The Days of Being the Richest Man in the Ninja World-Chapter 333. White Zetsu’s Boss Hunt Diary

Chapter 333. White Zetsu's Boss Hunt Diary

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Since the last meeting, where Black Zetsu addressed the growing issue of White Zetsus lazing around with no sense of purpose, an internal conference was held to discuss solutions to their current problems—no Madara-sama, no viable substitute, and no way to seize the Rinnegan.

After much deliberation, all Zetsus unanimously agreed:

We must find a new boss first~!

Otherwise, none of their current issues could be resolved.

But... who should they pick?

After another heated debate:

Now finding a boss who is rich, ruthless, and wants to change the ninja world has become their most important task at present.

Under Black Zetsu's leadership, all White Zetsus mobilized, scouting for the perfect sugar daddy—ahem—boss!

At this time, a group of White Zetsus subtly emerged from the ground, discreetly observing a certain grumpy old man and his bratty apprentice in the distance.

"That guy is Kakuzu!" declared one of the Reviewer White Zetsus in a black suit, adjusting his glasses while flipping through a notebook with a serious face. "A legendary ninja from the same era as the God of the Ninja World and Madara-sama! Rumor has it he once fought Senju Hashirama to a standstill and wasn't defeated—though that's probably bragging, so ignore it. Later, after a failed assassination attempt on the First Hokage, he was betrayed by Takigakure. He slaughtered all of Takigakure's higher-ups, defected, and mastered their forbidden jutsu—[Earth Grudge Fear]—and became active in the black market. He is also a famous assassin in the Ninja World! His mission completion rate is very high!"

The Judge White Zetsus nodded solemnly, studying Kakuzu.

"No-cost business must be profitable!"

"A former assassin definitely has darkness in his heart. Just a little guidance will do!"

"He looks really pissed right now...?"

"This... seems to be related to the fact that he recently recruited child laborers to make money for him!" the Reviewer White Zetsu explained matter-of-factly. "It's just that the child laborer blew up someone's restaurant on his first day at work! He lost a lot of money! Therefore, he is very angry now!"

"Is that so? Recruiting child laborers! He is indeed a black-hearted guy!"

"No wonder he keeps cursing [You are useless! You are useless!]. This kind of tool who disobeys orders would have been killed long ago if it were during the Third Ninja World War! He is simply a waste! He even made his master lose money!"

"We White Zetsus are way more obedient!"

"But... if he's doing no-cost business, why does he look so broke?"

"This~" The Reviewer White Zetsu sighed deeply. "He is not poor! According to the investigation, Kakuzu secretly deposited hundreds of millions. Although he is not as rich as the President of the Yuto Group or Danzo, he can be regarded as a rich man. It's just that this guy is very stingy! Especially stingy! He is the kind of guy who will starve for a few days even if he needs to! He will wait until the limited-time sale to buy things!"

Silence.

"..."

The Judge White Zetsus exchanged glances before shaking their heads in disappointment.

"Forget about this guy! You can tell at a glance that he clearly doesn't care about employee welfare!"

"Although we don't need to eat or drink! But... at least we should have a cup of milk tea~!"

"That's right! That's right! If he is so stingy, he will definitely not buy it for us! Change it!!"

With unanimous rejection, the Reviewer White Zetsu nodded and stamped a big red [REJECTED] on Kakuzu's profile.

"Next!"

"Next! Next!"

"Look at that tool kid, he's quite pitiful..."

"If he becomes the boss, what will we do if we get scolded like that?"

"It's getting late. How about we go have a meal?"

Amidst the murmurs, the White Zetsu Review Team sank back underground, ready to evaluate their next potential boss!

Meanwhile, with Kakuzu...

"Useless! You're useless! There is no future!" Looking at Deidara who was fiddling with the Flying Thunder God Sword, Kakuzu roared, snatched the Flying Thunder God Sword from Deidara's hands and smashed it on the ground. "You dare to play with it now! In the old days, defective tools like you would've been dismantled long ago! You even made the owner pay for it!"

"That was a limited edition, you bastard! Worth a fortune!"

"Fortune my ass! Useless kid's toy! Can you eat it? No! Get lost, you useless thing! What else can you do besides using some earth explosions? What's wrong? You really want to do a no-cost business with me? Your taijutsu sucks! Your ninjutsu sucks! Get out! You're completely useless!"

After roaring a few words, Kakuzu no longer cared about the arrogant little brat and turned around and left!

Is it easy to do no-cost business now? One slip-up, and your face is all over the internet! Even he, Uncle Kakuzu, doesn't dare to mess around!

What the hell is Iwagakure teaching their ninjas?!

They actually taught such a waste!

They are really stubborn, Iwagakure!

When the war started in Kumogakure, he thought that the Third Tsuchikage was stupid. Now it seems... all the ninjas in Iwagakure are stupid!

Pathetic!

"Damn it! He broke my Flying Thunder God Sword!" Deidara ignored Kakuzu's departure.

He will just sleep in the woods! It's not a big deal!

There is no problem!

Except... the Flying Thunder God Sword, after being thrown, doesn't seem to glow anymore!

"Does that cheap bastard even know how much this cost?!" Deidara fumed. "A mere ordinary person wants me to wipe tables and wash dishes for him? Don't dream! The river flows thirty years east and thirty years west..."

He, Deidara, was different from others!

Sooner or later, he will succeed!

...

On the other side.

The White Zetsu Review Team had arrived at their second target!

"Konoha rogue ninja—Orochimaru!" The Reviewer White Zetsu adjusted his glasses with an air of impartiality. "He once betrayed the village for Konoha's Billion, and then embarked on a journey of entrepreneurship. Later, because of—"

Before he could finish—

"Enough! Enough! No need to introduce this guy!"

"Right! Everyone knows him—he's a total cheapskate! Rumor has it that during his startup days, not only did he not pay salaries, but his hands were also stained with his own employees' blood!"

"All he does is make empty promises! Now he can't even pay wages. The other day, I took advantage of my free time to deliver takeout for some extra pocket money, and I heard tons of complaints about him!"

"Next! Next!"

"Working under him must be miserable—no money, just suffering!"

"Ugh! A trash who exploits his workers!"

"Is that so..." The Reviewer White Zetsu nodded. Although he'd heard Orochimaru recently secured a sizable investment, a stingy boss like this just wasn't worth it.

He can only make big promises and even owes wages—who'd want to work for him?

Adjusting his glasses, he declared, "Let's move on to the next one!"

With that, he sighed helplessly, and along with the other White Zetsus, submerged back into the ground. freewebnσvel.cøm

The quest to find a decent boss... was still a long and arduous journey!

As they sank into the earth, they couldn't help but spit in disgust at the unethical, black-hearted boss. "Pah!"

At that very moment, Orochimaru, who was in the middle of work, suddenly shuddered. Puzzled, he glanced around but found nothing unusual. "Did I make a mistake?" he muttered.

Why did it feel like someone had just spit at him?

Just then—

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing!" Hearing Kabuto's voice, Orochimaru licked his lips slightly and smiled at him. "So, have you made your decision? The base is rich now! I can fulfill all your demands. How about it? Come and work with me!"

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Translator's Note:

Sorry for not updating Chapters for several days. There was a personal issue, so I was busy dealing with it. So, here a mass release of 8 Chapters at once.