MTL - Honkai Q&A, Starting with Kiana-Chapter 303

Accompanied by one after another golden light flashing, all kinds of top-quality golden flashes.

Both the SSS-level Valkyrie and the stigmata were drawn out by her.

However, it didn't take long for Teresa to be happy.

The tactical eyepiece she carried with her analyzed the nature of the European Emperor's supply box.

[European Emperor Lottery Box: It can absorb the European Qi from two miles away, and forcefully change the result of the card draw, which will cause all the supplies in other regions to be guaranteed, and the copy will also be zero. 】

Terrible props.

As St. Freya's dean, Teresa stood up and made an official announcement.

"Everyone, don't trust this box! If you use it, people in other places will not be able to draw cards!"

Teresa explained to the audience in the audience.

Behind her, Qiyana made a fortune in a muffled voice, and silently took out one good thing after another from the supply box and stuffed it into her pocket.

"Hey! There is a small situation at the scene, let's start an advertisement!"

Seeing that his business secrets were about to be debunked by his granddaughter, Otto didn't even bother to discuss with the client how to deal with the Red Kite Wings.

He hurriedly ran up from the audience, waved his hand and asked the director to save the scene.

An advertisement was inserted into the live broadcast immediately.

[Five hundred years ago, Shenzhou encountered the worst cold wave in history, the sky was covered with ice and snow, and everyone was in danger, but there was a mysterious woman who remained calm and unmoved. She is—]

"To deal with the cold wave, all you need is a Shangxian brand thermal jacket!"

Fu Hua's figure appeared in the ice and snow. She ignored the ice and snow environment and moved up and down easily in the cold wave.

Crossed the cliff, ate ice cubes, trampled the Honkai Beast to death, and wiped out all the enemies blocking the way with one move.

In the sound of the advertisement, a certain kind of wonderful rhythm is maintained, and the BGM of Super Mario seems to appear in the ear.

"Shangxian brand warm jacket, Tianming's first fairy magic warming equipment, researched and developed for thousands of years, gathered the top fairy magic, even if you encounter ice pigs, ice emperors, or the owner of the refrigerator, you can handle it with ease!"

With the passionate introduction of the narration, the picture is shown on a frozen giant dragon. Beside her, Rita and Phantom, who are wearing sunglasses, are drinking red wine, looking like they are all right.

The reporter came to Ms. Beibeilong's side and interviewed.

Ms. Bei Beilong: "The owner of the refrigerator used to bring people to bully me, making me dare not move. Since I have the Shangxian brand thermal jacket, I am no longer afraid of her!"

"The last one hundred pieces, the last one hundred pieces left! What are you waiting for? Order now!"

"So, where can I buy it?" "Shangxian brand thermal jacket, has now been added to the gift package of Destiny..."】

This situation can be described in one sentence.

They looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when they looked back suddenly, the man was in a dimly lit place.

"So it turns out that the so-called punishment is that Fu Hua solemnly auctioned off the Shangxian brand thermal jacket that he endorsed under Otto's tricks."

how to say?

Fuhua Shenzhou Shangxian's compulsive character suddenly fell through.

What kind of magical warm-keeping equipment, it sounds like a fake!

And what the **** is Ms. Benares?

This thing can also be used in commercials?

Sure enough, you can't pursue logic in the funny world, otherwise the one who suffers will always be a bystander.

Tesla discovered Huadian.

"No, Fu Hua, you are more than 50,000 years old now. Although your heart of 50,000 is less than 8, it makes you look pitiful, but your background is not fake."

"Could it be that your coat really has such power, what kind of technological level has the pre-civilization reached?!"

50000 less than 8? ? ?

If you look down and can't see your toes, how long will it be the most beautiful bad habits in the world to pollute human beings? !

"...Sorry, my coat is just ordinary clothes, and it was the clothes that Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu helped me mend."

Fu Hua really wanted to give Dr. Tesla a shudder, but unfortunately, even the surrounding monsters were beaten to the ground by her.

Even the trees have suffered, so it doesn't mean that she should beat the ground.

But fortunately, the self on the screen was a little naive, but he didn't mention his luck.

Although the feeling of synaesthesia is that it relaxes for a while, as if the sense of liberation is intoxicating, but Fu Hua swears that he will never betray his own personality, besides—

The self in the video is probably just a background character, and she can still stand it.

"That's right, I haven't lost yet!"

Fu Hua clenched his fists tightly and would never admit defeat!

Chapter five hundred and eighty fifth: people are still addicted to vegetables

"But then again, that Ouhuang supply box turns out to be such a vicious item, it can actually absorb other people's Ou Qi, making it impossible for others to draw something. I can imagine ten consecutive blue sky and white clouds, one hundred and eighty shots It's a horrible picture of crooked money guaranteeing the bottom line."

Kiyana gasped.

As a European with ten consecutive hardware, Qiyana couldn't imagine what it would be like to draw a card and go bankrupt.

"Indeed, such a vicious item must not be taken away by bad guys!"

Teresa stared at herself in the video with an expression of righteous indignation.

Come on! 'I' snatched the European Emperor Supply Box and kept it in St. Freya's hands.

If Emperor Ou is evil, Teresa would rather be the evil in this world.

The video continues.

[After the deceitful commercial directed and acted by Fu Hua ended. The perspective of the screen was switched back to the stage in the square. Teresa, who betrayed her grandfather's crimes, looked at Otto angrily.

"Grandpa, how can there be any European Emperor lottery box in this world, you are lying again, right?!"

There must be a bottom line in being a human being, and your behavior, Grandpa, has still touched the lower limit of being a human being.

No matter how soulful the moral level is, he shouldn't make such a vicious move.

It will affect Yin De, and punish three generations!

"Dede, Teresa?"

When Teresa and Kiyana took off their coats and cloaks, masks and sunglasses, and completely removed their camouflage.

Only belatedly did Otto recognize his good granddaughter.

He couldn't help being a little embarrassed, but he couldn't help but feel that the two looked very familiar just now.

"Haha...Don't make trouble, granddaughter, grandpa is earning lucky money for you."

Otto tried to quibble, and with his granddaughter's IQ, he was confident that he could obsess over the topic.

Then, the person who stirred up the situation arrived.

"Hey, Headmaster? What a coincidence, you're here to buy vegetables too?"

A familiar voice came from the audience, and Teresa and Qiyana were shocked. They turned their heads and found that it was Fu Hua who came, and she was carrying a vegetable basket at the moment, dressed like a housewife. 】

"Squad leader, your recipe is really concise and clear."

Leiden Mei said with emotion.

The basket is full of spring old and dried noodles. No matter which world Fu Hua is, the daily food is plain noodles with pickles.

"If you tell me in advance, I will also try, so that you, the monitor, can experience the taste of hometown."

Leiden Mei clenched her fists, the master of the kitchen.

It is a big taboo to subconsciously forget the monitor's appetite, next time, no matter how unwilling Qiyana is.

She also wants to have a feast of youthfulness.

Having said that, did you buy Spring Ageless for the food reserves in the academy?

Raiden Mei thought about whether to make a small suggestion to the dean.

Anyway, since Teresa's taste recovered, the bitter gourd and vegetable fields are now almost deserted.

That being the case, it is better to try to plant a spring that is not old, and taste the taste of a fairy.

While Raiden Mei was feeling emotional, the video was still going on.

【"Fu Hua! We've been looking for you for so long, I didn't expect you to do bad things with Otto here!"

Well, Fu Hua, you failed our trust.

Theresa put her hands on her back, her cheeks puffed up with anger.

"Uh... isn't this a vegetable market promotion? Hahaha, sorry, I went wrong, I'll go first."

There was cold sweat on Fu Hua's forehead, just as he was about to run away.

"Squad leader, come back to me!"

Kiyana's shout behind him seemed like an evil spirit running back from the abyss of hell.

That is essentially the opposite.

It's called the mockery of Africans by Europeans.

Fu Hua, who had already run away, came back subconsciously.

"that...."

Fu Hua explained with embarrassment.

"It was agreed at the beginning that it was just to take a few photos, so...hehe—"

The vegetable basket in her hand was thrown back and forth in embarrassment by her, and Otto, who was blinking wildly on the stage, felt powerless for a while.

Pig teammate, can't move it.

"Fu Hua, you are too foolish, do you know what will happen if you use this lottery box?"

"Lottery...box?"

Fu Hua looked at Teresa in a daze, unable to understand what the other party was saying.

"Didn't Otto talk about endorsing the rice cooker at the time? How did it become this unknown lottery box?"

The person who knows himself best, besides the enemy, is himself.

Fu Hua trusts his own luck very much, to the point of lamenting, the lottery draw is completely insulated from his own activities, and who will take the initiative to intervene in a game that must be lost.

It was said, whether it was Teresa and Kiyana, or everyone outside the screen.

They all showed astonished expressions, obviously they didn't expect Otto in the video to be so shameless.

This is no different from the director who made a documentary in Samoyed back then.

"Hey hey, Da Xian'er - long time no see, it's a new year lucky draw, do you want to try your luck?"

At some point, Otto rushed to Fu Hua's side, with a smiling face of profiteer, Fu Hua subconsciously took a few steps back.

Otto didn't feel embarrassed, instead, he stepped forward and recommended his European Emperor lottery box to her.

Before Fu Hua could react from the fact of being deceived, he was dragged to the lottery box, and even his arm was forcibly stuffed into it.

How do you say that.

People are still addicted to vegetables.

Fu Hua held several cards subconsciously.

It was too late to condemn myself in my heart.

The golden light that suddenly appeared in front of her eyes blinded her eyes.

That is the light called Miracle.

Several ultra-rare 9S Valkyrie cards made Fu Hua fall into a bewilderment.

"Oh my god! I shipped! Shipped! Shipped!!"

"I've never drawn such a ten-star weapon! Nine-star weapons and ten-star stigmata! And the Taixu Divine Sword that I've never drawn before!!"