Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!-Chapter 357: Boys Should Wear Blue Dresses

Looking at his sister’s meaningful smile, Bai Yifan always felt something was off, but he couldn’t quite figure it out.

The walnuts from Bai Zhengxuan’s orchard mostly went to Bai Yifan, but still no visible effect.

Maybe Bai Yifan’s way of eating walnuts was off.

He ate walnuts by using the door to crack them.

"I think I look quite good, compared to my sister..." Bai Yifan touched his nose and smirked arrogantly, "I think I’m probably more handsome."

Narcissists always believe they’re better looking than anyone else.

Not to mention the comparison between Bai Yifan and Bai Xiqin; Bai Yifan even thinks he’s better looking than Zhu Yilong!

"I also think Xiao Fan is more handsome than Xiao Niu."

Bai Anhai covered his eyes and spoke against his conscience.

"Indeed, upon closer inspection, Xiao Fan’s eyes seem bigger than Xiao Niu’s."

Wang Yiyun reached out and pulled Bai Yifan’s eyes outward twice.

Looking this way, it does seem bigger than Bai Xiqin’s eyes.

On the condition that Xiao Niu’s eyes were closed.

"Hmm, I think Dad and Mom are too biased, giving all the good genes to Bai Yifan, so envious and jealous!" Bai Xiqin’s face was filled with deep turmoil.

"Xiao Niu, in my heart, you’re the most beautiful." Leng Yebai reached out and tugged Bai Xiqin’s finger, then looked at Bai Yifan and joked seriously, "Even though Xiao Fan looks better, no one can beat you!"

"Xiao Leng is right, Xiao Fan’s face is fairer, and his legs longer than Xiao Niu’s." Bai Zhengxuan nodded with a smiling face.

"And the waist is slimmer," Liu Jing added.

Listening to the compliments, Bai Yifan must have had his tail wagging high in the sky.

"Sis, don’t worry, even if you’re not as good-looking as me, I won’t compete with you for beauty or steal your spotlight!"

Bai Yifan grinned with generosity.

He was overjoyed inside.

It seemed his looks were still impressive; if it weren’t for the apocalypse, being the leading man in an idol drama wouldn’t be impossible.

"Alas~" Bai Xiqin sighed deeply, resting her chin in her palm, looking at Bai Yifan, "You said I’m not pretty enough; how can I attract those traffickers? What we need is a super attractive girl!"

"Then there’s nothing we can do." Bai Yifan shrugged, "But if sis stays silent and doesn’t fight zombies with her bare hands, maybe she could fool a few traffickers."

"Xiao Fan, I think you look quite handsome."

Bai Xiqin resisted the urge to punch Bai Yifan, grinned at him again.

"I think so too."

Bai Yifan nodded seriously.

"Do you prefer blue or pink?" Bai Xiqin asked again.

"Pink." Bai Yifan answered without hesitation, then quickly realized his mistake, "Pink is nice too, but actually I prefer blue!"

"Oh, do you think girls look better in long dresses or short dresses?"

"Long dresses."

"Do girls look better with long hair or short hair?"

"Long hair!"

"Do you like girls with heavy makeup?"

"If they’re good-looking, whatever makeup works."

"Do you think high heels look better or low heels?"

"Of course, high heels."

"Then how about wearing a pink princess dress, fake long hair and heavy makeup, while walking around in high heels?"

"Good..." Bai Yifan nodded to himself, then suddenly shook his head, "No! That’s really not good, I’m the wrong gender!"

Going out in girls’ clothes, if acquaintances saw him, what manly dignity would he have left?

"No worries, I’ll give you a heavy makeup, wear a wig, and no one will recognize you!"

Wang Yiyun calmly took out a makeup bag, and started to pull out items.

No matter what others thought, Wang Yiyun couldn’t hold back her inner wild side anymore.

Turning her ugly son into a little princess was a challenging thought.

Even harder than dressing up zombies.

But she! can! do! it!

If this massive project could be done perfectly, she’d surely become one of the top Funeral Masters!

"I can’t, I can’t wear girls’ clothes."

Bai Yifan shook his head wildly, seeing the family’s bright eyes, Bai Yifan was internally resistant.

Too embarrassing.

"Alas, but I don’t have your charm to attract those traffickers!"

Bai Xiqin sighed softly, looking at Bai Yifan’s face with very "jealous" eyes.

"Yes! Xiao Niu’s looks indeed have some..." Wang Yiyun secretly winked at Bai Xiqin, then switched to a serious expression at Bai Yifan, "Xiao Fan is good-looking, make use of it, rather than let those traffickers catch innocent girls!"

Traffickers aren’t important now.

What’s important is that the Bai Family wants to see Bai Yifan in women’s clothes.

"Yes! If they are not caught in one day, who knows how many innocent girls will be taken." Bai Anhai solemnly patted Bai Yifan, "Xiao Fan, go out for those girls, wear the dress!"

Bai Anhai’s biggest wish was to have seven beautiful daughters, like the seven princesses in the sky. (Mr. Bai was repeatedly drawn into mythology stories by Grandma Bai and got too immersed.)

Unable to achieve the wish for seven daughters, two daughters’ wishes could at least be realized for a few minutes.

"I’m not going, I now think sis is better-looking, I think sis will definitely lure... uh, attract the traffickers!"

Bai Yifan still refused crazily.

The Bai Family exchanged glances, seeing Bai Yifan unmoved.

So they changed their approach.

After two minutes of eye signal exchange, the atmosphere in the bus suddenly became bleak.

"Alas! Your sister suffered a lot since childhood!" Bai Zhengxuan showed regret, "I’m too feudal, favoring sons over daughters, gave you all good food and drinks, letting your sister look helplessly."

Bai Yifan blinked, looking at Bai Zhengxuan’s regretful expression.

Turns out, he guessed right, the elderly favored sons over daughters.

But is this true?

He thought Grandpa gave him the snacks sis didn’t eat?

"I was also wrong!" Liu Jing rubbed her eyes, although no tears came out, the mournful atmosphere rose, "Back when your mom gave birth to your sister, seeing it’s a girl, I forced your mom to have a son to carry on the family line!"

Actually, Mrs. Bai accidentally got pregnant back then, ate a lot of spicy food, Bai Anhai thought it’d be another girl, dutifully paid the second child fine...

"Alas――" Wang Yiyun sighed too, "Yes! Your sister seems a precious treasure, but we loved you the most, your sis suffered a lot of grievances."

Bai Anhai stayed silent, bowing his head in regret.

...He’s afraid if he spoke, he’d burst into laughter, it’s better to remain quiet.

Bai Yifan looked at Mr. Bai silently, suddenly understanding.

Fatherly love is profound, why did Dad always hit him but not sis?

Because Dad had high hopes for himself, but gave up educating sis!