Sweet like Wine: Love Your Dimples Even More-Chapter 136 - 69: SpongeBob Band-Aid

"Considering, huh? Ah, Summer, what are you considering, huh? Artie is practically starving because of you. You didn’t even make breakfast for Artie today, you naughty Summer."

Artie quickly emerged from the guest room where Sean Lowell was staying.

The time the Winters Ambassador spent in Master Sean Lowell’s room was much shorter than Summer Fairmont had anticipated.

In this case, it’s likely that Artie really was too hungry to stand it.

If there was any strength left to walk, The Pouting Siren would definitely think of some romantic plot like personally feeding the master porridge.

Summer Fairmont used a Spanish ham slicing knife to carve a paper-thin slice from a whole José ham and stuffed it directly into Artie’s constantly mumbling mouth.

Then, Artie instantly fell silent.

Any meat lover can’t resist the temptation of José ham.

If you can’t appreciate the deliciousness of the ham, it must be because you haven’t tasted freshly sliced José.

100% purebred, at least 48 months old, raised on acorns, free-ranged in an environment that makes pigs happy.

Even Japanese Wagyu raised listening to music might not have the same excellent treatment as the purebred José pigs.

Talent is sometimes just that peculiar.

Like the skill of slicing.

Summer Fairmont can easily slice perfect ham, which is actually an extremely difficult skill.

In Spain, slicing ham has become a professional discipline, requiring five years of university to master.

There are only two opportunities to obtain certification during this period.

Once certified, the starting salary is 4500 euros, and with various benefits, the monthly cost for a company on a "ham slicer" is at least 8000 euros.

Professional ham slicers are expensive, far beyond the budget of the average ham business and small restaurants, resulting in more and more Spanish ham being machine-sliced.

Machines, while capable of producing uniform slices, lack the spirit of pure handcraft, and can’t slice according to the different textures of each ham.

It’s like wine appraisal, which Sean Lowell is good at.

Machines can indeed accurately analyze the composition of wine, but the machine’s analysis is always soulless.

"Ah, Summer, did you do something to wrong Artie, causing such a 180-degree attitude change overnight? Summer never wavers on a decision once made."

Artie snapped out of the taste of the José sliced by Summer Fairmont and began to feel that Summer Fairmont was different today compared to the past.

"No." Summer Fairmont’s response was always like a cracker, crisp and dry.

"Ah, Summer, could Artie ask you for a favor? When talking to Artie, could Summer at least use three words?"

"Sure."

"Ah, today’s Summer is surprisingly agreeable? Did something unspeakably good happen?" Artie liked to "tease" Summer Fairmont at every opportunity.

"Nothing." Summer Fairmont quickly mastered the secret of upgrading from a two-word tactic to a three-word tactic.

"Ah, Summer, quickly say a few more words! The way Summer is talking today is just earth-shattering adorable!" Artie made a victory gesture towards Leo Vaughn, as if she had accomplished something monumental.

"Say what?" Three-word tactic, unwavering, firmly executed.

Summer Fairmont’s earnest expression when asking the question inexplicably hit Artie’s funny bone.

The little girl laughed so hard she was nearly breathless, almost collapsing on the floor.

Leo Vaughn quickly helped his sister up when he noticed something was amiss: "Is it really that funny?"

Leo Vaughn was helpless about Artie’s sense of humor.

"Isn’t it funny like this? Have you ever seen a Summer Fairmont as obedient as SpongeBob?"

"Is SpongeBob obedient?" Leo Vaughn was a little out of sync with Artie’s punchline.

"Isn’t SpongeBob obedient? Then what about Takanashi Hina and Nohara Shinnosuke?" Artie instantly rattled off two characters from Japanese anime.

"Who’s Takanashi Hina? Isn’t Nohara Shinnosuke Crayon Shin-chan? He should be one of the most rebellious kids around, right?"

In the five years the siblings had been apart, Artie still lived in the world of anime, but Leo Vaughn had long left it behind.

"Ah, brother, what’s with the seriousness? Artie was just giving an example, why are you taking it so literally? If you as a big guy keep being so serious with girls, be careful or you’ll stay a bachelor all your life~" Being playful when losing an argument is The Enchantress’s ultimate trick against the Nation’s Gentleman.