MTL - Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating-Chapter 57

When I got home and gave Jing Ma a video, Jing Huan discovered that several of her hair were curled up.

The video is connected, the woman in the screen is wearing a small and compact suit, and the hair is not leaking to the back of the head. The face is delicate and the eyebrows are similar to Jinghuan.

Seeing the action of Jing Huan, the woman's red lips are lightly picking: "What is the wind in your school?"

“Fortunately.” Jing Huan looked at the environment around her. “Mom, it’s too late, are you still at work?”

"Well, the last bit of work, go back when you are busy." Jing Ma put the document together. "How are you doing recently? Is the new house used to live?"

Every time the mother and son chat, one after the other, they are all asking questions.

"I have a few holidays in a few days, I want to see you with your dad." For a moment, Jing Ma entered the topic, "You too, last month there was a fake, why not go home?"

"It's not Gao Zixiang, they don't want me to go to the hot spring hotel." Jing Huan pushes the pot.

"You don't want to go, can you call yourself?" Jing Ma turned the pen and raised her eyebrows. "You honestly said that I have been in love recently."

Jing Huan did not want to think: "No, how could it be..."

Jing Ma started to settle accounts: "What have you been busy with recently? You used to call me once a week. How long have you started this semester? How many times have you played?"

Busy with the scum man.

Jing Huan: "There is something busy, I will call you every day."

"Don't use it every day, it's too annoying." Jing Ma looked at the calendar on the table. "On the 8th of next month, I will go see you with your dad."

"Well, when do you want to come, you can do it." Jing Huan asked, "Would you like me to pick you up at the station?"

"No, let's drive, stop by for a few days. Your dad has booked a hotel room."

"..." Visiting me is the way to go.

Hanging up the phone, Jingkai slowly opened the computer, just opened the PC-side WeChat and saw the gang group chat 99+ messages.

He has become accustomed to it. There are two hundred people in this gang. One can talk more than one. They can talk hundreds of times in one class.

Jinghuan boarded the game, clicked the first chat box in the buddy list, and sent a message.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, I am coming [blow kiss]

This process has become his habit.

Jiu Xia's buddy list is sorted by intimacy, and the higher the intimacy, the higher the position. In the game, team battles, the intimacy will be +1, and the most intimate with Jinghuan is the heart.

Their intimacy is already 3,300.

All are married enough.

Jing Huan leaned back in the chair and typed lazily.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, we have 3300 intimacy, when will you come home?

[Friend] My heart is longing: I am intimate with Lulu 9999.

9999 is the upper limit of intimacy in ordinary friends. Unless it is a marriage relationship, the battle can only be stuck in 9999.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Then he can't marry you, even if you line up, it's my turn! [捶桌]

[Friends] Hearts are longing for: Come to the next.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Come and marry me.

[Friend] is longing for the heart: the main city transporter.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: The old man is old.

[Friends] heart longing for: 乖.

Half a minute later, Xiao Foxxian was reluctant to go to the main city to send people.

As soon as you enter the team, you will hear that love is what you eat and chat with the road.

"How come you haven't seen your War God material recently?" Love is what you ask.

"Grandma is good, don't mention war to me during this time." Lu said, "I will go to the Huayao Cliff to commit suicide."

Jinghuan said: "The cliff is actually better to go to the endless peak. You have to jump twice in the Falling Valley to kill, and no time is enough."

Lu Hao complained: "I give you a ventilated letter every day, you still do this to me, Xiao Jingjing, you are so heartbroken."

Jing Huan explained: "I just made a suggestion. It’s not that I can’t bear to see you jump twice..."

"Ventilated letter?" Repeated to Huai.

When I noticed that I had a leak, Lu Hang coughed and shifted the topic: "What, there is still one person, I will call it. We have to find a fixed teammate and come with a savage."

To Huaizhi knows that his letter is eight or nine. Nine is his own, and he is too lazy to care: "Well."

He opened the equipment bar and just wanted to check the remaining durability of the equipment. A line of tips popped up.

[Kissing Fish Fish adds you as a friend. 】

To Huaizhi did not care, adding a friend is a unilateral matter, as long as he does not add the other party, it will not occupy his friend.

He has received dozens of messages to add friends almost every day, and he has long been accustomed to it.

The result was not a few seconds, the other party sent a message.

[Stranger] Kissing Fish Fish: To Huai! ! !

[Stranger] I yearn for it:...

Opened to Huaizhi to kiss the fish and fish, the full-scale female warrior, the gang title is blank, even the fashion is empty, it looks like the number just got off the exchange.

He can guess who this is with his feet.

Lu Hao had a slap in the world, and many players added him. He watched for a long time in his temporary friends and asked: "What kind of martial art do we call? Is the nurse output or seal?"

Love is what you eat: "Call out the output, kill the two outputs a little faster."

"Row……"

"Don't call." Interrupted them with Huai's voice. "I have someone to come."

When this was said, everyone was embarrassed.

Jing Huan originally relied on the waist pad to play with the mobile phone. Immediately after hearing it, he tightened his nerves and sat up straight.

Who can come to the heart?

Not to say that he has no friends...

Lu Hang is also a glimpse: "Who?"

Nothing to Huai: "The captain gave me."

Lu Hang gave him the position of captain, and his heart longed to pull the team and go to the wilderness.

They walked all the way to the high-level map in the scene of the Nine Heroes, Sen Luo Dian.

The Sen Luo Dian is a 150-level wild map. The wild monster is fierce. The reward is only a little better than the other full-scale map. Players rarely choose to experience it in this brush, so the map is full of wild monsters, and it takes two steps to trigger. fighting.

Jing Huan couldn't help but ask: "Brother, where are we going?"

"Accept the individual."

Five minutes later, Jing Huan finally saw players other than them on the map.

It is a female warrior with empty hands and no equipment on her body. She wears the most original dress in the game, with the unique logo of the female warrior on her waist.

She stood in the middle of a few wild monsters, motionless.

Others on the team also saw her, Luke: "Is this **** in the wild, is it coming to death? It is not as good as jumping off the flower valley..."

[Kissing fish and fish to join the team. 】

Lu Hang: "..."

"To my brother!!" Kissing the fish and fish remembered the threat to Huai, the name was called half, temporarily changed his mouth, and groaned, "How come you are so slow! I almost died by these crows! Never come again You can only pick me up at the rebirth!"

brother……

The two onlookers in the team couldn’t help but look at the sweet scene.

To Huaizhi: "Who will let you stand here?"

The heart of the scene is heavy.

what's up.

Why do you let her call your brother!

"Then what can I do! I am here on the first number. Is this the original number deliberate?" Kissing the fish and the airway, "There is no flying chess, no blue transmission, I simply don't go." It’s too much!”

Return to the transfer port with Huai Zhi: "What are you doing in this area?"

"Looking for you to play, the gang in that area has been dissolved, it is boring."

"I have no time to bring you to play."

"You have, I don't care, I am following you anyway!"

Kissing the fish and snoring, and then greeted the team: "Well, everyone, thank you for taking care of my brother, I can play together later~"

what.

What is this Zhenggong-like speech! !

Jing Huan stared at the image of the character who was longing for the heart, and he quickly stared at the person. The other party did not say anything to refute the "brother" who kissed the fish.

Lu Hang was quiet for a while before he said: "Okay, play together later."

"Brother, I am not equipped with this number, you buy me a few pieces." Soon, kiss the fish and fish again.

Indifference to Huai’s tone: “Buy yourself.”

"I have a card explosion this month, you buy it for me!" Kissing the fish and spoiling, "I will listen to you after I bought it!"

Jinghuan sneered.

I am a provincial sister, this is already a bad trick for me.

The heart is eager to eat this set, and the children of Laozi give him a nest...

"What do you listen to me?"

The heart is hesitating to hesitate and repeat it.

hesitate?

I am not allowed to hesitate, you are fucking!

"Listen to yours!" Kissing the fish and saying, "You said, I don't say two! You said left, I don't go right! You said..."

"Add to the shopping cart," Xiang Huai did not want to listen to her flattering, interrupted her coolly, "and then send me a link."

Jing Huan: "........."

Hey!

what's up? !

Jing Huan felt that the milk tea at hand was not sweet.

Love is that you quickly ate a private chat and asked him if he was sacred to kiss the fish. Have you heard of it before?

Jing Huan did not return, because he was also a bit blind.

Why did you reunite with your friends?

How come my brother and sister? ?

How to empty the shopping cart? ! ! ?

"Brother, I picked it up, you buy it, buy it, I can get it with you!" Kissing the fish is coming back soon. This time is not enough. She is looking for equipment. It should be ready.

The heart longs for it: "Okay, take."

A few seconds later, the female warrior in the team had more equipment and a purple glow.

In a purple dress, you have to say five digits.

Jing Huan is completely calm.

He quickly opened the chat box that he longed for.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, who is she...

[Friends] heart longing for: sister.

Without a hesitation, the response time is less than three seconds.

Jing Huan is in a flash.

What sister! Why is it a sister! Why do you have so many sisters! ! !

Still said so confident! !

Oh! You **** man! ! dead! Give me death! ! !

Jing Huan slammed the keyboard and hit all the swear words in his life into the dialog box.

After a hundred words, he took a deep breath and calmly deleted it.

No, he can't take a break.

But he is really angry.

Jing Huan felt that she had never been so angry. She felt that her chest was blocked by something, and a suffocating squat in it.

The little fox in the team suddenly stood still, raised his eyebrows at Huai, just wanted to remind him to operate.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: There is only one sister behind a successful man. - Lu Xun

[Friend] Heart longing for:?

[Friends] heart longing: Lu Xun did not say this sentence.

[Friend] Heart longing: What do you mean?

[Friend] Heart longing for:?

The news sinks into the sea, frowning at Huai, is this hang up to go busy?

He just wanted to type, and Lu Hang first opened his mouth: "Everyone is ready, boss immediately."

To Huaizhi said: "Wait, Fox Cave is not there."

it is good.

The "Foxen Cave" poured a hundred barrels of oil on the head of Jinghuan.

He sighed and snorted: "I am."

Emei to Huai: "Since it is, why not return the news."

"I... just came back," Jinghuan said, and the subconscious called, "Brother."

He regretted when he finished.

Call a fart brother!

"Brother?" He kissed the fish and licked it, then asked, "Are you brother, are you calling my brother?"

"Yeah." Jing Huan’s meal, "Can't you?"

Kiss the fish: "Why are you calling him brother?"

I still want to ask you.

Jing Huan did not salty and smiled, and asked: "Why are you calling him brother?"

"Why can't I call his brother?" Kissing the fish and saying, "He is my brother."

"It’s clever," Jing Huan said. "He is also my brother."

Kissing fish fish wonders: "But he only has one sister..."

Jing smiled: "Why, are you lettering on his face? Written ‘The exclusive brother who kisses fish and fish’? Can someone else still call?”

The people in the team were fainted by the brother and sister, and no one could plug in for a while.

Kissing the fish fish shocked and asked: "Brother, who is this person?"

It seems to be a bit clear to Huai.

But he is not sure.

For a long while, he hesitated to open: "Kissing fish is my sister..."

Jing Huan interrupted him violently: "I know she is your sister!"

"Cousin."

"How about the cousin? OK, your sister is so much, don't introduce it to me one by one..." The sound came to an abrupt end.

Silence for ten seconds in the voice.

I knew that I had guessed it right, and I thought it was funny first, then I explained it slowly.

"My father's dear brother's daughter."

Jing Huan: "..."

Want you to explain? !

Didn't I go to kindergarten to learn? !

Jing Huan blushes, recalling that he has just talked with the fish and fish, and he wants to sneak into the seams, then plug the seams and spend the rest of his life.

He was so terrible that he subconsciously rubbed his face with his hand and felt hot: "Oh, oh... cousin is good."

To Huaizhi: "..."

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