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MTL - Pretend To Be a Good Person In the World of Conan-~ Fanwai, cousin, he seems to be a god
If he couldn't do it during the day, Du Linbiao turned his attention to the night again. He decided to get up in the middle of the night, and while the servants were asleep, he went into Baishi's room, dragged him out of bed and beat him.
The child slept too deeply. Du Linbiao brought back several alarm clocks, and finally woke up once. He sat up and was stunned for a while before he remembered his great cause of revenge.
Unexpectedly, he turned off his head, rushed to Shiraishi's room with a sneer, twisted the doorknob, and with a click, the door was locked.
"…"
The next day, Du Linbiao pulled a bodyguard to learn to pick the lock.
It stands to reason that ordinary bodyguards do not need to be equipped with this kind of skill, but the person he grabs at will actually knows it, and Du Linbiao learns it very quickly.
Two days later, he once again came to the door of Baishi's room sleepily, took out the hidden tools, pried the lock, and was about to sneak in and beat someone.
As a result, after entering the house, the quilt was violently lifted, and the bed was empty.
When a child is concentrating on one thing, it is difficult to realize other problems. For example, Du Linbiao concentrates on picking locks, completely ignoring that his movements may wake people up.
When he searched the room with a flashlight and a matchstick in the other, a man suddenly rushed over from behind and pressed him to the ground, and then the lights in the room were turned on.
Standing behind several bodyguards, Baishi looked at the embarrassed Du Linbiao whose face was pressed into the carpet, and said in surprise, "I thought I was a thief."
The bodyguard who rushed into the room also found that the wrong person was pressed. At first, he saw that the light position was very low, and thought the "thief" was squatting, but he didn't expect it to be a bear child...
Du Linbiao's Nth retaliatory action still ended in failure.
It's not over yet.
The next day, Du Linbiao couldn't help taking a nap because he stayed up late last night. He was suffocated by him in the middle, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself rolled up in a deep sleep.
The cousin was sitting beside his bed, holding a stick in his hand, and under Du Linbiao's horrified sight, he once again shook out a familiar "crime".
"People are doing it, and the sky is watching. Do you think your evil deeds can escape the eyes of other people's wisdom?"
My cousin's faint voice echoed in the empty room, scarier than a ghost.
…
Du Linbiao did not do this repeatedly.
After all, he was only a young child, and in the end, let alone the heart of resistance, he had a shadow on his cousin.
When Bai Shi was by his side, Du Linbiao didn't even dare to have leftovers.
Because the two sneak attacks on his cousin were relatively close, the cousin may not have an excuse to hit him when he routinely fought back, so he counted all the materials in his leftovers and took out the full planting process...
Du Linbiao was honest, and suddenly found that his life was better - he didn't have to worry about being rolled into a towel roll when he fell asleep, and he didn't have to listen to the sermons of the adults, "Brothers must be united and can't always bully the younger brother." Even the cousin even told him stories when he was in a good mood. Those stories are not at all comparable to picture books.
Children are more forgetful than ordinary people, and most of the time they wake up after falling asleep, and their emotions are reset directly. Du Linbiao, who can hold grudges for several days, is considered a genius.
After not being beaten for a long time, and after listening to the story for a while, the memory of being beaten and plotting before gradually faded. However, the impression of "counting my cousin will be unlucky, my cousin may have a story to listen to" has survived.
Du Linbiao later learned more words, so he went to find some novels, but compared to his cousin's stories, they were all boring. He went to elementary school and his thinking ability improved. Du Linbiao began to wonder where his cousin's stories came from. .
After going to church with his grandfather once, Du Linbiao felt that his question had been answered.
There, he came into contact with the concept of God more concretely. The child has little knowledge. When Du Linbiao heard the words "all-knowing and omnipotent", a cousin who had seen through all his conspiracies and tricks appeared in his mind unconsciously.
But God seems to have the attribute of "full kindness"~www.novelbuddy.com~ Du Linbiao was a little puzzled, and couldn't help pulling his grandpa after leaving and asked in a low voice, "Will God beat up people who make mistakes?"
"..." Grandpa wanted to say no.
But before speaking, he remembered something and looked at his eldest grandson thoughtfully.
Grandpa didn’t have much faith in the first place. He would come to church on a regular basis, mostly for socializing, so after he had his own scruples, he changed his words without any psychological burden: “Yes.”
Du Linbiao's pupils trembled: "Then... will gods, gods become human?"
"Of course." Grandpa followed his words, "God is omnipotent."
Du Linbiao's eyes straightened.
He flipped God's cake, grabbed God's book, smashed God's toys, and God just beat him a few times...
Thinking about it this way, my cousin is actually a very tolerant and good god!