MTL - Please Sink In Happiness-Chapter 12

"Aishwa, the slave arena can be a place for you to emerge. For example, if we have a hundred people, do you have any formation that can make these hundred people kill more beasts with less loss? I read History, there are many wonderful formations for reference in this world, you may do more research in this area. You can also exercise your eloquence, we are slaves now, and one day you may also use your own eloquence, thus Let the slaves rise up and fight for you."

Aishiva stopped and began to think carefully about what Li Ergou just said, and then showed a bright smile.

"You're right, Ergou."

"Tomorrow, it's up to you to command me, you are General Aishwa, and I am your loyal soldier." Li Ergou stood up and gave an unserious military salute in a joking manner, provoking De Aishwa laughed so hard, her cat ears opened and closed, her tail was upturned, and she looked extremely happy.

"Oh, by the way, Aishwa, one more thing."

"What's up?"

"Anyone who has reached the top of the power should have a poker face. The invisibility of emotions and anger is the foundation of the foundation. You can't lift your tail and wag it just because you are happy, so that the enemy will easily see through you. The bottom line."

"Oh…"

Aishwar lowered his head again.

Li Ergou looked at the sky outside the window again, it was already night, so Li Ergou said:

"Okay, Aishwa, go to bed early. Although I don't have any expectations for your first appearance, you can rest assured that my Li Ergou will not abandon my companions, and my Li Ergou's fist is also It's so hard, if any lions dare to come near us, I'll smash their heads."

"Well, I see, thank you, Ergou."

Aishwa was also lying on the bed, thinking about what Li Ergou said.

One day, if she can really make the slaves in prison rise up and escape back to her own country, will she become the powerful big man Li Ergou said?

She is not good at magic, and her physical strength is very weak, but the prosperity and prosperity of a country does not seem to have much to do with the strength of the national leader's own strength.

Aishiva looked at Li Ergou again, and couldn't help but admire this man, and even wanted to untie her rosary to tell him the fact that she was a girl.

However, when she put her hand on the rosary, she gave up the idea.

Aishiva knew that she was very beautiful. If it was at the banquet at the palace, it would be worth showing off, but in prison, beauty brought endless disasters.

She stroked her tail lightly and looked at Li Ergou quietly.

"Er dog, can I sleep in your bed..."

"I like women."

"But I'm so scared that I can't sleep. Really, if you don't believe me, feel my heartbeat. When I think of those lions, I can't calm down." Aishwa stood beside Li Ergou's bed with a blushing face Said in a pleading tone.

Li Ergou was a little speechless, thinking that this young man is too clingy, right?

"Forget it, then come over and squeeze, but if I find out that you dare to touch me at night, I will definitely kick you off the bed."

After getting permission, Aishiva leaned over with a happy face and lay gently beside Li Ergou.

- I really don't want to part ways with you.

Aishiva clutched the rosary tightly, looking forward to one day appearing in front of Li Ergou with her true face, and then completely fascinated him.

Chapter 24 Coming Soon

That night, Aishiva slept soundly, and she slept almost the next morning until Li Ergou woke her up.

An hour later, the slaves of the arena will go to the venue to gather. Before that, there is not much time left for them.

"Aishwa, get ready and go."

Aishwar nodded solemnly.

Although facing 300 lions is not too scary for Li Ergou, even if he can't summon the last wolf pack at will, Li Ergou is fully confident that he can defeat the lion pack with his own abilities.

But for Aishwa, this was probably the last few minutes of her life. She breathed greedily and washed her cheeks with water. The wheat-colored skin was moist and radiant. Another healthy glow.

Ergou was washing with his back to him, Aishiva felt that if he didn't seize the opportunity again, he might not have the chance in his life, so he quietly hugged his body from behind.

"What are you doing?"

"It's nothing," Aishwa said, blushing. "It's just a hug between friends, that's all."

"I said, you don't have to worry, what's so scary? Isn't it just a group of cats?"

"I'm not afraid, because there are two dogs with you." Aishwa said very affectionately.

Li Ergou smiled lightly. At about 8:20, both of them had finished washing up, and then rushed to the venue of the slave arena.

Compared with the past, the arena is indeed much more lively today. The arena is a huge oval building, very similar to the Colosseum in Li Ergou's impression. The front is the noble class, the middle is the knight class, the merchant class, The last is the ordinary citizen class.

Now, the atmosphere of the whole venue is unprecedentedly lively, because there is a good show going on. There is a lizard monster more than four meters high in the venue fighting with fifty slave gladiators. The battle is almost overwhelming. I saw that the four-meter-high lizard quickly popped out with a tongue similar to that of a frog, and then just lightly licked it, and several soldiers would roll their tongues and put them into their mouths.

"No…"

No matter how painful the captured slave gladiator wailed, the four-meter-high giant lizard would never let go of the flesh around his mouth.

- Crack!

The sound of the teeth crunching the bones sounded a layer of goosebumps, especially the large lizard spit out the human skull after eating the human, which made most of the slaves face ashen, not only that, the monster The speed is extremely fast, and the skin is rough and fleshy, and the ordinary blade can't pierce its skin.

The **** scene heated up the atmosphere, and cheers came one after another.

"Second dog, so scary..."

When Aishiva saw such a **** scene, her face turned pale with fright. She lightly grasped the corner of Li Ergou's clothes, and her green opal-like eyes were filled with fear.

"Don't be afraid, I said, you just need to stand behind me, and I will protect you."

Li Ergou whistled lightly, he could easily see the big lizard's movements, and was quite sure that if he encountered this monster one day, he would be able to defeat it completely.

"Hurry up and choose your weapons, it's not your turn yet," the jailer said in a managerial tone, "to be honest, you are lucky, because this lizard named Pandora has never lost since we captured it last year. , let’s not say it also ate more than a thousand people, and you are only facing three hundred lions that have been hungry all day.”

The jailer looked at Li Ergou again:

"Oh, yes, that's you, right? Brother Li, I heard that you are very skilled. In the battle of the scorching sun, you single-handedly killed a lot of people. In the end, in order to arrest you, the military had to use special means. Capture you. Today is your debut, you have to perform well, this is not only for our arena, but also for you, understand? If your performance is very bright, you may have a chance to be caught by those nobles , Even the royal family bought it to be the captain of the guard, this kind of thing is not unheard of, by then, you will be soaring."

Li Ergou sneered, and then picked up a long spear from the pile of weapons:

"Heh, the lords of the nobles and the royal family like me as a dirty slave? Don't be ridiculous, even if they like Lao Tzu, it's another matter if Lao Tzu likes them."

In the gap between the words, Li Ergou looked around by the way.

At this moment, their more than 100 slaves are surrounded by a group of soldiers in the center. If they resist, according to the formation, Li Ergou thinks that he may have a 20% probability of breaking out of the siege, but injury is certain Yes, but it is more desirable to die on the road to freedom than to lose freedom.

Just when Li Ergou was about to clench his spear and give the group of soldiers a "skewer", Aishwa's little hand grabbed the corner of Li Ergou's shirt again, the cat's ears drooped down completely, and he shivered all over.

Li Ergou suddenly thought that if he really wanted to break out of the siege, would he have any way to protect Aishiva?

His answer was no. In the end, Aishwa would definitely die. The long guns and arquebuses in the hands of these soldiers would beat them all into sieves in a very short time. He knew a little brother, but Li Ergou also took her affairs into consideration. If he wanted to escape one day, it would be fate. He had to bring Aishiva with him.

"Oh, it's okay this time."

Li Ergou sighed softly.

"Er Gou, are you using a spear?"

"Accurately speaking, the weapon I'm best at is a spear," Li Ergou held the barrel of the spear and smiled easily, "Aishiva, did you know that the spear is the king of cold weapons."

"You are also like a king, Ergou." Aishiva blushed and looked at Li Ergou, who was holding a spear, and was fascinated.

"By the way, there is one thing you must pay attention to."

Li Ergou suddenly leaned down and pressed against Aishiva's ear, which made Aishiva shudder with fright, and the roots of his ears instantly turned red.

"What's the matter, Ergou?"

"Didn't we just have a fight with those slaves the other day? I'm not worried about the lions, but I'm worried that the idiots will trip us up, the big guy, and the skinny guy. The men, and the slaves around them, better pay attention. Aishwa, I don't have eyes on the back of my head, but you can serve as my eyes and help me see behind me."

"Leave it to me, Ergou."

Aishwa nodded solemnly.

"Then, please, General Aishwa, your loyal guard Li Ergou reports to you."

Chapter 25 The Beasts Also Brush Their Teeth

When Li Ergou, Aishwa and a group of slaves walked into the slave arena where the bloodstains had not dried up, the whole venue welcomed another burst of cheers, especially Li Ergou, who was holding a spear, which attracted most of the attention. .

He could even vaguely hear the women say in the otherworldly language:

"That man is so handsome!"

"I'm going to buy that Dongzhou man, as long as I can get him, no matter how much I spend!"

Li Ergou said to Aishwa:

"Aishwa, thanks to you, I can now fully understand the Western Continent."

"Second dog, they are about to release the lion, is it really okay?"

"Aishiva, you should be thankful," Li Ergou squinted at the audience with a contemptuous smile on his lips, "Look at them, compared to us, they are the most sympathetic people. , they are full of fat and brains, and they are no different from stupid pigs, and we are living human beings, with human feelings and human thinking, what we have to face is just a group of hungry lions, and they What you have to face is an empty life.”

Li Ergou spoke in a loud voice, and he spoke in Xizhou words that the people of the Shengluer Kingdom could understand. The nobles, lords, and bishops of the church sitting in the VIP seats could hear them clearly. Their faces were blue, especially It was the fat dignitaries who felt insulted.

A blond young man wearing a crown and dressed to the point of exaggeration burst out laughing, as if he was about to lose his breath, and it took a long time for him to recover.

While clapping his hands, he stood up and saluted Li Ergou's position, saying loudly to him:

"I salute you, Your Excellency! But whether your blood stains the red bricks of the arena, or whether the lion's head becomes the stepping stone under your feet, let us wait and see!"

"His Royal Highness Prince Louis, he was offending us just now. If the lowly slave did not die in the mouth of the lions, the minister suggested that he should be executed, and the slaves should be so arrogant. We must kill him to establish Elba. The authority of the royal family," said the livid knight behind him.

"No, I think he's right, look at the ministers of our country, don't they eat like stupid pigs? Especially our great general manager Uri, who is completely like a stupid pig waste. "Prince Louis said halfway through, and suddenly found that the great Uriwei was staring at him, so he said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a blunder, I should apologize to the stupid pigs, our great Lord Uriwei is all his mother five. It's a hundred catties, and comparing a stupid pig with you is really too flattering for a stupid pig."

The prince laughed, leaning back and forth, unscrupulous.

As for the oily great Uri, who was sitting in the VIP seat, his face turned green with anger.

Li Ergou is in a good mood now.

The most important thing about a joke is not whether the joke itself is funny or not, but whether the joke can resonate.

Li Ergou wanted to interact more with the blond young man, but unfortunately, the lion has already come out of the cage.

The group of lions stared at their bloodshot eyes. From yesterday to now, they have been hungry for a whole day and night, and at this time, they finally saw the incomparably delicious meat.

Where is the meat?

Isn't meat the slaves armed with weapons and wearing rags?

The lions have already taken the initiative.

"Let's dance."

"Er Gou, what were you talking about just now?" Aishiva leaned over and asked, "I didn't catch it."

"Ah, nothing..."

Li Ergou suddenly became a little ashamed. Basically, whenever he met the Shura Field, Li Ergou would whisper some lines that were second to none.

In fact, he was quite normal at first, but his sister in the past was a two-dimensional house girl, so over time Li Ergou was also damaged.

As for the phrase "Let's dance", it is a derivative of Madara Uchiha's "Do you want to dance too?"

"Aishwa, be careful, hold on to my clothes and don't leave me."

"Um."

Aishiva nodded shyly:

"I won't leave your side, Ergou..."

The first to pounce on Li Ergou were seven lions.

Li Ergou couldn't help but smile contemptuously:

"Only seven heads? This is too small for me."

I saw Li Ergou lift the spear and stab it. The tip of the spear was like a ghostly ghost, shining with silver flowers. In just one encounter, a lion was pierced through the brain by Li Ergou's spear. His brain and red blood stained the ground, exuding a **** smell.

At that time, the next lion had already stretched out its front paws and tried to knock Li Ergou down, but it was only in vain. I saw that Li Ergou decisively ended the other lion with the same marksmanship. The remaining five lions realized the strength of the man in front of them, and immediately decided to attack and devour Li Ergou's limbs from all directions.

"Two dogs, be careful behind, there are two lions behind you!"

"Thank you, General Aishwa!"

The spear was like a dragon. The tip of the spear that was aimed at the front a moment ago pierced the head of the lion behind him in the next second, and then Li Ergou defended with the spear shaft, blocking the sharp fangs that launched the surprise attack.

"Fuck, why does the lion's mouth smell so bad? How long has it been since you brushed your teeth properly?"

Facing the lion with its **** mouth wide open, Li Ergou complained like this, but the lion couldn't understand human language, and he even thought he had the upper hand now, because the lion saw the black-haired man in front of him frowning. , showing a look of pain.

"You, mother, hurry up and kill Lao Tzu!" Li Ergou smashed the lion's head with his fist in disgust. The first punch shattered the lion's brain and bones, and the self-righteous lion immediately bleeds from its seven orifices. The death is extremely tragic.