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MTL - City Exchange Life Club-Chapter 339 : There are four of the five directions, the Four Heavenly Kings...
After realizing that the Taoist priest who came to drive him was actually a Taoist black man disguised as a Buddhist bald man, Zhao Yan very kindly invited him to have lunch together.
If you have to pretend to be a Taoist and smear the Taoist door, then if you don’t eat meat, it means you are a fake Taoist!
If you dare to eat meat, that's great.
Mo Kejie was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect Zhao Yan to invite him to dinner. He raised his brows and said, "Pindao has long been inedible, and he doesn't eat human fireworks. Don't delay any longer, you man, get out of here quickly!"
He easily resolved Zhao Yan's dilemma.
"If you let me go, I'll go, so I'm very shameless? I want to know what will happen if I don't go!" Zhao Yan looked at him and said.
After all, he is a very curious person.
I have read 100,000 whys since I was a child.
I often wonder why I am so handsome.
Mo Ke Jieti laughed in anger: "Poor... Poor Daoist has never seen a person as arrogant as you!"
"Hey, you saw it today." Zhao Yan raised his hand and pointed at him first, then at himself.
The vest in the Taoist sect is fearless. Anyway, no matter how much you do it, it will be a blackmail for the Taoist sect. Mo Kejie's face sank: "Since you have to toast and not eat the penalty wine, the poor Taoist will teach you a lesson today!"
He couldn't help but hit people.
"You are presumptuous!" Zhao Yan shouted angrily, then got up, bowed his hands to the west, and said righteously: "This Five Elements Mountain was established by the Buddha to suppress the great sage Sun, and he was guarded by the five parties. The Buddhists are merciful, I don't care if you are a savage person here, I didn't expect you to want to hurt people here!"
"What's the difference between you and urinating while riding on the head of Buddhism! It can be tolerated, but it's unbearable!" Zhao Yan said and bowed down directly: "Zao Wou-Ki, a Buddhist believer, asks the five parties to reveal the truth and take action to punish the thieves!"
A friend named Lv Xiaobu once said: People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not get knifed and use a trumpet to save their lives.
After all, many supernatural powers can be used when they know their real names, so he used a pseudonym for Sun Wukong.
Zao Wou-Ki, the villain from the movie Su Qi'er, Zhao Yan feels that this role is very interesting.
So use his name.
Aren't you going to pretend to be an evil Taoist? Then I will let your compassionate Buddhist teammates deal with you!
Mo Ke Jie Di and the other four Jie Di on the Wuxing Mountain were all stunned, but Zhao Yan did not expect this.
Also, you ride a horse and believe in Buddha wholeheartedly, because you are more like Buddha's licking dog than we are!
But if you ride on a horse, drink, eat meat, and you dare to claim to be a Buddhist believer with all the meat and jokes at your fingertips?
Do you know how to write the word "believer"?
The four Yintou Jieti looked at each other in confusion on the Wuxing Mountain. Do they want to show up?
At this moment, Zhao Yan bowed again, and said sadly: "I know that Buddhism is compassionate, but do you just sit and watch this thief and Taoist ride on the Buddha's head to urinate? What's the matter with my Buddha's face when it spreads out!"
The four Jintou Jiedi were very entangled. What Zhao Yan said made sense. If they did not face the words of the Taoist priests who were pretending to be Fu Moke, how could they save face in Buddhism?
Do you want to let Mo Kekai Di show his true body?
It's even more embarrassing when it spreads that the dignified Buddhist monk Jieti disguised as a Taoist priest to smear Taoism.
Although Buddhists and Daoists often blackmail each other, they have never been caught.
So at the moment, the four of them are male.
"You idiot!" Mo Kejie scolded his face darkly: "The poor Daoist just wants to stand here, why would he ever think of insulting Buddhism!"
"This is even more excessive!" Zhao Yan's eyes turned red in an instant, his eyes were red, and he was extremely sad and angry, and pointed at him tremblingly: "You are a Taoist priest, you actually want to establish a Taoist temple on the territory of Buddhism, and it is still a Buddhist temple, you What is your intention? Where do you place the majesty of my Buddha? Today, you dare to stand in the Five Elements Mountain, and tomorrow, do you dare to go to Lingshan to stand up! Crazy!"
Mo Kejiati was stunned and speechless.
The four Jieti on the Five Elements Mountain were also stunned.
This method of buttoning the hat is so condescending, are you a loose immortal in the world, or are you an official?
"Why didn't Wufang Jie Di take action! Just sit back and watch this thief run wild here!" Zhao Yan asked sharply.
Then he suddenly realized, gritted his teeth and said: "I understand! I understand! You must have a grudge against the Buddha who sent you to guard Sun Wukong here, so you took refuge in Taoism, and wanted to start from the Five Elements Mountain and dig the foundation of Buddhism! Otherwise! Why do you sit back and ignore this thief! Is this the Buddhist school that I adore? They are all duplicitous people, I am so disappointed, the Buddhist scum is nothing but this!"
Sun Wukong was dumbfounded. If my old grandson had this ability, he wouldn't be lying in the mountains.
He has sharp eyes, and has long seen that the Taoist priest is a change from Mo Kejiati, but he has not exposed it.
Of course, now he saw that Zhao Yan also saw the identity of the other party, so he didn't say anything.
Monkeys are never stupid, just crazy.
Later, there was no more madness, more shrewd and tricky.
The four Jie Di on the Wuxing Mountain changed their faces when they heard this, and they all appeared, because it would be impossible if they didn't show up. Zhao Yan's words were too cruel and too vicious.
"Amitabha, donor Zhao, please speak carefully."
The four Kaidi folded their hands together and recited the Buddha's name.
"How come there are only four of Wufang Jieti?" Zhao Yan looked at the four of them and asked pretending to be surprised.
Sun Wukong smiled: "What's so strange, isn't it common sense that there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings? Why can't there be only four of the Five Ways?"
"Herickey head, shut up!" Jintou Jiedi shouted.
Sun Wukong smiled and stopped talking, watching the play quietly, his eyes revealing the color of playfulness.
Bharajati said, "Donor, Mokojati has something to do, so there are only four of us."
"No matter how many people, this person bullied the door, why didn't the four of you take action?" Zhao Yan asked.
Jintou Jiedi said with kindness and kindness: "I don't look like a Taoist sect of Buddhism. I'm an open-minded person.
They have already thought about it, Mo Ke Jiadi can't reveal his identity, then they show up to expel them, and Mo Ke Jiadi can leave at the same time. It can not only solve this embarrassing situation, but also show their Buddhist prestige and show Taoism. Cowardly, how wonderful!
As for why they just expelled but did not do anything, this even shows that they are Buddhists who are compassionate!
The Brahma monk Jieti looked at Mo Kejiati and said coldly: "You don't leave quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for waiting."
This phrase is so familiar.
"The four Jieti calm down their anger, all of them have lost their wisdom and eyesight, so let's go, let's go." Moke Jiedi pretended to be bullying the soft and afraid of the hard.
No, he doesn't have to pretend, he acts in his true colors.
But how could Zhao Yan make them wishful?
Offend Zhao Yan and still want to leave?
What a good thing to think about!
"The thief is gone, the other generation has just insulted me, and even more insulted Buddhism, how can I tell you to run away?" Zhao Yan shouted, and without saying a word, he raised his fist and went up.
And as soon as he made his move, he took a fighting stance.
The five parties are all shocked. Is my Buddhism’s status in this person’s heart so high?
It seems that the westbound thing will be successful!
This can't reveal Mo Kejiati's identity, otherwise the donor will be very disappointed with Buddhism.
"court death!"
Mo Kejiati continued his role-playing, and when he saw Zhao Yan kill him, he quickly shot back.
"The four Kaidi still haven't helped me!"
Zhao Yan shouted without turning his head.
The four Jintou Jiedi were helpless, and at this time they could only walk side by side: "The thief, don't be mad!"
Of course, they certainly won't make a real shot.
So it's just a fake fight.
Mo Kejiati is also a fake beating for them.
But Zhao Yan is really fighting!
Therefore, when the four Jieti were involved in Mo Ke Jie, Mo Ke Jie couldn't take Zhao Yan's tricks at all, and was beaten so badly that he retreated step by step.
Zhao Yan was so tightly entangled that he couldn't even try to escape by taking advantage of the opportunity of Jintoujiedi and the others to release water.
Sun Wukong buried his face in the soil, because he was afraid that if he continued to look at it, he would not be able to stop laughing.
This brother Zhao is really talented!
"If you bully the less, you are a hero. If you have the kind, you will fight alone with the poor!" Mo Kejiedi shouted.
Jintoujie said: "This statement is reasonable, I can't use power to bully others..."
"Confused! With this kind of evil, there is no need to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, let's go side by side!" Zhao Yan cut off his words directly and righteously.
Mo Kekaiti has hair and beard, he is angry, he is wronged! In the future, he can also learn to shout like the generals of the scrapping party: I have been beaten for Buddhism, I have taken the blame for Buddhism, I want to see Buddha, I want to see Buddha!
In the end, Mo Kejiati was beaten badly.
Of course Zhao Yan didn't want to kill him either.
So I almost let him go.
The four Jintoujiedi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
They are really afraid of overrunning their teammates.
"I misunderstood all of you just now, I'm really sorry." Zhao Yan sincerely apologized to the four of them.
Brahakati said: "Buddha Amitabha, the donor's heart is toward Buddhism, and it is understandable that he slipped his words for a while. How can I compare the truth with the donor? It's good and good."
"However, the poor monk advised the donor to leave this place quickly. The demon monkey is angry, and I am afraid it will stain the Buddha's heart of the donor." Jintou Jieti said.
Zhao Yan smiled casually: "The four Kaidi's words are not good, An Zhi didn't mean I persuaded him to be kind, and how about the bowl leaning on my Buddha? I see that the monkey has a relationship with my Buddha!"
The four Jie Di were suddenly shocked.
Does he know?
Is there someone behind him?
Could this be the reason why the Buddha did not allow us to expel him, knowing that his intentions were wicked?
The eyes of the four of them looking at Zhao Yan have changed.
Zhao Yan actually knew about the future of Sun Wukong, and perhaps some great master was planning for the westbound and wanted to get a piece of the pie. Since the Buddha has tacitly agreed, then he can do whatever he wants, and we don't care.
At least this person is a friend rather than an enemy of Buddhism.
"Amitabha, it's good and good, since that's the case, I won't say any more, the donor has a good idea." Yintou Jieti said mildly.
Zhao Yan pointed to the hot pot invitation and said, "Do you want the four Jie Di to sit down and have two bites together?"
[Author's digression]: Ask for a silver ticket! Ask for a silver ticket! There is also a chapter of three thousand words