MTL - Honkai Q&A, Starting with Kiana-Chapter 270

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—Ah, what am I talking about? ! This room doesn't even have a physical body, so what's the point of talking about it! Can't you make up a decent excuse? It's over now, Xier is sure...

When Hei Xier felt that she was going to be exposed, Xier changed the subject, and she used the reason that "it is obviously our two bodies, but I have always held the initiative, and it is too unfair".

It is proposed that He Xier will control the control of the body tomorrow. 】

Chapter 524 Teresa is shocked

"Sister Bronya, let me go first, everyone is still watching."

From the very beginning, she was held in Bronya's arms, and it was not for Xier to resist, and it was not true if she did not resist. Besides, she also refused to resist in her mind, and wanted to continue to enjoy the tenderness of her elder sister.

However, being hugged like this in the eyes of everyone, Xier said that she couldn't do it! !

Sister Bronya really doesn't know how to be ashamed at all—

"Tch, I only know how to hug and stick stickers all day long, and I don't have the restraint of a girl at all. Be indiscreet, Xier stay away from Bronya!"

Hei Xier's jealousy is about to report, if she has a body, Hei Xier must have done more exaggerated than Bronya!

If I hug myself, what can I bring to you again! ? Clam!

Besides, it's all about sister Bronya, my lord, Xier, have you forgotten who is the person who knows you best and is closest to you? !

With a little emotion, Hei Xier watched the video, willing to believe in herself, giving herself the control of her body to go out and play instead of her, somehow, Hei Xier's mood improved a lot.

Sure enough, Xier couldn't do without herself.

The video continues.

[The time came to the second day, in the park where the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and the butterflies were flying, Hei Xiershu crossed his arms, walked aimlessly, and fell into thinking.

"What idea is Xi'er thinking that she will take the initiative to give me control, and she trusts me so much? If I quarrel with the people around me, it will definitely make things difficult for her. It seems that I have to play her well."

Thinking in this way, Hei Xier met a group of children, they ran over to say hello when they saw Xier, and Xier was quite popular among them on weekdays.

"Damn it! I get angry just looking at these brats. Since I'm a child, I can't get used to pestering Xi'er all day long! I have to scare them and let them know how to behave!"

With the idea of ​​playing a prank, Hei Xier showed an evil smile when she heard the children asked herself to tell the unfinished story yesterday.

He completely forgot that just now he vowed to play Xier's self well.

"Tell Sister Xier, where did you talk yesterday?" Hei Xier wanted to check the progress, and the children told her without any doubt: "Yesterday, Sister Xier told the story of Little Red Riding Hood!"

The kind and lovely Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to find her grandmother with many delicious things. Who knew that Little Red Riding Hood opened the door of her grandmother's house, only to find that she had fangs! It turned out that it was the evil big bad wolf who disguised himself as grandma——

"Sister Xi'er, what's going on with Little Red Riding Hood? Hei Xi'er fell into deep thought for a moment as he met the children's expectant eyes...]

"One of the most classic fairy tales in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, Little Red Riding Hood, even when I was sleeping with my father when I was a child, I heard him tell it."

Kiyana fell into memories, but her words were shocked by Teresa.

Siegfried still has such a gentle side? !

"However, tell them in front of the children that the wolf ate Little Red Riding Hood, and later the hunter took Little Red Riding Hood out of the wolf's stomach. Such an ending is not very good for the children."

Leiden Mei's thoughts are much more delicate, and she can rest assured that she can't fault it.

"Perhaps another Xier intends to adjust the horror scene, such as eating Little Red Riding Hood, to grab Little Red Riding Hood and lock her in the closet for prison play?"

"Wendy, on the other hand, your statement is even more restricted."

Ji Zi rubbed her sore head, complaining about Wendy, who was obviously such a gentle child in the past, how did she become like this now.

There are many problems in the educational philosophy of Mandate of Heaven.

Then, they heard Hei Xier's "Antusheng's Fairy Tales"—

【[—Little Red Riding Hood came to her grandmother's house with a basket, but it turned out that a big bad wolf lived inside.

"Next...Little Red Riding Hood suddenly laughed and said, hahaha, it's so interesting, I didn't expect the prey to come to my door by itself!"

She swung the scythe, and with one blow, the wolf's head was chopped off.

Little Red Riding Hood looked at the big bad wolf who was still showing its teeth and claws just now, and said sarcastically: "That's it, do you know why my cloak is red?"

"Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disappointment, picked up the basket, picked up the scythe, and embarked on a journey to find more prey..."]

Hei Xier deliberately lowered her voice, making her voice heavy and oppressive, in her statement.

Little Red Riding Hood transformed into a pure little devil with a contemptuous face, sharp claws on both hands, and blood-stained chain blades wrapped around her body.

Holding a scarlet sickle and showing a happy expression of tax evasion, Xier crushed a tomato with one hand, and the red juice sprayed out, rendering her face like a mercenary with a little red riding hood.

"Hahaha, this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood changing her destiny through her own efforts. How about it?"

"Be afraid. If you are afraid, stop pestering Xi'er all the time."

"It's amazing!" The children reached out and wiped the tomato juice on their faces, and instantly showed shocking expressions: "It's completely different from the previous stories. This is the first time we've heard such a fairy tale!"

Hei Xier was planning to be scary, but who would have thought that the children would be even more excited, and would even want to hear such a story again tomorrow. 】

"Is the original adult version of Little Red Riding Hood unfolded like this? Knowledge that has never been involved."

Ji Zi rubbed her chin. She had heard of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales. They were originally fairy tales for adults, which satirized all kinds of injustice and darkness in reality. Today's version is about youth castration.

It doesn't have the original charm and connotation at all.

"Bronya, the orphanage you stayed in used to have a special collection of books."

Teresa was shocked—

She had heard and knew very well that Cocolia built an orphanage in Siberia, and Bronya, Xier, Rosalia, Lilia and other children grew up in the orphanage.

She was already wondering what kind of education could cultivate a talent like Bronya.

Is it education with such radical means? I have learned it.

"That's not it!" Bronya crossed her hands.

"Mother Cocolia actually took care of us very much..." Xier wanted to speak for Cocolia, but when she thought of the X10 experiment that caused her to spend several years alone in the Quantum Sea, she closed her mouth. mouthed.

Chapter 525 Xier, No Spicy No Joy

"No, this story was obviously fabricated by Hei Xier herself. Sister Xier, tell her to come out."

Kiyana came in front of Xier, and under Bronya's unkind eyes, pulled her out of her huge embrace, placed her on her shoulders, and said word by word.

"What about the follow-up, what about the follow-up? Shouldn't there be only one story about Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf? I'm curious."

"No! This is definitely not the story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Raven was surprised and said that he was frightened, did we get the wrong script.

Is that the line you should say? !

Tesla slammed his mouth: "If Andersen knows that you have changed her fairy tales like this, he must lift the coffin board and come out to settle accounts with Hei Xier."

This is even more extreme than Newton's anti-gravity.

"Tesla, you can't refute the story of Little Red Riding Hood killing the wolf. This is much more interesting than simple fairy tales."

Einstein is actually looking forward to the follow-up of Little Red Riding Hood, so that she has a feeling of returning to her youth, if more stories can be published.

For example, the ugly duckling with painted skin, the empress' new clothes, Cinderella without legs...

"Xie'er, if you are interested, you can develop into the field of fairy tales. You may have an extraordinary talent in this regard."

"The field of fairy tales is to write fairy tales, such as Lan Naluo."

Xier didn't know why a little green carrot brain appeared in her mind.

Hei Xier: "Don't, don't, that's not me, I don't understand fairy tales!"

Really, when it comes to destroying and killing, she has full confidence, but creating fairy tales and so on, it's hard for her, who is qualified for the law of death...

However, since I have nothing to do on weekdays, I can only spy on Xier's daily life, and I can find something to do when I'm bored...

The video continues.

[Hei Xier impatiently chased away the children who were clamoring to listen to the story, followed by the worst, vicious, and shameless woman she had to face today, finally arrived

"Xier." Kiyana jumped and ran over to greet Xier, her braids fluttering in a wonderful arc in the air.

Tsk tsk tsk, shameless girl, is Xier's name your name?

Honestly address Master Xi'er, at least kneel down and kneel nine times to worship before you can get a sliver of qualification to meet Xi'er.

"Yo, Kiyana, where's my sister?"

In his heart, he wished that he could smash his skull with a strong hand. On the surface, Hei Xi'er imitated Xi'er's voice and asked.

"Bronya was suddenly called away by Dr. Einstein just now, and said to let the two of us go, we don't need to wait for her." Qiyana didn't notice Hei Xier's malice, drooling at the corner of her mouth, thinking about it The joy of eating cake.

Look, ignorant ants, mortals who only know how to indulge their appetites, your breath makes me sick...

Feeling slanderous in her heart, Hei Xier decided to take advantage of the good opportunity, and just because Bronya was not around, let me interrupt the infinite chain of your coffee shop today.

As long as she can turn down an invitation to go to the coffee shop tomorrow, and you miss the point of continuing to go to the coffee shop, so be it!

"Okay, okay, let's go then!"

Like a vicious woman, she made up her mind in her heart that as long as she destroyed Xier and Kiyana's invitation to the coffee shop every day, then Xier would be hers!

Hei Xier and Qiyana came to the coffee shop together.

Qiyana's performance was just as He Xier described, and she directly ordered a calorie-exploding meal like "a large mango mille-feuille cake, double scoop ice cream with vanilla and chocolate".

Thinking about the extra fat on her body if she ate it, Hei Xier launched the first wave of offensive with half hypocrisy and half fear: "Qiana, it's not good to eat so many sweets every day, otherwise we will At once…"

Qiyana: "Eh? I see, Xier, you are worried that I will get tooth decay, don't worry, I brush my teeth seriously every day."

'No, how did you, paramecium, understand the problem of tooth decay! Shouldn't girls think about their weight? ! Are you a female after all? '

After that, Hei Xier said that the distance between the coffee shop and the salt lake base was very far, and it was very troublesome to run around.

But Kiyana used the taste to prevaricate it, and shamelessly asked Xier to take the initiative to make cakes for them to eat.

Can a person's skin be so thick? ! What kind of ghost would have such a brain circuit! ? Quantum-level comprehension!

Too indirect methods will not work, it is better not to do one thing, just stop this road directly!

"Qiana, there is something I haven't told you. In fact, I don't like sweets at all. I like spicy, super spicy ones, so we don't want them in the future... What's wrong with you, why are you crying? "

Hei Xi'er looked at Qiyana's expression that she felt tears were shed, and couldn't help but widen her eyes, roaring crazily in her heart!

What happened again?

Whether she stayed in the personality space for too long or something, now she can't understand the chat between girls.

"Xie'er, I'm so touched, I've decided! I also want to learn from Xier and become a considerate person!"

I don't like sweets, but I am willing to accompany me and Bronya every day! Sure enough, Xier was gentle and understanding. I am no match for a woman who is not feminine

The tears couldn't stop. Not only Qiyana, but even Hei Xier wanted to cry. 】

"The other me, so you don't like sweets? I never knew that you don't like spicy food."

Although it is a homotope of different time and space, since it is the self in the parallel world, even if it has some similar characteristics with itself, it is inevitable, such as taste.

When she thought of how she would let Hei Xier come out to enjoy the delicious cakes when she had nothing to do on weekdays, Xier felt guilty.

Please forgive me, I didn't understand you in the past.

"Ahaha... I don't hate sweets that much either."

Hei Xi'er can't wait to punch herself lying down on the screen, what kind of hip-pull operation are you doing, being teased by Qiyana, who is just a white-haired dumpling except at critical moments? !

I've never seen Xi'er like you before, get out of the group!

"Salt Lake Base, if I remember correctly, isn't it a stronghold of anti-entropy? It's a remote area very far from the city, and there are no roads. Bronya, you have to travel so far just to eat dessert once?!"

Tesla felt that he had underestimated the mobility of these adolescent girls.

Alas, with a sigh, she continued to focus on the screen. Since she was at the Salt Lake base, she should have a chance to appear on stage later.

I hope that I can look at another research result of my own, and at least provide some new research directions.

Chapter 526: Wall Dong

[In the picture, Depressed Hei Xier just returned to the Salt Lake base, and met Bronya walking towards him in the corridor.

"It's too bad, it's my sis! My sis has always been sharp, and it's not easy to get away with it. Now I'm still pretending to look at the scenery and sneaking past."