PERFECT REINCARNATION : Being Invincible in Another World-Chapter 59: CLOWN PISS

The Clown Piss’ agony and the unwanted scenario.

The Naming Ceremony for the three loving cuties were done only the sulking uncle at a wedding type Golem remained.

"... I have already come with the name, Stupid Human." The Golem declared. "... It will be Sirhard, because I am hard and strong and you should call me with respect." He designated.

Aurelion did not say anything, just pressed his forehead for a while and tried to held back his laughter. His laughter was not long lived though.

"... CLOWN PISS, I AM HUNGRY. " The cuty foxy said.

"ME TOO, CLOWN PISS.... ME TOO." Chirped the avian.

"Aaaahhhh.... Not this again." Aurelion cried.

Aurelion turned his face to Caelion with lightning speed. "...Uncle Cael, Why are they talking like Sally too? Did not she started this after having a chat with Hans? Why are they calling me same as her?" Aurelion numbered a list of questions to Caelion.

Caelion laughed at first, "so that is what you meant by her speech issues." Then he started pondering for the answer.

"... Well, it is much simpler than I thought, it just depends on Sally." Caelion answered. Aurelion replied. "On Sally? Why on her? Should not it be dependent on me instead?"

"... Well, it is for both, when you fused the Five elements together for the layered magic, these 4 inherited some personality traits of Sally too, hence there speech might be similar." He took a pause. " Do not worry though, their personalities are completely different from her, formed on their own, just some traits match." He explained.

YEAH BUT, UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, THAT SPECIFIC SPEECH TRAIT WAS THE PROBLEM. MEANING NOW I AM GONNA HAVE FIVE SALLYS CALLING ME A CLOWN.

Aurelion pondered and dreamt of a scenario with his eyes open. In that scenario, this happened—

Aurelion who was now back to his previous life and body, went on a stroll to a Zoological park. Chummy chummy day, a perfect environment for a reincarna— I mean, perfect environment for a picnic. He clicked pictures of animals, took some selfies, and then he proceeded to buy an icecream cone. He was enjoying his stay, sitting on a bench with an ice cream in his hand and then suddenly a bird landed on his shoulder. "CLOWN PISS... CLOWN PISS" It chirped. Suddenly, all animals broke their cages, jumped over the fences and rushed to Aurelion.

"You are a clown’s piss.

" CLOWN PISS, I am hungry.

"CLOWN PISS, You are stupid.

They said while gagging and surrounding Aurelion in a circle.

" NOOOOOO" He yelled. "No, this can not happen..., I cannot let it." He talked to himself.

He turned to familiars with a lightning flash speed, "...listen, all of you..," He called, ".. You must call me Aurelion, not clown and definitely not anything with piss." He said in an ordering manner.

The Grass fox feline was the first to agree, "...Whichever name you like, master." It said. The avian Skylor as usual just chirped the same thing as feline, the water snake was different though, it did not agree with them and said "... That name is too name for me to pronounce-shhh, " Snawave took a pause and pondered for a while then, "... I will call you Aurel", it concluded.

"... Yeah nice." Aurelion replied.

THANK GOD, THESE THREE AGREED. NOW, ONLY ONE TO GO. UNFORTUNATELY, IT HAPPENS TO BE WORST ONE OF THEM, THIS DUDE WOULD DEFINITELY LOVE TO CALL ME PISS WUTH HIS ATTITUDE. Aurelion thought.

"... I believe you will agree too, right?" Aurelion asked after averting his gaze towards the golem. "...No, stupid human, I do not care if you are a Crown Prince or an Orangutan, for me, you are just a stupid human." The golem replied.

"... Oh yay, anything except that clown stuff work," Then it him, ".... Wait, you do not lisp like the rest." He yelled.

"... Of course, I do not lisp, only a stupid human like you would do such a useless things." The Golem insulted Aurelion while displaying his Grand Superiority.

YUP, ANOTHER ONE ADDED TO THE LIST. ALL THE WEIRDOS GATHER AROUND ME ONLY. He thought.

"Hey, little nephew. I shall leave now, It is going to be evening soon and I have loads amount of work left for today." Caelion waved at Aurelion, Aurelion responded with a light bow and a nod of acknowledgement. Then, Caelion left the Training grounds.

The Scorching heat of noon had subsided, it was still the time of afternoon but the wind was calmer and the sun was merciful, a perfect approach to a nice and cozy environment.

Aurelion decided to train a little more before going back, polish his swordsmanship skills before they start rotting. He remembered about his appointment with the Duke’s Daughter but as he had already asked the servants for her schedule, he knew that she will not be free for another hour or so.

"Yo, my little cuties, I am going to train now, why don’t you watch how cool I look while swinging some real man steel from the stands." Aurelion told the familiar as an excuse so, they unwrap his leg and do not keep lingering him.

"Sssshh, It is Aura farming time."

"... Aura farming... Aura"

YEAH, HOW COULD I FORGOT THIS, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE SOME DIRECT INFLUENCE ON THEM TOO.

"..Yes, it’s Aura farming time. So, go and sit there to observe my Aura there from the stands." He instructed. The Familiar group complied, they went to the side under a shaded area, which was made for the sitting, well all except one, obviously but the golem was already sitting in the railing in the first place, so it wasn’t a bother to begin with.

Aurelion practiced for a while, doing his usual swings, imbuing his sword with 2 Star Aura now, after some advancement in his swordsmanship.

Then, A maid entered from the side lobby, she bowed and then said "Your Highness, Lady Knightheart has sent me to inform you that she is free right now for a tea session with you."

[To be Continued]