The Bigshot Married Himself to the Heiress-Chapter 458 - 459: Call Me Oppa

"Oppa, why aren’t you talking? Please don’t tell me you really want to sleep with Cynthia Leland? Come on, Oppa. Oppa, you’re mine... Give me a hug."

Sienna Johnson hugged Adrian Desmond’s arm and rubbed against him like a cat. Adrian’s face darkened; if it were anyone else, he would have kicked her away already.

"Speak properly!" Adrian couldn’t stand Sienna’s nonsense.

"Oppa, you’re scaring me..." She put her hand to her mouth, looking as if she were on the verge of tears.

"..."

"Oppa, you’re so mean..." Sienna twisted her face and wiped the corners of her eyes, which held no tears. "You treat me so harshly while being so nice to Jayce... You must be attracted to her big boobs... Don’t you just dislike my chest for not being as big as hers?"

"..."

"What’s the use of having such big breasts? It’s not like she’s breastfeeding."

Adrian felt like he was going insane. "When did I ever show interest in her big chest?"

"You’re being mean again... Boo hoo... And you said you didn’t have an interest in her big chest... Just admit it." Sienna pretended to cry while secretly peeping at him through her fingers. Watching Adrian’s darkened face, she found it extremely amusing.

"Didn’t you hear everything I said to Cynthia Leland this morning? Don’t you know what’s going on between us?"

This woman was definitely doing it on purpose; when had he ever complained about her chest?

"I was so far away; how could I hear? Who knows what you two were saying? Maybe you were planning a date behind my back..."

She leaned in, drawing circles on his chest with her finger. Adrian grabbed her mischievous hand and gently bit it, causing her to furrow her brow in mock annoyance.

"You’re just talking nonsense now!"

"That woman is eyeing you, so of course, I have to keep an eye on you... Don’t you agree, Oppa?"

"..."

"Oppa, you took so many cold showers last night, and you’re all wound up now. If Cynthia Leland stripped naked, would you...?"

"Do what?"

"Pounce on her."

"Haha..."

"What does ’haha’ mean?"

"What do you think?"

Adrian looked at her and smiled without saying anything. In the end, Sienna couldn’t keep up the act. Talking like this made even her feel uneasy.

"As the saying goes: ’It’s not the thief who’s scary, it’s the thief who covets.’ I’m just afraid you’ll fall for her tricks. You have no idea how thirsty she looks when she stares at you. If you gave her even the slightest hint, she could pounce on you right away... Her skirt was so short that when I picked up my chopsticks earlier, I could see her underwear... She sprayed so much perfume on herself, I almost suffocated..."

"Hahaha..." Adrian suddenly burst out laughing. Sienna didn’t understand what was so funny.

"Stop laughing! What’s so funny?"

"Mrs. Desmond, you look so cute when you’re jealous."

"You’re making fun of me." Sienna got annoyed, tickling him while intentionally acting cutesy and whiny, "Oppa, don’t you dare make fun of me..."

The two were making so much commotion in the car that it started shaking. The whole road was jammed, so the cars couldn’t move. An irritated driver watched the "dancing" car with interest.

The only pity was that the car’s windows were tinted, so nobody could see inside. Otherwise, no one would have minded even if the congestion had lasted a bit longer.

The traffic police responsible for directing traffic noticed the "dancing" car on the road and couldn’t ignore it. Sileria City was striving to become a civilized city, so they couldn’t allow such uncivilized behavior.

So, under the expectant gazes of onlookers, the traffic police officer approached the dancing car.

THUMP THUMP...

Adrian and Sienna looked at the traffic police officer knocking on their window. Since the officer was standing outside Sienna’s side, she rolled down the window.

She asked, "What’s the matter? Did we break any rules?"

The road had been blocked for over ten minutes, so it was impossible for them to have been speeding. Sienna was confused by the traffic police officer’s sudden appearance.

"Ma’am, Sileria City is currently promoting civility. Making our city more civilized is the duty of all its citizens. As a citizen of Sileria City, you have the responsibility and obligation to maintain the city’s image..."

After a lengthy speech, Sienna was still in a fog. "Excuse me, what exactly are you trying to say?"

"You didn’t understand what I meant after all I said?" The traffic police officer saw that Sienna was beautiful and young, so he tried to be tactful to avoid hurting her feelings.

"You can just say it directly."

The traffic police officer cleared his throat, a blush creeping onto his face. "During the day, please be mindful of your impact on others; people are watching. If you’re bored, find something else to do, but please refrain from ’car shaking’."

Car shaking?

Sienna felt as if a flock of crows had just flown over her head...

It wasn’t enough for Adrian to embarrass himself; he asked, "What is ’car shaking’?!" As a foreigner, Adrian was unfamiliar with Orienta internet slang, such as terms like ’cucumbers,’ ’chrysanthemums,’ and so on.

The traffic police officer looked at Adrian as if he were a monster. "You don’t know what ’car shaking’ is?"

"I understand the literal meaning, but it’s clear that’s not what you mean."

The traffic police officer glanced at Sienna, then back at the man sitting inside, who only showed half of his face. He thought the two were deliberately messing with him, so he stopped being considerate.

"Ma’am and sir, if you want to have sex, please do it at home! Although you’re in a car, this is still a public place, so please be mindful of your impact!" After saying this, the traffic police officer saluted and returned to directing traffic.

Adrian belatedly caught on. "He thought we were just having sex in here?"

Sienna’s face flushed slightly, but she couldn’t help but laugh at Adrian’s bewildered expression.

"What are you laughing at?"

"The traffic police officer just thought you were ’car shaking’."

"’Car shaking’? I can’t do that alone; it involves both of us."

"He was talking about you..."

"He was talking about you..."

"You..."

"It was obviously you."

Both of them were in high spirits today, chatting and tickling each other. Brett Jacobs, driving in the front, wasn’t sure if he should interrupt. People around were looking again, especially the traffic police officer from earlier. If they continued like this, the officer would surely return.

"COUGH, COUGH..." Brett couldn’t help but clear his throat, reminding the two adults in the back who were acting like children.

"Alright, alright, no more messing around." Sienna laughed so hard she could barely continue. "...The traffic police officer, well, he’s coming back. If he arrests you and subjects you to ideological and moral education, I’m not coming to bail you out."

"You wouldn’t get away either!"