MTL - Cultivation Is Like This-v3 Chapter 847 less nonsense, change for me

  Chapter 847 Less nonsense, change for me

   Lu Bei randomized Xiangliu's family as lucky viewers, regardless of whether the picture of the Demon Emperor in the other party's hand is true or not, first release the news that he has the picture of the Demon Emperor in his hand.

  By the way, get some experience.

  According to Hu Er's information, the Xiangliu clan has thirty demon kings of the Mahayana period.

  The current head of the Xiangliu clan, Liu Cong, is the demon emperor who abdicated five hundred years ago, and he is very good at fighting.

  The Wan Yao Kingdom has been passed down for thousands of years, and there are hundreds of new demon emperors, with an average reign time of less than a hundred years. Except for the first generation of demon emperors, the rest are all parallel imports.

  Yes, it is parallel imports.

  The jewels and jades of the first generation of demon emperors are in front, and whoever is in the top position is a parallel importer.

  Lu Bei is not very optimistic about this Liu Cong, so what if he can fight, can he fight better than him?

  Afterwards, Hu Er talked about the division of forces of the Xiangliu clan.

Let’s talk about the big map of Wan Yao Kingdom first. The entire Wan Yao Kingdom is roughly divided into ten regions. The core Demon Imperial City is the holy land where all the monster races dream of staying. , making it a good face to attack from a distance with one hand.

Among these nine regions, the outer periphery of the Great Wilderness where the Phoenix Clan is located is the most dangerous. The clansmen are not keen on the throne of the Demon Emperor, and they have never annexed the territories of other royal families. outside.

  It is also a low-key salted fish. The Prisoner Clan has declined, but the Phoenix Clan is still strong. This is very demon country.

  Let’s talk about the small map of the Xiangliu clan, there are many monster clans that are vassals, and there are five relatively famous tribes, the white lion, the swan, the three-eyed black ape, the dragon turtle, and the white-haired rat.

  Each tribe has Mahayana demon kings, all added up, there are almost forty Mahayana demon kings in the territory of Xiangliu's clan.

  Too outrageous!

   There are even more outrageous.

  Hearing Lu Bei's complaints, Hu Er smugly laughed as a stranger, taking the Gu carving clan as an example, there are more than fifty known demon kings in the Mahayana period.

   It can be seen from this that Kong Ji is willing to be the younger brother of the Gu carving clan, and there is another meaning besides giving too much.

  Ask for tips on laying eggs.

Based on the principle of large quantity and full control, the Gu carving family has been frantically making eggs since the birth of the Wan Yao Kingdom. In terms of blood limit, the Gu carving family has few rivals among the eight kings. Even Wang Bleeding couldn't compete with them.

It has to be said that the Gu Diao family has a very long-term strategic vision. They laid eggs and hatched them desperately, and never ambiguously cultivated the family's geniuses. With this skill, they killed the horned dragon, the snake, the prisoner cow, and the tiger dragon. The wind and rain are still strong so far.

   If there are no accidents, they can survive another 10,000 years.

Bloodline vegetables don't matter at all, being able to live is the kingly way, even if there is no superpower in the family, with a map of the demon emperor and the star formation formed by fifty demon kings of the Mahayana period, the status of the Gu carving clan in the kingdom of ten thousand demons is also firmly established. Unshakable.

  The choice of a miraculous skill, Lu Bei nodded straightly when he heard it, fifty second-rate thugs, plus Kong Ji, a first-rate thug, supplemented by the power of stars and the map of the demon emperor, the small abacus of the Gu carving clan is really good.

  I'm afraid that no bird can hold down Kong Ji, and then the peacock will turn to be the guest, and the king of the Gu carving clan should be named Kong.

   Not to mention, Kong Ji's plan to steal the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan's Demon Emperor's Map may be exactly this.

   "Mother, the Gu carving clan is so useless, why did the first demon emperor fall in love with them, just because the silly bird clan is rich in beauties?"

   "That's not true, the Gu carving clan is loyal to the Demon Emperor, has made great contributions, and has won the throne by virtue of their ability."

   "What are you capable of, flying fast?"

   "Almost, the first Gu Carving King is the demon emperor's mount."

   "After all, it's not being ridden."

   Lu Bei complained, and was startled by the fragrant wind, avoiding the inevitable pounce of Hu Er, and hid behind the Taifu.

  Teacher didn't say anything, and cast a disdainful look at Hu Er, shameless stinky fox, how old are you, he is still a child!

  Besides, you are a mother, why do you always flirt with your godson?

  Hu Er disdains, the Taifu has never given birth to cubs, so he can't appreciate the sense of accomplishment a mother feels after seeing her son's future. Besides, she is not coquettish, it is to make up for Lu Bei's missing maternal love.

  If it wasn't for Hu San's leadership, she would have already settled on this marriage.

  The two insisted on their own opinions, and it seemed that time went back in time and they met for the first time. The two beauties faced each other with cold faces, competing to see whose eyes were bigger, shinier and prettier.

On Lu Bei's side, after analyzing the intelligence, he formulated a battle plan for the Xiangliu clan to send the gourd baby to his grandfather, and raised his hand and pointed: "This place is very close to the residence of the Honghu clan, take down this place, release the news, and wait for the demon kings of the Xiangliu clan to come one by one." Come and deliver."

   As he spoke, he raised his hand and wiped it on his face, making it look like Kong cum.

  Heaven and man imitate the breath, and Kong Ci will call him dad when he comes.

  In all fairness, Lu Bei's use of the unity of man and nature can only be described in four words, which is violent.

   Replaced by Tai Tuo, Han Miaojun, and Yan Xiaoshuang, they can play a hundred tricks of the artistic conception of the unity of nature and man, and use this to reach the top, and deduce their strength to the peak of the Mahayana period at the four-element level.

   It doesn’t count if the little monk cheated.

  Even if it is given to Hu Er, she who has crossed the fourth level of tribulation can still use the unity of man and nature to sit on an equal footing with Tu Yuan.

  Giving Qinglong and his predecessor Xuanwu Jiang Suxin is even worse, one dared to show his teeth to Emperor Ji, and the other dared to find Yinglong's bad luck.

  Seeing that Lu Bei changed his face and looked like a demon, Hu Er immediately lost interest, and the Taifu didn't protect him anymore. His uncharacteristic domineering face was far worse than that of Xiaobailian.

   "The Honghu family committed crimes!"

   Hu San shook his head, he didn't destroy a world in his previous life, so he won't suffer such a catastrophe in this life.

  It's good that he didn't speak, but when he spoke, he immediately attracted Lu Bei's malicious gaze: "Brother, the first battle of Wan Yao Kingdom, the Fox family appointed you as the vanguard officer."

"I?!"

  Husan laughed, he has only cultivated at the stage of transformation, his thighs are not as thick as the feathers of a swan, what should he use as a vanguard, is he worthy, he is not worthy.

  The three foxes thought Lu Bei was telling a joke, but they didn't expect Lu Bei to be serious. They took out the Yin-Yang fortune-telling map, and said coldly, "You come, or should I?"

   "Brother, cold..."

   "Stop talking nonsense, change for me!"

   With this change, Hu Er and Tai Tuo's expressions were somewhat ugly, and the two women took two steps back silently, unwilling to be in the same frame as Hu San.

  It's not the first time for Hu San to dress up as a woman. He is very familiar with dressing up as a woman, and he uses his ability to make illusions to win the country and the city on the spot.

  Folding the slender waist to take small steps, showing bright wrists in the light gauze, eyes containing spring water and clear waves, and beautiful dimples as bright as the moon between clouds, a beautiful picture scroll, so beautiful and flawless.

  Lu Bei nodded secretly, rubbed his hands together, took out the jade slip and recorded it.

   Hu San rolled his eyes, lifted his skirt to show his second younger brother to his younger brother, how could he act so obscenely with such a perfect face, and received a punch with a bang.

   This time, the eyes flowed, and they became more beautiful and moving.

   "Go, hit the road."

   Lu Bei took a deep breath, and urged Hu San to hurry up and get on the road. If he didn't go to the Honghu clan's residence, Hu Er and Tai Tuo would raise their swords to kill the fox.

  ——

  Flying monsters like to build cities on the mountain, and the Honghu clan is no exception. They stationed on the top of the mountain and built a magnificent city.

   Relying on the green hills and next to the green water, it can be called a blessed place.

   Around Xiongcheng, there are also small demon tribes. Ten thousand demon kingdoms are full of aura, and its purity is extremely high. A tree that grows for three to five hundred years may also give birth to spiritual wisdom.

  Therefore, in addition to the Honghu clan, there are many mountain spirits and wild monsters in Xiongcheng and its surrounding areas. According to the class of the monster clan, the little monsters have a low status, and pleasing the upper class monsters is their means of survival.

  Reincarnation is a technical job, and princes and generals are really kind, which is perfectly interpreted in Wan Yao Kingdom.

  In the grass, Lu Bei looked at Xiongcheng, and pouted at Hu San.

  The latter looked at his nose with his eyes, and his heart with his nose. The beauty was silent, as if she didn't see anything.

"Go to hell!"

   Lu Bei kicked Hu San out of the grass with one kick on his butt, and waited patiently for Hu San to be captured.

  He called this trick the "Beauty's Misfortune Scheme", Hu San is in charge of the beauty, he is in charge of the misfortune, and now everything is ready, only the perverts of the Honghu family are sent to **** the beauty.

  Beside, Hu Er was very interested in Keng Honghu's plan, happily squatting beside Lu Bei, just waiting to see Hu San's excitement.

  Teacher did not have this strange habit, and he refused to squat down, restraining his breath and closing his eyes to rest his mind.

  Family of four, her painting style is out of tune.

   To Lu Bei's disappointment, Hu San's women's clothing is beautiful, but it didn't cause a sensation after appearing on the stage. When the little monsters saw the beauty, they just stopped in place for a moment, and then they did what they should do.

  For half an hour, Hu San stood on the side of the street in red, and ended up being ignored by no one.

   "It's unreasonable, my eldest sister doesn't want to lose face!"

  Lu Bei was furious, such a beautiful beauty stood there for half an hour, but there was not even a monster who came forward to ask for a price, and Xuantian Temple was not so serious.

  At least in Xuantian Temple, the abbot will come out to drive people away.

Seeing that the plan was coming to an end before it started, Hu Er yawned boredly, raised his hand and ticked off at his daughter-in-law: "Look at you stupid, didn't you see that mother-in-law is tired? She doesn't have a heart at all, just walk in the door." Let you wear small shoes!"

   Taifu ignored it.

Lu Bei was also bored enough. Just when his patience was exhausted, four monsters with bird faces on their heads arrived outside the city. They looked at Hu San suspiciously. They discussed with each other for a while before one of the bird monsters came alone forward.

   This is a burly monster with a bird face, wearing a solid armor, and the feathers on its face are gorgeous. As far as the aesthetics of birds is concerned, it is a pretty boy.

   "Which lady are you, why are you living here?"

   Said that the lady is being polite, the three bird demons of the Honghu clan suspect that Hu San is a concubine in the mansion of a certain demon king. Because of his beauty, he is not tolerated by the mistress of the family, so he fled to the residence of the Honghu clan.

   Short for trouble.

  Of course, for the sake of Hu San being so beautiful, they won't chase her away directly, first confirm her identity, and if she can be provoked, they will send the beauty into the city and hand it over to the patriarch.

  Hu San didn't speak, full of grievances, and played a crying scene with half truth and half falsehood.

   "咱咕咕~~~"

The fox language was at the full level, and Pretty Boy's head grew dizzy when he heard it, he waved his hand: "Don't cry, don't cry, follow me into the city, I will give you a shelter, and when your relatives and friends come to your door, just let them go. "

  The folk customs are too simple, and there is not even a robbery.

   Lu Bei was dumbfounded. Comparing the human race with the monster race, he found that the human race was too dirty-hearted, and their per capita quality was not worthy of lifting the shoes of the monster race.

  Of course, it may be that the Honghu family is of high quality. After all, the chick knows the ambition of the Honghu, and they are monsters with dreams.

  The four bird demons surrounded the fox and escorted him all the way to Chaoxiong City.

   At this moment, the evil wind blew, and a long howl shook the world.

  The billowing demon cloud came over, and the four bird demons were overwhelmed by the huge momentum. They tried their best to stabilize their bodies and looked intently, but saw a big monster with a majestic body and a face full of arrogance.

   "The Honghu family is so brave that they even dared to **** this king's concubine. They obviously didn't take this king seriously." Lu Bei pretended to be Kong Ji, and when he appeared on the stage, he was arrogant.

   A group of little demons ran away watching the wind, and the four demons were shocked. Fortunately, the problem was not serious. They didn't do anything out of the ordinary. As long as the demon king on the opposite side was reasonable, the misunderstanding could be explained.

   "Senior, don't be upset. This junior sees this lady living in the wilderness with no guards around. She was invited into the city to protect her safety. I hope the senior will see clearly and don't blame the junior." Pretty Boy explained aloud.

   "Nonsense, don't think that you are polite, and you can turn right and wrong today."

  Lu Bei snorted coldly: "This king can see it clearly, it's clear that you, a pervert, covet the beauty of this king's concubine, and want to bring her into the city to do that wrong thing, right?"

   "Senior, this junior is a woman!" Pretty Boy smiled wryly.

  Good man, you are born so burly, but you are actually a female. No wonder the Honghu clan didn't get ahead, and perfectly avoided the preferences of the first generation of demon emperors.

   Lu Bei choked for a moment, the opposite had a bird's face, and was wearing a helmet, how could he tell the difference between male and female.

Fortunately, this did not affect his fury. As the saying goes, you will never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, and you will never be able to argue with an unreasonable person. He immediately reprimanded: "So what if you are a woman? As for the three of them, the Honghu family is so courageous that they even dared to **** this king's concubine, so they obviously didn't take this king seriously."

   "Senior and junior, there are four people with one mother, and they are all female."

   "..."

  MD, I can't fix it for the suzerain!

Lu Bei stared at the bird's eyes, and the momentary stiffness was quite joyful. He gave up the topic of the female body, and said unreasonably: "Okay, this king is wrong, that is wrong, nothing is wrong, you Honghu clan are so big Gou Dan, obviously didn't take this king seriously."

   "Senior, be careful!"

   When it comes to this point, the Four Demons probably know it well, and the other party is here to find fault.

   Just as they rushed towards Hu San and were about to take the hostage first, a golden light flashed in front of them, and they all rushed to nothing.

  Lu Bei lifted Hu San by the back collar, waved his hands, and threw it back into the grass behind him, his eyes flickered, the golden light danced, and the aura of the demon king in the Mahayana period erupted, attracting dark clouds and dark clouds to cover the sky over Xiongcheng.

  The world is rumbling, and the will of terror descends.

  The method of the unity of heaven and man, borrowing the power of heaven and earth.

   This trick was used by Ao Yi, the Dragon King of the Immortal Mansion Continent. She has no artistic conception of the unity of man and nature. She controls the dragon veins in the thousands of miles of sea area, sacrifices her life to unite, and achieves no less effect by cleverness.

  At the same time, streamers of five colors surged behind Lu Bei, green, white, red, black, and yellow.

  He doesn't have peacock supernatural powers, and imitates with the method of five elements and five images. At first glance, it is no different from the real one.

   Under the violent coercion, the four demons immediately lost their voices, foamed at the mouth and passed out.

  In the distant city of Xiongcheng, a ray of white light soared into the sky, like the light piercing the sky, splitting the black clouds with a sharp blade.

   "Peacock Demon King, what wind brought you here."

  The white light fell to the ground and turned into a refined young man, Yanxiu, the patriarch of the Honghu clan, and the demon king of the Mahayana period.

  Both are thugs affiliated to the demon king level, Yanxiu and Kong Ji have a very good relationship. They were close friends in the early years, and the relationship is so good...

  Yanxiu, Liutu deer, one of the seven stars of Suzaku.

   "Hmph, don't seek relationships here. Hong, you are greedy for the beauty of this king's concubine, and you allow your clansmen to rob you. Do you have any sophistry?"

"what?!"

   "Ah, just one word ah sent me away?"

  Lu Bei was furious, and pointed at Cheng Jiandao: "The Honghu family is such a big dog, they obviously didn't take this king seriously."

  Yanxiu hurriedly winked, big brother, how will this act out today, this step is not in the plan!

  In a certain place in Wan Yao Country, Kong Ji and Kong Ci staged a father-son scream at home, Ni Dan’s voice was even louder, the dog father was reluctant to beat the bird, and left angrily.

  Before going out, he shivered for no reason.

  He didn't take it seriously, and the plan was proceeding step by step, perfectly covering up the truth of his stolen pictures, and everything was under control, so it was right to laugh.

  Kong Ci left his old father angrily, and he was also angry, and went to find his mother step by step. He made the decision, whether this father or not.

  (end of this chapter)