My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 148 - 142: DIY

phone sex.

Direct yet subtle, intimate yet distant.

Li Peifeng had passively tried it a few times before, always with some naughty women who initiated the conversation, shifting from proper topics to improper ones, gradually teasing... How could this innocent young man handle that?

Halfheartedly, he got "handled" over the phone by those naughty women.

And after experiencing it once, that magical feeling simply opened up a whole new world for Li Peifeng, because both parties could pre-construct a new story through words, each playing a role, then realize their psychological fantasies through their language.

This was perfect for him, being an author, he could play it out beautifully.

Various role-plays, like school grounds or workplace, ethical taboos, forced play...

If both parties were skilled and had good chemistry, it was hardly any less satisfying than the real thing, and might even be more enjoyable.

This is called the beauty of imagination. Even though you can't see or touch the other person, you can imagine while listening to their voice. In your imagination, that person is absolutely perfect, perfectly meeting your mental expectations.

The person on the other end of the phone is cloaked with a veil, mysterious, romantic, and vague - the vaguer, the more beautiful.

But this skill, Yun Xin Yue Xing naturally didn't know it, she even acted as if she didn't understand what phone sex was and asked, 'What does it mean?' So Li Peifeng planned to give her a lesson.

This is reversed! Turning heaven and earth upside down!

Li Peifeng was about to start teaching the teacher!

"Honey, I'm holding you right now, can you feel my embrace?"

"No!"

Yun Xin Yue Xing's voice became tense, her natural voice quality revealing itself unintentionally: "What are you trying to do?"

Li Peifeng slowed down his speech speed, trying his best to deliver a captivating voice, and said deeply, "Honey, you're in front of the computer, right? Imagine I'm sitting on your lap, holding you with both arms, then gently kissing your lips."

"...How much do you weigh, baby?"

Li Peifeng ignored that and continued patiently: "Now, you need to unbutton your clothes. Not willing? Then I'll help you!"

"Shut up!"

Yun Xin Yue Xing seemed a bit annoyed, but Li Peifeng could hear her gradually heavy breathing, his heart growing hotter: "I pretend I didn't hear you, extending my hand to forcefully remove your upper garment..."

"No taking off! Stay away from me!"

"You extend both hands to push me away, but it's ineffective, instead making me more excited. So honey, can you guess what I'll do next?"

"Bastard, don't touch me!" Yun Xin Yue Xing started to swear!

Yun Xin Yue Xing was exasperated: "Don't reach, disgusting! I'm going to hang up, don't talk to me!"

If you're going to hang up, just hang up, why tell me?!

Li Peifeng grinned and continued speaking in his magnetic voice: "I slowly undid your buttons, one hand on your chest, ..."

Yun Xin Yue Xing snorted coldly: "It doesn't exist, it's all your fantasy!"

"Yes, it is my fantasy..."

Li Peifeng admitted openly, then shifted his tone to gentle: "But now I'm taking off my pants, I've already taken them off, in front of my wife I've taken off my pants..."

"Wretch... wretch!!"

Yun Xin Yue Xing almost couldn't hold it, gritting her teeth: "Put them back on for me!!!"

"They're already off, I did it super fast, it's impossible to put them back on."

Li Peifeng held back his laughter, shifted the call to the background, stripped completely, took a photo with his phone, clicked, sent.

This time the photo was quite revealing, the other end of the phone remained silent, as if not seeing it, but Li Peifeng directly said: "Honey, did you see it?"

"I'm... I'm working, don't talk to me."

Yun Xin Yue Xing's tone was unusually stern, but this also made Zhao Qingge's original voice sound more distinct.

Li Peifeng felt increasingly excited: "Then continue working, I also have to work, next I'll take off your..."

...

...

The next day, in the morning, at the restaurant.

"Ha~"

"Didn't sleep well?"

Wu Wenyue couldn't help glancing at the yawning and stretching Li Peifeng, handing over a bowl of porridge: "I've told you so many times, don't stay up late writing!"

Last night, the voice call between Li Peifeng and Yun Xin Yue Xing lasted only half an hour before it ended.

At first, Zhao Qingge was very resistant and uncooperative, no matter what Li Peifeng said, she didn't cooperate, or to put it better, her cooperation was non-cooperation.

But once Li Peifeng sent that picture, Zhao Qingge went silent, not a word was spoken.

If it weren't for Li Peifeng turning the volume to the max, barely hearing slight breathing, he would've thought she unplugged the microphone directly.

In the end, under increasingly intense verbal stimulation from Li Peifeng, Yun Xin Yue Xing hung up the call and vanished without a trace.

This run of hers put Li Peifeng in quite a bind. Feeling unusually energetic, he was dying to do several thousand push-ups, definitely unable to sleep, so he simply got up to read, all about writing and creating, learning all night.

Therefore, at this moment, compared to usual, Li Peifeng appeared slightly off, but his iron kidneys and stone-liver power remained strong. He felt his physical condition was okay, just because he stayed up all night, his chin had somewhat grown a beard, showing some stubble, making him appear more haggard in front of those familiar with him.

"Weren't writing, reading actually."

Li Peifeng nonchalantly bluffed, taking the porridge, slurping it down. 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝘦𝓌𝑒𝑏𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝘭.𝒸𝘰𝑚

Xu Manning expressed doubt: "Really? Read all night? Didn't do anything bad?"

"What bad thing could I do?"

Xu Manning teased: "You could do plenty of bad things. But looking at your current lethargic state, it seems like there's only one option left..."

"Heh~" Wu Wenyue chuckled without saying.

Li Peifeng simply laughed and nodded: "Yes, I did, I DIYed it myself!"

The two girls showed an expression as if it was expected, their eyes reflected not only disdain but also a bit of anger, like a wife finding out her husband had a date with his first love.

"How dare you admit it so shamelessly?! Do you know the seriousness of this matter?"

Li Peifeng snorted: "Cut it out, how serious is it? As heavy as a feather?"

Xu Manning was so infuriated her lips turned white, slamming the table she chided: "You're a traitor!!!"

Going crazy?

Li Peifeng was too lazy to respond, planning to continue eating, but unexpectedly saw Wu Wenyue directly enter the kitchen, returning with a shimmering, sharp knife...

"Wenyue! Brother Yue! Father Yue! Dad, what are you doing?!!"

"Confess!"

Wu Wenyue holding the kitchen knife, eyes fierce: "Which hand did you use, you dog!"