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MTL - I Thought I Got the Redemption Script-Chapter 62
Yaowanggu Hemorrhoid Cream.
Yu Que looked at the bright characters on the medicine bottle and fell silent.
As one of the few original male protagonists suffering from hemorrhoids in Xiuxianwen, what a personal charm!
Yu Que was shocked!
She asked with a hint of admiration in her voice: "Is the girl a disciple of Medicine King Valley?"
The girl immediately said excitedly: "The next one is the disciple of Yaowanggu. This bottle of hemorrhoid ointment is made by the next hand, please give it to Xie ... Hong'er son!"
Good guy, he made it by himself and sent it all the way. This is not only a personal charm, this is simply too personal charm!
Yu Que's evaluation of Xie Qianqiu suddenly rose again.
She immediately leaned over to take the ointment, and said solemnly: "I thank the girl for Young Master Hong'er."
The girl immediately said affectionately: "No, it should be me thanking Mr. Hong'er!"
Yu Que humbly asked for advice: "What's the answer to this?"
The girl immediately looked around vigilantly.
The monks looked at the sky and the earth, as if they didn't notice what they were saying.
The girl was relieved, and immediately said emotionally: "Xiaben is just a small disciple who is not outstanding in the Valley of the King of Medicine, unlike other brothers and sisters who have one or two pills that they can take, and live well. It’s also relatively poor, I thought I was going to live with it in this life, but I didn’t expect that on that day, I happened to read the news that Mr. Xie Hong’er was suffering from hemorrhoids.”
Unspeakable."
Yu Que understands: "Ten people nine hemorrhoids."
Danxiu girl solemnly said: "That's right. At that time, I felt that hemorrhoids are very promising."
Then she started thinking about the hemorrhoids that other brothers and sisters despised, and made this hemorrhoid cream.
She thought it would be good to make some spare money.
There are even monks who travel thousands of miles at night just to buy a bottle of hemorrhoid cream.
The second day hemorrhoid cream was on the shelves, it became the best-selling drug in the entire Yaowang Valley!
She became rich overnight!
In half a month, she went from finding no such person on the Yaowang Valley wealth list to directly reaching the top ten. With only one hemorrhoid cream, she was close to countless old men!
The entire Yaowang Valley is boiling.
After all, before she made the hemorrhoid cream, who would have imagined that there are so many monks in this cultivation world who are troubled by hemorrhoids!
And all of this was because she took a look at Xie Qianqiu in the crowd!
In the past, Xie Qianqiu was just the first chief disciple with hemorrhoids.
Now, Xie Qianqiu stands in the position of her **** of wealth, unshakable.
She has been suffering from her inability to repay, until three days ago, she saw the photo of Xie Qianqiu appeared on the oiran selection interface.
She didn't know why his first disciple would run for oiran, but she knew that her chance had come.
After seeing the dude, this girl helped me to give it to him to express my gratitude!"
It was only at this time that Yu Que discovered that there were three small characters under the words "Yaowanggu Hemorrhoid Cream".
"Powered Edition".
Yu Que: "…"
Good guy, she called him good guy!
Yu Que, who was shown a complete set of "Family History of Female Cultivators", was greatly shocked!
You Yaowanggu follow the master of the valley to learn not the medicine Tao, but the business! Otherwise, why can you find business opportunities anywhere!
And…
Yu Que asked the system in shock: "So in this world of self-cultivation, are there really so many people who are troubled by hemorrhoids?"
The system said silently: "You are under the stand."
Yu Que took the hemorrhoid cream and looked at it subconsciously.
Everyone in the audience.
He stared at the powerful hemorrhoid cream in her hand, with a longing light in her eyes.
Yu Que even felt that when they were just competing for beauty, they were not as enthusiastic about this bottle of medicine.
Yu Que was silent for a moment, then said clearly: "I understand."
The layout is great!"
She had already forgotten how Xie Qianqiu's "hemorrhoids" were rumored by her.
The system is silent.
Yu Que said solemnly: "Don't worry, you will definitely live up to your trust!"
The nun breathed a sigh of relief.
Then she said embarrassedly: "I have another unkind request, I want to ask the girl to tell Young Master Hong'er."
Yu Que: "You said."
The female cultivator considered for a moment and said, "I would like to invite Mrs. Hong'er to be the spokesperson of my Yaowanggu hemorrhoid cream!"
Yu Que looked at the female cultivator in shock.
This girl...the brain is alive!
Xie Qianqiu's hemorrhoids have benefited the entire cultivation world, allowing the cultivation world to face up to the normal demand for hemorrhoid cream. Now the maker of hemorrhoid cream asks Xie Qianqiu to speak for hemorrhoids...
A good story.
Yu Que immediately said, "I will tell you!"
The nun was satisfied.
Yu Que is also satisfied.
Everyone who heard the inside story was more satisfied.
Yu Que put away the hemorrhoid cream, picked up his erhu again, and looked at the audience.
"Anyone else?" she asked calmly.
Everyone looked at each other.
It is known that Yuque was the foundation-building period.
Among the few players who just played, some were in the foundation-building stage and some in the golden core stage.
But without exception, they all fell under Yu Que's erhu.
This gives everyone a clear message.
This female nun is unfathomable and has the ability to leapfrog challenges.
Not to mention her erhu...
No need, really no need!
So Yu Que was so lonely and defeated.
For a while, no one spoke.
Therefore, the thug who was temporarily brought in as the referee in the Yulin Building announced tremblingly, "Then, this year's winner, Miss Cuihua!"
The dust has settled.
Yu Que immediately raised his hands high, and the loser looked miserable.
Everyone looked at that Yinxiu and the erhu in her hand in awe.
The cheers rang out.
People are strong, at this moment, they can only see the glory of the winner.
No one cares about the loser.
So, when Yu Jue was finally awakened by his colleagues from the terrifying coma, what he saw was Yu Que surrounded by everyone's cheers.
She has always been proud of being the first disciple, and her classmates who never wanted to be the second sighed with envy: "This fellow Taoist is really strong."
"I'm convinced."
"Her qualifications may be no less than that of Xie Qianqiu."
"Is it possible to save my brother this time, maybe it's up to her."
No one cares about her.
Yu Jue lowered her head to hide the haze in her eyes.
Such a compliment, such an honor.
If it weren't for her spiritual roots...
On the other side, Yu Que was finally dragged out of the crowd by her sister and sister.
The people from Yulin Building immediately stepped forward and said, "Girl, you can go to see the oiran now."
Miss and sister immediately looked at each other.
The two said in unison, "We are with her."
The man thought: "I'm afraid not, the rule is that only the winner is allowed to go."
The two frowned immediately.
Compared to the worry of the wife and sister, Yu Que is full of confidence.
She immediately patted the two of them on the shoulders: "Don't worry, wait for me!"
Speaking, she followed without hesitation.
The two didn't even have time to stop.
Yu Que was always led to a door.
Yu Que asked, "Are they inside?"
The person who brought her nodded affirmatively: "The girl can see them when she goes in."
Yu Que paused, pushed the door and walked in.
The moment Yu Que opened the door, there was still a normal interior scene in front of him.
When Yu Que walked in, the time went dark and the space was instantly distorted.
In the eyes of outsiders, it was as if Yu Que suddenly disappeared from the moment he stepped into the door.
The magic cultivator, who had been peeping secretly, was instantly shocked.
He didn't care about hiding, so he rushed out and wanted to break in.
However, the room where Yu Que was easy to enter seemed to have an invisible barrier, and the magic cultivator was immediately ejected.
The enchantment froze.
The magic repair is overjoyed, and I feel that there is a door.
The next moment, his eyes suddenly darkened, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that he had been ejected outside the Yulin Building!
Magic: "…"
He couldn't believe it: "Why do this to me!"
A word suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Ugly."
Magic: "…"
What a shame!
…
Yu Que felt down-to-earth again.
She opened her eyes and found herself standing in a peach blossom forest. This is obviously not the season of peach blossoms, but the peach blossoms in the whole forest are blooming.
Not far away, two beautiful beauties were looking at her with surprise.
Yu Que recognized it immediately, these two people were the first two courtesans who disappeared!
They also reacted quickly, and one of them stepped forward and asked, "Are you the one invited by the master?"
Yu Que was surprised: "Master?"
The man said calmly: "It's the spirit of enchantment."
Yu Que: "...should be."
The man nodded, no surprise, and calmly said: "Then let's go, I will take you to the main house."
He put down the things in his hand, and didn't talk to Yu Que, he led the way.
Yu Que glanced at what they put down, and found that it was still a handkerchief that the two sides had not finished embroidering.
What happened? Didn't they get caught? Why are you still looking so relaxed? And the mind show flower?
Where are the brothers?
Yu Que was troubled by a question mark in her stomach, and after walking a short distance, she finally couldn't help but ask, "Are the two of you the first two courtesans of Yulin Building?"
The two immediately admitted: "Exactly."
She wondered: "Then why do you call the spirit master of the spirit formation?"
One of them knew it, and then explained calmly: "Working, the spirit of enchantment gives us money, we work for her, isn't it the master's family, as a worker, as long as you can make money, Who is not the master."
Yu Que: "???" for money? work to earn a living?
Yu Que suddenly realized that this was a little different from what she thought.
She was confused: "Then what are you working here for?"
Another oiran laughed lightly: "Teach the spirit of enchantment to read and write."
He thought about it, and said slowly: "When Xia was first arrested, I thought I couldn't survive, but later I found out that the spirit of enchantment asked me to teach her to read and write, and gave it back to me Lingshi, she once said that when she has learned everything about me, she will let me out."
He paused and said softly, "She doesn't understand anything, so she thought it was normal to arrest people and teach her, but it's not really bad."
And another oiran sighed: "Seriously, when I stayed in Yulin Tower, I had so little money and a lot of trouble, and I almost made enough money to redeem myself when I stayed here. If not...I really want to leave later."
Yu Que is very keen: "If not what?"
When they were talking, they stopped in a thatched cottage in an empty village they had passed through.
The oiran did not explain anything to Yu Que, he only said: "Lu Xianjun sent a distress signal, not for help, but to save people, in short, today, please be sure to convince her to get out of this enchantment !"
Before Yu Que could ask any more questions, the man had already pushed open the door for Yu Que.
In an instant, everyone looked over.
Little brother, Xie Qianqiu, and... that little loli I saw in Yulin Building!
Yu Que suddenly opened his eyes!
When the little loli saw her, her eyes lit up!
She immediately threw the pen in her hand and said sadly: "You are finally here! Take this flower away! I don't want it anymore!"
Yu Que: "???"
She hesitantly looked at the little loli who seemed to have suffered a lot, and then looked at the calm little brother.
This little loli is the spirit of enchantment, right!
Then here comes the problem.
Then, she looked down and landed on the elementary school math Olympiad.
Yu Que: "…"
Got it.
The little girl didn't understand, she solemnly grabbed Yan Xingzhou's hand and put it in hers.
"Beauty is only for the strong."
Yu Que swore that at that moment, the younger brother's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
…
After a quarter of an hour, several people were finally able to sit together peacefully.
Without the destruction of the Olympiad, the little girl said heartlessly: "Okay, take the flowers away, if the others, wait until they teach me everything they know, I'll give it back to you."
Yu Que listened.
It was only then that she truly realized what the two courtesans meant by "she doesn't understand anything".
Do not know good or evil.
This person is like the purest newborn child, everything in the world is right or wrong in her eyes.
So, she naturally didn't understand what was wrong with arresting someone.
Lu Guangling sighed faintly, as if he had said it many times, and said skillfully: "You can't stay here any longer, you have to leave the enchantment and Yulin Tower."
Little Loli frowned: "But why?"
Lu Guangling is speechless.
The others glanced at each other and realized that something was wrong.
Lu Guangling knew something, which made him feel that the spirit of the enchantment could not continue in this enchantment, or could not stay in Yulin Tower, so he changed his teaching slowly The spirit of enchantment made her realize what was right and wrong, and sent a letter of help, not to let people take him out, but to have the spirit of enchantment take out.
At this time, the spirit of the enchantment has already said: "It's very dangerous outside, I don't want to go out."
Lu Guangling frowned: "Who did you hear that it's dangerous outside?"
Little Loli stubbornly said: "It's very dangerous!"
Yu Que listened and felt that something was wrong.
She was about to ask something, but Xie Qianqiu, who had not spoken, suddenly asked, "Miss Yu, do you think her eyes are familiar?"
Eyes? Yu Que looked into the eyes of Little Loli in confusion.
It's nice, but familiar...
Yu Que shook his head honestly.
Xie Qianqiu's expression suddenly became obscure.
Yu Que looked at him and suddenly remembered something.
She also secretly said: "Xie Gongzi, something big happened when I came in!"
Xie Qianqiu said casually: "What..."
Before he finished speaking, he was immediately blocked by Yu Que.
He looked down subconsciously.
Yaowanggu Hemorrhoid Cream.
Xie Qianqiu: "…"
Yu Que said incessantly: "Xie Gongzi, this is specially produced by Yaowanggu for you! It's the number one sales list! Its makers also invited you to be the spokesperson."
When she finished, she looked at him happily.
Xie Qianqiu was expressionless.
The system whispered in her ear: "The blackening value of the original male protagonist, 80%."
Yu Que: "…"
What percent?
Hemorrhoids only! Sin is not to die for! Why are you blackening so fast!
Yu Que retreated unwillingly.
Suddenly, the little brother asked again: "What did you and Xie Qianqiu sneak up on just now?"
I don't know what, Yu Que heard a coldness.
But she didn't dare to say anything about hemorrhoid cream, she only said vaguely: "He said that the eyes of the spirit of enchantment are familiar."
Yan Xingzhou sneered when he heard it.
Eyes?
He knew Xie Qianqiu's knot.
The only one who can make him so stuck is the Xie family who has destroyed the family.
The blood feud, is it unforgettable?
But when Xie Qianqiu was with the daughter of the annihilation enemy in his last life, he didn't think of any eyes.
He shook his head in disinterest.
The two stopped talking, and Yu Que continued to concentrate on listening to Lu Guangling and the spirit of enchantment.
At this time, Lu Guangling had already patted the table: "No! You have to go!"
Little Loli was not happy: "Why! I'm staying here well!"
Yu Que listened and said, "Because beauty is only for the strong."
The little girl immediately raised her head and looked at her blankly.
Yu Que said nonsense in a serious manner: "Think about it, how many people want beauties like Hua'er and Hong'er, the people outside are much more powerful than the people in Yulin Building, you You can't become a strong person by staying in the barrier, how will you protect the beauty then?"
The little girl was shocked: "Am I still not a strong man?"
Yu Que looked at it, picked up the elementary school math Olympiad beside him, and asked, "Then do you know this?"
Little girl: "I won't, but I will..."
Yu Que interrupted her with a smile: "But I can, and so can the playboy. Look, you can't even know the most basic things, how can you be considered a strong man."
The little girl was shocked: "Can everyone in the cultivation world know such a difficult thing?"
Yu Que fooled: "The stronger the person, the better he understands it."
No problem, the little brother is better at mathematics than her, he is so strong!
She said, the backhand is another set of teaching materials, from elementary school to advanced mathematics, the configuration is exactly the same as the former little brother.
She said solemnly, "When you finish learning this, you will be the real powerhouse."
What should I do if my child has a bear?
Still less homework.
Developing mathematics in the realm of self-cultivation is everyone's responsibility!
The little girl was overwhelmed by mathematics and soon disappeared.
She looked in disbelief.
So many…
She remembered her hair that fell leisurely when she had not studied for half an hour.
She stopped suddenly, and the words of the **** just now rang in her ears.
You are bald and stronger.
Is it possible that he didn't lie to her?
In the realm of self-cultivation, the less hair, the stronger?
Baldness is a symbol of the strong?
Little girl: "…"
The three views on her face were broken.
In other words, in the cultivation world, if you want to become stronger, you have to sacrifice your hair? The strong are bald.
Little Lolita imagined a world of self-cultivation where bald men walk everywhere.
She shuddered.
No wonder that person told her that the cultivation world was terrible.
It's really scary to be bald...
She was silent, and her eyes fell on the only real bald man among them, Mr. Goudan.
He has no hair and must be stronger.
He must be good at math!
Little Lolita asked admiringly, "Do you know all these things too?"
Dog Dan: "…"
He looked bewildered.
He doesn't even know what it is.
Yu Que Feifei: "Quick! Say you can!"
Dog Dan: "But I won't..."
Yu Que said calmly, "Learn!"
Dogdan: "...Yes, I will."
The little girl gasped.
She looked at Xie Qianqiu and Lu Guangling again.
Xie Qianqiu/Lu Guangling: "…"
Under the gaze of Yu Que, they had to say: "Yes, we will too!"
The little girl is completely convinced.
If you want to be a strong person in the world of self-cultivation, you have to learn mathematics!
At this time, Yu Que was frantically calculating that his points would be enough to buy several sets of textbooks.
She has a hunch that the day when mathematics is promoted in the world of self-cultivation will finally come.