocks. This kind of paper is generally used to make paper money. What about meat?

   But there are crooked and crooked figures on them, like stick figures, showing their poses. There are no words.

   "That's it?" Li Dan said in shock. Back then, his college physical education textbook also had Taijiquan and Bajiquan charts! This little stickman, he would draw when he was in elementary school, he was so beautiful, and it was all the actions of the King of Fighters.

   This villain has only a few movements in total, stab, slap, split, grid...

The old man took a walking stick as a knife: "You see that the knife is used to kill people. In fact, the more important thing is to protect one's life, always protect the vital points, and can block the central vital points at any time. The head, throat, chest, and lower abdomen cannot be far away. It's easy to be killed, what guns, ge, knives, if you don't defend, I will kill you."

   "What a big open and close, don't believe it, you haven't practiced at home, go straight and straight, swords are short soldiers, not long soldiers, long soldiers have another way of playing."

  The old man started to give lectures, which was completely different from the health exercises taught by physical education teachers.

  The old man's trick is to keep the key points first and then attack and kill.

Even if the old man was crippled, Li Dandao was in a cold sweat at this time. He saw that the old man raised his cane and stabbed his eyes with bloodshot eyes. He gritted his teeth and had a grim face. Same.

   "Fuck! Murderous!" Li Dandao felt that the old man was not teaching him martial arts, but that someone around him was really fighting him, and he had already killed several of them.

   "Hu! Hu!" The old man put down his cane, panting, his throat like a bellows, Li Dandao quickly patted his back.

   "Cough~ Bah!" A mouthful of old phlegm spit out.

"I'm getting old! I'm getting old! Just these two strokes, and I'm out of breath." Li Baojing said: "Just a few strokes, no, no, don't pester me, think about it yourself." The walking stick walked away slowly, and today I have invited someone to drink tea at the tea shop.

  Li Dandao looked at this old man who seemed to be swaying while walking, and sighed: "The master is actually by my side."

  The old man's cane is swung up, and it's absolutely no problem to kill two or three big men, just in the position just now, one cane, one cane... He is really a murderer.

  Li Dandao picked up a firewood and started to practice, but the more he practiced, the more he went wrong. Looking at the dandelion at the foot of the courtyard, he began to transform into a dragon hero, using the fire dance whirlwind swordsmanship.

  Yaya sat on the threshold, holding the dried fruit that her father had marinated with umeboshi in one hand, her face covered with a smile, and looked at the monkey with a smile.

"Almost got it!" The old lady, Li Qi, saw that Li Dan was mad with sheep and took a piece of firewood to destroy it, and scolded: "Every day, don't do anything, go outside the city and give me cattle and sheep. Hey, bring some more fat grass and serve your uncle Ma."

   Mrs. Li Qi called Mr. Li's horse Uncle. He couldn't sell it or kill it. He ate more and better than humans.

  Li Dan said in his heart, "Sure enough, all the old ladies in the world look the same."

   At a very young age, he carried a backpack that was about the same height as a person, and had a hatchet attached to his waist.

  Yaya saw that Li Dandao had carried the basket on his back, and immediately came over and hugged Li Dandao's legs.

  Li Dandao had to put down the basket, and Yaya got into the basket.

   "Good guy! Yaya, did your mother secretly feed you! It's like a little piggy."

   "Hee hee." Yaya looked at the outside world from the gap in her back. She was too young to be allowed to go out, and now there are many kidnappers.

   But hiding in the basket, Li Dandao carried it all the time, and when she arrived at the farm outside the city, she could ride a goat.

   "It will be slaughtered for the New Year! Let's see how you cry!" Li Dandao watched Yaya and the little goat establish a rich revolutionary friendship with such expectations.

   "Doctor Xiao Li is out to work!"

   "Yes, no work, no food to eat."

  The owner of the porridge shop is a short man. Because he is not tall enough, he was not recruited to fight. He often uses this to say that he lost his horse.

   That's right, he's only a little over one meter four. Li Dandao, the twelve-year-old boy, was slightly taller than him.

  Li Dandao suspects that he has practiced the bone shrinking exercise, because he has dwarfism and he grows less than one meter four, and he runs a porridge shop. Now the price of food is so expensive, no one comes to drink it, and he is so happy.

   may be the spies of the Tang Dynasty.

   "Li Goudan!" A snotty boy stopped Li Dan and said.

  Li Dandao put his hands on his chest: "If you dare to wipe your nose on Lao Tzu, I want you to taste the power of the desert swordsmanship that Lao Tzu has learned today! I will hit you with arrows!"

The person was called Wang Shunsheng. Her mother didn't suffer at all when he gave birth to him. She was chatting with people with a big belly. Suddenly the amniotic fluid broke. Then several women surrounded him on the spot and gave birth to him. I heard that it was useless. Half a cup of tea.

   So that the midwife who delivered him saw him and said: "When your old lady gave birth to you, it was like diarrhea, and the head came out at once, and then the whole body came out."

  Li Dandao is willing to call this the strongest! Call him Wang Laxi.

   "Look! Am I that kind of person? Suck it!" Wang Laxi shrank his snot, and then made a "grunt", and licked his tongue on both sides of the person.

  Li Dandao frowned directly: "How can I know you, this sabi thing?"

   "My mother is sick, and asked me to come to your house to get medicine."

  Wang pulled out a prescription, Li Dan said, "What's your mother's symptoms?"

   "Like me, runny nose."

   "Twenty Wen, I'll help you get the medicine." Li Dan said.

   "No, only eighteen characters."

"Fine!"

The two sneaked abduct, Li Dandao entered the pharmacy through the back door, grabbed the recipe, this recipe was cheap, Li Dandao grabbed two packets: "Boil three bowls of water into a bowl, each packet of medicine can be boiled twice, boil The third time it doesn't work, you drink it too, it must be passed on to your mother!"

   After receiving the money, Li Dandao started to keep the account, put in 15 wen, and received two doses of Yin Qiao San.

   Manual embezzlement of three cents of money.

   Buttoned a brick on the ground, took out a small box, and put a lot of copper in it.

   went out through the back door again.

Happy New Year! Ask for recommendation votes, ask for investment, and the internal vote has passed.

   (end of this chapter)