MTL - The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism-Chapter 1499 Monk attracted by a chicken

"Tong, fifty tolls." Said a bald man sitting at the mouth of the village.

As soon as Founder heard it, he was dumbfounded: "Is this a toll?"

The man came over and pointed at the village road: "The road in the village was repaired in the village. Have you paid for the tolls? Either give money or detour."

Founder Road: "Amitabha, the donor, the poor monk is a monk and has no money."

"Hey ... is your monk lying without blushing? Is there no money? No money, where did your car come from? No money, what fuel do you use? Take alcohol?" Bald smiled.

Fang Zhengshun took out an alcohol bottle and handed it to him, "It really burns alcohol."

"No ... aren't you TM teasing me? Are you rich? Don't have money!"

Founder was helpless for a while, but no one believed it in truth.

Just then, Founder saw a sign on the road and frowned, "Donor, is this road repaired by the state?"

"I said that the village repairs are what the village repairs. Are you annoyed by this monk? Either give money or get out, understand?" The bald fiercely said.

Founder: "Okay, then I'll take a detour."

After that, Founder patted the steering wheel and said, "Reverse ..."

The broken car hummed, didn't move, it seemed to be asleep.

Founder was helpless for a while, and continued to shoot the steering wheel: "Broken car, reverse!"

There was a purr from the sound of the broken car ...

Fang Zheng looked at the bald man awkwardly, while the bald man looked at Fang Zheng with a silly expression, and said, "Are you stupid, or do you treat me as a stupid? You broken car, but also TM voice control?"

Founder: "I can't drive."

"You can't drive, why did you drive? Did the salted fish behind you drive?" The bald man felt like he was going crazy, what the **** did he encounter today?

Founder looked at the salty fish behind him and said, "He may be better than a poor monk."

The bald man said, "Get out!"

Founder was speechless for a while, this could hardly communicate well ...

At this moment, a car BMW came over, and the bald man's eyes suddenly turned on, pointing at the Founder's Road: "Be honest, don't look at it blindly!"

Founder didn't understand what that meant, so he saw another man approaching him. The man had a short flat head and was wearing loose clothes on a hot day. The two reached out and stopped the car.

Founder heard the bald head and said to the driver, "It costs one hundred to enter the village."

Founder was speechless for a while, and the price was even arbitrary.

"So expensive? Forget it, let's make a detour." The BMW driver apparently didn't want to pay the money and was going to reverse.

At this time, Fang Zheng saw the flat-headed man walking around the back of the car, pulled out a chicken from loose clothes and threw it at the other side of the car.

The bald signaled the other party to reverse ...

As soon as the BMW driver reversed the car, the flat-headed man called out, "Stop! Overwhelming my chicken!"

Founder cannot see the position of the chicken at this angle, but Founder knows that the chicken reacts very quickly. If it is a normal chicken, throw it out from the flat head, and when the car goes backward, the chicken can jump to the flat head. Let's make a nest.

But the chicken didn't seem to run, which was a problem.

"Master, it seems like a bastard." The salted fish got up and looked back.

Founder said: "Oh, bastards, okay, look down for the teacher."

After that, Founder got off.

The bald head also saw Founder get out of the car, but the bald head obviously didn't have time to deal with the Founder, but after giving him a nosy look, he said to the BMW driver: "Brother, you have pressed my brother's chicken."

"How is that possible?" BMW driver said.

"You go and see for yourself, your legs are crushed." Bald said.

BMW got out of the car and looked at it. Sure enough, a chicken was lying on the back of the car with his legs folded ...

"Impossible, if I pressed, the chicken should be in front of the car, you are still behind." BMW driver said.

"What do you mean? Did we lie to you for money?" The flat-headed man was unwilling, leaned his head up, and looked fierce, as if to hit someone the next moment.

The BMW driver said, "I don't mean anything else, I mean ... I didn't press this chicken."

"Who didn't press you? I just saw it clearly. It was you." The flat-headed man said fiercely.

Bald took a cigarette and lighted it, and said, "Brother, when you press it, press it. Don't admit it, my younger brother is not very good-tempered. But then again, I didn't see you pressed, but Well, this chicken is really stingy ... want me to say, or you buy the chicken back? Authentic rural chicken, you won't lose. "

The BMW man looked at the bald head and then the flat-headed man. Obviously he didn't want to cause trouble, so he asked, "How much is it?"

"Five hundred!" The flat-headed man said.

"What? Five hundred? You Jinjin?" The BMW man was anxious.

"One thousand!" The flat-headed man doubled the price immediately.

"No ... you don't care about your brother?" The BMW man said.

"One thousand and five!" The flat-headed man continued to raise prices, and at the same time he took out a big horn from his arms and shouted in the direction of the village: "Let's all come out and see! Foreigners have entered the village and run wild! The chicken doesn't lose money! Can this let him go? "

This throat shouted, and suddenly a group of people ran out of the village, some with pickaxes and some with sickles, five big and three thick, hula hugged the BMW car.

One by one, "Ping Yuan, what's the matter?"

"Oh, isn't this your chicken? It's all like this?"

"How do you drive a car? Believe me or not I knock on you!"

"Stop saying nothing and smashed his car!"

"Yes! Smash!"

A group of people shuddered and smashed the car.

When the BMW driver heard it, he quickly called out, "Don't stop, don't ... I'm not under pressure."

"You didn't press it, did we press it?" Cried the man holding the pickaxe.

"That is, you don't give a story today, you and your car, don't want to leave!"

"Correct!"

A group of people shouted, and at the same time kept approaching, the arms in their hands were also raised, and the pressure was increasing ...

The BMW driver was scared with sweat ...

The bald head threw the flue in his hand: "Brother, you should pay as much as you want. If you don't, you can't go out."

After saying that, the bald head told Pingyuan: "Brother, people didn't mean it. You lifted it to 2,000 at once, too much. Less points ... Ah?"

Pingyuan said indifferently: "One thousand! One point less!"

The bald head said to the driver, "I've done my best, you can do it."

BMW driver said: "It's too much ... just a chicken."

The bald head nodded, threw the cigarette **** in his hand, and backed up two steps: "This is not a chicken problem ... I'll call you an ambulance for a while."

During the conversation, the others have gathered up ...

The BMW driver quickly called out, "I'll give it! Isn't it OK for me to give money?"

People stopped, and Pingyuan said nothing, and reached out, meaning giving money.

The BMW driver is crying, but what can he do under the roof? I had to dig out my wallet ...

Just then, a voice suddenly sounded, "It seems that you made the chicken yourself?"