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Chapter 2 The Three Kingdoms

There is a tea house.

Second floor. Usually there is a commotion here at this time, but at this time it is silent.

All the people in the teahouse are savoring the verse Xie Tian just read. The old people who come here to drink tea don’t say they are learning to be rich and five cars, but they all have a little culture, and most of the people here are old people who have tasted all the flavors in the world. Can understand the phrase "all in a joke".

It took a long time for the congregation to regain their senses, and the second floor immediately became like a vegetable market.

"Well, there are so many things in the past and the present, and they are all jokes. This is that there is no alcohol in the teahouse. Otherwise, just by this poem, it is worth getting drunk."

"Yeah, it's worth getting drunk."

"Why haven't I heard this poem?"

"I've never heard of you saying that."

"Me too" "Me too"….

"Could it be that this kid wrote it himself?"

"No, this poem is rare in ancient times. If this kid can write it, he is very talented!"

But if it wasn't for him, the ancients wrote such excellent poems, it's impossible for them to not know about it, and they all looked at Xie Tian in disbelief for a while.

Father Xie also looked straight at Xie Tian, ​​unable to believe that his son could write such poems.

Can not help but everyone began to look forward to Xie Tian's novel.

Xie Tian saw that everyone was not talking, he smiled proudly and started the first appearance of Romance of the Three Kingdoms in this world.

Xie Tian said slowly in a low and magnetic voice: "The first episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms: The heroes of Taoyuan feasting on three knots, and the heroes of the Yellow Turbans are the first to make contributions."

As the saying goes, the general trend of the world, if it is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is united for a long time, it will be divided. At the weekend, the seven kingdoms were divided and merged into Qin. After the Qin Dynasty was destroyed, Chu and Han were divided and merged into Han. The Han Dynasty revolted since Emperor Gaozu cut off the white snake and ruled the world; The reason for the chaos is that it began with the two emperors Huan and Ling. Emperor Huan imprisoned the good, and believed in eunuchs. When Emperor Huan collapsed and Emperor Ling ascended the throne, the generals Dou Wu and Tai Fu Chen Fan assisted each other. At that time, the **** Cao Jie and others tried to gain power, and Dou Wu and Chen Fan plotted to kill him.

To say that the "history" that Xie Tian remembers the most in the dream world is the Three Kingdoms, it is because of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the dream of the golden horse, which makes countless men yearn for it.

In the real world, without Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there would be no countless fans of the Three Kingdoms. The three points at the end of the Han Dynasty are just a piece of history, and they know it but don't understand it.

When Xie Tian mentioned that Zhang Jiao had given the three volumes of the Book of Heaven to Immortal Nanhua, the old men at the bottom were all excited.

Immortals, celestial arts.

"This corner is definitely the protagonist, and it's very lucky to get the immortal to teach the law."

"That's right, how come I don't have such a chance."

Hearing people around him discussing Zhang Jiao, thinking that he is the male protagonist, an old man wearing a shirt with his eyes and hair meticulously combed is not happy.

"No culture, Zhang Jiao was the initiator of the Yellow Turban Uprising at the end of the Han Dynasty, but he was annihilated before the third of the world. How could he be the protagonist? This time, I said that it was a banquet for Taoyuan heroes San Yi, Zhang Jiao San People are brothers and brothers! Don't talk and listen to him."

Obediently, this old man is also a master who knows some history.

Sure enough, what I told the old man later, Zhang Jiao called himself a great teacher, and then gathered a crowd to revolt, and then heard Liu Guan and Zhang three get together in Taoyuan, and then suddenly realized that the protagonists must be these three.

"This is a real man. When the country is in crisis, he will come forward to serve the motherland."

"I don't want to be born in the same month in the same year, but I want to die in the same month in the same year. It's a real brother."

"Come on, old Zhang today, you and I, follow the example of Liu Guanzhang and the three of them, and swore to be brothers of the opposite sex, not asking to be born in the same year and the same month, but to die in the same year and the same month." The old man listened with enthusiasm and pulled himself. Companions will kowtow.

The old man pushed the old man away and said, "It's not a shame, you, you hate me so much, you are 20 years older than me, and I died in the same year and month as you."

"Ha ha ha ha."

These old men on the second floor were laughing and laughing, and the old man who was going to swoop in before also smiled embarrassingly. Yes, my adult is 20 years old, and I want to die in the same year and the same month as others, this is not harmful.

Of course it was all a joke. Then I heard Xie Tian talk about how Liu Bei made a double sword for himself, Guan Yu made a blue dragon and a moon sword, and Zhang Fei made an eight-point spear. He wore armor and brought 500 warriors to vote for Liu Yan. 50,000, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhang Fei slashed with a spear and bayonet and read a limerick after winning the two generals.

"The hero Lu Ying is now,

Try the spear, try the knife.

At the beginning, it will show its power,

Three points to mark the name. "

A gavel appeared one by one.

"it is good!"

The tea guests applauded.

This applause alarmed the tea customers on the first floor. The tea customers on the first floor were all thinking about what the second floor was doing, so they asked the waiter to go up and take a look. On the second floor, I listened to Xie Tian's talk about the Three Kingdoms. When people on the first floor saw that the waiter didn't come down, another tea customer came up to see what happened. This is, if you come up, you don't have to leave, just keep it.

Seeing that this one didn't come down, someone went up again. This is to leave one for one. Slowly, there was no one on this floor. Even the waiter went to the second floor when he arrived at the tea customer. This time, the second floor was full. The crowd was so full that people could not sit down, and the tea customers who had no place to sit were not in a hurry, so I just stood and listened.

So many people woke up to Father Xie, who had already been fascinated. Seeing that the waiter was listening to the book here, no one was working, which made him angry and shouted.

"stop."

Xie Tian heard his father's call to stop, so he stopped talking, looked at his father doubtfully, and thought, "Okay, what's wrong with the old man."

Here will thank Tian just to mention that Huangfu Song used a scheme to set fire to the yellow turban. Before, Liu Bei’s troops were ambushed in three ways, so these old men were surging with enthusiasm. This is a big scene, fire attack! But let Father Xie stop it, and Father Xie has provoked public anger.

With a "bang", the tea guests all slapped the table and said angrily to Father Xie: "What do you mean, old thank you!"

"That's right, why don't you say it?"

"Xiaotian, hurry up and talk about it, don't pay attention to the old man."

The whole second floor is filled with the voice of crusade against Father Xie. It is no wonder that these people are so angry. There is no such novel in this world that describes the bravery of generals and the strategies of strategists. What kind of ambush, fire attack? Heard it! And where does this history have such a wonderful description in this novel?

Father Xie hurriedly apologized to the tea guests: "Young masters, look at what's going on around you, I'll make arrangements."

Only then did these tea guests realize that the second floor was almost out of place.

"I'll make arrangements and talk about it later."

"What did you arrange for Xiaotian to stop!"

"If I don't call stop, I'll miss a paragraph." Well, this is Father Xie who made this bunch of people wait for him.

Father Xie came to the waiters, and before he could speak, the waiters spoke first.

"Uncle Xie, why don't you tell me?"

"That's right, I'll talk about it later, let Brother Tian talk about it first."

Father Xie was so angry, I asked you to come and listen to the book, "Speaking of a fart, it's all messed up if you don't look at it, all work for me."

"Uncle, what are you doing? Isn't this person on the second floor?"

"On the first floor, if you don't leave anyone, you don't even know if you come up and lose things."

A few waiters look at me, I see you don't want to go downstairs.

Father Xie pointed a finger and said, "Yang Zi, you go down."

"Why!" This Yang Zi quit, why can they stay on the second floor, I will go downstairs.

"Just because I'm the boss!"

This Yang Zi is also a violent master. As soon as he took off his clothes and threw it on the ground, he said, "I'm quitting, I'll drink tea here." , shouted to Father Xie: "Old Xie, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, come to a pot of tea." Well, uncle stopped shouting, and called Lao Xie directly, this child is a bit stubborn!

An old man who was sitting at the same table with Yang Zi kicked him to the ground when he heard the words, scolding: "Little bunny, you can call Lao Xie."

Why does this old man beat Yang Zi, because he is Yang Zi's father, and the waiters in the teahouse of Father Xie are all children from the surrounding neighborhoods. This father of Yang Zi is younger than Father Xie, and he usually says thank you every time he sees Father Xie. Brother shouted, his son, in front of so many people, shouted thank you, father and mother, to let others think of him, what kind of tutor he is.

"Dad, why are you hitting me?"

"Don't call me dad, call me Lao Yang."

"Hey! Lao Yang, what are you beating me for?" This child is so obedient that he can call him whatever he wants. That's what he said, this child is a bit stubborn!

Xie Tian didn't expect to be so popular. It's not a problem to go on like this, so he said to Father Xie, "Dad, why don't I talk on the first floor."

When Father Xie heard it, this is fine. Anyway, these people just wanted to listen to the son's talk about the Three Kingdoms, so it must be where the son is going. Moreover, this floor is more spacious than the second floor, so I don't have to worry about no one on the first floor throwing things.

Xie Tian didn't have to move anything, just woke up with a folding fan and went down to the first floor.

Seeing that Xie Tian had left, the tea guests shouted, "What's the matter, why did people leave?"

"that is."

"There are still a lot of guests who don't have seats. Let's listen to the next floor. The first floor is spacious."

As soon as Father Xie finished speaking, he saw these people shouting, and they all ran to the first floor, and there was no one on the second floor.

"Hey! Don't talk about it for now, I'll talk about it when I get there" Father Xie shouted, and ran off.

Seeing everyone sit down, Xie Tian cleared his throat and said, "Raise your hand if you want tea and dried fruit."