MTL - New Times, New Hell-Chapter 65 The programmer never hits the ghost

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Liu Wei had a sluggish moment, and for a while he began to say: "Do you say it again?"

Young people are good at being good: "I just want to suggest, can you add a friend circle function to our app?"

Liu Wei is cold and indifferent: "The function of WeChat in the circle of friends is there. It doesn't make much sense for us to do it."

"How can it be the same?" The young man did not agree with him. "WeChat is a friend of life. After death, you can no longer contact. My thought is that Luo Feng can help us achieve the reunion after death."

Liu Wei: "..." This person actually takes the function of this app so seriously?

Still really substituted for the role of death?

Still reunited after death... Liu Wei couldn't help but scream: "Why don't you suggest to be a forum in the underworld to help the deceased solve all kinds of difficult problems after death?"

Young people clapping: "Good idea, or your professionals have a wide range of ideas!"

Liu Wei "..." He clearly used a mocking tone!

However, when he saw the young man's face with a serious expression, he was a little embarrassed to continue to be ironic. He was only curious about the operation of the app. He couldn’t help but ask: "Can you show me the phone?"

"Of course, this is not what you developed." The youth enthusiastically handed the phone over.

Liu Wei originally thought that the app had a bug and couldn't open it. But when you look at the version of the young mobile phone, the operation is very silky.

He first opened the [Ghost Information] column, the page shows the youth registration information.

Name: Clock card

Sex: Male

ID number: *****************x

Dead time: 2018 x month x day x

Cause of death: Desperate mountain car accident

Place of residence registration: No. 99 Gujing Avenue, Gujing District, Fucheng City

Graveyard: Fucheng West District Cemetery

Liu Wei: "..."

Although the content of the app was already known at the time of development, it was quite subtle to see that someone actually filled in the information so seriously. In particular, the other party actually simulated the time of death and the cause of death. What kind of thing is this? Psychological?

Doesn't it feel unlucky to play a simulation game?

Liu Wei’s mouth was pumped and he was forced to make a serious question: “Is this cemetery in the western part of the floating city? Is it the ideal burial place in your heart?”

According to his understanding, it is estimated that this young man is also greedy and fun, and he chose a favorite cemetery in advance.

But when I saw the clock, I was depressed: "Which thing, this is my family's choice. The ideal cemetery in my heart is of course the private cemetery of the Pearl, but it is too expensive, I can't afford it at home."

Liu Wei: "..." Is your online simulation of the cemetery so real? Still talking to my family?

The clock card also eagerly asked: "I said that this 'cemetery' sounds too ordinary. Can you change it to 'Tombs'?"

Liu Wei almost squirted: "...how, do you still have a throne to inherit?"

The clock card "嘿嘿" two sounds: "This is not a lifetime before you have enjoyed the wealth, you can yy after death."

Liu Wei: "..."

"There are still..." The clock card is still unfinished. "I think there is a ghost information here. You can add another item to the 'Tombs'. Just like the signature of the personality, you don't know. I thought about the epitaph in my lifetime. Unfortunately, I didn’t expect myself to die so early. I couldn’t tell my family in advance to engrave me on the monument. 'I still want to live in the Pearl Private Cemetery'. What do you think?”

Liu Wei pretended not to hear, calmly open the second module of the app: [good and evil value]

The Good and Bad Values ​​module is still very simple, showing only two lines of words:

Good and evil value: no open query

Life Events: [View Details]

The clock card curiously asks: "Why is the data of good and evil values ​​not open for inquiry?"

This module was developed by Yu Zhengdu himself. Even Zhao Ruola did not intervene. Although the display was simple, Liu Wei knew that the algorithm was very complicated, and some of the information was encrypted. He was not particularly clear. Just vaguely said: "This is the code we wrote for cto, I don't understand."

He said, and opened the last module: [self-service tires]

This is also his most amazing module. As a member of the development team, he naturally knows the prototype and finished product of the app, but for the positioning and target users of the app, the company has never elaborated on it, just look at the boss and two The attitude of the technology boss, this app is likely to be only for specific groups, not to the public, and will not be online in appstores and other application stores.

The employees of their development department had discussions in private, and finally got the most agreeable guess. It may be because the company’s strange exorcism and health products themselves are faced with more superstitious groups, so the app may be developed to attract this. Part of the user, let everyone simulate the feeling of reincarnation reincarnation online, the ultimate goal is the built-in advertising, product promotion and the like.

But even then, everyone agrees that the function of this app is really too sand sculpture.

In Liu Wei’s strong curiosity, the interface of the [self-service tires] module is displayed:

Birth time: June 13, 2019

Place of reincarnation: Gujing reinjection point in Gujing District, Fucheng City

Tentative point contact number: 404-*******

Reincarnation: Humanity

Reincarnation information: Xiaokang House

One-click reincarnation: [agree]

Reincarnation assistant: 1 reincarnation countdown reminder service 2 reinforcement point route planning service 3 emergency help

Long press on the interface, and a description page will also be displayed:

Description:

1. After agreeing to one-shot reincarnation, Luofeng Headquarters will automatically locate the user's location to provide more protection for the user;

2. Users who have not selected [Agree] one-click reincarnation should arrange their own reincarnation plan to avoid missing time. Users who evade reincarnation will be severely punished.

2. If you encounter unexpected situations, such as evil spirits obstructing the reincarnation, please press the [Emergency Help] button or call the reincarnation point for help.

Luofeng Life Management Consulting Co., Ltd. is dedicated to serve you.

Liu Wei: "..."

When they developed, they felt that the app was very sand sculpture. When they saw the actual user's usage scene, the seriousness of the sand sculpture suddenly became as substantial as it was, and he suddenly produced a kind of incomprehensible problem. sense.

However, the user's adaptability is obviously much better than him. The clock card points to the interface and discusses Liu Wei very seriously: "I think this information on the birth path can be more humanized... Oh, the ghost is a bit, we are all It is relevant to know that the distribution of the birth path and the value of good and evil are relevant. Can we provide a reference data to us, let us know what data corresponds to the results of the birth, so that we have a bottom in mind."

"And what is the calculation of the value of good and evil? For example, what can be done to accumulate good value, and what can cause bad things, can also help us to do good things with goals..."

Liu Wei looked at the clock card and looked at the clock card to provide a sand sculpture for the sand sculpture app. However, it seems to fit the app's own temperament. Sometimes it is a bit unclear whether it is abnormal or the other party is not normal. .

What is rare is that Liu Wei kept the excellent logic of a engineering otaku at this time. He can still discuss with him in the way of the clock: "I understand what you mean, do you want us to do this good and evil? The imaging game tasks are the same. Different tasks correspond to different good values ​​and bad values. After receiving the task and completing the task, you can accumulate the corresponding points. The different levels of data correspond to different reincarnation results...so you can reinvent the tires according to the desired As a result, is there a target to receive the task?"

"It's like this!" Liu Wei gave a thumbs up. "It's not a Luofeng employee, it's too good."

Liu Wei no expression: "I will give your advice to our boss."

The clock card nodded, not forgetting to remind: "There is the function of that circle of friends and the forum..."

Liu Wei: "...remember to remember."

It is no wonder that this clock card has to be rushed to the company to interview it in the evening. This suggestion is really enough.

He looked up and looked at the time. Unconsciously, it was already twelve o'clock. Liu Wei yawned and pushed the clock card out of the company: "Okay, I have written it down, you can go back quickly. In the middle of the night, it’s not too tired."

The clock card walked along and said: "The spirit of the middle of the night is good..."

Liu Wei pushed him to the door and was about to close the door. Only then did he find that he still took Zheng Yan’s gossip mirror. He quickly ran back to Zheng Yan’s station and put things down. When he left, he found the young man named Zhongka. Already gone.

"Going really fast." Liu Wei scratched his head and went to press the elevator, but found that the elevator stopped on his own floor. Without going down, his heart flashed a little differently, but it was too late, he was really tired. Then there was no thought, and Shiran went into the elevator and went home.

......

Because the app's good and evil value module is developed separately by Yu, so the next day, Liu Wei yawned to find a metaphor, and said the thing that met the clock card last night. At the end, I was a little embarrassed. The land surrendered: "Boss, is there any problem with our app? I originally wanted to use my mobile phone to the next one. Actually, there is no signal, and I can't use it after I register..."

Yu Zhengdu said vaguely: "Oh, I added a design. After registration, I need to pass the verification of the headquarters to use it."

Liu Wei is very puzzled: "... Is this necessary?" The app didn't know if there were a hundred users at the time, but also designed so many thresholds?

Yu Zhengdu did not answer his question, but asked strangely: "Have you met our beta user?"

Liu Wei nodded. "Yeah, our internal users are too hard. I ran to the company in the middle of the night, and I told you that Zheng Ge’s equipment suddenly glowed and shocked me..."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

This Liu Weixin is also big enough, so there is no association?

Yu Zhengdu did not scare him. He only asked him along his words to see what new ideas were provided by the beta users who went to the company to interview.

Liu Wei retelled and spit out: "He wants us to have a circle of friends and forums, I am dizzy, who in the circle of friends has done WeChat, is this a waste of resources?"

Yu Zhandu took a small notebook and wrote down: "This and I have mentioned it with Erica. Now I am designing, and the later versions may keep up."

In fact, what they want to do is to let the user account automatically associate with the social relationship between the underworld.

During the tenure of Luo Feng, he found that there are many management problems in the underworld. For example, many ghosts often make some behaviors that harm the underworld because they are lonely after death. Therefore, if they can help them achieve the reunion with their relatives and friends, such as Once the death of their loved ones, they will be able to maintain peace and security in the grave.

"No need." Liu Wei was dumb, "Boss, is WeChat not easy to use? Or is Weibo not fun?"

Yu argued and patted his shoulder calmly: "You must have a dream."

"Okay." Liu Wei shrugged, not too tangled, anyway, which programmers have not been hurt by the product manager, accustomed to it, at least, their boss also has technical strength.

Liu Wei went on and said: "The clock card has a suggestion. I hope that we can make the data and the conditions of the good and evil value transparent. I think this is all right. Just like the game company, let the users use our more. The easiest thing about apps is to give them a sense of purpose."

"If you can make this part transparent, it will definitely encourage users to actively do their tasks and greatly improve their time of using the app..."

Liu Weiyue said that the more excited, completely forgot that he had abandoned this sand sculpture app at the beginning.

However, Yu Zhengdu’s suggestion to this proposal is not salty: “This can’t be done.”

Liu Wei was thrown a cold water in his pocket. He replied, "Why? I think this idea is very good..."

Yu Zhengdu smiled and patiently explained: "We don't often say 'Do not be good or small, don't be evil.' Good things and evils should not be divided into sizes, nor should they be data. If we open the conditions for the acquisition of good and evil values, it will definitely cause some users to stare at the data to do things, small good things are not done, and small bad things, maybe everyone feels that doing it does not matter, this is not us The original intention of developing a good and bad value section."

Heroes should not ask for their source, and should not divide his greatness with the size of the things he does.

However, it is as if the legal sentencing is also a matter of severity, and the human nature is complicated. This is a real problem. Even if it is the underworld, it cannot completely and fairly give each ghost result, so the life and death book is actually calculating the value of good and evil. Very complicated.

The yin and yang communities often take it for granted that the "big" good deeds will certainly accumulate more good values, but the real situation is not like this, even if it is the same thing, many times, because of the different environments, the weighting results are different. of.

By the same token, what value corresponds to what the result of the reincarnation will not be made public.

In other words, the meaning of the [good and evil value] section, in addition to facilitating everyone to check their own life stories, and exporting the results of the reincarnation, the most important thing is to alert people to good intentions, rather than purposefully doing specific things.

But doing a good job, don't ask the result.

After listening to the explanation, Liu Wei was deeply touched: "..."

To tell the truth, his original positioning of this app is a simulated death app. Thinking is naturally based on the idea of ​​doing a simulation game. I didn’t even think that there is such a noble feeling in the heart of the boss.

Actually want to rely on this app to convey such a profound concept to the user?

Liu Wei thought for a moment and said seriously: "Boss, although I think our users should not think so, but I support you."

This year, there are really too few people who can keep such an initial heart. Even if the result is likely to be unsatisfactory, people who are striving for ideals are always worthy of respect.

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

When he looked at Liu Wei's expression, he knew that this simple technical house was awkward. It is estimated that he did not know what to uplift his image.

Hey, he will know one day sooner or later. This is not a touching story for the dreams to go backwards. It is really just the need of the work itself.

After the two talked, Yu Wei patted Liu Wei's shoulder: "You don't always work overtime so late, pay attention to your body, and Zheng Yan's things don't touch."

Liu Wei nodded and waited for his own work. He couldn't help but think of the last night. He said that he should add a clock card to the WeChat exchange. He thought about it and entered the name of the "clock card" on the Internet. I didn't expect a search to startle myself.

The web page actually jumped out of several pages of news, all reporting the same thing: a big car accident in the mountains.

The name "Clock" appears on the list of victims.

Liu Wei:! ! ! ! ! !

Liu Wei took the case and shouted: "Boss, our internal users are too much!"

Yu Zhengdu has not gone far, and he heard it and said, "What happened?"

Liu Wei pointed to the news interface and said with indignation: "He actually hacked the victim's information registration account, too bad!"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Yu Zhengdu patted his shoulder: "Work well, you are very suitable for our company."

The author has something to say: Clock card: I am a ghost.

Liu Wei: No, you are not.

As long as it is scientific enough, ghosts are not ghosts!

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