MTL - The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down-Chapter 219 Baishi came to the door, Qingxuan was ecstatic, He Kun scolded his mother

  Chapter 219 Baishi came to the door, Qingxuan was ecstatic, He Kun scolded his mother

  A corner of the old block.

  Jiangzong disciples are constantly amazed around an automatic cotton candy machine. They are attracted by the smell of cotton candy. In ancient times, sugar was a very precious thing, even for monks, it was relatively rare.

   Rare things are more expensive, there is no modern huge industrial chain, and many modern condiments can be sold at high prices in the practice world. The vast majority of practitioners are mediocre. They are no different from ordinary people. They don't need to eat grains but they are still trapped in their appetites.

   Then what amazed them was the exquisiteness of the automatic cotton machine, and the structure of the entire cotton machine came into view under the perception of spiritual consciousness. Among them, those mechanical structures that are unknown but can be combined to exert a certain effect made their eyes shine.

  Qiu Yelong and Shao Shiyan

   "Brother Qiu, you were the number one swordsmith in the school at that time, can you see any clues?"

  Qiu Yelong was the swordsmith of Jianzong at that time. According to the structure of the modern government, he belonged to the military manufacturing of the Ministry of War. One of the most core departments in a sect, and the rest are elixir and teaching skills. Basically, large sects will realize the internal circulation of cultivation resources, otherwise they are not worthy of being called big sects.

   After all, magic tools and elixir are equivalent to modern weapons and energy sources. Both of these things must rely on outsiders, and they can never be called a big country.

  The kind of sect that specializes in alchemy is regarded as heresy in the eyes of the great sect, and can only rely on others to watch the face of the strong. Therefore, none of the sects that have been passed down for more than 10,000 years is dedicated to a certain skill, even if it is like Jianzong, it has to develop two ways of alchemy.

  However, there will be differences between the two methods of alchemy and utensils due to different sects. The alchemy is similar, but the utensils need to be tailor-made. Jianzong only makes swords and does not make the rest.

Qiu Yelong stroked the stubble of his chin and thought for a moment before he said leisurely: "This thing is made of steel. It is very precise, and it is densely covered with lightning. But it is mainly electricity, supplemented by utensils. The core is a small piece the size of a palm. Greenskin."

   "Do you want to buy it?"

Suddenly a voice came from behind, and the disciples of the Sword Sect turned their heads together. The scarred faces made the passers-by take two steps back in fright. Seeing their ancient costumes, they couldn't help asking: "Your clothes are not bad, what are you wearing?" Were those scars makeup? Or was it broadcasting?"

   Then he looked around for no apparent reason, and only saw two young people a few steps away, one of whom was holding a mobile phone, but he didn't take any pictures.

   "Isn't it a live broadcast? There are no exhibitions recently."

  The disciples of Jianzong didn't answer, but silently moved out of the way and looked at him indifferently. Being stared at by a dozen people covered in scars, the passer-by swallowed unconsciously, and took a half step back.

   But considering that his "little leader" was clamoring for marshmallows, he could only bite the bullet and go forward to scan the QR code with his mobile phone. Immediately afterwards, the transparent cover of the cotton candy machine opened automatically, and there was an exclamation immediately, and the mysterious people with scars stretched their necks to look at him.

"oh oh!!"

"I see."

  Passers-by suspect that they have been caught in some kind of spoof video recording. There are many such videos on the Internet, with fancy costumes or some kind of script to tease others.

  Thinking of this, he couldn't help speeding up the movements of his hands, picked up the bamboo stick and quickly rolled up a marshmallow, turned around and left.

Perhaps it was because he walked too fast that the cotton candy machine was not turned off, and the tiny candy strands were hovering in the air. The disciples of Jianzong gathered around and picked up the bamboo sticks in a similar manner, and turned out a fist-sized cotton candy .

   "Candy can be pulled into such a small size, like clouds, and like cotton, no wonder it is called cotton candy."

   "This thing has reached the subtle state."

  Yu Nannan picked up the marshmallow and took a sip, then widened her eyes and said, "Sacred weapon!"

   Passers-by who had already walked more than ten meters away heard the exclamation behind them, and couldn't help cursing inwardly: "Crazy, or just pretending to be crazy for the traffic, what's wrong with doing something."

  Suddenly, the cotton candy machine stopped spitting out candy. Yu Nannan, who had been playing with cotton candy just now, became a little anxious. She slapped it, and with a loud noise, a handprint was left on the iron sheet on the side.

   "Is the artifact broken? Why is there no marshmallow?"

   "I got it! Nan Nan stepped aside and let Master Qiu come. This thing is driven by thunder. Just now the man held up a strange cube, and the core inside gave off a little thunder, which drove the thing."

  Chou Yelong's magic power was injected into it repeatedly while talking, and soon the cotton candy machine made a huge noise, and a large amount of cotton candy was spit out.

  Ten minutes later, everyone left with a ball of marshmallow bigger than their head, walking aimlessly in this lively neighborhood. Since they did not camouflage, their scars and ancient costumes are very eye-catching. During the period, many people came forward to ask for pictures.

   But no one sees them as outliers, or casts fearful glances.

  Because there are not many people wearing ancient costumes, and there are countless people dressed as ancient knights, especially after the recent popularity of practice. No one would think that these people are all reincarnations, and they all once walked in troubled times with their swords. They are just a group of young people who like retro service and costume play lovers.

  Everyone can also perceive the strong inclusiveness of Hyundai, and the timidity at the beginning has become more and more open. And in a short period of time, by imitating and observing others, I gradually figured out some modern rules of life.

   Li Yi and the others did not follow behind them all the time, but found a restaurant to sit down, ordered a few side dishes, and ordered a few bottles of high-quality liquor to drink.

  As soon as he drank, He Kun talked more, and began to chatter about Li Yi and Jianxian. Of course, it was inevitable to ask, are you planning to have children?

"Brother Li, you are not young anymore. It's time to have a child. It happens that your cultivation base is still low, and there are many cases of giving birth to children in the golden elixir period. I heard that there is a elixir in the Medicine King Valley, which can greatly improve the ability of monks to have children. probability."

   Li Yi said: "I know the elixir, if you let me refine it, you can make the golden elixir conceive a child."

   Fertility is the most difficult thing for a monk besides crossing the catastrophe. The higher the cultivation level, the lower the chance of giving birth to a monk. During the qi training period, you can still be the same as ordinary people, and the possibility of giving birth will be lower the later you go, so you don't have to think about it.

   Rabbit used to be very concerned about this, so naturally research on various elixirs was indispensable, but it was a pity that the bamboo basket fetched water in the end. The elixirs that can work on Huashen are precious medicines that are rare in a thousand years, and the thousand-year-old medicine that is designed to make people pregnant has not appeared so far.

  It is a rule that strong individuals have low fertility, and the fertility of human beings can be ranked last. Cats, dogs, snakes and pigs are a litter all their lives, and humans need to be pregnant for 8 months. When giving birth, it is like passing through the gate of hell.

  The ability to feed so many people now depends on the development of science and technology.

   "However, I don't have any thoughts in this regard. In the final analysis, raising offspring is for inheritance, and I don't need inheritance."

   Li Yi didn't want to wait until a certain year in the future to bury everyone. At the same time, it's not like he hasn't been a father before. At the beginning, Qingxuan and Dushi made him worry a lot, as well as some little guys.

  Of course he doesn't deny that this busyness does bring him some fun, but Li Yi doesn't want to do it again. Many things are happy to recall, but the process makes him mentally and physically exhausted.

  For example, when Dushi used a butcher knife in his hand, the killing was called a dark world. But the methods are too rough and the work is not clean enough, which always makes some people run away. Once these people lose their Buddhist identity, they are basically no different from demons, and they are even more unscrupulous in their actions.

  Li Changsheng could only follow behind to deal with the aftermath, lest these people go to the mundane world to do massacres.

   "Junior Sister always thinks about it."

  He Kun just finished speaking and recalled the temper of his junior sister, it was hard to imagine his junior sister as a mother.

   "Yun Shu didn't have such an idea either, besides, the two of us are no longer golden cores, and our own morality is also an obstacle." Li Yi's words broke He Kun's thoughts and made him shake his head and sigh, looking very disappointed.

  If the two really had children, he could have them call him grandpa or uncle. Moreover, they are relatively cold-tempered, and having a child can always improve, so as not to be too forgetful later.

  But considering the cultivation of the two, it should be impossible to have children.

  He Kun drank a few sips of wine, and then asked: "How is your relationship with Yun Shu? I remember that you two used to respect each other like guests. I asked my junior sister if I had **** and I was beaten."

   "Very good." Li Yi nodded without thinking, thinking in his mind that he seemed to have been making Yun Shu angry since his reincarnation.

   It was the first time to scold myself, the first time to get angry with him, and the first time to cut him.

   Should be considered good, right?

   "How good is it?" He Kun asked curiously.

  He is not a person who likes to gossip, but he is very curious about the relationship between Li Yi and his junior sister. After all, he is clear about their tempers, and he is very curious whether the two of them will do some familiar things, such as having sex.

   "Why are you asking so many questions like an old lady?"

   "Just curious, no matter how you say, I brought up my junior sister."

   Before Li Yi answered, Qingxuan had already said: "As far as I know, it should be a good night in the same bed, and the sword fairy even fought with other women for the sake of the elder."

   "Hiss! Junior sisters are jealous." He Kun took a breath and looked very surprised, and then sighed: "Although Brother Li is not good-looking, he can always please girls. Maybe this is because of his talent."

   It's normal for Li Yi's talent and character to be sought after by others, as long as Li Yi doesn't let his junior sister down.

  Qingxuan's eyes moved slightly, and he said: "The fight at that time was so fierce that the whole of China was shaken, and Pindao also had to use retreat as an excuse to avoid the edge."

   "There is someone who can compete with junior sister, who is this strange woman?" He Kun asked curiously.

   Seeing his appearance, Qingxuan became very playful for a while, and he already understood in his heart that this person did not know the love life of the fairy. Otherwise, with his relationship with Sword Immortal, it would be impossible to be so calm.

  How would he react if he knew how many confidante Xianchang had?

Qingxuan thought about it, and then continued: "That man is the marshal of the Qin State, he should be the number one general in the world, and his soldiers and horses are as large as a million. Don't underestimate the army of this world, its destructive power is as powerful as that of the Yuanying or even Even bigger, ordinary monks dare not fight against it."

"It's really a strange woman. Commanding soldiers and horses is not as easy as fighting monks, and even several times more difficult." He Kun praised without hesitation. He was born in troubled times and saw many wars, and he didn't underestimate ordinary generals too much. heart of.

  Using Li Changsheng's words, whether he is good or not depends on where he stands, not what he has achieved.

  You can’t compare mortals with monks, nor can you compare qi training with Nascent Soul, so it doesn’t make any sense.

"Brother Li, I'm really envious of being able to please so many strange women. If it weren't for the closure of many sects back then, there may be more than one Acacia devil, and some women from the righteous school. I can't hold it anymore. After all, monks are human beings, and men are most unable to control the pursuit of beauties, let alone beauties with almost the same level of cultivation."

   "Brother Li didn't respond to that female devil back then, which made people admirable. Junior sister and you are Taoist companions. I am very pleased."

   Having said this, He Kun couldn't help remembering that he didn't stop his junior sister from looking for Li Changsheng, but instead helped him a lot. Now it seems that his vision of seeing people is far superior to that of the Great Elder, and also far superior to that of the world.

  The world is dull, but my eyes are better than the world. This is wise and powerful.

   "cough cough cough"

   Li Yi spit out the wine as soon as he took a sip.

   "What's wrong, Brother Li?"

  He Kun looked puzzled, while Qing Xuan smiled contentedly.

   "Nothing." Li Yi shook his head.

  Maybe it was because of the bad weather, his cell phone vibrated, and some enlightenment appeared in his heart.

  Looking down, it was a message from Shiraishi.

  【Baishi】: I'm outside your community.

  Hmm. If I let Baishi come, Elder He should not have any objections, right?

  [Li Yi]: I am at the nearby Xuande Centennial Restaurant.

  [Baishi]: Yes.

  At this time, He Kun obviously didn't realize there was any problem, and began to brag to Qing Xuan about his vision back then.

"Nephew, you should not have been born back then. Brother Li and Xue Ye became Taoist couples, which caused quite a stir in the practice world. I don't know how many geniuses were heartbroken by it. Some elders in the sect even wanted to separate the two of them. , but I (Golden Danqi) beat them back. Now you see, brother Li has achieved such an achievement, and my big brother's vision is better than that of everyone in the world."

   One nephew, one uncle.

  He didn’t forget to take advantage of others while eating and drinking, Qingxuan’s face turned dark when he heard it, but the next second he smiled, very happily.

  He saw a woman in a black sweater and a mask walking in at the door, showing only silver pupils. When she walked, she lowered her head and shrank her head for fear of bumping into other people. She looked very timid.

   After reading her profile, Qingxuan can only lament that big ups and downs can easily change a person's temperament. The former rich lady became a migrant worker living in the basement, her parents each had a family, and her sweetheart became a vegetable again.

   In this case, let alone a mortal, it is doomed for a monk. There are quite a few monks Qingxuan who go crazy in order to save his sweetheart, and countless parents.

   But right now he just wants to laugh, laugh out loud.

  The woman looked left and right, then walked straight towards them.

  He Kun slightly raised his head to look at the woman, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "Brother Li, look at that person with the aura of heaven, she is walking towards us."

  The woman with white pupils came behind Li Yi, stretched out her hand and gently tugged at the corner of his clothes, and let out a fragile and happy laugh.

   "Hey, fake Taoist priest, I... I just passed by, so I just wanted to see you."

  Brother Li knows?

  He Kun showed a puzzled look.

   "Have you eaten yet? Let's go together if you haven't eaten." Li Yi said with a normal expression.

  In this situation, others would be very nervous or even panicked, but Li Yi only felt a little troubled, but did not panic.

  There is no other reason, Elder He can't beat himself.

   "Oh~"

  The woman who covered herself tightly and only showed a pair of silver pupils sat next to Li Yi very naturally, clinging to Li Yi like a kitten. The two of them didn't do anything out of the ordinary, but the distance was a bit too close.

  He Kun asked: "Brother Li, who is this?"

Before Li Yi could answer, Qingxuan beside him couldn't help but rush to answer: "Uncle, this is the confidante of the Immortal Elder, who is a life-saving grace for the Immortal Elder. If it weren't for Miss Baishi, the Immortal Elder's It may not be possible to preserve the physical body until now, which can be described as the grace of consummation."

   "Uncle, why don't you speak?"

  At this moment, he is Qingxuan, and he is willing to call you Uncle!

   Meng Jun’s new book, just collect it directly

  (end of this chapter)