Ten Thousand Soul Banner: Deceased, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?-Chapter 1041 - 1037: Dou Dou’s Time

Duoduo is helping mom and dad with chores, while Dou Dou is lying on the couch at home, crossing his legs, watching TV, eating a banana, and leisurely swinging his little feet, blissfully happy.

At this time, Jiang Wenxin has already returned, and Tao Guangsha is still busy outside.

"Baby, did you and Brother Potato go to the countryside today?"

Jiang Wenxin brought a cup of milk and then sat beside Dou Dou.

Dou Dou immediately turned his eyes sideways upon hearing this, stealthily covering his pocket with his little hand, as wary as a food-guarding little hamster: "Why are you asking this? I don’t have any snacks for you."

Jiang Wenxin: ...

This little one thinks she’s being secretive, but she’s been completely seen through.

Jiang Wenxin stifled a laugh and reached out to rub her soft hair: "I’m not asking you for snacks, I just wanted to ask if you had fun in the countryside."

"Fun, it was so much fun." Dou Dou’s eyes lit up, instantly forgetting about food guarding, throwing aside the banana peel, and twisting her little body on the couch, excitedly shaking her feet.

"Duoduo and I chased an old hen, that chicken was amazing, fluttering and flew right onto the roof, nearly flipping the tiles off, and there was Tang Tang, hee hee..."

The little one speaks of today’s funny incidents, laughing so hard on the couch her little belly jiggles.

"What happened to Tang Tang?" Jiang Wenxin asked playfully, handing the milk to her.

Dou Dou took a big sip of milk, milk stains on the corners of her mouth, too excited to wipe it off, gesturing vividly: "Tang Tang tried to break the sugar cane, but she was too weak and hung suspended, swaying on the cane, I went to help and accidentally pulled her pants down, her round bottom was soft to touch..."

Speaking of this, she giggled uncontrollably, slapping the couch armrest.

Jiang Wenxin couldn’t help but laugh: "You, always picking on Tang Tang, did Grandma give you any candy?"

Upon hearing the word "candy", Dou Dou quickly covered her pocket, shaking her little head like a rattle: "No, there’s nothing in my pocket."

Though she says no, she pinches the seams of her pocket tighter with her fingers.

Jiang Wenxin found it amusing and intentionally teased her: "Oh? Really nothing? But I just saw a colorful candy wrapper peeking out from your pocket."

Dou Dou hurriedly looked down to cover, but moved too quickly, and a fruit candy rolled out with a "gulu", landing in the couch gap.

She immediately pretended to be nonchalant: "It’s not mine, Grandma forced it on me, I don’t like sweet sticky things."

Jiang Wenxin helped her retrieve the candy, peeled the wrapper, and offered it to her: "Alright, alright, it’s not your favorite, Grandma forced it on you, so now the ’unloved’ candy, do you want to give it to mom to eat?"

Dou Dou stared at the candy, swallowed, quickly knocked down Jiang Wenxin’s hand and stuffed the candy into her own mouth, mumbling: "No way, mom will get cavities, I’ll eat it for you so you won’t have a toothache."

Jiang Wenxin was amused and exasperated by her little cleverness, reaching out to tweak her nose: "You little rascal, always finding some excuse."

"By the way, where is dad? Where did he go? Why haven’t I seen him?"

Suddenly, Dou Dou glanced around, her eyes darting, clearly trying to quickly change the subject.

Before Jiang Wenxin could speak, she remembered something startling and widened her eyes: "Did he ’divorce’ with you and leave you?"

"You little rascal, what nonsense are you talking about."

Jiang Wenxin was amused and exasperated, reaching out to pinch her soft cheeks.

"You’re really hoping for me and your dad to divorce, huh?"

Dou Dou immediately nodded heavily, face full of excitement, eyes bright.

"When are you ’divorce’? Want to invite lots of people for dinner, I can bring rings for you."

"Silly girl, rings are for weddings." Jiang Wenxin rubbed her forehead, not knowing how to explain to her.

"What’s the difference?" Dou Dou frowned, looking justified.

"When ’married’, you invite lots of people for food, ’divorce’ should do the same, obviously."

Jiang Wenxin was too lazy to debate this with her, and turned the conversation to tease her: "What if I really divorced your dad, who would you choose to live with?"

"With whom? Of course with both mom and dad." Dou Dou blinked her big eyes, looking puzzled, as if it was the simplest question, "You’re asking strange questions."

"Divorce means mom and dad live separately, can’t stay together with you, you have to pick one, with me or with your dad." Jiang Wenxin patiently explained.

"Then after separating, when does dad come back?" Dou Dou tilted her head to ask, face full of confusion.

"He doesn’t come back, divorced means never together again."

Dou Dou, upon hearing this, suddenly clapped her little hands: "Oh, so ’divorce’ means this."

"You haven’t answered my question!" Jiang Wenxin didn’t let go, continuing to ask.

"What question?" Dou Dou tilted her head, looking clueless.

"I and your dad divorce, do you choose dad or mom?"

Dou Dou, hearing this, pointed her finger to her temple, emulating the cartoon character Ikkyu, tilting her head and earnestly thinking.

After a while, she slapped her thigh and firmly said: "I want to be with Brother Potato..."

Jiang Wenxin: ...

Just then, there came the sound of the door opening from the foyer, and Tao Guangsha’s voice was heard: "I’m back."

He changed his shoes and walked into the living room, seeing Jiang Wenxin’s helpless expression, couldn’t help but be curious: "What were you guys chatting about?"

Jiang Wenxin glanced at him without responding, continuing to talk to Dou Dou: "No, you can only choose one between dad and mom."

Dou Dou frowned earnestly contemplating for a while, finally making a decision: "Then I choose mom."

Jiang Wenxin instantly bloomed with joy, hugged her tightly, kissing her soft little face multiple times: "Oh, surely mom’s little baby."

Dou Dou was giggling from her kisses, her little hand patted her shoulder, seriously adding: "But I kind of miss Brother Potato, how about mom, you marry Brother Potato."

Tao Guangsha just walked to the couch, hearing this, stumbled, his whole body stiffened, feeling his temple pulse, feeling like he was falling apart.

Tao Guangsha: ╰_╯

Jiang Wenxin was initially stunned, then her face turned red and she couldn’t help but "pfft" burst into laughter.

Tao Guangsha clamped down on his inner "fury", leaned toward Dou Dou, gritting his teeth inquiring: "And me? You don’t want dad?"

Dou Dou blinked her clear big eyes, without hesitation answered: "Then you marry Brother Potato."

"Hahaha..."

Jiang Wenxin couldn’t hold back, hugging Dou Dou laughing until she couldn’t stand straight.

At that moment, Tao Guangsha couldn’t hold it straight either, joining the laughter.

Dou Dou scratched her head, being serious, unaware of what they were laughing about.