Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss-Chapter 897 - 871 The Highest Realm of Pranking

Chapter 897: Chapter 871: The Highest Realm of Pranking

Chapter 897 -871: The Highest Realm of Pranking

“Besides, they said over there that one session isn’t enough to cure it; it’ll take several, several times! Each session costs 40, and I heard they also prescribe sleeping pills or something, and those darn sleeping pills cost money, too. Even filling out some lousy form costs money! These days, hospitals are just ripping people off, earning a fortune. Treating childlessness has already cost us hundreds, and that’s enough to cover the expenses for a natural childbirth!”

“Mom! It’s called hypnosis, hypnosis!”

Kiara really couldn’t stand it any longer. As a parent of possibly the most expensive female psychologist in the country, she was openly criticizing the conscientious pricing of public hospitals. Is it that expensive to treat psychological disorders for a thousand or eight hundred yuan?

“Your line of work is really too crooked, more expensive than the local shamans in the village. Just to see a doctor costs a thousand or eight hundred yuan, with the upper lip touching the lower lip, and then people have to give you so much money. When seeing a body doctor, you still have to take medicine. You guys don’t even prescribe medicine, and I chat with people every day, but I don’t charge them money, eh.”

Kiara was so annoyed that she wanted to slam the phone down.

All her years of study and research, and to her mom, she had become a gossip?

Mario Yuno busily rubbed her chest with his hand, not getting upset, not upset, oh. Aren’t you afraid of getting wrinkles when you’re angry while putting on a face mask?!

Kiara often prattled near his ear about these beauty and skincare matters, and he had picked up a thing or two.

“Then I’ll throw 1,000 yuan at him and tell him to go to the hospital instead of looking for me, alright?”

“Are you out of your mind? You get snooty with money, huh? Just casually giving away 1,000 yuan as though it’s nothing? You just show him the money, we can’t afford to spend it, you hear me? Since I promised your Mr. Jade, I have to follow through. Your Mr. Jade is a reliable man, he brought chickens from the village to our home, and even big geese and cured meat!”

Great! Her mom had sold out her own daughter for some cured meat and a big goose!

Kiara was dumbstruck, while Camden, that heartless thing, was still making gestures over her head.

The implication was that Kiara was struck by thunder on a clear day.

Kiara swatted him to the side with a slap.

“Does that mean I don’t have a choice, huh?”

“Yes, hurry back home. And remember, as soon as you enter the door, you must smile radiantly and loudly greet, ‘Mr. Jade, Sister-in-law, you’ve arrived!’ Remember, smile! Don’t let them think we’re conceited just because we have money!”

Just to give these instructions to her daughter, Kiara’s mother didn’t even dare to call from home; she ran outside to use her phone to instruct her daughter.

The wealthier you are, the more cautious you must be. Even though relatives all come from the Old Unit, if they’re not hosted properly and word gets around when they return, what then? Kiara’s mother valued her reputation too much to give people anything to talk about.

“Got it…” Kiara replied weakly.

After hanging up the phone and thinking about how her mother would sell her out for some goose and cured meat, the journey home felt unbearably bleak.

“Daughter-in-law, don’t worry, I’ll be with you when the time comes—ah!” Camden was trying to console her when Kiara smacked him on the chest, mumbling as she did so.

“Behold my Gossip Invincible Palm!”

“Why are you hitting me?!”

This is domestic violence without a word!

“I’m taking out my frustration on you! Would you rather I hit my mom? Watch the palm!” Kiara didn’t really use force; she slapped him, and Mario Yuno cooperated, leaning back against the wall, making a gesture as though clutching his heart like a damsel in distress.

“What are you doing!” This shameless…

“Wasn’t I trying to convey the heart-wrenching pain of being hit?”

Kiara really didn’t pity him at all, slathering the face mask mud all over his face!

Following such a fool around, one can’t really apply a mask—his face was about to cramp from all the laughing, how could wrinkles not form!

“Are you dirty or what, smudging this black, trashy stuff on me? Ah! It’s on my clothes too!” Camden was super disgusted. What kind of stuff was this?

“This is a cleansing face mask, 1000 bucks a jar, all brought from overseas, and are you color blind? Is this black? This is grey!”

“You spent 1000 bucks… to buy a jar of black mud?!” Mario raised his eyebrows, thinking that in the future he should develop cosmetics—women’s money was just too easy to earn.

“Grey!” Kiara corrected him seriously, she couldn’t tolerate color blind behavior!

“Whatever the color, isn’t this just mud?” Mario rubbed it with his finger, and sure enough, it was mud! By the feel of it, by the touch, wasn’t this the same kind of mud he used to hide in during a mission at the Old Unit? At most, it was just a bit whiter!

Wanting this stuff was easy, right? He could take Kiara there, and let her roll around to her heart’s content, full body mud baths without spending a penny!

“You don’t understand a thing! The ingredients in this can help cleanse the skin, remove blackheads and such, you need to clean it every once in a while—do you want to clean your pores too?”

“I, I…. daughter-in-law, you’re totally right….”

Yep, without any surprise, he was domesticated again, served him right!

The ultimate state of a man is when his face is smeared with stubborn mask mud, and then he’s not provided with the specialized face-washing products, watching him stand in front of the sink, nearly rubbing his face raw, yet still unable to clean it off.

The perpetrator stood at the bathroom door, her face filled with sorrow, saying in a tone full of sympathy.

“Oh dear, brother, do you have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder for washing your face? You’ve been washing it for 3 minutes now, still washing it?”

Feeling frustrated, Mario looked up, intending to give her a disregard worthy of a king, but the soap got in his eyes, and the squinting made him look even more—whatever.

“Stop messing around, hurry up and bring out the stuff that can get this off.”

“Lalala, scrub until the skin’s bald, bald skin~” Hey, it’s quite catchy when sung out loud.

Kiara thought she was just naturally gifted, good at everything.

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“You’re provoking me, huh??” Camden tried to scare her.

But Mrs. Kiara had found a way to deal with him and wasn’t afraid in the least!

“Come at me! If you dare, never sleep again! If you fall asleep, I’ll plaster your face with cleansing mud, not only will I wash your face, but I will also…”

Hehe, Mrs. Kiara had plenty of methods to handle someone; she leaned in and whispered in his ear just like this.

“How come this mud is in pieces? Isn’t all this supposed to be washed off?” he clung to a sliver of hope, maybe the daughter-in-law was just joking, how could she be so cruel, right?

“This mud won’t do, it needs to be cleaned with cleaning products, but who told you women only have one type of face mask? I have other types of mud, ones that you apply as mud, but once dry, you peel it off in one piece, I wonder how efficient the hair-pulling effect is?”

To find just one man who spoils her for life, but to wear countless kinds of face masks, that’s the ultimate state of a woman!

Mario surrendered completely, he had realized, never to provoke a woman, because you just can’t afford to!