My Whole Family Are Protagonists-Chapter 217 - Cuckold Cigarette

Chapter 217 Cuckold Cigarette

In the gaming room.

When Ye Xinghui learned that his little cousin actually had such a fate as “Star of Luck”, he wanted to say that he was not envious at all, but... that was impossible.

“Well!”

Ye Xinghui sighed and thought, ‘Why...? I have a golden finger, I have cheats, and I am a reincarnator and transmigrator, but... I don’t have the aura or fate of the protagonist!’

He cursed in his mind, ‘Damn it! It must be the God of Omniscience who did it!’

Now, Ye Xinghui no longer blamed Naruto’s Danzo, but the God of Omniscience.

...

The God of Omniscience, who was writing code with a cigarette in his mouth, suddenly sneezed, which blew out the cigarette butt, hitting the delete key.

Although a string of codes was deleted, the God of Omniscience didn’t care.

After experiencing it before, he just went ahead and created backups every time he typed a code. Although this was very troublesome... the God of Omniscience was not afraid of trouble because he was fast enough.

The God of Omniscience took the time to light a cigarette, and then he raised his finger in front of him. Soon, a wisp of his divine power disappeared before his eyes.

This strand of divine power was very small and weak, but when accumulated over time, it could become a semi-complete divinity.

The location where his divine power disappeared was the Omniscient Eye in Ye Xinghui’s eyes, which also served as the key to his temple.

The God of Omniscience was very proud of his plan. He thought that as long as Ye Xinghui absorbed enough of the divine power, he could find a way to bring Ye Xinghui to his temple and let Ye Xinghui sit in his place and work obediently, while he would go out and play.

As long as there was someone to take over and take the blame, that idiot Party A wouldn’t cause trouble for him, and he could have fun.

Now the God of Omniscience felt a little lucky. Fortunately, Ye Xinghui stole his monocle before leaving, or...

The God of Omniscience suddenly stopped.

‘Huh? That’s not right. If he hadn’t stolen my monocle, I wouldn’t have been caught or offended that idiot Party A... This makes me a bit confused. Should I do something for Ye Xinghui, or should I hate him?’

Thinking of this, the God of Omniscience looked at several props placed on the table. These props did not have much killing power, but... they all had the effect of playing pranks on people.

“Why hasn’t Ye Xinghui opened the door yet?”

...

Ye Xinghui didn’t know that a Shamate programmer was thinking about him at this time.

But even if he knew, he would still say, “Eat shit!”

...

Ye Xinghui took out the cigarettes from the Map of Mountains and Rivers and distributed them to everyone present.

Because Ye Xinghui had already put out his cigarette when he entered the gaming room, they didn’t know what the cigarette was for.

But... when everyone came to the living room and saw the green light above Owl’s head, who was happily puffing to make the green light thicker, they all realized the effects of the cigarette.

Everyone looked at the cigarettes in their hands with strange expressions.

Ye Lengyue looked at the cigarette in her hand and said with a smile, “So... is this called cuckold cigarettes?”

Ye Xinghui: “...”

He finally understood why Owl muttered earlier that the cigarettes should be called cuckold cigarettes.

“Oh shit! I was wondering why Owl had such an expression earlier!”

However... seeing Owl’s happy look, Ye Xinghui felt much calmer.

“That’s right, this is called cuckold cigarettes!” Ye Xinghui also confirmed the name of the cigarette.

Well, the name fitted the scene before them too much!

Although everyone was complaining about the shape and color of the smoke, they also discovered the effects of the cigarette.

“This smoke contains a very rich aura and life force!”

After Ye Lengyue smelled the second-hand smoke, she looked at the cuckold cigarette in her hand and said, “This is just second-hand smoke. If I smoked it myself... I think the effects would be incredible!”

Being able to receive an “Incredible!” from Ye Lengyue’s mouth meant that this cigarette was really just that awesome.

Blind Bear was the first to pick up a cigarette and light it. He was probably the one who was least afraid of the image it would create, because he and his girlfriend were one.

Unless he got another Gu inside his body, there would never be a chance for him or Rose to actually be green.

After Blind Bear took a puff of the cuckold cigarette, he immediately felt refreshed, and the old ailments he had suffered from when he was a mercenary and bodyguard were quickly recovering.

Seeing his expression, other people naturally followed suit. Although the name and special effects of this cigarette were not good... smoking it really was that good.

Even Ling’er was allowed to take two puffs by Ye Xinghui.

Naturally, minors were not allowed to smoke, but... this cuckold cigarette was completely different. This stuff was too great a supplement.

Naturally, Ye Ning and Yang Anna, who had already smoked it, did not stop Ye Xinghui.

Not to mention those who have skills or cultivation, Chen Yingying, who was a completely ordinary person, also experienced its great effects. After smoking the cigarette, her skin became lustrous, and the physical strain caused by sitting in the office for a long time also disappeared instantly.

In addition, her strength and five senses were all strengthened, reaching the peak level of ordinary people.

“This is such a good thing. Where did it come from?” Ye Xingchen asked, looking at the cuckold cigarette in his hand.

“This cigarette... it was a dark and windy night...”

But before Ye Xinghui could finish speaking, Ye Xingchen interrupted and said, “Okay, no need to say anything else.”

“Wait! Sorry, sorry! Um... a force of habit...! The weapon spirit of the ashtray actually made this cigarette. Haven’t you seen him before? It’s not difficult to understand. He is a cigarette butt, so naturally, he can make cigarettes.”

Shu Ye: You are the cigarette butt, your whole family is the cigarette butt!

.......

After Ye Xinghui gave away all the cigarettes as if it were a welfare benefit, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

Ye Xingchen sent Ye Fan and Chen Yingying back to their home.

And then their group of three siblings went to find Ye Chen and Su Qian.

Ye Lengyue originally planned to inform Ye Chen about Ye Ning’s affairs before, but after thinking about it, she gave up.

Even if she told Ye Chen now, they wouldn’t be able to come back right away. It would be better for her to use an aircraft or ask her little brother to open a fire portal to go directly to them for convenience.

The best way was naturally for Ye Xinghui to open a fire portal directly to them.

Ye Lengyue tapped her watch twice, and then a virtual screen appeared out of thin air.

Displayed on the virtual screen was the exact location of Ye Chen and Su Qian.

Now that he knew the location, Ye Xinghui naturally opened the portal and set off.

...

At this time, Ye Chen and Su Qian were eating seafood and enjoying the sea breeze with the local residents on an island where it was like spring all year round.

These local residents all looked fierce and difficult to deal with.

If the fishermen or businessmen in the area saw these people, they would definitely be frightened, because the people eating with Ye Chen were the most famous pirate group in the area.

The leader of this pirate group was called “Lilia”, known as the Princess of the Sea.

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Of course... There was no need to say more about the relationship between Lilia and Ye Chen. Su Qian also basically knew all about Ye Chen’s bad relationships with beauties in their respective fields.

Seeing so many outstanding women who valued Ye Chen very much, Su Qian might have been a little uncomfortable at first, but... she felt relieved later.

After all... since so many outstanding people fell in love with Ye Chen, it meant that Ye Chen was indeed very good. No matter what, Ye Chen chose her in the end.

If Ye Xinghui knew what his mother was thinking, he would definitely complain like crazy.

“Is this... is this how the protagonist is treated? Does the female protagonist always understand or even support the male protagonist when he seeks another woman? Is this the legendary protagonist of a stallion novel... ah, no... the protagonist of a harem novel?”

.......

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TL Note: extra Chapter 1/6