SSS-Grade Cafe in Front of The Dungeon-Chapter 62: SOMEHOW FEELS SO HARD I ALMOST GIVE UP T__T

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[News] (Hunter SCOPE) ‘Drink coffee and your stamina goes UP?’ A topic about coffee that raises one’s ability (17)

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Writer: Pumplebot

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Coffee is a familiar drink in our daily life.

However, it turned out that there is a coffee that gives special buff effects to Hunters.

It’s not a potion. Just coffee. However, the effects of drinking a cup of coffee are varied. From strength and energy recovery, debuff nullification, and critical rate increase. I was able to receive a buff that is difficult to obtain even with advanced potions.

I couldn’t believe it at first either. However, all the Hunters who drank the coffee at this cafe said the effect is real.

Choi ○○○○○○ (23, Hunter): I don’t know what it is, but if you drink it, you’ll get … and then hwaa…… I do that. By the way, what that flashes just now?

J○○○○ (32, Hunter): Ah … It’s the best in Korea, no, the best in the world. I’d like to invite you to America.

The taste of coffee that only those who know it know. However, it won’t be long before coffee becomes the Hunters’ necessities. I recommend you to experience it in advance before it becomes popular.

Journalist Kim Taewoon from Hunter SCOPE

[email protected]

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— Cheese Pizza: Huh, what is this;;;

— OO: What kind of home shopping drug sale is coming up? HAHAHAHAHAHA

— dda***: Isn’t this HunChan? I thought I was in a shopping mall;

— Picking Golem: Pumplebot is corrupted;

└ Pumplebot: What?; fck I just posted a new article???

└ Picking Golem: Even if you scoop it, why are you putting this stupid thing here, don’t you have anything else kkkkkkkkkk

— Pumplebot: I give up fck I won’t share information now

└ Bbooing: ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m enjoying your post, Pumplebot. Just ignore what the weirdos above are saying.

└ Healer Wanted: right right more people enjoying it

— tda***: Even as a commercial, the absurdity is too muchㅡㅡ

— OO: Home shopping these days is no joke HAHAHAHAHAHA It’s good to consume it in dungeon LOL

└ I am powerless: ㅠㅠ My mom keeps watching home shopping and sending me healthy juice, so I’m going crazy. What does health juice have to do with dungeon

└ Market #13: Eating as a way of gratitude is also filial piety. If she sends it to you, drink it kkk

└ HingHangHong: Sharing go go?

└ I am powerless: OK of course sincerely who wants to share it in front of Hunter Market today?

— Mansucker TteoksangAward: fck lol lol lol lol yeah, that’s right. this is written by Burning King

└ MM: What is that???

└ Mansucker TteoksangAward: It’s the nickname of journalist Kim Taewoon yep Search for Kim Taewoon on the news portal hahahaha f*cking lots of garbage articles

— Human Rights start at Grade C: Burning King wrote this before too, ‘It’s good if there’s a rift, the risk pay is fairly decent‘, he wrote an article like that and made him get cursed at

└ MM: Gosh, I know it yeah yeah he’s a giraegi

└ Jeju Guild No. 1: When the rift in Sangam broke, he pointed the camera at the victim and made a fuss.

└ Picking Golem: He’s also famous for hiding in front of Cheongna for 30 days to cover Muwon.

└ I am powerless: Heol ;shivering; how courageous

└ ftf***: So what happened?

└ Picking Golem: Hunter Scope was almost closed, so now they don’t even touch Cheongna LOL

— Healer Wanted: But Burning King is a bit different these days??

└ MM: What are you talking about?;;;

└ Healer Wanted: (Focused Report) “Re-subcontract to a subcontractor … Even if I go around the dungeon, the ‘no pay’ slave guild did not disappear.” [Link] This is by Burning King

└ MM: Huh, did they write the wrong name???? What happened to Kim Taewoon??

└ I am powerless: Cheonggyecheon, Hunters of the Production World: A History of Light and Darkness [Link] This is also Kim Taewoon????

└ OO: wow; did he eat something wrong?

— Lime Love Team: Burning King came to our guild interview yesterday and I heard that he changed a little.

└ Jeju Guild No. 1: what’s this nonsense??? last year he was being f*cking annoying by persistently poking around.

└ Lime Love Team: How should I say it … the state of his eyes became clear

└ MM: Huh?

└ Weak-Jin: What are you talking about??

└ Jeju Guild No. 1: what kind of clear spirit do you have LOL

— Human Rights start at Grade C: So you’re into the Burning King religion or something?

└ Lime Love Team: nope it wasn’t like that, you’d know if you saw it in person fk be nice

└ I am powerless: A clear-eyed madmanㅡㅡ

— OO: Well, I heard that there are some strange religious missionaries in every guild these days. Watch out, Hunchaners.

└ Mansucker TteoksangAward: All of sudden, I’m too busy running around the dungeon for a religion hahahahaha

└ Pumplebot: Aren’t you just busy opening LOL

— Shuv: It didn’t look that bad, right? It’s about exploring the truth given by the Great One, it looks so good~

└ OO: heol;;; What is this? Goosebumps;;;;

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The incident at the Happy Green Life Dungeon Farm was quickly settled.

It was a rare plant-dungeon, but it passed quietly without any news reports.

As a consequence, just like before the regression, Lee Chorok’s farm went out of business. It’s not only because a rift broke out, but also because numerous violations were discovered during the investigation and she avoided a lot of fines. Fortunately, she was spared from being locked in the jail because they recognized her contribution of reporting immediately when the dungeon occured.

Suddenly, a large package was delivered to the cafe, and when I opened it, it was a box of apples sent by Lee Chorok’s sister. I’m sorry to trouble her with this. The apples were delicious.

“Huu … Customer-nim, I’m so sorry.”

“It’s all right. I’m still alive anyway.….”

“As a token of apology, please accept this!”

Lee Chorok, who’s planning to close her farm and work part-time at a fruit store in the future, handed me a seed. Most of the dungeon plants were confiscated, but luckily she was able to recover this one. Since it is a very rare seed, she said she would leave it to me, who revived the Blue Celaeno Flower.

‘Monster Hell appeared from the rare seed that you bought….’

I was nervous. I was incredibly anxious.

I tried to refuse, but the investigation found it harmless, so I eventually accepted it.

How did I do the investigation?

“Miaaaaw (Hoo, this is a pretty precious thing)!”

“…is that so?”

“Waaeoong, waeoong (this is nothing dangerous)!”

… that’s what Mieum said.

Umh, well. Let’s just believe it for now. I planted the unidentified seed in the corner of the space and forgot about it.

And, today.

“Hello.”

“Hello.”

The twins of Cheongna Guild, whom I met with Ki Yoohyun last time, came to the cafe. The purpose is, of course, to eat snacks and watch touching animations.

Two cups of warm vanilla latte. There were a lot of apples left, so I served cookies with apple jam inside. It was a sweet cookie with warm apple jam flowing when you take a bite.

“Whoaa!”

Joo Shinwoo, with his eyes wide open, bit a cookie. Next to him, Joo Shinhee gave him a harsh scolding.

“You idiot! Did you forget what I said earlier?”

“Huk, right.”

Joo Shinwoo put the cookie down on the plate and bowed his head.

“Thank you!”

He’s so cute…..

However, instead of picking up the cookies, Joo Shinhee only wiggled her fingers. She seemed to have something to say.

“What’s the matter? Does it not suit your taste? Can I give you something else?”

“What? No! It’s not that, just…..”

“Yes?”

She wiggled her fingers again, pondered for a while, and finally opened her mouth.

“I, umh … may I call you Eonni?”

“Yes, of course.”

“Eonni … Thank you for the food.”

What should I do? She’s so cute.….

No matter what happens, I decided to make sure that those children did not change in 3 years as they did before the regression.

The twins’ eyes twinkled as they sat next to each other and drank the vanilla latte while holding the cup with both hands.

Without looking at the bar of light rising above their heads, I could tell that the drink was delicious.

[The condition has been met.

Combo bonus will be generated.

Combo: Children’s Menu (Vanilla Latte, Apple Jam Cookie)

Effect: Perfect nutrition for children.]

[Congratulations! You have completed ‘Sub Quest: Lady of the Children’s Heart’.]

The system notification that sounded with tiling is set aside for now.

Now, it was the time to watch the touching animal animation that I prepared in advance.

“Heuk, huhuhu….”

“Kkyuu….”

“Waeoooong, meow, waeooong (No, run away, meow, you can’t go there)!”

The one who became most immersed in the story was our house cat.

Sitting side by side with Mieum and Lime, I made two new cups of coffee while watching the twins who were absorbed in the TV. One cup was for Ki Yoohyun, who came as the guardian of the twins today.

“……thank you.”

He smiled and picked up the cup of coffee in front of him. The long eyelashes casted a shadow on his face, and a faint smile crept onto his white cheeks. It was an appearance that inadvertently made me exclaimed my admiration.

I’ve met this man several times already, but I can’t get used to it. Especially those dark eyes that seem to have something to say, even though he’s just looking at me…..

“Rieul-ssi.”

Oh, he really did have something to say.

“Yes?”

“You’ve been through hardships.”

“Ahaha … It was kind of like that.”

“I am glad you are safe.”

“…….”

Obviously, the case where I got caught up in Monster Hell wasn’t reported in the news. It’s not because the case is trivial. There is a possibility that other incidents may have been involved behind the distribution of the seed of Monster Hell, so the incident was not reported for information control.

He’s in the same Hunter industry, so he might have heard the information, but…….

I took a sip of coffee and looked at Ki Yoohyun again.

A striking appearance. A Hunter in the bottom of Cheongna Guild’s hierarchy. For such a thing, he has a relaxed attitude that feels daunting.

I met him for the first time because he was hiding under the wall of this store, and I have encountered him often since then.

Umh…..

If you look at him, this man is also very suspicious.

Is he actually a huge tycoon?

Translator’s Corner:

THE NETIZEN TALKS IN THIS CHAPTER SOMEHOW FEELS SO HARD I ALMOST GIVE UP T__T

Please do not repost!!! I do not translate those netizen catters for hours only for people to repost it and remove the credit.