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MTL - American Warehouse Taobao King-Chapter 865 [Dad's IQ is really worrying]
Because of the big fish and meat in the past two days, I was a little tired of eating, plus I worked for two hours this morning. At noon, the Yang family almost came to a banquet full of vegetarian food. It was all vegetarian inside and out, but the taste was very delicious. After all, the taste of green vegetables without the pollution of chemical fertilizers and pesticides was called an overbearing.
A tomato and egg soup conquered Yang Yong, a carnivore who loves meat. Sometimes the food made with vegetables is quite powerful. After all, the combination of meals is good for the body. Always eating meat is not only easy to get angry, but also easy to constipation. It is also good to eat more vegetables, not to mention the vegetables you picked yourself, which taste delicious.
After lunch, the children, despite the adults' obstruction, actually brought this small straw hat and followed their father and grandmother to the small vegetable garden to pick vegetables. These children said they were helping, but they were actually here to play. Yang Yong and his mother didn't expect them to do much work.
The two little guys were also very dirty. Caterpillars with thick fingers caught one after another and kept them in transparent glass jars. Yang Yong delivered vegetables twice, and then sat on the stone beside the vegetable garden, nibbling cucumbers and watching the behavior of the two children, feeling very strange. After calling the two children to his side, he pointed to the caterpillar in the glass bottle in confusion.
"I said Chengen, what are you brothers doing when you catch so many caterpillars and you can't eat them? Besides, the caterpillars have hairs on their bodies. It will hurt and itchy when they stick to your skin. Your two children's skin is so delicate, if you have allergies what should I do."
At this time, Yang Chengen patted his forehead helplessly, and felt why his father Yang Yong's IQ dropped so quickly. The small glove on Yang Yang's hand that had already protected his elbow said helplessly. "Dad, can you see clearly? Look at the gloves on our brothers' hands. Can caterpillar hair hurt us? We catch caterpillars because we want to feed the chickens."
"A nest of chicks was born two days ago, and one chick may have grown very thin because of illness. We have checked the information on mobile phones on the Internet, and we know that eating insects is a very good nutrition for chicks, so We catch worms for the chickens to eat."
It’s nice and loving, but how could a chick the size of a fist eat a caterpillar the size of an adult finger? Then the little chicken should not be choked to death, and raised his own question, Yang Chengwen said with dissatisfaction when he quit.
"Dad, do you think our two brothers are idiots? We have checked the information carefully and know that chicks like to eat caterpillars. Although these caterpillars are really too big, more than 95% of the caterpillars are Liquid. After the chick destroys the caterpillar's body, the liquid inside will flow out and the rest is some protein, so how can it choke on the chick?"
Yang Yong, the unscrupulous father, was stunned by his two sons for a while. Could it be that the IQs of children are already so high now. When I was a child, I knew that it would be foolish to eat, pinch and sleep. Now this child is smart, and he is really better than blue.
It was a mess to be despised by his son, but Yang Yong felt very relieved. If the generation is worse than the generation, then the family will have no hope. Generations are smarter than generations. This family is sure to prosper. Look at the behavior of the children of the Yang family. How old are they? There are so many problems and solutions that adults can't remember.
Not bad, not bad, quite good, the Internet is really an artifact, and the stage of letting children say goodbye to 100,000 whys has begun to answer questions. Of course, in order to maintain the majesty of his father, Yang Yong still took necessary measures. Magically took out two purple tomatoes from his pocket, which were new varieties called amethyst tomatoes at the time.
Don't look purple, but the lycopene in it is twice as high as those red tomatoes. Since the new variety tastes good, but the yield is a bit small, the Yang family has grown more than a hundred purple tomatoes. The output is only a few tens of kilograms. These purple tomatoes are very precious. Generally, they are the most nutritious when eaten raw.
I picked two ripe tomatoes by myself, but I still can't bear to eat them. I plan to use these two tomatoes to connect with the children. But he didn't expect that Yang Yong took out two tomatoes like a gift, but was despised by his two sons.
The two little guys looked at each other, and when the elder brother Yang Chengen turned around, he revealed the small bamboo basket behind him. Yang Chengwen rummaged through the bamboo basket, and suddenly found several purple tomatoes that were bigger than his own, and handed them to Yang Yong.
"Dad, you are so pitiful. We brought two tomatoes and gave them to our brothers. Our brothers found so many and didn't give you to eat. We are so unfilial. Dad, these tomatoes are very delicious, eat them quickly. I have eaten so much in the field that I can't eat it anymore."
What is this called? What is the dignity of being a father? He saw his second son, Little Fatty, laying several big purple tomatoes in his hands. With a smile on his face, Yang Yong felt that what his father did was really a failure.
I can't do this anymore, I'll lose my dignity as a father if I go on, I push the tomato in the child's hand back again and touch Yang Chengwen's head with a smile. "Dad has eaten a lot just now. You are so sensible. Dad is very happy. Take these tomatoes and send them to your mother."
"He is working in the study room and needs to be supplemented with nutrients, so go ahead, Dad still has work to do, or your grandma will have to clean up Dad again later."
The two children are really like this. My mother has been very busy these two days. What is she busy with? Busy with the affairs of the Yang family's charitable foundation. Prepare to process these documents early, and then take the whole family to Egypt for a trip, just have fun, play and work need to be separated and not interfere with each other.
Yang Yong did just that, work is work, and home is life, and they will never be confused. It set an example for the whole family. They knew that the mother was very busy and lacked nutrition in the past two days. After hearing what the unscrupulous father Yang Yong said, the two children looked at each other, opened their feet and ran back.
After sent the two elves away, Yang Yong touched the cold sweat on his forehead and slapped himself. While walking into the small vegetable garden to pick vegetables, he said to himself. "No, it can't go on like this anymore. Both children have become elites. What is the dignity of my father. I always make my son despise me. I am a failure as a father. What if I can make money? Yes? Is it good to educate children? In the future, 100,000 why, the Discovery Channel will be the only one for me, and I insist on keeping these miscellaneous knowledge in my heart.”
Yang Yong vowed to be a good father, a knowledgeable father, and an invincible and superhuman father for children. So prepare to be strong, deepen your encyclopedic knowledge, and establish the role of an invincible father in the hearts of children.