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MTL - Country Weapon-Chapter 260 dead...
"Stupid, you're out of luck!" Su Yun closed the phone depressedly, and muttered, "Sister Yang, why do you think I'm so recited? I met two idiots this morning, a country bumpkin and an illiterate , I don’t even know what the bank is used for!”
Long Gen smiled, with a face as bright as a flower like your mother, threw away the cigarette butt, and looked at the woman at the counter with great interest, big eyes, high nose bridge, fair and tender skin, she looks really good, but her lips are too thin Yes, the old people said: "People with thin lips are tricky and mean, and they are difficult to deal with!"
The old people's words still make sense, isn't this woman a living example?
"Surprise, look! I will make you cry later, and you won't know why you died! With the two big heads on your chest, you think I dare not deal with you, do you? Hmph!" Long Gen sneered and cursed secretly.
Fang Zheng on the side shook his head, looked at the girl at the counter sympathetically, and expressed deep regret. Inner sigh:
"Sister, sister, the feng shui on your ancestor's grave is not good, why did you meet this little bastard? Hey, prepare to burn incense, don't be tricked too badly by the little bastard, what a girl..."
Shen Lijuan froze there, her pretty face was still stained with tears, she was so aggrieved. I have never been so angry in my life.
I really complied with that sentence, "It's easy to be a bastard, but it's hard to be angry!"
"Cousin, don't cry, what are you crying for? I just asked clearly, it was a misunderstanding, come here and get it, sit by the side and wait." Long Gen pulled Shen Lijuan and sat on a chair beside her.
Su Yun also saw Shen Lijuan at this moment, isn't that the girl who just wanted to take 80,000? No wonder, the illiterate man and the hillbilly woman are a natural match.
"Sit down obediently and see how I deal with her." Taking the card, she whispered a few words to Shen Lijuan, full of confidence.
Shen Lijuan didn't know what was going on, but she suddenly felt relieved. Every time I feel unhappy, when I see the little **** and hear the little bastard's voice, I immediately feel better. This time is no exception.
Being a little **** in the past was a fool, but now, he has become the backbone of his company!
"Beauty, I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time. Please, I'll withdraw some money, five hundred will be enough, twenty is fine." Long Gen pretended to be a grandson, smiled and handed over the bank card, He laughed at himself: "Oh, don't you laugh at me, beauty, we are country people, we haven't seen much of the world, and we can't find it in the countryside if we have a lot of money."
"Isn't it enough to have this attitude earlier?" After a few "beauty" sounds, Su Yun's bones were crisp, "I have to pretend to be a big boss, I'm so stupid, and I'm still worth 70,000 to 80,000, why pretend to pretend .”
Long Gen hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the beauty said yes. Hehe."
Fang Zheng had a black hair, slapping his forehead, extremely depressed!
"Little bastard, little bastard, you are too **** good at pretending! You **** have never seen the world? Even the director of the police station, you dare to deceive me, you have never seen the world!"
"Ten and twenty yuan? Country man, my countryman, you uncle! For the relationship with He Xiangchang, is this the only thing you have?"
Damn it, it's so good at pretending!
Fangzheng covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at Su Yun, what a look? You'll be crying for a while. Thinking about the little bastard's tricks, Fangzheng's heart still hurts. Hundreds of thousands are gone. The dignified director of Liuhe Township is like a grandson, coming and going when he is called. Are you a woman who counts money at the counter? Is there no way for the little **** to deal with you?
It's a matter of minutes to play you to death!
"Papa Papa"
Su Yun's mother-in-law's basic skills are quite solid, with a few fingers "snapping" for a while, she counted a stack of brand new 20 yuan bills, a total of 250 bills, 500 yuan.
To be on the safe side, the banknote detector clicked again, two hundred and fifty chapters, yes.
Just as he was about to hand over the money to Long Gen, Su Yun realized that he hadn't swiped the card and entered the password to deduct the money. He almost made a mistake!
With a "Kara", he skillfully operated the computer, entered the deduction amount, and then said: "Enter the password, and then press to confirm."
"Oh!"
Longen is no stranger to withdrawing money. When he was studying, his monthly living expenses were used up in a week, and there were dozens of change left in the card. A few fellow sufferers took out their own bank cards, put all the change from several cards into one card, took them out, had a big meal, bought a pack of cigarettes, and packed a few packs of instant noodles, ready to live a hard life .
"Dididi" enter the password and press it to confirm.
"Okay." Su Yun nodded, and gave Longen a stack of money and bank cards.
Long Gen took the money and thanked you a thousand times, "Beauty, I am too much trouble for you. Thank you."
"It's okay." Su Yun waved his hand, and suddenly found that this man is actually quite reliable, he is polite and knows how to behave. It's just a little silly, as silly as garlic.
Long Gen took two steps, then turned around suddenly, and said, "Beauty, I forgot just now, and I want to withdraw some more money. Is the baby not going to school? I have to get pocket money for the baby, ten cents in the morning and one cent in the afternoon." Gross, it’s sixty cents a month, and it’s seven hundred and twenty cents a year. In this way, I’ll take another hundred yuan, and I’ll turn it all into dimes, or even coins!”
"Why do you have so many things?" Su Yun was a little dissatisfied, "Okay, okay, I'll give you another hundred, all of which cost ten cents, right? Well, I might as well get you coins, good at it The inside is solid and tough, and children are also happy."
Long Gen said: "No problem, no problem, just look at it."
"咔咚咔咚" There was a sound of coins flipping over the counter.
Fang Zheng on the side had a bitter face, looking at Long Gen and then at the woman inside, he was ready to kill. Little bastard, you are too good at fixing things, right?
How long does it take to count a thousand coins?
Fangzheng really wanted to go wrong, the banking system is still good, regular coins, banknotes, denomination size, that is quite strict!
Ten coins are tied into a bundle, and a thousand coins are only a hundred bundles. It is not troublesome to count, but the key is that this thing is a bit heavy.
"Peng!"
A lot of sticks made of coins were placed on the counter, and Su Yun complained: "Oh, I'm exhausted. Come on, enter the password."
Long Gen entered the password again.
The transaction was successful, and she walked towards Shen Lijuan with a bunch of coins in her arms, removed the outer seal, and the coins fell out. It looks like a silver dollar, and it looks exciting.
At the counter, Su Yun seemed to see a police officer with a big belly standing next to him just now. He looked familiar, but he forgot where he saw him.
"What's the matter with the police officer? Do you want to withdraw money? Bring the card or passbook, and I'll do it for you."
Looking at Su Yun, Fang Zheng liked it more and more. Bright eyes and white teeth, high nose bridge, big breasted cow, what a beautiful girl, why did she get into trouble with this little bastard?
"I..." Fangzheng was about to speak when there was a rush of footsteps at the door.
"Kaka...Kakaka"
"Sister Lijuan, who bullied you?"
"Sister Lijuan, what's going on? Who is so bold to bully you?" Two more women and a man entered the bank lobby.
The two women looked like they were the masters of the upper class. The high-heeled shoes were solid and tough, as if they were going forward, with their heads held high and their fighting spirit high. Especially the woman in the lead, wearing a mink fur coat, swaying in the wind, a scumbag soaring into the sky!
"Ah! Mayor He?" Fangzheng's eyes widened, and he only saw it when he got closer. Isn't this the leader of Liuhe Township, the local emperor He Jingwen?
Why is she here? He also mouthed "Sister Lijuan" with resentment on his face, obviously not in a good mood!
"He...Major He, you are here..." Fangzheng hurried up to greet him, bowed his head and said hello.
He Jingwen didn't even raise her eyelids, she sat beside Shen Lijuan, holding hands, and exchanged pleasantries: "Sister, what's going on? Why don't you let me withdraw money?"
"Yes, I also want to see how this bank is opened? Why is it not allowed to withdraw money?" Liu Yuxin is an intellectual after all, and she is not afraid to go anywhere, so she yelled: "Let your manager come out, I want Complain!"
Long Gen squatted at the side, finished removing the coin tie, and then said: "What are you talking about, who said you won't be allowed to withdraw money? Don't wrong people, you see, don't all the beauties give us money? "
"Really, beauty?" Long Gen turned around and shouted at Su Yun at the counter.
Su Yun's legs were numb from fright. She didn't know He Jingwen, she didn't know who the village chief was, and she was not at that level at all! However, she heard Fangzheng call out "Major He", and the mayor was holding the bumpkin's hand, greeting him.
God, who did I offend? How could this be?
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, withdraw money, withdraw money, why can't I withdraw money, I can withdraw money." Su Yun promised, nodding vigorously.
Long Gen ran over again on his buttocks, handed over the card, and said, "Come on, beauty, withdraw some more money for me, don't take too much, a coin of a thousand yuan will be worth a dime. Country people If you haven’t seen the world, don’t grow up, you won’t be able to find it.”
"Huh? A dime for a thousand dollars? A dime?"
Hearing this, Su Yun slumped on the chair, his eyes almost popped out of shock, how big is that pile?
"What's the matter? Can't withdraw money anymore?" Long Gen frowned and said unhappy.
As soon as Su Yun turned his head, He Jingwen next to the seat was glaring at him, and the police officer beside him also had a dark face and nodded quickly.
"Yes, yes, yes, what can be taken, what can be taken, I will do it for you immediately, do it right away." Su Yun was so scared, the cool wind was blowing behind him.
After listening to Shen Lijuan's words, He Jingwen and Liu Yuxin couldn't help but smile at each other. Cursed secretly:
"Little bastard, little bastard, it's too bad, it's not worth your life... When will the ten thousand yuan dime be counted?"