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MTL - Counterattacking the Submissive Role!-Chapter 112 Chasing the Crematorium 1
1.
Pytheus dragged a fish tail for two years, and it was not until his shapeshifting ability broke through level 7 that he was able to change his form freely.
In the past two years, with the endless powers of the gods, Pisius' daily life was not a problem. The only thing that is not perfect is that he has not been able to let his boyfriend experience the joy of being 0 from beginning to end.
After his boyfriend made his fish tail a few times, Pisius really believed that Jun didn't care that he had a fish tail, so he also raised the idea of letting the other party experience happiness in the form of a mermaid. .
But every time the result is that he is messed up, and he is paralyzed in Jun Ye's arms like a dead fish.
Pisius was not discouraged.
After breaking through the seventh level, Pixius, who can freely transform his form, strode onto the bed with two strong and well-proportioned long legs.
He feels that he can make his boyfriend officially his 0!
Jun Ye's gaze stayed on Pixius's leg for a few seconds, and then he said, "Sit up."
Even after being together for two years, Pisius, who would be dazed by her boyfriend's laughter: "Okay..."
Jun Ye: "Why isn't it lubricated? What about water-based abilities?"
Pisius reflexively wanted to make up a set of procedures for himself, and only reacted after using his abilities. He was here to make his boyfriend experience happiness, but he didn't want to experience it, what lubrication!
"I want you!" Pisius said firmly.
Jun also smiled: "It's okay, you don't do it, I can do it myself."
You also put people up.
"I don't I don't! I want you to experience the joy of being 0!"
Pisius screamed hard, and when Jun also poked in, he found that his fingers were covered with a layer of water film.
Jun was also fed by Pisius' fish tail, which could be used both in the front and the rear. In the original state, only Pisius in the rear obviously could not satisfy him.
After a few rounds of tossing, Jun Ye's eyes fell on Pixius's swollen lips that were bitten by him.
So, following the loss of the lower body, the mouth of Pisius who shouted all night also fell.
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"Do you like it?" Jun also gently wiped the corners of Pixius's mouth.
Pisius sniffed, burped again, and said intermittently, "I like burping... but you wait... next time... next time I will let you burp..."
Jun also picked up the person and walked to the bathroom: "I expect you to make me hiccup."
2.
After returning from the ocean secret, the law enforcement team members in City C found that their captain was suspected of being in love.
"Well, go home for dinner..." Their captain had just brought down the two robbers with abilities, and at this moment, he was leaning outside the jewelry store and listening to the phone, his eyebrows stretched and his expression was gentle.
"Fish soup? No, I only eat fish tails... It's almost cooked... Okay, just drink it once..."
Bai Mao was a little envious: "The captain and his girlfriend must have a good relationship."
Feeling a gust of wind blowing around him, Bai Mao turned his head: "Number 1, why are you so slow this time? The captain has already subdued him, and you haven't even used a single move."
"I think I know too much..." No. 1 in the invisible state.
Bai Mao thought that No. 1 was coming from the captain's side, his eyes lit up, and he lowered his voice and said, "Come on, what do you know, even if you are silenced by the captain, I can bring you there. Live with this secret!"
1 turned around and left.
Seeing that the captain's caller ID said something like "husband", he needed to digest it. Besides... what if the captain actually found him? Still save lives.
He just had a phone call with his partner, and it wasn't an undercover agent passing on secrets, so Jun naturally didn't care about the turbulent airflow around him when he took out his phone.
3.
The president of the Mage Guild is a four-year system, and the president must be re-selected every four years.
When Pisius received the date of the selection of the new president from his subordinates, Pisius, who had been able to change his form freely, did not panic at all, and drew up an invitation letter to each organization of power users according to the rules, and the Master The guild's messenger is responsible for distribution.
A few days later, an owl knocked on Jun Ye's window.
Jun also took the letter from the owl's chest, opened it, and Pisius sipped his tea behind him.
Jun also turned around, and Pytheus put down the glass and sat upright.
"Are you going to abdicate?" Jun also put the letter on the table, and the lower right corner of the invitation letter was signed by Pisius.
Pisius was stunned for a while, this question was completely different from what he expected, but he still said: "Those candidates can't beat me."
Jun also fell silent and asked, "Select with fists?"
Pisius corrected: "Select with magic!"
The two looked at each other for a while, and Pisius became discouraged: "Why are you not surprised that I am the president of the Mage Guild?"
"I'm the captain of the law enforcement team." Even if he really didn't know the specific situation of those foreign forces at first, he would definitely supplement the information through the channels of the law enforcement team, not to mention that the characteristics of the object are really obvious.
The top level of the Mage Guild has a very large number of abilities, and the president of the Mage Guild, known as the God-Blessed One, meets the above conditions, and that president just happens to be called Pisius.
Pisius asked weakly, "Then will you watch me beat those candidates?"
"meeting."
Pisius' eyes gradually brightened, and he said shyly: "At that time, I have a surprise for you."
Jun Ye's eyelids twitched, inexplicably having an ominous premonition.
For this premonition, Jun also led the team to witness the election of the president of the Mage Guild, and his nerves were tense all the way.
Pisius was re-elected as president and invited all the powers who came to witness to the dinner.
When Pisius said this, he also hooked his lower lip to Jun, the leader of Huaxia.
"That president is provocative, definitely provocative..." Bai Mao Zai Jun also thought aloud.
Jun also felt that the eyelids began to jump again.
at dinner.
The powers of the various forces talk about gossip, learn from each other, communicate friendly, and have a good time, at least on the surface.
When the banquet was at the high end, the chief elder of the Mage Guild stood up and said: Our Mage Guild has been friendly with various power organizations over the years, especially the Urban Management Bureau of Huaxia.
Bai Mao, who has always been big-hearted, choked on a sip of wine and coughed for a long time.
Bai Mao calmed down and coughed, and said to Jun: "Captain, is he out of his mind? In the past few years, we have had a lot of friction with the Mage Guild? Except for the ocean secret realm two years ago, which other resources are they not compatible with? Are we fighting to the end?"
Jun also looked at Pisius who was sitting in the area of the Mage Guild.
- what are you doing?
Pisius seemed to know what Jun also thought, and said to Jun Ye with a smile: "Wait a moment, I will give you a surprise in a while."
At the same time, the elders of the Mage Guild also sighed over the relationship with Huaxia and expressed their hope for further development, saying: "After we fully understand the customs of China, we decided to follow the customs of China to consolidate the relationship between the two forces - marriage! "
"Cough, cough..." Jun also turned his head away.
"Surprise!" The subject's triumphant voice sounded in his head.
Jun also closed his eyes resignedly, what a surprise...
Bai Mao, who drank nothing, almost choked on his own saliva when he heard the elder's words.
"Marriage? Don't they know that the Qing Dynasty is dead?" When Bai Mao said this, he deliberately glanced at the female power user in charge of diplomacy beside him, and he found that the other party evoked a playful smile.
Whether it is cooperation or marriage, it must not be determined by the other party, and the follow-up diplomacy is still a bit of a joke.
Jun also noticed that his partner was looking at him suspiciously, sighed inwardly, got up and walked over.
"Captain? Don't be impulsive, Captain."
Bai Mao got up and was about to follow, but Jun also glanced at him sideways before Bai Mao sat back angrily.
"Prepare to copy the guy, if the Mage Guild dares to do it, let's follow the captain. He's fucked!" Bai Mao held the wine glass, the liquid in the glass froze instantly, and the white air-conditioning rose.
In order to show closeness, the banquet area of the Master Guild and Huaxia City Management was very close, only a few steps away.
Jun also glanced at the elder who had just spoken, then looked at the person who looked at him expectantly, and said, "Also may I ask... When you say 'marriage', do you mean joint cooperation between the two parties, or marriage?"
Get married get married!
Pisius shouted inwardly, but he saw the police officer's slightly narrowed eyes, and the look inside suggested that the other party didn't want to hear the answer.
Why not?
Pisius held down the small box in his pocket uneasily, pulled out a smile under Jun Ye's gaze, and said dryly: "Of course it's a joint cooperation..."
In China, "marriage" does mean the joint cooperation of multiple forces.
As soon as the word of cooperation came out, other organizations of ability users who were confused also expressed their desire to "marriage". As a result, a dinner party after the election of the president turned into a marriage meeting organized by various powers.
After the Huaxia Liaison Organization explained the situation, they also invested in the "marriage" with various power user organizations.
Bai Mao's expression collapsed: "How did this happen? Do you want to marry the princess?"
Jun also rubbed his forehead wearily. His object was bombarding his brain with consciousness.
"Why don't you marry me? Doesn't China have a same-sex marriage law?"
"Do you just want to sleep and I don't want to be responsible?"
"Didn't you say that my scales are beautiful? I made a ring for you with the scales I replaced! Hmm, I wanted to pull it out now, but I'm afraid of the pain..."
"Did you not marry me because I didn't let you experience the joy of being 0? But it's also because you didn't give me a chance! Every time you touch my leg, I have only one place left , can't hold you down at all..."
It was only then that Jun also discovered that the most lethal ability of the target is actually the sound transmission of consciousness, which can only be forced to bear, without even the opportunity to explain.
Jun also told the law enforcement team to protect the members of the diplomatic team, got up, gave the subject a look, and walked out with his legs raised.
“要约架吗?我超厉害的,你赶快认怂和我结婚,不然揍哭你…”皮修斯一边传音给君也放着狠话,一边不着痕迹地溜了出去。
Pisius found the lounge where Junya was by induction.
The lounge is not big, and you can see the man in police uniform by the window when you open the hidden door.
Pisius locked the door directly, stepped forward with a grim face, and said, "I advise you to agree to marry me as soon as possible, and then lie still, I can let you experience zero happiness."
Jun also turned sideways, ignoring the threat of the target, and stretched out his hand: "Ring."
Pisius hurriedly held down his pocket and did not go forward. He asked nervously, "What do you want to do?"
"Isn't this ring for me?" Jun also raised his eyebrows.
"I can only give it to you if I promise to get married!" If you don't agree to get married, you still want a ring. Who knows what you're going to do?
Pytheus tightly covered his pocket, which he had painstakingly cut and polished with his own scales, how could he just give it like that.
"Yeah." Jun also responded, his hand still stretched out.
"I said I have to agree..." Pixiston paused, recalling the conversation just now, and couldn't believe it: "You, did you agree?"
Jun also glanced at his hand and raised an eyebrow at him.
After getting along for so long, how could Pisius not know that this was the default, so he hurriedly took out the ring box and handed it over with the ring and the box.
When Jun also opened the box and looked at it, Pisius realized what stupid thing he had done, and slapped him on the forehead.
He should just get down on one knee and put the ring on someone, why did he even hand over the box?
"It's beautiful." Jun also sincerely praised, looking at the name engraved on the ring, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. The scales, which are like gems, are even more gorgeous after being cut and carved.
Pisius leaned forward, although he was a little embarrassed, he took the ring from Jun Ye's hand with a cheeky face, and while pulling Jun Ye's hand, he asked with relief, "Why didn't you agree to marry me in the first place? Woolen cloth?"
"Marriage is when two people are bound together because of their interests, and marriage is when two people are united because of love." Jun Ye looked at the man who put a ring on him, and continued: "You love me, of course you can't 'marriage' '."
Such tender words made Pisius realize after a while, "Shouldn't the reason be 'I love you'?"
Jun also rubbed Pisius' head with his ring-wearing hand and said, "Well, I know you love me."
Pytheus: "Humph!" He became a puffer fish.
"It's time to go back." Jun also gave his hair a mess, raised his legs and walked towards the door.
"Hey! Do you love me or do you love me?" Pisius caught up and hugged Jun Ye's arm, insisting, "You are sleeping with me, you are wearing your ring, and you are also getting married. Agreed, you have to give me an explanation."
Jun also held the door handle and looked back at the person holding his arm.
Pisius stared unrelentingly, don't want to leave without an explanation! Then he felt heat on his lips.
"Love."
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1.
Shenchi is the place where Emperor Quanke practiced and retreated, and the emperor has been in retreat for 900 years.
Nine hundred years, even in the interstellar era when the cultivation civilization was extremely prosperous, was the limit of the lifespan of many cultivation humans.
But for some immortal races, nine hundred years is just a nap.
The spirits with the same long lifespan absorb the spiritual energy under the Shenchi and strengthen themselves day after day. In addition to practicing, occasionally look up at the Shenchi floating in the sky.
Around Shenchi, white mist filled the air, like boiling water. The spirits couldn't help but sigh, the water in the Shenchi became hot again, and they didn't know when it would be boiled dry.
The young spirits were discussing with each other: "Could it be that Emperor Quanke has lost his temper in his practice and has gone into trouble?" Otherwise, why is the water in the Shenchi getting hotter day by day?
Such a voice will inevitably be reprimanded by the elder spirits. What kind of monsters their emperors are, from the ancient earth era when the spiritual energy was revived, to today's interstellar cultivation civilization, no one's cultivation can be compared with their emperors.
But since the emperor retreated and the phoenix master went to protect the Dharma, the water in this **** pool has indeed become hotter and hotter.
2.
Jun was also woken up by the heat. He felt that he was holding a fireball in his arms, and it almost burned him.
When he opened his eyes, he saw what was in his arms. What kind of fireball was it? It was clearly a full-fledged fire-type divine bird phoenix.
Also his companion...
Memories come in a lot, ranging from the thousands of years from the earth era to the current interstellar cultivation civilization, and hundreds of years of being parasitized by the system through various worlds and objects.
Jun also closed his eyes, the memory belonging to Emperor Quanke gradually merged with the memory of the system host.
He went into the Shenchi to retreat and cultivate his mind, but there were daring people who took advantage of the emptiness to enter.
Jun also took care of his memory and browsed through the restricted-level pictures without changing his face, until he felt that the daring phoenix in his arms moved, and the surrounding temperature gradually dropped.
"Awake?" Jun also said, gently caressing Feng Niao's slender neck with his hand, and obviously felt the phoenix bird's body froze.
Feng Xiu knew that he couldn't escape, so he shook his fire feathers and transformed himself into the one that would make Dao Companions soften the heart the most.
The boy in the red brocade raised his head and looked at Jun Ye eagerly.
Jun also held his hand for a while, but let go.
Facing the face of a fourteen-five-year-old boy, Jun couldn't do anything to bully "minors".
Feng Xiu happily turned over and sat on the Dao Companion's shark tail, but before he could sit firmly, the shark tail lifted him and overturned it on the lotus platform.
Jun also sat up and looked coldly at the young man who was dragging the tail of the phoenix bird and turned to get up, and said casually, "Lie down."
He really won't bully "minors", but with such a face, don't even think about approaching him.
"Emperor..." Feng Xiu looked at Shang Junye, and when he was about to get up, he fell down and pretended to be a dead bird with a strong desire to survive.
Jun Ye wouldn't just let him go, he said solemnly, "Who is the system?"
Feng Xiu buried his head in the lotus pedestal and dragged his tail dutifully pretending to be a dead bird.
"Heh," Jun also sneered and said, "You really want to be brave? Do you want me to lay eggs for you?"
Jun also remembered the egg that he gave birth to in the Zerg world, and the breath around him became colder.
The Shenchi that seemed to be boiling just now, at this moment, the temperature almost dropped to freezing point.
Feng Xiu dragged his tail and continued to pretend to be dead.
Jun also asked, "Do you remember what you said when you pretended to be a female phoenix and bullied me into becoming a Taoist partner with you?"
Phoenix Phoenix, the male bird is the phoenix, and the female bird is the phoenix.
Feng Xiu finally "lived" this time, turned over and climbed up, not afraid of death, threw himself into Jun Ye's arms, his legs tucked into Jun Ye's hand and said, "Don't you mean to give you a dragon and phoenix egg? Come on, As long as I can get pregnant, I will give birth as much as I want!"
Jun was also so angry that he thought about domestic violence, so he resisted and said, "Return to your usual face."
Feng Xiu felt that if he changed back, he would be beaten again, but he changed back under the cruel eyes of Jun Ye. Not only did his face change, but his body shape also changed.
Looking at the Taoist companion who no longer looked like a "minor", Jun also raised his lips.
"What you said is that you only want to cry under me!" Jun also grabbed the man's collar and pressed him back on the lotus platform, looking down at him and said, "Who allowed you to play navel oranges? Huh? You still want to attack? Are you tired of living?"
Under the coercion of the violent Taoist companion, Feng Xiu tried his best to recall the scene at that time.
At that time, he was only a little phoenix who dared to love and dare not speak, and admired Emperor Quanke for hundreds of years, but because the other party was an old antique male shark who only liked females, all his love could only be suppressed in the bottom of his heart.
I live a life of licking Dijun's beautiful pictures on the star website every day, and writing short stories about myself and Dijun.
Until one day, Chu Jing, a three-thousand-year-old demon girl, the childhood sweetheart of Emperor Quanke, a famous formation master, invited Emperor Quanke to participate in her formation meeting.
What kind of eyesight he has, as soon as he received the news that Chu Jing invited Emperor Quanke, he knew that Chu Jing would no longer make the formation under the name of Feng Zhen, but actually wanted to find a Taoist companion to retire.
One of them has not been married for 3000 years, and the other has not been married for 3000 years. No one believes that there is no trickery.
Therefore, he, who also received the invitation letter, went out that day dressed in phoenix clothes and stopped people before Emperor Quanke arrived at the banquet venue.
After seeing the emperor, his mind was filled with the other party, and the only thing he remembered was probably confessing to the other party.
He couldn't remember how he confessed, it was like a memory fault, he only vaguely remembered "raw eggs", "red makeup", "female feud" and so on, and probably said everything he learned from the Internet.
After his memory was connected, he found that he was crying in the arms of the emperor, and he became the Taoist companion of the emperor...
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"Huh? Are you tired and crooked?" Jun Ye repeated while pinching Feng Xiu's chin.
Of course, Feng Xiu still wanted to continue living. He hadn't experienced enough of the feeling of being hugged to sleep by his sweetheart, so he followed the emperor's words very obediently to express his heart: "I'd love to cry under you."