My Life with Narration-Chapter 240 - 239: Your Mom Is Gone!

He's now truly scared of his mom's matchmaking tactics, after all, it's not like there aren't any previous examples.

But he never expected his mom Zhou Hui would even think of finding a girl in a game, this was beyond his wildest imagination. 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂

However, when it did happen, he wasn't as shocked as he thought he would be, since it's not the first time.

But thinking about his mom actually being scolded until she cried, which was a first, and then arranging a fight, really made him feel his mom was getting more and more rebellious.

And seeing his mom cry so miserably, although he wanted to laugh, it also eased his concerns. If this was a new type of matchmaking scam, he'd accept it, besides he didn't believe his mom's acting skills were that good, tears dropping just like that, it wasn't realistic.

Anyway, after comforting his mom for quite a while, he finally stabilized the situation at home, and in the end, he agreed to the 'fight' the next day.

After all, he had to avenge the family, right?

Moreover, the other party's game ID nearly made him burst into laughter, "Invincible Dragon Warrior" clearly a grade-schooler ID, the final "ah" was probably added because "Invincible Dragon Warrior" was taken.

Calculating the time, it must be summer holiday for grade-schoolers around this time, and he felt it was likely right; being an adult, handling a grade-schooler shouldn't be a problem, Su Qing secretly thought.

However, when he saw the ID his mom picked for him, he couldn't laugh at all anymore.

"The Most Handsome Man in Jiang City"

Hiss~~ How to say this, a bit embarrassing, no, it was too embarrassing, he already decided that when they meet, he'd strike first and not give the other party a chance to call him by this ID, then he'd take the opportunity to vent his mom's anger.

Most importantly, this person mocked this ID not once on WeChat, and even ridiculed his mom's profile picture, which was his photo, which was unbearable, so he decided to let the flowers of the motherland experience the harshness of society in advance.

In the evening, when he got home, there was no one there, not even Da Huang. Upon asking, he found out they had gone to the landlady's house.

The little girl Wen Yun had come back, torturing Da Huang, making the dog help take care of the child, three women sat on the sofa eating fruit and chatting happily.

"Hahaha, he actually had Da Huang deliver stockings to the company's female employee, tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Yi, didn't he bring you any stockings, feeling unbalanced in your heart huh!" Tang Nan said with a mischievous grin.

Shen Yi rolled her eyes: "Do you think I'm like you? All high and mighty, but look closely, your stockings are so worn you don't even change them, stay away from me!"

"Whose stockings are worn, who are you talking about!"

"Whoever wears stockings I'm talking about them!"

"Hey, look, open your dog eyes and see, my black stockings are changed every day, where's it dirty!" Saying so, Tang Nan lifted her long leg and placed it on Shen Yi shouting.

"Get lost, it stinks!"

"I won't, if you don't look, I'll show it to my brother-in-law, I tell you, what's sent by the dog, it's because he likes to see it, men all like this kind of thing!" Tang Nan said with a knowing look.

Hearing this, Shen Yi huffed disdainfully: "Go ahead, after all, he's into making short videos, I'll let him take a photo of you and post it online, let's see who dies socially!"

"Social death, huh? Xiao Yi, be honest, what were you panting about last night, got a situation?" The landlady asked gossipy on the side.

Tang Nan, who enjoyed stoking up trouble, maxed her mocking skill: "Right, right, Qing Jie sent it to me, panting so seductively, making my friend think I was watching an adult film, that voice, I knew immediately it was you, didn't expect you were so good at it, so how was it, did you enjoy yourself?"

Hearing their verbal attacks, although Shen Yi's face didn't change, her feet were tapping the ground as she hurriedly explained:

"That... that was a misunderstanding, it's not what you think!"

"Misunderstanding? I don't think so, anyway, there's no video, so however you say it is." Tang Nan spread her hands, leaving no room for explanation.

Even Wen Nanqing teased: "Oh dear, nothing to be embarrassed about, come on, tell us the details, was the young guy strong? Must be this many times in one night, huh!"

Saying so, Wen Nanqing raised three fingers, curiously asking.

Tang Nan shook her head: "Hmm~~ I think it's more, since he's young, naturally his body is great, I think it's this many times!"

Then, stretched out a palm.

Seeing the two women alternately conjuring images of scenes that shouldn't be aired before eighteen, Shen Yi immediately broke down defensively.

"Go, go, go, I said there was nothing, so there was nothing!"

"Nothing at all?" *2

The two women asked in unison, disbelief in their eyes, one had been married and even had a child, the other had dated more than one boyfriend, naturally having some experience.

"Not even three times? My little brother-in-law... is his body not good, is it kidney deficiency?" Tang Nan asked in surprise.

Wen Nanqing patted Shen Yi's shoulder: "It's alright, young people can sometimes lack self-control, this is not a big problem, it can be adjusted, I happen to know quite a skilled Chinese medicine doctor, you can take little Su to have a look, you need to care a bit more, men have strong self-esteem and probably won't go, so you have to take him, if not for him, at least for yourself!"

Shen Yi felt as if a huge stone was pressed against her chest, the discomfort was overwhelming, these two seasoned veterans imagining such indecent things made her feel like everything was growing worse.

[The old man feels young again, treating kidney deficiency, no sugar, find Lan Xiang in Shandong, Z country, due to various reasons, you will receive two portions of male enhancement supplements!]

Suddenly hearing the narrator's voice at home, Su Qing suddenly sat bolt upright from near death, feeling his kidneys, worried about them – he wasn't even married yet!

But in the next second, he was stupefied when did his kidneys ever have a problem, and why would he receive male enhancement supplements, and two portions at that?

This time the narration seemed a bit puzzling, no matter how he tried, he couldn't see the source or which aspect it related to.

It wasn't until the evening when Shen Yi brought Da Huang back, but the gaze Shen Yi directed at him was a bit strange, as if curious.

The next day, as soon as he walked into the office, he noticed something was off.

"Xiao Su, that friend, doesn't seem too capable!" Zhang Xiao remarked without context.

And Qin Shuang nodded: "Indeed, something's lacking."

Su Qing: ???

Then when he arrived, the other girls who had dinner the previous day spoke up: "He seems a bit clueless!"

"Ah, the guy has little experience in relationships, of course, he doesn't know how to deal with women, what's surprising about that."

Everyone said something, leaving him completely confused.

Until before work started, the dragon and phoenix appeared.

Sun Mumu blurted out: "Xiao Su, is your classmate stupid?"

"No, what did he do, why does everyone say that?" Su Qing quickly asked.

Lin Miaomiao on the side also had a puzzled look: "Nothing, yesterday was fun!"

Just as she said that, her head was smacked by a social maverick, who then looked towards him gritting her teeth and said:

"Do you know where he took us to play later?"

Su Qing shook his head quickly: "Didn't he take you for drinks and karaoke?"

"Guess again!"

"Could it be to a haunted house?" Su Qing recalled this guy scaring an NPC to tears in a haunted house during university, couldn't help but feel a little terrified.

This bunch had only him as the man, could he have taken advantage of his colleagues?

Although knowing this guy wasn't like that, but now everyone except Lin Miaomiao said Wang Xing had trouble last night, he couldn't be sure.

"Haunted house? If he had that emotional intelligence, I'd think better of him, talks smartly, but when it comes to hanging out with women, he's clueless?" Sun Mumu wondered aloud to herself.

"So where did you guys go?"

"Mahjong room!"

Su Qing: ...

"Mah... mahjong room? So you..."

Sun Mumu nodded: "He took us to play mahjong, the key thing is, he even won money from us!"

Upon hearing this, Su Qing nearly coughed out an old phlegm, what the heck? Taking seven girls out to play mahjong? And even winning money from them?

"How much... did he win from you all?" he asked cautiously.

"I lost 50, Qin Shuang and Zhang Xiao a little less, one lost 40, the other 30, Mumu lost the most, 130, the others didn't play."

Su Qing: -_-|||

What a fool, no wonder so many people came to complain about him.

Comrade Xiao Lin kindly invited you, treated you to dinner, and not only did you, as a big man, not spend a cent, you even ended up making 250, are you even human?

He then immediately called Wang Xing.

"What's up, Qingzi?"

"Did you take them to play mahjong last night?"

"Yeah, their mahjong skills weren't great!"

"Well done, your mom's gone!"

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