The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 824 A Big Fun

Three fashionably dressed young people were arguing noisily when they suddenly started fighting in the square.

Hua Liangjun, clutching a yellow talisman in his hand, angrily shouted, "You fucking sissy, don’t you push me too far!"

"I don’t know who’s going too far, always calling others a fucking sissy. You’re the fucking sissy, your whole family are fucking sissies!" Li Yumeng retorted in a shrill voice, her hand suddenly brandishing a pink short sword.

"Oh my God, I really can’t take this anymore!" Hua Liangjun cried out in despair, "Fucking sissy, go to hell!"

As Hua Liangjun flung the talisman, Li Yumeng met the attack with her sword without hesitation, and the two exchanged blows in an instant.

The talisman was a Thunder Talisman, and although its descent was not accompanied by any deafening noise, it was wreathed in dense arcs of electricity, crackling around it.

The red short sword in Li Yumeng’s hand might have looked somewhat cute, but it was equally formidable in strength.

Every swing sent a slash of Sword Qi slicing through the air, the fierce Sword Qi ripping the ground of the square into curls.

The youth in a fisherman’s hat, seeing tourists starting to gather around and their smartphones raised like weapons, suddenly became frantic and yelled, "Fuck, have you two gone mad? This is a public place, for heaven’s sake!"

"Don’t interfere; at worst, we’ll just have to handle the PR fallout. Today, I have to teach this fucking sissy a lesson he won’t forget; damn, he’s about to give me an aneurysm!" Hua Liangjun said as he pulled another talisman from his bag.

"It’s you who shouldn’t interfere; today, I must slay this heartless jerk," Li Yumeng shouted angrily, "You used to say I was so gentle and wanted to see how much I could take. Now you complain I suffocate you; there’s no such person. Bastard, heartless jerk, I hope you never have a son with a backside!"

The young man in the fisherman’s hat was dumbstruck, "Wait, you two... hold on, you mean... you’ve tried it?"

Hua Liangjun’s face was a picture of embarrassment as he shouted urgently, "Don’t listen to the sissy’s nonsense; that’s just slander. I’m not into him at all, I like women, women!"

"Yeah, right, women," Li Yumeng rolled her eyes and said, "Miao Yue, wait a bit and I’ll send you the video. I can live without this face, but I have to show you what kind of person our Young Master Hua really is, the rubbish heartbreaker!"

"You scum, you even took a video? Fuck, how can you be so disgusting?" Hua Liangjun exclaimed in shock and anger, then turned to the young man in the fisherman’s hat and shouted, "Miao Yue, fine, I admit we did it once, but that was just out of curiosity. I’ve never tried that ’model’ before, so I just gave it a small try, and the fact is that women are sweeter. That thing is just not for humans."

The young man with the fisherman’s hat felt his brain couldn’t keep up and felt completely overwhelmed.

"Both of you stop right now; let’s talk about this in private. Do you two really want to be famous that badly?" He rushed over to Hua Liangjun and Li Yumeng, hissed at them in a low voice, "These people are recording, forget about PR later, we have to think about PR right now." 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦

Hua Liangjun turned to look around and his expression immediately collapsed, "Fuck, this was really rash, all because of this fucking sissy. His whining reminded me of how he used to whine, fuck, my head is about to explode, I just can’t stand it. People shouldn’t have too much curiosity, otherwise there’s definitely a lifetime of trauma, it’s too disgusting."

Li Yumeng glared fiercely at Hua Liangjun with dead-fish eyes, waving her short sword, "You scumbag, calling me your sweetheart when we did it and now you find me disgusting? Come on, no more talking, let’s fight to the death today!"

Miao Yue hurriedly grabbed Li Yumeng again, "Little Meng, don’t be impulsive, seriously, don’t be rash, we’re here for important business!"

By this time, the square in front of the village office was already packed with people, countless curious tourists were holding up their cellphones, frantically recording the scene.

Li Qing, who had just woken up from a nap, came down with Jing Yan, planning to help out at the barbecue stand in the evening, but ended up encountering this situation. When the two squeezed in, the fight between Hua Liangjun and Li Yumeng had just begun.

"Husband, the strength of these two isn’t weak, they’re both around the Mid Foundation Establishment Stage," Jing Yan commented lightly, "Have cultivators come to our village for some matter?"

"I’m not sure about that, looking at them, maybe they’re just here to sightsee as well!" Li Qing said offhandedly, "But their relationship seems pretty complicated, it sounds kind of interesting."

"Husband, what’s the relationship between them?" Jing Yan hadn’t figured it out yet and asked curiously.

Li Qing couldn’t help but laugh, "Let me explain it to you in detail, hahaha, holy shit, this kind of scene is really rare."

"Husband, don’t just laugh, tell me," Jing Yan said.

"Alright, alright, alright, this is just too...," Li Qing tried to hold back his laughter, "First of all, all three of these people are men, the one holding the pink Short Sword, even though he dresses like a woman, is actually a man. Then the one with the sunglasses, had a fling with this androgynous individual, and seemed to be disgusted afterward, which is why they’re fighting."

"And that one wearing the fisherman’s hat didn’t say much, but I feel that this guy’s relationship with the androgynous one isn’t normal either. You hear their nicknames, Miao Miao, Little Meng Meng, seriously I can’t call you with such nicknames, it’s too cringy."

"So, this is probably a legendary love triangle, one is a one-time affair, the other a long-term relationship," Li Qing concluded.

Jing Yan, after listening, was visibly shocked, "Husband, can men with men... also be possible? How do they do it? I mean, where does it go?," she inquired.

Li Qing glanced around quietly to make sure no one nearby was paying attention to them as they were all busy watching the young man’s commotion, then covertly gestured on Jing Yan’s buttocks with his palm, whispering, "It goes here!"

"Ah..." Jing Yan let out a soft moan, blushing furiously, "This... How can they do that? They’re too wild."

"Wasn’t this kind of practice very popular in the old days? Wealthy families liked to keep handsome young men, haven’t you heard about that?" Li Qing asked in surprise.

Jing Yan shook her head, "Maybe, but I truly haven’t heard of it. This matter, I find it quite outrageous, how can men get together like that, it’s not clean at all, is it?"

"Oh, well, those who are more particular would wash beforehand, they can get clean," Li Qing said with a laugh.

"They seem to be having quite a bit of fun, but to show off their cultivation so openly, there should be some problem, right?"