My Life with Narration-Chapter 229 - 228: Comedienne Tang Nan

"You call this a celebrity?"

Watching the woman on the sofa, sobbing her heart out, tears streaming down without any regard for her image, Su Qing couldn't help but look at the photo on his phone and ask Shen Yi, who was watching the fun and laughing wildly beside him.

Honestly, the door to his house might as well not exist. Shen Yi can come in, the landlady can bring in Shen Yi, Su He can enter, and now there's another strange woman in his house—who could handle this?

The key point is, through the introduction of the landlady and Shen Yi, they said this woman is Tang Nan, that Tang Nan, the big star.

This left him at a loss. Since when could celebrities come to his house? This is quite the leap in class!

Even though he's not a fan of celebrities, especially girl groups and idols, he does know a few famous people in the entertainment industry.

As for Tang Nan, to be honest, she looks good, has a great figure, not any worse than the landlady and Shen Yi. However, her acting is average, and she can't sing or dance. He only knows from the internet that she started as a model.

And Tang Nan is indeed an artist he knows—not because she's famous, but she appeared more in variety shows in recent years. Being a network professional, he's come across some variety shows and naturally knows her name.

Yet, someone from the entertainment industry and someone like him from the police station, short video world, and stock market shouldn't have any connection.

Unless she was caught soliciting prostitution, which would create a link, but with so many female celebrities in the industry, he's never heard of anyone getting caught for that, which seems unlikely.

The only explanation then is that this woman knows Shen Yi and the landlady.

"Didn't you find her photo on your phone? Does it look like her? I told you, the online beauty filters are too strong. Anyone becomes a beauty or handsome guy in photos. Look at her, isn't she much uglier than in the photos?" Shen Yi laughed, her words full of sarcasm without caring about the person's presence right across from her.

Talking badly about someone right to their face, that's a new level.

It's obvious that she is in a very good mood now.

Originally, she was supposed to work today and even had a meeting in the afternoon, but unexpectedly, Wen Nanqing asked her to come back urgently, saying something big happened.

As a result, when she rushed back in a hurry, she found out that a certain gossip girl had come over and openly demanded to see Su Qing, claiming she was there to check on her brother-in-law.

At this, Shen Yi suddenly felt overwhelmed.

This is why she initially kept Su Qing's information under wraps so the other party wouldn't know. She knew this woman was unreliable, and sure enough, she came over.

But no matter what, since she had already come, it wasn't possible to send her back. So the three sat together to catch up.

Unexpectedly, when Wen Nanqing mentioned she was now Su Qing's neighbor in this neighborhood, Tang Nan insisted on visiting. Initially, she was next door, but since her room lacked not only fruits but anything edible, with her fridge cleaner than her face, she shamelessly came over to Su Qing's for food and drink.

Of course, this was at the suggestion of Wen Nanqing and insisted upon by Tang Nan, and she couldn't turn her down.

When she saw Tang Nan using her fingerprint to unlock the door next door, Tang Nan put on a cunning expression like a frog always touching your belly.

Saying she had seen through her and to stop pretending, as both were sophisticated "foxes" pretending to be naive.

To this, Shen Yi gave up trying to intervene, and the three settled comfortably in the room to chat until the main event unfolded when the host returned.

"Not really, but are you sure this is her?" Su Qing looked at Tang Nan on the sofa, with tears and snot flowing, devoid of any female entertainer's image, and couldn't link her to the sexy, cool goddess in the photo.

Good looks are good looks, he doesn't deny that. Besides, in the entertainment world, how many unattractive people are there?

The two sat on the other end of the sofa, their voices lowered though not hidden from others, as he expressed his doubts.

"What did you say, how do I not look like her? Look at this nose, eyes, mouth, what doesn't resemble her? Tell me!" Tang Nan, upon hearing this, felt somewhat explosive.

She came to see her brother-in-law, but her first impression of her brother-in-law wasn't great, since he didn't lend a hand and even seemed to shy away, watching with open eyes as she, the great beauty, made a complete fool of herself by landing on the floor.

Fortunately, this was at home because if paparazzi had captured this outside, she'd be on the headlines the next day. She had already thought of a headline for it.

"Renowned Female Star's Accidental Fall Leads to Unintentional Leak, the Man Beside Her Turns a Blind Eye: A Distortion of Humanity or a Degradation of Morality?"

Facing the woman who was indignant and seemed ready to leap forward to hit him, Su Qing calmly uttered two words:

"Snot."

Upon hearing this, Tang Nan was stunned and didn't react: "Huh?"

"He said you have snot hanging on your face, which doesn't match the photos, hahaha!" Shen Yi's laughed without restraint.

Hearing this, Tang Nan suddenly burst with anger, about to stand up and argue with the two, but as soon as she exerted force, a big snot bubble appeared with a 'pop' sound beneath her nose.

Instantly, the room fell silent.

The next second, Tang Nan squatted down on the spot, covering her face with both hands, and wailed loudly: "Waa~~ My image, my image!"

In contrast, Shen Yi was already at the peak of laughter, unable to make a sound, only able to slap the sofa vigorously to vent her inner joy.

Su Qing struggled to suppress his laughter, mainly because laughing along seemed a bit unethical—after all, they weren't well-acquainted.

Wen Nanqing, who was applying ice to Tang Nan's elbow, couldn't help but burst out laughing but quickly controlled herself. Being the elder sister, she held back after a few laughs and tossed a cushion at Shen Yi, saying:

"Alright, you two are bullying poor Xiao Tang too much, you're taking it too far!"

Upon saying that, she gently patted Tang Nan's head and laughed softly: "You too, being so dramatic out of nowhere, see what you did? Not only did you fall, but now your image is gone too."

While speaking, she handed over some tissue paper to the person beneath her.

And Tang Nan accepted the tissues while crying, blowing her nose with a 'poof~ poof poof~~'

Su Qing: ...

This thing calls herself a celebrity and claims to care about her image, but her actions and preserving an image are worlds apart!

"Don't... don't laugh anymore, is she really okay?" Su Qing nudged Shen Yi beside him to ask.

"Ahahaha, she's fine, don't worry about her, hahahaha!"

Great, do these two have some kind of grudge?

Wen Nanqing, on the side, was at her wit's end and had to comfort: "Alright, does it still hurt? Stop crying. Our image is still intact; no one on the outside saw, so get up!"

'Poof~ poof poof~~' came two more loud nose-blowing sounds and then Tang Nan, covering her face, said gloomily:

"I won't, I've lost face, lost image, Sister Qing, they're bullying me!"

Seeing this, Su Qing thought for a moment, got up, walked to the fridge, and took out a can of Coke: "Want some soda, loser?"

"No!"

"It's chilled!"

Tang Nan immediately perked up, got up, grabbed the Coke, and with a hiss followed by a deep gulp: glug glug glug glug.

"Ah~~ burp~~"

"I forgive you."

Su Qing: ...

Excellent, your comedic persona is firmly established with me!

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