MTL - Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 2 You'll be depressed when I'm done

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  Chapter 2 When I finish, you will be depressed

   "Doctor Chen, hello."

   Zhou Kexin, who is usually carefree, now looks shy.

   Question marks filled the screen in the two live broadcast rooms.

   "???"

   "I haven't seen you for a few days, why did Miss Zhou become like this?"

   "Is this still the sister Zhou I know?"

   "Believe it or not, I'm just two punches."

  Chen Yu was not affected by the barrage, and responded with a smile: "Hello, I heard that you have psychological problems and want to consult me?"

   "Well, recently I've been feeling tired all day long, I can't sleep, and I'm irritable." Zhou Kexin nodded.

   "Is it caused by psychological problems?"

  “Have you ever had no fun doing anything, blamed yourself, sinned, felt bad about yourself, and didn’t want to socialize with others?”

   "That's not going to happen."

  Chen Yu asked several questions one after another, but judging from Zhou Kexin's answer and performance, Chen Yu didn't feel like he had a psychological problem.

   "Well, you turn off the beauty filter, and I'll help you take a look."

  Chen Yu intends to directly use the ability of Tianjice, no matter what the cause is, he will know it.

"good."

  Zhou Kexin replied subconsciously, but immediately felt that she had heard it wrong.

   Isn't it normal that she should be given a psychological test?

  Although she didn't go to the hospital, she also checked online how she would be screened for mental illness if she went to the hospital.

   "Doctor Chen, what did you just say about the beauty filter?" Zhou Kexin repeated in disbelief.

  "Yes, the ancients often said that appearance comes from the heart, that is, the external appearance of a person will be affected by the inner heart or state of mind."

  Chen Yu said seriously.

   "Even a person's personality, thoughts and experiences can be expressed from facial features."

   "How is it possible?" Zhou Kexin blurted out.

   She thinks it is still possible to tell a person's personality from the face, but the experience is a bit over.

   And how does it feel like fortune telling?

  However, Zhou Kexin turned off the beauty filter.

  Her character is like this, willing to try and explore the unknown.

   "Doctor Chen, look good?" Zhou Kexin, who was more confident about her bare makeup, said slightly naughty.

  The water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

   "Anchor, do you believe this?"

   "If it wasn't for the official invitation, I would have thought it was a liar."

   "Absolutely impossible. I am a psychology student. I have a micro-expression psychology, which can reveal people's true feelings and emotions based on the facial expressions that flash in an instant, but it is impossible to understand people's experiences just by looking at their faces."

   "Why bother so much, isn't it good? Just to see if the gap will be big after sister Zhou turns off the beauty face."

   "Hey, Sister Zhou still has no makeup, she's so pretty."

   "..."

  In fact, there is no need to turn off the beauty filter, Chen Yu can also use "Tianji Strategies".

  It just looks too outrageous for a face that has the effect of beautifying the skin and does not see the facial features and complexion at all.

  Chen Yu closed his eyes slightly, then opened them again.

  Zhou Kexin's life and destiny flashed before his eyes like a movie.

  Just when Zhou Kexin was about to ask.

   "The hairline in the middle of your forehead protrudes downwards, forming a pointed peck, which is called the golden rooster pecking Yintang, also known as the beauty point."

"this one?"

  Zhou Kexin glanced up and raised her hand to touch her forehead.

   "What can this tell?"

  Chen Yu said unhurriedly: "It means that your parents divorced when you were young, and you lack family care."

   "As a result, your personality is particularly persistent, but your studies are not satisfactory. After graduating from junior high school, you can't get into high school, so you can only go to technical secondary school."

  "In order not to be bullied, he acts tough on the outside, but is actually very weak on the inside."

   "After graduating from technical secondary school, you wanted to make a name for yourself, but you were looked down upon because of your low education, and you hit a wall everywhere."

   "You can only work in an anime-themed coffee shop. By chance, you and other working girls formed a girl group to debut."

   "Although she has a passion, the immaturity of the girl group idol industry and the packaging promotion did not achieve the best results, and finally nothing happened."

   "However, in the process of being a girl group, you accidentally came into contact with the e-sports industry."

   "You seized the opportunity to become a game anchor through learning, and gained a large number of fans of water friends by virtue of your strong ability to live."

  Zhou Kexin just smiled, not surprised.

   Chen Yu mentioned these experiences, she more or less talked about them during the live broadcast.

  Although it is not so detailed, as long as you follow the information she told, you can still find it.

  As for family situation and early life experience, Zhou Kexin didn't think there was anything wrong, instead she used her own experience to persuade fans to study hard.

   For this reason, it also attracted many fans.

  By the way, this handsome Dr. Chen knows her so well. Could it be her fan?

   Or is it the information provided to him by the official for the sake of program effect?

   "Doctor Chen, is my fan too?"

  Chen Yu heard the meaning of Zhou Kexin's words, and obviously still didn't believe him.

   "Let me tell you something that no one else knows."

   "When you were in technical secondary school, a senior sister threatened to beat you up."

   "You have always been very cowardly, you are too scared to live on campus, and you take the bus home every day."

   "One time when you came home from evening class, you were followed by someone..."

   "Stop talking." Zhou Kexin's complexion changed drastically at this time, and she interrupted quickly.

  At that time, she was young, she was so frightened, she didn't tell her parents when she went back, and she didn't mention it to anyone after that.

   It can be said that it is impossible for anyone to know about this.

"good."

  Chen Yu nodded, but did not continue.

  The water friends in the live broadcast room were not calm anymore, they posted bullet screens one after another, covering the entire live broadcast room in an instant.

   "No way, is this true?"

   "Sister Zhou will not be..."

   "Don't talk nonsense, it might be okay."

   "The anchor, tell me, what happened next."

   Zhou Kexin saw that the water friend was thinking crookedly, and was about to explain.

  Chen Yu has already spoken: "The back is not what you imagined."

   "Although your sister Zhou is cowardly, she won't scare you softly. In the end, she ran very fast."

  Zhou Kexin blushed a little.

   Then he looked at Chen Yu with incredulous eyes and asked, "How did you know about this?"

  Chen Yu's face did not change at all: "Naturally, it can be seen from your face."

   "Impossible, I don't believe it."

   "This is all scientifically based. People's emotions will affect neurotransmitters, which in turn will change people's faces."

  As soon as these words came out, Zhou Kexin, who only had a junior high school education, was stunned for a moment.

  The live broadcast room was surprisingly consistent.

   "The plot is good, I almost believed it."

   "Okay, stop acting, score 8 out of 100."

   "Sister Zhou, your acting skills are good, you can develop into the film and television industry."

   "If it can be seen, I will wear a bikini in public."

   "Hmm...I think it could be true."

"really."

  Almost all water friends do not believe that Chen Yu can tell Zhou Kexin's previous experience just by looking at his face.

   Obviously preparing in advance for program effects.

   "Doctor Chen, have you seen the reason why I'm not in good spirits recently?"

  Zhou Kexin knew that no matter how she explained, the water friends would not believe it, so she suppressed the doubts in her heart and asked the purpose of this mic connection.

   "Is it depression?"

  Chen Yu shook his head: "No."

  Just when Zhou Kexin was about to ask why.

  Chen Yu said again: "But when I tell the reason, you will be depressed."

  (end of this chapter)