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MTL - He Has To Be Human, Right? !-Chapter 75 Happy to mention Ma Zai, forced to eat fast and pick up your maiden gun,...
Ye Ying looked at the young man on the other side of the table with an unfriendly expression.
He is of medium height, with a round inch shaved, and short stubble hair sticking out. Clear outline, thick eyebrows and big eyes, slightly dark skin, and a temperament between a boy and a man—it is the type of little wolf dog that is popular nowadays.
She couldn't help asking Huang Xize: "...Is he really Qiao Laoyu's younger brother?"
Isn't this gene too refreshing for Qiao Er, a greasy middle-aged man? !
Not only that, but Hui Si's brother? !
It's so ridiculous, Ye Ying couldn't believe it: "Don't you adopt it?"
"No," Hui San's cheeks were bulging, and he sprayed rice inarticulately: "My own."
...that looks like a mouse, hamster. Ye Ying's eyes moved to the large bag beside him - the equipment for pretending to be a fortune teller was inside.
Ye Ying sighed, it is clear that Huixian is famous for wisdom and divination, but it seems that none of the two brothers, Joe, has put their talent in the right place.
She leaned on the sofa, frowned and looked at Hui San: "How many days have you been hungry?"
The movement of eating is like landslides and water flowing backwards.
Hui San raised his head, and shed two lines of crystal clear tears.
Back then he was with his brother, even though they were just thugs, but Qiao Er was very good at making money, and the two brothers did not worry about food and drink.
Speaking of which, among the three brothers, the one who can barely deserve the title of "Cangshen" of Huixian is probably Qiao Niaoyu himself.
But Hui San has always longed to get out of his brother's shelter, and with the instigation of his brother who ran away from home, he has always yearned for freedom in his heart.
So one day, he packed his bags and decided to travel far and wide.
Qiao Er couldn't stop him, thinking about his parents' early death, he really cared about his two younger brothers too much. As a result, one rebel was exiled, and the remaining one should also go out to see the world and distinguish right from wrong. So he gave Hui San 20,000 yuan, and parted with tears.
That was still in the last century, and 20,000 yuan can be called a rich man. As a result, Hui San was bullied as soon as he went out, and he felt ashamed to go back like this, so he wandered outside for more than thirty years.
Hui San angrily said, "It's not that I can't do it, it's because I was cheated!"
At the beginning, the elder brother said that he would take him to eat and drink spicy food, but he ended up hanging out with the elder brother and starved nine meals in three days.
Just like this, the eldest brother ran away with the money in the end, and it took two years for Hui San to slowly react—he is a trap!
Ye Ying: "..."
This is the first time I saw a Xianjia who was doing so badly: "How could you be tricked?! Aren't you a Xianjia?"
Hui San has just finished two bowls of rice and one bowl of cold noodles, and now he is holding a big bowl of noodle soup. After finishing his drink, he put down the bowl, looked at Ye Ying with a serious face: "But the sixth master said that to abide by the law, to walk in the human world, you must abide by the rules of the human world."
Ye Ying: ...It's outrageous. How can you abide by the law when you touch 180,000 yuan? !
She finally knew why Hui San was in such a miserable situation, this kid is so stupid and stupid, and he admits death.
Huang Xize also tapped on the table: "Since you're back, hurry up and contact your brother. It's been so many years, and he misses you a lot."
"I don't!" Hui San pouted his neck, "I must make some achievements to show him!"
Ye Ying looked at Huisan with a kind face, looking at Huisan who was just entering society, and the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers: "You should really change your name to Xiao Huihui."
There are not many such honest fools left.
After more than thirty years of messing around, he's still so naive? !
No, this is not naive, this is simply stupid!
Just as he was thinking, Hui San suddenly looked at Huang Xize with bright eyes: "Master Liu, let me work under your command!"
Afraid that Huang Xize would refuse, he hurriedly put out his verbal resume: "I have great strength, good memory, good disguise, and good cooking skills—you just need me to be under your command, and I don't need to pay, and I will be provided with food and lodging. "
Ye Ying looked at him hesitantly, then at Huang Xize.
She asked: "Great strength, good memory... Did other people repeat me?"
Although it's about disguise... But her makeup skills are indeed said to be three parts like a human and seven parts like a ghost.
Huang Xize: "The culinary art has been repeated with me."
…So there are still three days left before the big battle, what is the purpose of arranging such a role at this time? !
Seeing that neither of them answered, Hui San jumped down from the chair in a hurry, knelt down on one knee, and begged loudly with a sincere face: "Promise me! I will treat you well!"
His voice attracted the eyes of the diners next to him.
"Proposal?!"
"Damn, ask for two at a time, one boy and one girl... There's something, young man."
Ye Ying & Huang Xize: "..."
It has to be said that Hui San's appearance is really the best among the three brothers. At this moment, his face is full of sincerity, and the drooping black dog eyes seem to be full of stars: "Let me, Hui San, walk with you on the next road!"
Huang Xize: It's hard, the fist is hard.
Ye Ying took a deep breath, smiled kindly, and slowly clenched her hands into fists: "I want to send you to a magical heavenly road."
That being said, it is still embarrassing after all. Huang Xize had no choice but to finally agree to Hui San's moral kidnapping job search: "Then you will follow your wife from now on."
"Okay!" Hui San's voice was loud and energetic. He looked at Ye Ying with bright eyes: "Grandma Six, Hui San will be your running dog from now on!"
Ye Ying: "..."
Brain pain.
…
"He's a running dog, so what am I?"
Zuo Huai's complexion was not good, he stood very close, staring at Hui San closely with his eyes.
He is 1.8 meters tall, five centimeters taller than Hui San, and he is trying to emphasize his sense of oppression: "Where is the pheasant, who likes to add drama to himself so much?"
Hui San squinted his eyes, showing a wild smile, licking his sharp white teeth with the tip of his tongue: "Quick, pick up your sissy gun and aim it at my temple."
Ye Ying: "..."
What the hell, the identity of the running dog is also to be snatched: "The two of you stand closer, and we will kiss."
"Uncle~~Mom~~"
Zuo Huai's voice was strained, which made Ye Ying tremble all over. He stomped on the spot and complained: "Why did you accept such a thing? Can't I satisfy you and uncle?"
Ye Ying: "...can you make your words less aggressive, city beauties can't listen to this."
Hui San walked over on his own, sat at Ye Ying's feet, sneered, "Huo, you are a hero."
He was also afraid that others would not be able to hear his sarcasm, so he added a different sound to "嘤".
...and pretty playful.
Ye Ying pinched the bridge of her nose with a headache. She found that she had been with Huang Xize for a long time, and even her petty movements were infected by him: "...This is Lao Catfish's younger brother. He will be my pony boy from today. His name is Xiao Huihui."
Then he introduced to Hui San: "This is Zuo Huai, he is Liu Ye's nephew."
Hearing this, Zuo Huai straightened his back and shook again: "Did you hear me, my uncle is the sixth master!"
Hui San laughed, showing a row of white teeth: "My uncle eats cats and mice, I will introduce you sometime."
Ye Ying: ...Do you have one ear or something? ! ①
And Zuo Huai, you are afraid of a fart, you are not a cat!
Huang Xize came in from the outside, closed the sliding door, went to sit next to Ye Ying, and said seriously: "Today is for you to meet. I have a big thing to do in a few days, and I need you to take good care of Ye Ying."
Ye Ying curled her lips in dissatisfaction: "Why don't you let me go?"
Huang Xize reached out and stroked her hair, but his tone did not match his actions: "No."
Ye Ying was angry, but she didn't want to argue with him in front of everyone, so she just pouted and said nothing.
After the meeting was over, I took the ashes back to the old house and settled down. Ye Ying lay on the bed and asked puzzledly, "Where did the old catfish go?"
I still want to let the two brothers meet.
"I arranged for him to do other things." Huang Xize replied, and Ye Ying was curious: "Why do you have such a small staff? There are only a few of them."
"Do you think there are many fairy families?" Huang Xize laughed, "Those who can cultivate spiritual wisdom are rare."
But when you get married, there are many people who come. Ye Ying blinked her eyes and thought for a few seconds before reacting.
Huang Xize himself can be regarded as a family member, but most of the immortals hate humans. At most, they are like the She family, who listen to his orders, but they are not very active or close.
Not to mention Huang Xize's absence after the 30,000-year-old attack last time, I'm afraid he doesn't have much prestige left in the Xian family.
Fox yellow and white willow gray, 30,000 years old to support him, but there is really no one in the fox family. The three small ones haven't grown up, and the one big one is fine if it doesn't cause trouble.
Liu didn't say anything, the She family broke with him.
The Huang family is very strange, it seems that they have never seen members of Huang Xize's clan. Are Huang Xian so rare?
Bai... She only knew one Bai Fan, and she didn't know if there were any other Bai Fan.
After all the calculations, only Huixian is left, but the family in front of him is obviously not very reliable.
Ye Ying was in a daze, Huang Xize seemed to see through her thoughts, and comforted: "Don't look at Hui San, he is actually the strongest among his brothers."
After a pause, he said: "Speaking of which, he should also be the only Hui family who is eligible to enter the Immortal Temple."
Ye Ying's eyes widened: "Really?"
Just that silly little Huihui?
Huang Xize gave her a helpless look: "He is protected too well by Qiao Er, but he is actually very strong. And he learned medical skills from Bai Xian in the early years, so he is quite good."
Ye Ying was amazed.
Just as he was distracted, suddenly Huang Xize reached out to turn off the light and went to bed, and skilfully pulled Ye Ying into his arms.
Ye Ying was caught off guard by his scent of Shuangbai, and couldn't hold back her heart beat faster.
She thought dizzily, the weasel is really her nemesis. She originally thought that if she was so close every day, she would develop antibodies earlier.
Unexpectedly, facing him, she would be more moved day by day.
Huang Xize seemed to be aware of her emotions, and slightly distanced himself from her, kissing her—
- As a result, in the next second, his face was pinched and tilted to one side.
Huang Xize: ...?
He smiled viciously: "What's the matter, do you still miss your police brother?"
Ye Ying snorted, despising the vinegar weasel: "You are going to do something big in a few days."
After a pause, she said righteously: "These few days, you must be pure-hearted and abstain from desires! Do you know?"
Huang Xize: "..."
Then I go?