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MTL - Morning of Swordsman Tower-Chapter 220
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After experiencing the initial shock of Vigorous Cat's size, Ross can only temporarily understand it as a kind of Originium skill, because now his own life is the most critical issue, and he has no time to care about how others are. Fitness?
By the way, Rhodes' family is a Victorian immigrant, and he is also a Filin.
"If you kill me, this vault will be automatically and completely closed, and it will become a catacomb that no one can get out of. It has to wait for outsiders to use construction machinery to dig it out. It is not good for anyone."
"Please don't insult my professional ethics, ok? As I said beforehand, no one will get hurt if you don't resist. Although that would be really boring, speaking of it, I would also like to thank you for your futile struggle... Gossip less, take me to the place where your money is kept!"
"Okay, no problem, you can negotiate whatever you want... Wait, you just said, where are you going to save money?"
There is no doubt that Ross has the same idea as the front office service manager in his heart, that is to pretend to obey, pretend to be submissive, and then trick the other party into the trap that has already been set.
Because he knew that there were countless important secrets of important figures in this vault, and if he lost any of them, his whole family would be tied to the train tracks.
Until Jogo told him his true purpose.
"Look at what you said, where would the robbers go if they don't save money? Could it be possible to go to the recruitment office of your Commonwealth Bank to apply for a job?"
"...Just grabbing money? Don't plan to... grab something else?"
"I'm not interested in anything else. I'm just here to grab some money to spend. I want to grab... four or five million."
There was only a moment of speechless silence left at the scene. Ross even couldn't help closing his eyes tightly, and began to hope that the moment he opened his eyes, he would find that all this was just a dream.
However, when he opened his eyes, he still saw Jogo's sunny and kind smile.
"..."
In an instant, Ross felt that a certain string in his brain snapped and broke.
You are the ultimate flash, the son of the beach, a lunatic with a pile of shit. Just because a few dangerous people broke into the vault of the most important bank in Colombia and killed almost all the garrison troops, no matter how you look at it, it is all for brewing a shocking catastrophe The action of the conspiracy, the result is to...
Grab two bad money! ?
You **** just go straight to grab my safe, there must be more than that! !
At this moment, Rhodes even took the initiative to dedicate all the secrets in the Federal Reserve Bank to Jogo, so as to avoid the end of his conducting career becoming a funny and absurd comedy in history.
But the problem is, Jogo really doesn't want to know those so-called secrets at all, because...
"I'm not one of those conspiratorial schemers who plan everything, I like things with a simpler and more direct taste, they are cheaper, and of course, they are more interesting, hehehehehahahahaha..."
Chapter 610 There Is A Beast Hiding In Everyone's Heart...Unless It's A Cockroach
"Welcome back to Columbia Volper News Station, this is your host Steve..."
Many Colombians are sitting in front of their TVs or radios as usual, rich people have coffee and black tea with finely cut black truffle salmon sandwiches, while ordinary people may have a few packs of potato chips and a few boxes of pizza , buckets of fried chicken with Coke or grape soda.
As for what he wants to do, of course it is to see what new work the Colombian commander has done today.
A few years ago, the commander-in-chief of this term was a well-known wealthy Colombian celebrity businessman. It is said that he came to run for the commander-in-chief just for fun, and he probably didn’t expect to be elected. Who would have thought that he would be selected inexplicably , Shocked all the people in the industry.
But in fact, all of this has its rationality. Colombia is now in a very comfortable period of rapid development. The weak countries below are oppressed and occupied by it, plundering the means of production, and the powerful countries above are hostile to each other. The war is about to break out. I didn't bother to take care of its bird business.
In this way, when most of Terra was struggling and recalcitrant in misery, although the essence of Colombia's ruling class was not different, it still created a scene of prosperity as if in a prosperous age.
As the so-called food and clothing make nosy, hunger and cold steal the heart, eat too many hamburgers, fried chicken and donuts, the Colombians with unprecedented self-confidence are just looking for some big fun, this celebrity wealthy businessman "just happened" to appear at such a time , So he was praised by these fun people.
Anyway, the position of Grand Commander is essentially just a speech star pushed onto the stage by the consortium, and this wealthy businessman is the so-called "person of his own", since he wants to play, let him play.
It's just that what everyone in Empire City didn't expect today is that someone can steal the limelight from the Grand Commander here today, which is the source of daily happiness in Columbia.
"According to our extremely reliable internal sources, a huge bank robbery occurred today at the Federal Reserve Bank of Empire City. Several unidentified armed men broke into the bank and took hostages. They are currently confronting the police. Our reporter is following the support convoy Hurry to the spot."
Oh hoo, here comes the fun.
Because of the unbalanced development in Colombia, news about supermarkets, fast food, drugstores and other zero-dollar purchases is common, but bank robberies mostly occur in those wild western-style areas, and the robbers are also those wealthy businessmen in small towns. Opened a private bank, as for grabbing federal savings?
Please, everyone knows that there are only two currencies in Colombia. In addition to Longmen currency, which is an international currency that is almost universally used in Thailand, another currency that is currently only used in Colombia, the Federal Dollar (USD), is issued by the Federal Reserve.
And politically, there is a tendency to abolish the general law of Longmen coins, and only federal knives are allowed in the country.
When you rob the Federal Savings Bank, it is actually no different from robbing the money in the pocket of the commander-in-chief in broad daylight. Compared with the losses suffered, it is more about the prestige and face of the Colombian government.
Therefore, no matter what the robbers robbed, even if they just took a napkin on the table, they would definitely be chased to death. The interest of the audience was immediately aroused, and they wanted to see an exciting battle between the police and the robbers. , This is much more delicious than the jokes told by the commander-in-chief.
Then the other half of the TV screen cut to the shot of the location reporter, who had the stereotyped appearance of a typical Colombian female reporter, probably the kind of person who would definitely die alone in the movie to infiltrate the investigation, and then would definitely be caught. The kind of look rescued by a flying superhero.
If you switch to the Dongguo stereotype, it would probably be an infiltrating investigator in a tight-fitting leather jacket.
"Hey, Steve, here is the scene picture brought by Sandy. As you can see, behind me is our reliable and powerful Empire City police team. They are taking measures to investigate the situation of the robbers and hostages in the bank. And send negotiators to prepare for the initial negotiation with the robbers, and ensure the safety of the hostages."
Although the female Zaraq Xiaosongxu reporter named Sandy is not very far away from the police convoy surrounding the square outside the bank behind her, perhaps the police deliberately blocked her background with a relatively tall armed explosion-proof vehicle, Or maybe she is not tall, so the camera position is also very low.
As a result, the tragic remains of one of the mercenary teams did not appear in the scenes watched by the audience, and only the police set up a net for the robbers, which can be said to be flawless...
"Hey, is this the Volper News live? I love watching your show!"
Suddenly, a tall and thin male policeman broke into the live broadcast without any scruples. He took off his police cap smoothly to reveal his free and unrestrained green hair, and put his hand around Sandy's shoulder skillfully. Natural lens feel.
If this is a country redneck with a big belly, lush chest hair, unshaven beard, or a Sarkaz with horns on his head, Sandy will definitely scream and break free immediately, and then call for someone to come over and drive him away with righteous words , Maybe he will be prosecuted through legal channels afterwards, and he will be prohibited from approaching him within two kilometers in the future.
But if it were replaced by this handsome police officer with a slightly charming temperament and a sunny smile, Shandi would only feel flushed, and she might already be thinking about whether to exchange various mathematical theorems after the live broadcast .
"You, hello, this... Uh, Mr. Joker (Joker), it is a great honor to win your favor. May I ask if you can tell the audience in Empire City and the whole of Columbia about the current situation in the bank?"
Sandy did not express too much surprise at his strange name, because the ancestors of these Colombians were low-level immigrants or criminals exiled from Victoria, so some names or surnames were chosen very casually, such as "coffin, newcomer, Brown, black, pink, white" and so on.
Compared with these, the name "funny guy, joker" is not surprising.
"Of course it's no problem. You've found the right person. I just came out of that ghostly place. It's horrific inside. The vicious robbers killed many guards, and there were miserable corpses all over the place. Almost everyone who survived They're all crazy, and I suspect the robbers must have used chemicals."
Officer Jogo described the terrifying scene vividly, and the interviewer Sandy couldn't help swallowing nervously, and the coffee he just drank couldn't help churning in his stomach.
But the heart is also extremely excited, because the bigger the robbery, the higher the ratings of their news station, and the status of Sandy, the location reporter who is responsible for tracking the case, naturally also rises. Hefty, yet once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So the more she looked at the male police officer who gave her the "selfless" revelation, the more her heart moved. Even the big fluffy tail behind her involuntarily moved closer to her body to avoid some unknown liquid gushing out from being exposed to the camera. .
Until a police vehicle stopped at the edge of the camera with an exaggerated and unrestrained tail drift, and then a Sarkaz woman also wearing a police uniform, but with a gloomy expression and an impatient face stuck her head out of the driver's window. Shouted to that Jogo in a heady and unhappy tone.
"When everyone else is going according to plan, you are here to strike up a conversation with a woman? Do you want to open the hotel room for the two of you by the way!?"
"Don't be so serious, dear Miss K. It's just to add a little dramatic effect to the ending of the first scene. Do I look like one of those old-fashioned people?"
"Is not it!"
"Hey, pay attention to the influence. The audience in front of the TV is watching. Well, Miss Reporter, it seems that my partner is getting impatient. I have to say goodbye. We will probably have a chance to meet again in the future. Hehehahahahahahaha..."
Before Sandy realized what was going on, Qiao Ge threw his upper body police coat into the air, and it happened to land on the lens of the camera, leaving only him in the dark live broadcast. Yuan laughed arrogantly.
And he jumped through the window of the driver's seat with a neat sliding window, and finally successfully put his **** on the passenger seat, but his head rested on W's elastic thigh, raised his eyebrows in a coquettish posture Watch her jaw.
In this regard, W could only clenched the steering wheel desperately, kicked the accelerator down helplessly, and drove the vehicle away, leaving Sandy and her live broadcast team staring at each other, seeming to understand something in her heart but not being able to believe it. I dare not say it in the live broadcast.
Could it be that the person just now was the robber himself! ?
No, no, no, who are the policemen behind me fighting against? ?
When Sandy looked back subconsciously, she saw a dazzling flash piercing the horizon rising from the position of the Federal Reserve Bank, followed by a deafening bang, and a white smog like an avalanche and tsunami engulfed the people in the entire block , There is no chance to turn around and escape.
Was it a bomb explosion? Of course not, Jhogo is not yet tyrannical to that extent, but in a sense it is even more cruel, because he is about to unleash the demons in people's hearts, the hidden beasts...
Chapter 611 A Utopia Full of Freedom
"What's going on, what happened!? The robber's bomb was detonated?"
"Gus, Gus!? We agreed to get married next month and go on a wedding trip. You must not die, moo!"
"Ahhhhh my hand, I can't feel my hand anymore, is it... huh?"
"Where are you, Jie Luo? I really can't do it alone, Jie Luo meow!"
Because of this extremely terrifying sudden situation, the Imperial City police thought at first that the robbers had just detonated a powerful Originium bomb, and they were the only ones who survived the overwhelming smoke and dust that could not be seen. , the whole scene suddenly became extremely chaotic.
But after being in a mess for a while, they found out embarrassingly together that the voices of their colleagues were clearly beside them, and they were all howling in anger. It didn't look like they were injured at all, but the tone was inexplicably strange.
One of the Li Boli policemen was the first to notice the abnormality. At first, he suddenly found that his two arms had lost their original sensation, so he mistakenly thought that his hands had been blown off.
As a result, after screaming for a while, I found that the arms were still able to move freely, but the structure and weight of the movements were very different from before. The smoke and dust blown away, which allowed him to see clearly what his arm looks like now...
"Okay, what a big chicken wing!?"
What catches the eye is a pair of thick black feathers mixed with a little bit of white huge bird wings, and his chest is also bulging with a huge "chicken breast" covered by dense pure black feathers, only above the neck No hair or feathers of any kind, just a lump of red hypertrophic sarcoid hanging from the neck.
Totally a big fat, fluffy turkey.
Although he is indeed Li Boli of the turkey breed, but the bloodline is not pure, and there are only some black feathers and down feathers on the body, which cannot be seen in the police uniform. If we insist on comparing the appearance , then only the round body and bald head produced by eating donuts are more suitable.
"Why did I become like this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?!"
The turkey policeman fluttered in shock. It was just an instinctive action without a doubt, but unexpectedly a gust of strong wind was blown in front of him, which was strong enough to break a slender tree branch. The smog was completely blown away, revealing the astonished and dumbfounded faces of his colleagues.
Cats, dogs, black bears, crocodiles, cougars, moose, wild horses, eagles... There is also an American bison with a huge body that suppresses a black panther, so that it can't be squeezed out, and the Colombian Empire city police The team instantly turned into a crazy zootopia.
By the way, the bison and the panther are the police couple who said they would get married next month. Both of them are male, and the bison is still the 0 below.
If they are still true love, that picture... Sigh! It's too dazzling, Fu Rui's purity is too high.
And all the changes in front of the eyes were simultaneously broadcast by the squirrel's live camera to all Columbia areas that could receive the TV station's signal.
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"It can release the wildness and power hidden in people's hearts, return the body to the most free and primitive state, and free the mind from being bound by external objects. I call this masterpiece Utopia virus. What do you think?"
"...Hey! What have you been talking to the car window from the beginning? This is not a movie, so is it possible that someone is still listening to your narration?"
W, who was driving the vehicle, originally wanted to maintain his temperament, no matter how low the purity was, at least he would not be led by the nose by Jogo and become a mediocre joke character, so he planned to show him a dead horse face throughout the whole process , so that he can avoid being too gaffe when he is overwhelmed by this guy's Jin Moan.
However, W underestimated his illness. Even though the cats and dogs in the back seat were keenly aware of the atmosphere between the two and chose to remain silent, Jogo could still get high by himself, just like talking to the air in the mirror. Friends are talking eagerly.
But she didn't think it was absurd, but because of the blessing of Dr. Shepherd, W knew that there were indeed ghosts in this world, so she probably thought that Jogo was really talking to a friend of the dead.
In fact, W thinks too much. The reason why Chernobog can make the undead haunt the world is because the dilapidated fog generated by the tomb beacons dug out by the shepherds temporarily disappears in places where the fog cannot spread. Too likely there will be ghosts.
Of course, there are no absolutes in the world, after all, Terra can be explained with Originium skills, but it is not the same thing now.
"I speak so well, of course someone will be listening, isn't it, the lady in the mirror?"
W dubiously followed the place Jogo pointed to, but saw a white figure suspended in mid-air in the image reflected by the rearview mirror outside the car window, and it was relatively stationary with the vehicle. Moving in parallel at the same speed.
However, when W checked the side space of the vehicle with his naked eyes, he didn't find such a thing at all. If the figure hadn't moved because of Jogo's words, W would have thought it was a picture posted on Stickers on the mirrors.
Undoubtedly, it is the origin stone skill itself.
"Since you're here, why don't you come in and sit down? Although there's no place left, you can sit on my lap."
Qiao Ge patted his leg to show his generosity, and there was no shame on his face at all. He was not surprised by his demeanor at all. In contrast, she wanted to know how this guy knew of the other gender.
"..."
After a moment of silence, the person in the mirror shook his head to express his refusal, and then saw a flash of light, and the white figure instantly disappeared in the rearview mirror outside, and shot straight towards the front seat inside the car. .
So the next second when everyone in the car turned their heads, a slender figure in a white robe also appeared in the rearview mirror in the center. In the middle of the card, but there is still no such person in the real space.
Are you TM the Hanged Woman? Alright, immediately chant the Kakyo-in Canon: "What are you talking about, Polnareff? The world in the mirror does not exist!".
"Are you the leader of these people?"
Sure enough, as Qiao Ge expected, when the person in the mirror faced him, it was indeed a female voice, but the tone was indifferent and blunt, less than one percent of the sweetness of Shuiyue and Ansel.
Chapter 612 A successful leader must learn to overcome temptation
"This is probably about me. The question is, which onion are you?"
Ordinary people would probably be out of their wits with fright when they meet someone who can walk around in the mirror. Even a Terra character at the powerhouse level, when he realizes that the other party has such a treacherous Originium skill, he will definitely be scared. Will be alerted immediately.
Only Qiao Ge, who can even do platinum handwork... Cough, even tasted the "Platinum Star World", of course he has no awe at the stand-in ability of this mere "Hanged Man". Talking casually, while lowering his head, he didn't know what to write or draw on a piece of white paper.
However, super brave is super brave. Qiao Ge never slackens in dealing with the enemy's tactics, so this is also the appearance he deliberately showed to the opponent. In fact, he has already begun to observe and analyze various details revealed by the opponent in his brain.
The first thing to judge is whether the other party's skills are the same as "The Hanged Man" or "The Man in the Mirror". If not, what is their essence?
If it is really the same ability, then it is also necessary to find out whether it can be directly applied to Kakyoin's coin killing or Giorno's poisoning killing tactics, no matter how bad it is, at least you can try it and you will face FF0 Social Security once you encounter it. An emerald water splash trap with a radius of twenty meters.
"I'm a person who appreciates your ability, but no matter what plan and reason you do to rob the Commonwealth Bank, what you have to face next is not just the security forces in the bank. No one can talk to you." The whole of Colombia is against it."
Although the first impression of this white-robed woman was very arrogant, she didn't seem to care about Jogo's retort at all. Give yourself a little "lesson" by hand.
Perhaps this is frigidity, no matter what techniques and eloquence you use to "close up gently, slowly twist and pick again", she will not respond according to your rhythm.
Although Qiao Ge had read countless novels in which the protagonist used his charm and arrogance to conquer this kind of iceberg beauty when he was a student, he actually did not have such a system operation window, let alone what the other party looked like now. do not know.
But...Jogo has his own way to make her show his buttocks.
For example, Kelsey also felt this way on the surface at the beginning, and even put on a dead horse face to him, but in fact, most of the creatures like cats and cats are arrogant in their hearts, as long as they are familiar with and trusted There are sensitive spots all over the body.
For example, as long as you pat the big lynx's tail bone, she can't help but blush...