MTL - Cultivation Chat Group-Chapter 1383 This is too embarrassing!

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"The eyes of Confucian saints, pregnant gaze... I only saw it on the records related to Confucianism. I didn't expect this effect to be so powerful."

The feeling of a big man experiencing pregnancy is simply anti-human.

In the end, what kind of mind did the Confucian saints hold, and developed such a tragic spell?

I can't stand the stomachache, and the seven repaired Saint Jun took out the mobile phone and opened the 'Jiuzhou No.1 Group'. See if you can find a friend in the group to comfort you.

At the beginning of a dozen, he found that the group was also mourning. The members of the entire group, except for the members of the retreat and the special secrets, were pregnant.

"Predecessors, even the small fruit of our temple is pregnant, cruelly - three days." The three-day brother said with the account of Master Tong Xuan.

"When I was pregnant, the steering wheel was not stable enough to hit people. I was stunned by a team... I was driving in my own sect, and I was swearing. I am currently dealing with the scene of the accident. Fortunately, there is no dead. "The Six Immortals of the East sent a look of "Despair."

Da Luo teaches Yuyue Zhenjun: "It hurts, but the experience of pregnancy is great. [Salvation expression] Especially the scene of the brothers and brothers of Da Luojia’s collective pregnancy, it’s awesome. I want to ask for the next time. 'Bao Ru Xuan Devil' to our Da Luo teaching method."

"Damn, the white predecessors are still in retreat. I really want to see how the white predecessors are pregnant." I am the little white crane road on the edge of the sky.

Constant fire heart is so tired of retirement: "Confucianism is taking the opportunity to organize a lecture on 'filial piety articles'. It is barely rewarding. After all, 'pregnancy gaze' is originally in line with the 'rule of teaching'. But the feeling of pregnancy is really counter-intuitive. Human. [Desperate look of the sky]."

Lychee Fairy: "I want to know more, how is the pharmacist and purple smoke? Was the pharmacist and purple smoke in the process of double repair? Hehehe."

"Litchi mother, don't laugh at others. You pretended to be self-portraits. You must have taken a beautiful pregnancy photo with your personality? Send a piece to the group and give us a slap."

Lichee Fairy: "A seven-way friend is still in Sanlang's home, and the three waves are gone~"

"Just finished, take a break." Su Shi A Qi cool said: "In other words, I just remembered that I remembered the ‘forgotten’ of the younger generation. I remember that it should be Su Shi’s more than a dozen?”

"Hey, Ah Qi, this weak slag, after the pregnancy, the painful death to live, did not slow down for a long time. Like me, even if I am pregnant, I can live and jump. If it is not for me to lose weight, when I am pregnant, I will teach A seven people. "The mad knife and three waves are proud."

Huangshan is so tired that he wants to retire: "Can you mention pregnancy? When you mention this, your stomach hurts."

Oriental Jingxue: "Huangshan predecessors, what is your pregnancy look like, handsome and handsome? I recently learned to create songs, ready to create a "Yellow Mountain Pregnancy Song"."

Huangshan is so tired and wants to retire: "..."

Returning to the Oriental Jing Xue Fairy, who was quiet and fluent in the past!

After the seven masters read the chat records in the group, the inexplicable comfort in the heart was a lot.

It’s hard to work alone, and when everyone finds that they are pregnant, suffering, and desperate, his mind suddenly balances.

People's psychology is sometimes so wonderful.

"Seven repairs." At this time, the six-prepared fairy on one side suddenly said gentle.

Seven repairs: "Well, I am."

"Don't we have children in the future? It's too painful to get pregnant. Or, after a few hundred years, my psychological shadow is a little smaller, we want a child again?" Liu Xiu Xianzi tears.

The seven-sacred priest immediately said softly: "Of course, no problem, my generation of monks, longevity, long-term goals. The children do not need anything. If you really want children, we can collect a few lovely disciples. ""

Six repair fairy happy smiled.

The seven repaired princes turned back and looked up at the sky.

If you don't open a discussion meeting in the 'Jiuzhou No.1 Group', the title is: What about the 10,000 methods of the death of the tyrants?

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On the stone square

In the twinkling of an eye, all the demon monks, gathered together in a group, shrunk to Song Shuhang 10 meters away.

Song Shuhang, Su Shi A XVI, Yu Jiaozi three were isolated to one side.

"Well, it’s an accident when I talk about the law. Actually, my eyes don't have that function. Believe me. I don't believe you see my eyes, I really can't be pregnant." Song Shuhang explained.

Oppositely, all the monks and demons swayed their heads madly, and everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to look at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang: "..."

The predecessors and the mysterious devils are destined to become black history that cannot be erased in his life.

Does he have to go back to the ‘Heavenly Black House’ for a few more years, let the world completely forget him, and then drill it out?

Time spent a little.

In a door in the center of the square, new members enter from time to time.

These members are also from all directions, and all the training systems are available.

When the new people came in, they saw the two camps in the square at a glance. One side is a group of friends who gather together, and one side is a young man of two men and two women.

Strange, is this male and female class very powerful?

The new members were curiously looking at Song Shuhang... Then they floated the holy name of the ‘Bao Ru Xuan Devil’.

"Hege...Bang Confucianism!" The new people subconsciously reached out and hugged their stomachs, and their voices trembled.

Obviously, the newcomers who came in later were all heard of the ‘Mysterious Devil’ and were hit by the strange light of the Confucian sage’s eyes. They were pregnant on the spot.

As a result, these new people bowed their heads and sneaked into the crowd, staring at them, and dare not look at Song Shuhang.

On average, every one or two minutes, the title of ‘hegemony...the Confucianism’ will ring once.

Song Shuhang’s heart is good.

after an hour.

For Song Shuhang, this hour is much longer than a day.

In the middle of the square, the door was finally closed.

Then, a loud bell rang.

In the middle of the square, the altar began to collapse.

The center of the collapsed altar reveals a huge passage.

"Come out, try the road." The tiger devil is happy.

After the trial path is opened, they can go in. They can avoid the sect of the Confucianism!

He stayed in a square with the Confucian sorcerer, and he breathed the same air. Their psychological pressure was great.

If you can let someone else get pregnant at a glance, then maybe the breath that he breathes can make people pregnant or not?

Therefore, from the beginning to the end, the tiger demon is holding his breath. I can't help myself, I will breathe it.

[The road to trials] After the opening, the members of the square quickly stood up and went to the passage.

However, all the members of the square did not squash forward, but lined up into a team and entered the passage.

At the forefront is a white man.

He stood in front of the passage, took a deep breath, put his hands together, then bent down to take off his shoes and put the shoes away. Subsequently, he stepped into the channel barefoot.

Behind the monks is a green elf. It is the kind of elf in the western fantasy movie... Their body is a special kind of plant cultivation.

The green elf also took off his shoes, revealing his white feet, and stepped into the channel with a firm face.

When the elf in the green coat was about to step into the passage, suddenly a figure came out of the void.

That figure, wearing a sheet, only revealing his head.

"It’s finally arrived, the road to trial. The secret that opened once in a hundred years, this is a good place for me to do business.” This figure is rising.

The elf's brow in the green coat was slightly wrinkled, and a string of exotic languages ​​was issued against the man wrapped in the sheet.

"Little girl, don't be afraid. I don't mean to jump in. I am just a businessman. Come here to do business. You have to go to the road of trials. I have a 'skin cream' here. When you're on the road to trials, you can use it. It can heal the wounds on your feet and remove the dead skin on your feet. Even if it is a 'non-healable scar' in the road of trials, smear me. After this skin cream, you can also erase the scars. The little girl is so cute, obviously you are also trying to maintain it. If such a beautiful foot, you are injured in the 'trial road', leaving no The faded scars, what a pity?" The man wrapped in the sheet smiled.

The Green Elf picked up his eyebrows: "It turned out to be you, I listened to your mother and mentioned you, the man who wrapped the sheets on the road to try out on the trial. Although the product works well, it will affect our trials. The effect of the road. If you really want to sell it, sell it to me after the trial road is over!"

"Little girl, buying and selling also pays attention to a fate. If you miss it, there will be no more chances." The man wrapped in the sheet was unpredictable.

Later, he put his gaze on the monks and demons behind him: "You can call me 'can sell anything'. Before you enter the road of trials, if you have anything you want to buy, you can come to me to buy it. Affordable, a hundred years of credibility."

"What can sell big, how come you come here?" Song Shuhang called.

Anything can sell stiff and turn around and see Song Shuhang.

Ma's, suffocating, and met this broomstick.

Everything can be sold and the sheets are rolled up, and one end is drilled into the 'channel' and disappears.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Yukoko: "What can sell predecessors hiding from you, Song predecessors."

Everyone in the square looked more horrified at Song Shuhang.

This can be sold, at first glance, it is an unfathomable amnesty, and it has been scared away by the Confucianism. The eye of pregnancy, even the big ones that can sell this kind of strength can not stop it?

As a result, people in the square accelerated the speed of entering the passage.

Song Shuhang, Su Shi A XVI, Yu Rozi three in the end.

"Let's go in too."

She bent down and took off her shoes and socks on her feet, revealing her jade feet with a grip and a smile.

Yukoko also crouched down and untied her boots. Her toes were long and flexible, and they were commensurate with the long legs.