The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 36: Two Women in One Play_1

Han Mei’s eyes, clearly demarcated in black and white, had started to exude a hint of seductiveness, yet she firmly pinched Li Qing’s hand, preventing him from going any further, from touching the warm and damp mystery she was already aware of.

"We shouldn’t do this in broad daylight, we still have things to do later," Han Mei strained to suppress her voice as she spoke.

Li Qing gave up on going lower and moved his left hand to explore above, his large hand grasping Han Mei’s erect and fullness.

"Sister-in-law, it will be quick," he assured.

Early that morning, Yu Lan, that hypocritically demure and secretly provocative woman, had teased Li Qing, making it difficult for him to bear any longer.

Now, with his hands touching his sister-in-law’s soft and warm skin, how could he possibly hold back!

"Who shuts their door in the middle of the day!"

Just then, a yell came from outside, "Han Mei, hurry up and open the door for your mother!"

Han Mei broke free from Li Qing’s embrace in an instant like a startled rabbit and gave him a fierce glare.

Li Qing was suddenly frustrated. Which ill omen was this, to come at such an inconvenient time!

While Han Mei quickly tidied up her hair and clothes, she mouthed a message to Li Qing.

Though silent, Li Qing could roughly guess what she meant.

It was nothing more than a berating: I told you not to come, and you insisted. Now look, someone’s at the door!

Li Qing had boasted that he could detect footsteps, but when the person actually reached the door, he hadn’t heard a thing.

"Quick, tend the fire!" Han Mei twisted his ear before she dashed to open the door.

As the door swung open, Tian Yue’e walked in with her ample and enticing body, "What are you doing locking the door in the middle of the day?"

"Oh, Qingzi is here too!"

She pursed her lips lightly and her clear black and white eyes roamed between Han Mei and Li Qing.

The joke was clear in her gaze.

She might as well have come right out and said, I suspect the two of you are having an affair.

Han Mei glared angrily and landed a hard slap on Tian Yue’e’s buttocks, which were even perkier and bigger than hers, "Would you shut up? Do you want the entire neighborhood to find out?"

"Find out what? QiQi and I came here to have a meal, is that so strange?"

"It’s just a meal, not eating a person, what’s all the fuss about!"

She pressed her lips together while continuously raising her eyebrows playfully, which made Han Mei so angry that she lunged forward, grabbing Tian Yue’e’s waist with one hand and pinching her face with the other.

This playful scene left Li Qing utterly dumbfounded.

He had to admit, it was quite a sight.

Seeing that grabbing waist and pinching face was getting her nowhere, Han Mei’s hands moved to Tian Yue’e’s full, bouncy chest.

Tian Yue’e fought back just as boldly, reaching to lift Han Mei’s skirt.

Thanks to her brazen assist, Li Qing had a clear view of Han Mei’s panties. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

Pure pink, devoid of any pattern, making those legs look even fairer and more attractive.

After a few rounds, it was no surprise that Han Mei ended up the loser.

This outcome was something Li Qing had anticipated.

Compared to Tian Yue’e, who spoke with a loud voice and acted swiftly and decisively, Han Mei’s personality was evidently softer.

After Han Mei conceded, this delightful battle finally ended.

But Li Qing still hadn’t had his fill.

The glimpse of charm visible amidst their fluttering clothes left him unable to stop and filled him with surging desire.

"Enjoying the view?" Tian Yue’e sat down next to him on a small stool, her smile somewhat sly.

Both women had been intimate with him to some extent, and Li Qing saw no need to pretend, speaking frankly, "It’s attractive, but I didn’t get to see enough."

"You two scoundrels!"

Han Mei spat out softly, forcibly separating Li Qing and Tian Yue’e, and commanded, "You take care of the fire, you roll out the dough, get moving."

"See, your sister-in-law is determined to break us up," Tian Yue’e said with a giggling laugh, standing up and swaying her rich waist.

Rolling up her sleeves, she began to swing the rolling pin, the exaggerated motions making Li Qing’s ’tool’ stir as if it were the one poking the fire.

Tian Yue’e, this woman, was truly an enchantress meant to bewitch men.

Her every frown and smile, her every move, seemed to light the fire in his heart.

"Qingzi, did you just make your sister-in-law comfortable?" Tian Yue’e asked with one hand on her hip.

Li Qing immediately felt embarrassed.

In the presence of all three of them, that wasn’t really something one could say.

While cutting vegetables, Han Mei blushed and raised the knife, "You hussy, do you believe I’ll chop off that mouth of yours?"

"Qingzi would be heartbroken," Tian Yue’e said, throwing Li Qing a coquettish look.

Han Mei was instantly furious and pounced, ready to start a fight.

"Alright, alright, I’ll stop talking, I won’t say it anymore," Tian Yue’e immediately raised both hands.

"Hmph!"

Not long after that, Tian Yue’e suddenly asked again, "Qingzi, between your sister-in-law and me, whose are bigger?"

Li Qing: ...

As Han Mei raised the knife again, Tian Yue’e quickly backed down, "Okay, I really won’t talk anymore."

...

"Qingzi, actually you don’t know that your sister-in-law is quite the tease deep down, she likes touching herself..."

"Hey, hey, hey, I really won’t say anymore."

...

"Qingzi, look at us both bending over like this, whose view do you prefer?"

"Alright, put down the knife, I’ll shut up, I’ll really shut up now!"

...

"Qingzi, it seems your sister-in-law is wet..."

"Wait, wait, I mean you got water on you."

They were both teasing and playing, but Li Qing was truly suffering.

He could see but not taste.

He couldn’t possibly hug and hold Tian Yue’e with his sister-in-law around.

With Tian Yue’e there, his sister-in-law wouldn’t let him hug and hold either.

All he could do was watch, listen, and stand there in silence.

Such torment!

This meal made Li Qing feel unspeakably uncomfortable.

It was like a fire was pent up in his lower abdomen, but there was not even a slight chance to release it.

Finally, when lunch was over, he was preparing to seek an opportunity to flirt with his sister-in-law.

But that heartless Tian Yue’e wanted to take a nap with Han Mei.

What could Li Qing do?

He could only return home sulkily and fiercely took a cold shower to forcefully calm himself down.

Han Mei had to continue weeding in Tian Yue’e’s greenhouse in the afternoon, so Li Qing had to work in the fields alone.

This year’s wheat matured sporadically, like patches of persistent ringworm.

Even if Li Qing harvested alone, he could keep up without trouble.

With his mind free of distractions, he worked in the fields all afternoon, and when he returned home, it had just gotten dark.

He had exerted all his energy in the fields today and was somewhat tired, so he decided not to go to Han Mei’s house.

After taking a shower, he lay in bed for a while before getting up to cook.

He made a simple meal of noodles with a couple of side dishes and that was it.

Just as he was about to go to sleep, there was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" Li Qing asked as he approached.

"I’m delivering a woman for you to sleep with, hurry up and open the door," Tian Yue’e’s voice suddenly sounded outside.