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MTL - Conan’s Corpse Picker-Chapter 5 I'm so envious... ah no, it's too much
Chapter 5 I'm so envious... ah no, it's too much
Jiangxia: "…"
He froze for a second, then bit the bullet and stretched his hand across the boundary, poking at the ghost child.
…The stinging pain struck instantly, and the fingertips seemed to roll around in the needle pile.
Jiang Xia's eyes jumped and he quickly retracted his hand.
…more powerful than he thought.
Plan A: First go forcibly, then take it home and slowly rebuild this one, you can put an "X" later.
"..." I just chose to leave Yoko Kinoshita's contact information, and it was right...
Kinoshita Yoko was also startled.
She couldn't see the ghost, so in her eyes, Jiang Xia's action... was a bit offensive.
Normally, there is no way to shake hands on someone else's wrist.
However, as an actor who is good at figuring out expressions, she also saw Jiang Xia's expression of resistance when he withdrew his hands - he didn't seem to like it either.
"..." Yoko Kinoshita has been reading a lot of literary and artistic scripts recently.
For example: In order to be a good "bad boy", he deliberately molested an idol of a good family, but at the same time he disliked this kind of behavior, so he quickly pulled his hands in disgust...
In short, he is a stumbled teen who repeatedly hops on the edge of depravity.
Seeing that Jiang Xia was about to leave, Yoko Kinoshita didn't have time to think about it, she stretched out her hand and dragged him back.
In order to successfully catch the person, Yoko Kinoshita stretched out her hand very far.
Jiang Xia was pulled by her and turned around, and the ghost baby, which had not yet climbed far, just covered the back of his hand.
…It feels like a pot of boiling water has been poured into it. Jiang Xia's ears buzzed in pain, and he held back his expression.
Fortunately, the ghost baby didn't like this kind of contact, and quickly crawled away cursing.
Pain subsided.
Kinoshita Yoko knew nothing of what was happening in front of her.
She touched the armrest, grabbed a handful of colorful crystal candies, and put them in Jiang Xia's palm.
Then he patted his brother on his arm as if to coax him, poured a bowl of chicken soup, and said warmly, "Go, don't force yourself to be a bad boy again - being a detective is a good job, and you will definitely succeed."
Jiang Xia: "...?"
He was stunned for a while, not understanding why Miss Yoko said this.
In the end, I had to pretend that there was no such thing, took the sugar back, left the "evidence" disc, and left.
…
Wait for Jiang Xia to leave.
The manager returned to the car, locked the door again, and turned to look at Yoko Kinoshita in the back seat.
Yoko Kinoshita smiled at her with a relaxed expression, and handed over the CD: "He just made an excuse to rub the car in a hurry - this CD contains the study materials he carved."
The broker's forehead jumped, his blood pressure soared, and he almost crushed the disc.
But... I found an excuse.
means, Yoko has never had an abortion, right?
The broker breathed a sigh of relief.
As long as there is no black material.
She inserted the car keys, set fire to leave, and complained to Yoko Kinoshita about Jiang Xia tiredly: "This kid really likes to cause trouble for others, but the local ruffians he provoked will involve us."
"People's desire to survive is very strong." Kinoshita Yoko's peaceful voice came from the back seat, "It's like some people say, 'When you are kidnapped, you have to smash passers-by's things, so passers-by who have suffered financial losses will not Will stand by' - doing things that harm the interests of innocent people, but only to survive, it's hard to blame."
"...I've only known each other for a few minutes, and you started to excuse him." The manager's temple jumped again, and he muttered in his mouth.
Kinoshita Yoko listened carefully for a while, and vaguely heard the manager scolding "vix".
She couldn't help laughing, she stopped talking, and picked up the half-read novel that was lying beside her.
The novel was given to her by the director old man: "Youth That Gone Never Returns", Wen Qing's **** chicken soup.
I just read it, I feel that this book is stupid.
I have seen it a lot, and I am assimilated by it, but I think it is a masterpiece.
At this moment, Yoko Kinoshita is thinking with emotion: Seventeen or eighteen years old is a good age to dare to do anything, and it is not too late to do anything. Just once in a lifetime.
If Jiang Xia really took the right path in the future, then she could be a witness to this miraculous transformation.
…
the other side.
After getting off the bus, Jiang Xia walked into an alley.
Not long after, there was a series of footsteps behind him - someone followed.
Jiang Xia walked to the hidden place and turned around.
I saw that the person following him was the golden retriever who "chased" him before.
Golden Retriever approached aggressively with a baseball bat.
Then he hugged Jiang Xia very enthusiastically: "How is it, boss. Are you going to sign?"
- As a top idol, Yoko Kinoshita is suitable for both men and women, and is suitable for all ages. It is especially popular in the male-dominated circle of delinquent teenagers.
Therefore, a few days ago, Jiang Xia proposed to "make up a reason to ask Miss Yoko to sign", which immediately received a warm response.
A group of people followed Jiang Xia's instructions and disguised themselves as gangsters who were chasing him.
Although they don't quite know what is the connection between "chasing down the boss" and "seeking Miss Yoko for an autograph"... But the boss is definitely right! Just go as planned.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for them to see that Jiang Xia got into Yoko Kinoshita's car.
...I can only say that, as expected of the boss!
Golden Retriever asked for the autograph, without waiting for Jiang Xia to speak, he looked around furtively, and couldn't help sharing the happy time with the boss in a low voice:
"When I passed by you just now, I glanced in through the crack of the window, haha, Miss Yoko is more real than the poster... eh?"
In the middle of his words, he inadvertently lowered his eyes and saw a ferocious cyan on the back of Jiang Xia's right hand, and was shocked.
After a while, a strange light of envy flashed in the eyes of the golden retriever: "...Miss Yoko beat you? Was it her own hands?"
Jiangxia: "…"
Two seconds later, the golden retriever came to his senses under his faint stare. Guiltily cleared his throat: "I mean, that... it's too much! Don't give me autographs, even beat people!"
The other "people hired by the paparazzi" had been falling far behind Yoko Kinoshita's car just now. Now that Jiang Xia got out of the car, they also came to meet up one after another.
At this time, hearing the golden retriever's voice from a distance, a group of people gathered around excitedly, with a posture that was just about to move.
—The boss was beaten by two beautiful women in the car?
Can this be tolerated?
can not!
Must make them also…
Cough, no.
is to get justice for the boss!
Jiang Xia faced their scorching gaze, feeling that something was wrong with these little brothers.
He sighed tiredly: "No one hit me, it was hit a few days ago." He raised his hand and shook it, revealing the trace of being touched by a ghost, "How could this be the one who just hit me? color."
Jiang Xia really didn't want to see strange reports like "Shocked! Delinquent teenagers go to the entertainment company in a cluster" the next day.
The younger brothers were quite disappointed when they heard his explanation: "Oh, that's right."
Their memory is generally not very good, and they don't usually have the habit of staring at other people's hands.
…The crisis is over.
The younger brothers happily returned to the topic just now: "Miss Yoko is so cute!...By the way, boss, what kind of fake material did you use to get on the bus?"...They also wanted to learn.
Jiang Xia said casually: "I posted a copy of her 0-point report card, threatening her to expose her mental retardation if she didn't sign it for me. Then she called me into the car and told me to be honest all the way."
Saying that, Jiang Xia reached into his pocket and touched it, and took out the candy given by Yoko Kinoshita: "The real person is so cute, I just looked at her and forgot to sign her autograph. She gave me some candy before getting out of the car, you can make do with it. ."
"Oh!" The bad boys are very happy. For them, the formulaic signature, and the sweet sugar, of course, is more memorable.
A handful of candy was gone in an instant.
Only Jiang Xia had one left in his pocket.
But he didn't plan to eat it. This candy has the smell of Yoko Kinoshita, which can be kept as a souvenir and used to coax that ghost in the future. The principle is probably similar to preparing a cat toy before raising a cat.
…
Today, Jiang Xia originally went to the ghost fetus.
But judging from the contact just now, the little ghost baby is very obsessed and cannot be easily picked up.
However, it is not without gain.
—At the moment of touching, Jiang Xia found that the obsession of the ghost baby was quite naive: it wanted to see the biological father and biological mother live together in harmony.
...Maybe it's because I've been following Yoko Kinoshita all the time, and I've read too many silly white sweet scripts.
Jiang Xia didn't know Yoko Kinoshita's ex-boyfriend, but he didn't plan to give him that month old man.
If you want to pick up such ghosts, you must make their obsessions less serious.
This, in addition to helping them achieve their wishes, can actually be achieved in another way-to let the ghost child accept the beating of reality and realize that what it expects cannot be achieved.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xia turned on his false "precognition ability", recalled the plot, and soon had a rough plan.
…However, you can’t go right away, you have to make some preparations first.
…
The next day, when Jiang Xia was washing in front of the mirror, he found that the back of his hand was all green, but luckily it wasn't swollen.
This little ghost can't hurt his spirit, but it can torture his body... The main thing is this body, which has never been in contact with a real ghost, and is a little allergic to it at first touch.
However, the damage a ghost can cause to Jiang Xia is at most to this extent.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have dared to poke at it before.
Jiang Xia shook his wrist twice, and found that it didn't hurt and didn't affect his movements, so he ignored it and packed up to go to school.
…
Jiangxia usually only attends when there are quizzes, and takes sick leave at other times.
However, thanks to his excellent memory and comprehension skills, he did well.
Although there is a Kudo Shinichi in the class, but because of many details, it is different from the anime. Jiang Xia couldn't be sure if Kudo Shinichi would become Conan, and he didn't know if the time in the future would be longer than twenty a year... So the entrance examination is actually in his life plan.
Anyway, he didn't have to study hard, he remembered at a glance.
If time hadn’t been stretched, then going to a good university and sneaking into an organization’s research lab would definitely be more comfortable than being a peripheral member who was fighting and killing.
(end of this chapter)