Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 397 - 395: Soft and Cute Bunny

"I’m dying laughing! Every girl who got scammed has a different reaction!"

"I’m laughing so hard my jaw’s about to dislocate. People still believe that scumbag is faithful!"

"See? To keep a girl, you gotta have a CPU!"

"That sea king’s brainwashing skills are seriously strong. No wonder he can juggle so many relationships at once."

"The last girl was the best, though. As soon as she found out she was tricked, she went straight to scratch the scumbag’s face."

"Who would have thought, among the scammed girls, two of them are fans of the Old Daoist. Counting Jiang, that makes three."

"Out of eleven girls, three are from our chat. Looks like the Old Daoist’s fame is really spreading!"

"Speaking from experience here, I advise our female friends to keep their eyes open when dating, stay sharp, and avoid getting scammed by scumbags and sea kings."

"Don’t be like Jiang, silly and clueless. If you don’t like him, don’t agree to date him just because he’s attentive."

"If you don’t like someone, just say it outright. Don’t make it all ambiguous."

"To help our female friends avoid getting scammed by scumbags, why not choose the male friends from our chat first? Honest and reliable, not too sneaky, just a bit of an introvert..."

"What the heck are you blabbering about? Who said I’m an introvert? I’m clearly an extrovert!"

"Extroverts are easy to spot, but sneaky ones are hard to defend against!"

"Those poor ladies, getting scammed by the same sea king!"

"Yeah, I feel sorry for them too. So, I’m willing to offer my body to comfort these deceived ladies!"

"I, with my grand height of seven feet, am also willing to selflessly offer myself to these ladies!"

"Move aside, let me go first!"

Seeing these comments on the stream, Jiang laughed along foolishly.

She had none of the shame a deceived person should have, as if she was just an onlooker.

This made Lu Heng quite speechless.

He asked again, "Young Friend Jiang, you have everything sorted here, right?"

Hearing this, Jiang snapped back to reality.

"I’m really sorry, Old Daoist!"

"I got too absorbed in reading the comments just now, wasted a bit of your time..."

She then remembered she was in the middle of a stream, and quickly apologized to Lu Heng.

"No problem!"

Lu Heng waved it off.

"Old Daoist, I’m all good here, so I’ll log off now."

"Thanks so much for tonight!"

"If it wasn’t for you, things would have turned really bad for me in the future!"

Jiang thanked him hurriedly again.

"Young Friend Jiang, thinking things through in the future will be beneficial."

Lu Heng advised her.

Who could blame this silly Jiang?

"Got it! Old Daoist, I will remember!"

Jiang nodded firmly, sent five cloud-piercing arrows, and ended the stream.

Watching Jiang’s disappearing figure, the viewers were reluctant to part. 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

"Goodbye, my silly wife!"

"A bit silly, but very cute!"

"Hope Jiang finds a good man in the future, and doesn’t get tricked by another scumbag sea king."

"Leave it to me! I’ll definitely treat her well."

"During this intermission, let’s have a little fun... If there was a three-day power outage, and you could choose three from the following, what would you choose? 1. A beauty! 2. A phone! 3. A power bank! 4. Air conditioning! 5. 500 bucks! 6. Ice cream! 7. WIFI! 8. A bed! 9. A cold shower!"

"Choose, choose, choose. If I choose, can I have it? I’d choose 1, 4, 8!"

"It’s a power outage, dude, what’s the use of 4? I’d rather go with 1, 5, 8!"

"Do we have to pick a bed? What’s wrong with the floor?"

"Master, I see the light! 1+1+1!"

"No need for three days, you’ll be done in half a day."

"1, 8, 9, I know how to manage myself."

"I’m choosing 1, 8, and 9 too, gotta take a shower afterward, right?"

"Sorry, the beauty is battery-operated. No power, no movement."

"1, 1, 1, I can handle three in a day!"

"Haha! It’s just a three-minute thing, and you think you’re so capable..."

Seeing these comments, Lu Heng couldn’t help but chuckle.

He glanced at the name of the second lucky viewer, and with a smile, said, "The first lucky viewer for tonight is done."

"Now, it’s time for the second lucky viewer."

"Let’s welcome - Soft and Cute Bunny!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he sent a streaming invitation to this second lucky viewer.

Soon, the second lucky viewer accepted and appeared in the chat room.

Everyone was stunned when this viewer appeared.

"Damn! Soft and Cute Bunny, with such a cute name, isn’t a female viewer?"

"Back when I played games, I always ran into ’girl’ accounts like this! Didn’t expect to find one in the Daoist’s stream..."

"I’m speechless too! Thought it’d be another cute sis like Jiang, but it turned out to be a burly dude."

"Damn! I thought it was a girl too!"

"Bro, is that your girlfriend’s account?"

"Quick, call your girlfriend out, we need to cleanse our eyes."

"A man with such a flirty name, what’s his deal?"

"Guess what he’s trying to do?"

"Could it be he’s the legendary flirt〇?"

"Little buddy, judging by your name, you’ve deceived quite a few innocent young men, huh?"

"Once upon a time, I too was naively deceived, until a video call revealed a greasy, stubbly face and an insolent grin. My heart was shattered!"

"You got off easy! At least that guy was just having fun, didn’t scam you out of cash."

"True! I got scammed for over a thousand bucks by a burly dude using a ’girl’ account, it’s heartbreaking."

"Indeed, the brothers in this chat have led extraordinary lives!"

No wonder the viewers were so sarcastic—Lu Heng himself didn’t expect this ’Soft and Cute Bunny’ to be a man!

This guy with an adorable name turned out to be a rough dude, hard to accept at first.

"Greetings, Old Daoist!"

"Hello, friends!"

After successfully streaming, "Soft and Cute Bunny" immediately waved to greet Lu Heng and the viewers.

Tonight’s second lucky viewer had a female name but was male, looking around twenty-three or twenty-four.

The young guy had thick eyebrows and large eyes. Though not handsome, he looked pleasant, giving off a bright and cheerful vibe.

"Hello to you too, young friend!"

Lu Heng smiled faintly, then asked, "How should we address you?"

"Old Daoist, my last name is Shen, just call me Xiao Shen!"

"Soft and Cute Bunny" replied with a grin.