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MTL - Azeroth Shadow Trail-v2 Chapter 1912 40. A fool, a madman and the evil **** who is good at making friends
Chapter 1912 40. A fool, a lunatic, and an evil **** who is good at making friends
Ash Wilds, a **** of a **** of a place.
For Venthyr, this is **** within hell, because this ghost place is the only place in the entire Blood Land where light can be seen, and it is not ordinary light.
This was once part of the lavish palace of Revenders, but it was destroyed by the invasion of the Light eons ago.
Those irascible old doves of the Light, the Naru, destroyed a third of the earth with a retribution of the Light and let the hot light shine through the clouds.
The countless hours of illumination have made the Ash Wilderness a landscape like the Gobi Desert, and it has also made it hot and scary. For Venthyr, who likes shadows and darkness, throwing them into this land of light is the most terrifying "sentence of exile". ".
Venthyr, who was exposed to the sun, would lose his vitality little by little, just like elves tortured by magic addiction, gradually losing their minds under the scorching flames, and eventually reduced to a scorched withered bone.
The most terrifying thing is that as anima vampires, they will not die even if they do, but will continue to wander in the wilderness in a daze, treating all those with anima as food and prey.
No Venthyr wants to come here.
But it is not up to them to decide.
Those who have committed sins, those who have failed in political struggles, those who have offended big men, this ruthless desert is their final destination.
Especially after Prince Resonal's rebellion ended, there were many, many unlucky ghosts implicated in this wilderness, which also made this ruthless ray of light lively.
This also adds a lot of extra work to the gatekeeper of this ruthless wilderness, making Lord Shishou very upset recently.
Those nasty cunning little guys always want to sneak through the gate guarded by it, but they underestimate the sharpness and responsibility of Lord Stonehead.
Even when it is resting, the large ears of the stone head can catch all the movement nearby.
Loyal will not allow any errant bad guy to leave the Ash Wilds, nor will any good guy stray into it and suffer, this is a direct order from Denathius the Great.
Stone head is loyal!
It will carry out every command of the Emperor!
Whether it's beating the invaders, or sticking to this desolate ghost place for countless years, this is the most honorable action that a giant servant can get.
Well, Shishou doesn't understand what "glory" is, it doesn't know if that stuff is delicious or not, but the Great Emperor is their creator, so what the Great Emperor says is what he says!
"Hey! The big man over there, are you distracted? Is that how you serve the emperor? I'm going to report you!"
A nasty voice sounded from outside the gate leading to the Ash Wilderness, awakening Shishou who was distracted.
The tall, sturdy, sturdy servant with a turquoise blue upper body and grey-green trousers with a height of more than 20 meters showed a panicked expression, but it quickly reacted.
Clumsy anger erupted from the dull eyes on the plate with the ugly, earth-shattering face, this big giant who was not very smart at first glance touched his head, and scolded the evil **** who was holding a scroll in front of him fiercely. road:
"You! You're not Venthyr! The stone head can see through your disguise, you are a um, a little thing I haven't seen before, maybe you taste good."
It tried to intimidate Black and grinned with all its might, but it only made the pirates feel happy.
This guy is a giant servant.
is the same race as the goblin-like mud servants that Revenders can see everywhere, even though this guy is a dozen times taller than the mud servants.
Mud Servants and Giant Servants are peculiar things created in Ravendor's own magical system, and they are characters created to serve Venthyr.
It is said that when Emperor Denathius created the clay servants, he gave these weak and small men wisdom and wisdom, and gave great power to the giant servants.
So mud servants lack strength, and giant servants have no brains.
But Black also knew that after a few mud servants fused with each other with weird magic, a powerful warrior like the giant servant could be born. The process of casting spells is to roll in a pile of muddy mud.
Even a master of magic like a pirate can't understand the principle at all.
As expected of the shadow world!
The magical magic here is completely different from the material world. Blake believes that as long as he brings the shaping magic of the mud servants and giant servants to the material world, he can easily get the praise of Dean Blue Moon.
But right now, the most important issue is not to study this giant servant with an unwieldy mind.
"Who says I'm not Venthyr? Look, I have a commission written by Denathus the Great himself!"
Blake raised the scroll he had just written in his hand and threw it to the grinning stupid giant servant in front of him, saying:
"You can read it yourself, or I will read it to you, if you can't read"
After speaking, the chip pirate rolled his eyes, coughed twice, and elongated his voice and said:
"With the great power that no one has given me, I declare myself to be the 'Honorary Venthyr' in the name of Denathus the Great. Anyone who sees this scroll should show the fear of this mighty, noble and handsome man in front of him. The man of glory bowed down, and obeyed all his commands, for it was the will of Denathius the Great."
"Shut up! Shut up!"
The big blue giant carefully unfolded the scroll with two fingers, staring at the crooked words on the scroll with wide eyes.
It frowned and tried to understand the meaning of the words.
But sadly, its severely shrunk brain is not very good at the job.
After a few seconds, Shi Shou put away the scroll, pretended to be very smart and fully understood, and said with his fingers:
"I know the name of the Great Emperor, it does have the Great Emperor's name on it, I know the coat of arms, it is the seal of the lord, this letter is exactly what you said, yes! I know these words!
so.
So you are indeed a Venthyr.
Sorry, my lord. "
The stone head holding the scroll upside down reluctantly leaned over and saluted the evil god-sama who was holding back laughter in front of him. Blake coughed twice, snapped his fingers and said:
"But you also heard my words, you have to obey my orders, because this is the will of Denathus the Great, I now need a strong and loyal guardian to **** me to the Ash Wilderness.
I think you are fine, so what are you waiting for?
Still ahead for me? "
"But this is the emperor who asked me to stay here! Can't let people outside come in, and can't let people inside go out, I've already kept it. Well, tens of thousands of sunrises and sunsets?
Can not remember. "
Shi Shou said very tangled:
"I can't disobey the emperor's order, otherwise it will be very disgraceful. Although I have never tasted the taste of glory, it should be sweet, right?"
"Ah this."
The pirate blinked.
He turned and whizzed and wrote another scroll, stamped it with the seal of Maiev's sin lord, and threw it to Stonehead, saying:
"The emperor's new order, you can see for yourself. The emperor said that your mission is over. He said that it is honorable for you to stay here all the time, so I will give you a vacation.
Oh, by the way, the Great Emperor also asked me to bring you 'glory'. "
The pirate took it out of his bag.
A large jar of colorful goblin hard candies was thrown by him to the blue giant servant, who held it in his hand with a smile, and threw it into his mouth together with the jar and chewed it.
"Sweet! Sweet! Much better than mirror candy and those sparkling stones, is this 'Glory'?"
Stone Shou obviously liked the taste of Blake's glory.
It didn't even look at the scroll, and it couldn't understand it anyway, so it lay down in front of the evil god, let the evil **** sit arrogantly on its broad shoulders, and then carried Blake to the wilderness that it had guarded for many years. in the wilderness.
also took out his favorite "baby" and shared it with his new friends.
"I'll trade your shiny snacks for glory."
Shishou clumsily and flattered to the evil **** on his shoulders and said:
"I have guarded this gate for the emperor for a long time, and I think I deserve more honor."
"Huh? Is this your usual dim sum?"
The pirate stared at the things stacked in Shishou's big palm.
Some off-white stones should be elemental stones, some sticky coagulation of bugs in the wilderness, and finally some sparkling crystals mixed in "snacks".
This giant servant's appetite and teeth are really good, the evil **** is sure that even if he eats these things, he will definitely have a stomach upset, but this giant servant will not.
Well, in a sense, this brainless creature has surpassed the power of the evil god, it is a terrible creature! But looking at what it collects, you can tell that this guy and old Gani must have a common language.
Maybe Old Gani can find a new "great scavenger" on Revenders' side. Although this guy is stupid, picking up garbage is a matter of talent and doesn't require IQ.
Blake took the crystal in the pile of garbage in his hand and looked at it, his eyes strange and said:
"The naaru are left in the crystal core in this wilderness. This thing can be taken out of the material world to create a downgraded version of the Ashbringer.
Well, think about it too, it is estimated that it is difficult to find a magical area as full of naaru wreckage as the Ash Wilderness among the six force domains.
Hey, big man, can you help me find this kind of stone and I'll give you more candy bars?
We're friends after all, and I'm not good at squeezing you. Ten such crystals are exchanged for a big jar of sugar, um, I mean, a big jar of glory. "
"What is a friend?"
Shi Shou naively untied a tattered and dirty pocket from his waist, took out more 'light-emitting snacks' from it, and asked:
"Are friends delicious? Better than glory?"
"certainly."
The evil **** showed an evil smile, took out a large barrel of dwarf spirits from his luggage, let Shishou open his mouth and smash the barrel into its uneven teeth, watching the giant servant chew it to pieces.
"That's what 'friends' taste like."
Blake sat on the shoulders of the stone head who was dizzy after drinking for the first time, and shouted excitedly. While admiring the color of the core crystal of the Holy Light in his hand, he said:
"Look at you, lucky stone head, now you have both glory and friends, I'm starting to envy you for this big guy, do you want another cup of 'friend'?"
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The Ash Wilds are the nightmare land of all Venthyr, but clever and cunning vampires always find a way to survive in the desperate situation.
There are still many ruins of palaces on this destroyed land. Although the useful things in those ruins have been searched countless times, those empty ruined palaces can at least provide some insignificant shadows to the poor people, and then a little shade. Soothe their hearts that have gone mad with despair.
Duke Sittar thought so.
As one of the staunch supporters of Prince Resonael's rebellion, he was stripped of all his fame, wealth and status, and was only allowed to carry two mud servants whose brains were not very useful, and even his favorite blood-colored robe And the umbrella to show his identity could not be carried, and was thrown into the Ash Wilderness on a scorching morning.
But he was a very determined nobleman.
Even in despair, he was trying to maintain his last dignity as a noble.
For example, even if he has been reduced to the dilemma of sleeping in a garbage dump, he still stubbornly asks his two mud servants to prepare a pot of wonderful tea for himself every morning to hide in the shadows for the next boring day. His once grandiose.
Of course, if there are guests visiting, Duke Sittar will definitely try his best to make the guests feel at home. Although there is nothing good in this ghost place, he can still provide a pot of warm tea.
If the guests plan to go out, the enthusiastic Duke Sittar will generously lend him the broken umbrellas that he has picked up from the **** heap and repaired, so as to prevent the guests from being burned by the annoying sunlight.
Regrettably, after being reduced to the Ash Wilderness, not many guests will come to visit the once noble duke.
This saddened him, who had been keen to hold banquets.
But today, his regrets were satisfied, and a high-ranking guest finally came to visit Duke Sitar's tattered and ruined "manor" under a sandpit.
"Gabbins! And Tubbins, my loyal servant will take out our treasured 'mirror candy' to entertain our distinguished guests, burn up the good tea, and remember to add a few more saffron.
Oh, my place has not been here for a long time. Look at this mess, it really makes the guests laugh. "
Today, the mad Duke Sittar, who specially put on his best ripped shirt, warmly entertained the smiling Lord Black. Although he didn't know the name of the guest in front of him, it was a great blessing for the guest to come. .
This must be the starting point for him to re-establish his network.
is a memorable day in the history of the Sitar family.
"No, you don't have to be so busy."
Blake, who was sent here by Shishou and pointed at Shishou with a few jars of sugar cubes, went to the Gobi to find more holy light crystals and glanced at Duke Sitar. With the eyes of the evil god, he could naturally see the sanity of the Venthyr in front of him. It's not normal anymore, probably because the burning of the Holy Light made him permanently insane.
But that's okay.
He survived after all, and he was full of enthusiasm when he heard Reina Sol's name.
The pirates stopped Duke Sittar and his two mud servants, who didn't look very normal, from giving him tea.
The weird black "tea leaves" floating in the dirty teacup and the "sand fruit" exuding a strange smell made the evil spirits not have the courage to drink it.
Will you have a stomach upset?
"I'm on business."
Black took out a new black Venthyr-style umbrella and gave it to the mad duke as a gift.
The latter is a little helpless.
But when I saw the luxury umbrella of Nazanxin, I was so moved that I even shed tears on the spot.
"Ah, look at this fine workmanship, this wonderful pattern and this elegant fringe, I once had such a beautiful thing in my manor, and it reminds me of the good old days.
This is really touching. "
The mad duke groaned while kissing the umbrella.
If it weren't for the noble's last dignity supporting him, I'm afraid this neurotic Duke Venthyr, who wiped his eyes with an umbrella, would have to fight with Black on the spot.
"Uh, I am the messenger of Prince Reinathal. His Royal Highness did not lose his will because of failure. He accumulated strength in a dangerous place, and he was ready to fight back and overthrow the brutal Denathius. The reign of the Great Emperor."
Blake looked at the more and more enthusiastic Lord Duke, he felt that it was better to keep the story short, lest this guy make any more troubles.
So he said with emphasis:
"His Royal Highness has not forgotten his loyal subordinates. He asked me to send a message to appoint you as the commander behind the enemy of the 'Revenders Rebellion Army'. There are many poor people in this desert who have been exiled for rebelling against the brutal order. .
His Royal Highness needs you to use your excellent diplomatic skills to assemble them and wait for the necessary moment to cooperate with each other. Both the Prince and I believe that you are qualified for this important position.
And His Royal Highness promises that once the great event is successful, all of you who have meritorious deeds will be able to get back your former identity, status and wealth, as well as the umbrella.
Countless umbrellas!
certainly"
The pirate glanced at the ripped trousers on the crazy duke's body, which were like cloth strips, revealing indecent objects.
He reminded in a low voice:
"When you are on a diplomatic mission, please remember to put on your pants. You represent the majesty of His Royal Highness, and your dignity as a noble. Forget it, I still have a set of generals uniforms that my father used. i put it
well! don't cry!
Don't kneel!
Damn, you are an aristocrat, can you be decent!
Hello!
If you wipe your snot and tears on my pants again, I will let my friend Shishou eat you!
I'm serious! "
(end of this chapter)