The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 792 Love Gu_1

The petite and exquisitely shaped fifth Miss of the Wu Family clenched her pink fists tightly, glaring fiercely at Li Qing as though her eyes were about to pop out of their sockets.

If looks could kill, Li Qing would probably have been sliced and diced a thousand times over by now.

Yet even in such a state, her bright eyes still shimmered with a watery luster.

Observing her expression, Li Qing didn’t find her fierce at all, but rather increasingly adorable.

This little creature was truly endearing.

"Stop glaring at me. You clearly can’t do anything about me," Li Qing said with a heartless chuckle, "Be careful not to get so angry you hurt yourself. Moreover, just now you did say I could do whatever I wanted. I just did what I wanted to do, and I didn’t force you."

"Miss Fifth, calm down," whispered the girl who had been dancing earlier.

It seemed he was the true serving maid.

"Miss Fifth, otherwise let me do it for you, I... I can do it too," the dancing girl softly said.

"Step aside," Miss Fifth coldly rebuked with a spin of her eyes.

"...Okay."

With feigned ferocity, Miss Fifth approached Li Qing with a step that disowned all relatives, "I don’t have anything I want to know, you’ve misunderstood. This is simply the Wu Family’s way of treating guests; it’s always been like this. It’s just that I’m not feeling well today, and I probably can’t satisfy those weird tastes of yours. But if you want to roll in the sheets with me, that can be arranged."

"But what?" Li Qing asked seriously, "Come on, tell me your ’but’."

"There’s no but," Miss Fifth said with her tiny chin raised, sounding a bit wronged, "If you want to sleep, then just sleep."

"Oh, so you just want to offer me an apology?" Li Qing suddenly realized, "That attitude won’t do, who apologizes with their chin nearly tipping up to the sky? You’re either apologizing to me or it looks like you want to snub me with your nose."

As for why she would do such a thing, Li Qing felt it was somewhat unlikely.

But the only reason seemed to be that she had bumped his knee, which wasn’t much of an issue.

"So what kind of attitude do you want? You’ve just jabbed me with a drumstick, and it hurt—I... I didn’t like it. Isn’t that supposed to be the case?" Miss Fifth shouted boldly, as if she were trying to wrack her brain for a way to smooth things over.

Li Qing patted his own knee, "Come, sit down. Let’s talk."

Miss Fifth gave Li Qing a fierce glare, turned around, and sat down, grabbing Li Qing’s shoulder with her left hand, "Like this? Are you satisfied now?"

Li Qing shook his head, "Not quite satisfied. I remember your clothes weren’t so neat just now."

Taking a deep breath, Miss Fifth suddenly tore off her sash and pulled down her skirt, turning her head to shout, "Here you go!"

"Now it should be about right, shouldn’t it? I’m telling you, don’t torture me in those bizarre ways again. If you really want to sleep with me, then hurry up. I can yield my body to you. That won’t harm me much, I can only go this far."

"But after I do, you can’t talk about today’s incident. If you agree, do whatever you want with me."

Li Qing’s eyebrows knitted slightly—her words sounded odd, didn’t they?

Her motives were just as strange.

Even if he did speak out, what would it matter? It seems like it wouldn’t hurt the Wu Family at all, right?

Moreover, it seems like the Fifth Miss can do nothing and still be okay.

Why would she need to do this?

Li Qing was somewhat baffled.

"The real way you control me can’t be by doing that kind of thing, right?" Li Qing asked.

The Fifth Miss rolled her eyes dramatically, "Is there such a method in the world? If there is, you can teach me, and I’ll use it on you right now. I find that your imagination is quite rich, to come up with such a thing."

"Although I’ve never heard of it, I’m certain it exists!" Li Qing said with conviction.

After encountering so many strange things, he now felt that anything beyond imagination could be possible in the world.

"You just go on and fantasize, believe whatever you want. If you don’t want to get involved, I definitely won’t force you, right? It’s just that our branch’s status within the Wu Family is a bit poor, and I don’t want my recent actions to bring trouble upon our lineage," the Fifth Miss said solemnly, "You may not be willing, but you can’t blow the incident of me beating you up out of proportion, okay?"

This reason seemed to have a tiny bit of sense to it.

"Or else you lie down, and I try it out gently?" Li Qing casually suggested, playing with those two heavy, soft trinkets.

The face of the Fifth Miss immediately darkened, "How can you try it out gently with that sort of thing? Just a little in and that’s it?"

Li Qing nodded earnestly, "That is indeed what I had in mind."

The Fifth Miss pressed her lips together hard, "You’re the most bizarre person I’ve ever met. How could you think of such a method? How about treating me like a real woman for a change? I do have dignity, you know."

"But I don’t trust you," Li Qing stated very seriously, "Shouldn’t I test it out to see if it’s safe?"

The Fifth Miss glared at Li Qing furiously, took a deep breath, and said, "Fine, meeting such a bastard like you, I admit defeat today. Come on, try it. I want to see how you will try."

Just at that moment, a fragrant breeze suddenly wafted through.

The flamboyant Huan Ling Ji in a red dress suddenly appeared in the seat opposite Li Qing. She crossed her legs with a graceful motion, twisted her supple body, rested her chin on her hand, and smiled at Li Qing saying, "Little brother, what are you playing at?"

This woman came in too quickly, making Li Qing somewhat embarrassed.

There was the scent of a fragrance in the air, and then she was sitting there, giving Li Qing no time to prepare.

Li Qing awkwardly withdrew his hand from the Fifth Miss, "The Wu Family is so hospitable, one has to accept their generosity with gratitude."

Huan Ling Ji glanced at the Fifth Miss’s tender and full chest, then praised with a smile, "This young lady is really pretty and has a great figure. Is this how you seduce my smelly brother so directly?"

The Fifth Miss, too, looked a bit awkwardly embarrassed. She hurriedly straightened her clothes and said with feigned calmness, "I wouldn’t call it seduction, it’s just that we have... a kindred spirit, and my heart was moved all of a sudden."

"Oh... is that so?" Huan Ling Ji elongated her tone with a smile, "My smelly brother does fall easily, especially for a little beauty like you; he just can’t control himself."

"But smelly brother, the people of the Wu Family are very skilled in raising gu. They have something called a ’Love Gu’ that is planted through the joy of men and women, and with just a slightly higher Realm they can control you."