The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 870: The Strangest Time

Li Qing, who would normally react quite naturally to this sort of thing, suddenly found himself at a loss today.

Especially after Tian Yueqin handed him that handkerchief; it completely threw him off.

It wasn’t that he was repulsed by it, he could handle it just the same, but it just felt awkward and uncomfortable.

He suddenly felt as if he were on a mission.

Even though he was lying on the bed, his mind was far from settled.

Familiar with Li Qing beyond measure, Tian Yue’e and Yu Lan quickly noticed his unusual state. Tian Yue’e asked, "Still brooding?"

"Suddenly, I inexplicably have this feeling of entering the bridal chamber or completing a mission," Li Qing said with a wry smile.

"Never mind her, why such a fuss?" Tian Yue’e said, "This girl has been spoiled from a young age, always doing as she pleases, utterly indifferent to others’ feelings. Why should everything be done her way?"

Tian Yueqin, who was watching from the side, leaned in and asked, "What’s wrong with me? I don’t think I’ve done anything now, have I?"

"Is that so? Why don’t you think about it a bit more carefully?" Tian Yue’e asked impatiently.

Tian Yueqin pouted, thought for a moment, then shook her head in confusion, "I really don’t think I did anything..."

"Yueqin, I’m actually quite curious about your perspective on this matter," Li Qing said.

After another moment of contemplation, Tian Yueqin leaned against Li Qing, propped up her chin with her hand and said, "I think there are two purposes to this kind of thing, expressing love and producing offspring. The first time is about expressing love, handing myself over to you to show my sincerity, my heart and being are yours, just like that. After that, it’s solely about producing offspring."

"I see, no wonder then," Li Qing chuckled.

"No wonder what?" Tian Yueqin asked curiously.

"No wonder you could bring out that handkerchief," Tian Yue’e chided lightly, "Your behavior is as outdated as your thinking. How are you not aware that you still harbor such archaic thoughts? Transmigrated from the past?"

"What’s wrong with that, is there a problem with how I think?" Tian Yueqin retorted somewhat displeased, "This is precisely the correct starting point."

"You be you, I can’t be bothered to argue about this," Tian Yue’e said with some impatience.

Her views on the matter greatly differed from Tian Yueqin’s.

In fact, the views of most contemporary women are completely opposite to those of Tian Yueqin.

"Brother Qingzi, is there anything wrong with my thinking?" Tian Yueqin made a face at Tian Yue’e, then turned to Li Qing and asked.

"Nothing’s wrong, it’s quite good," Li Qing said with a smile.

Who could say her thinking was mistaken? Tian Yueqin was pursuing another way of life and perspective.

It’s just a different approach, and there is no right or wrong in it.

"That’s good, I thought I really made a mistake, scared me there," Tian Yueqin giggled, and then turned to look at Yu Lan who was helping Li Qing with her mouth, "Auntie Yu Lan, this... does it taste good?"

This question instantly bathed Yu Lan’s face in redness, spreading like the glow of a fiery sunset across the sky.

"This... it’s quite nice," she said, too embarrassed to look at Tian Yueqin, burying her head and speaking incoherently.

"It seems indeed," Tian Yueqin laughed, "Auntie Yu Lan, may I try it too?"

Yu Lan looked up shyly, wiped the corner of her mouth, and gestured for Tian Yueqin to come over.

Having never experienced such a thing, Tian Yueqin approached it with the curiosity of a baby, first inspecting and playing with it before lightly tasting it, "It tastes pretty ordinary... there’s a hard-to-describe flavor, but indeed it’s not bad."

Li Qing, Tian Yue’e, and Yu Lan exchanged glances, all smiling with a touch of helplessness.

Today, the three of them could truly say they were entirely at the mercy of Tian Yueqin.

And Tian Yue’e and Yu Lan weren’t feeling much more comfortable themselves. Because of Tian Yueqin, they also felt somewhat restrained.

Tian Yue’e leaned forward, her ample chest rubbing against Li Qing’s, and asked with a smile, "How does it feel to be served by us sisters, top and bottom?"

"To tell you the truth, it’s actually quite comfortable," Li Qing laughed, "I was as decisive in my rejection before as I am now delighted."

"It’s hard to say whether this is a good or bad thing," Tian Yue’e shook her head and chuckled, "But it seems like there isn’t much of a choice now."

"You should say that the key decision isn’t in our hands," Li Qing laughed.

If he had the choice, he would have forcefully convinced Tian Yueqin, and then today’s episode wouldn’t have happened.

But persuasion by force wasn’t an option.

This obstinate fellow really left him feeling helpless.

"Yue Qin, come on," Tian Yue’e stood up and said.

Tian Yueqin immediately released her mouth and finally, with a hint of shyness, asked, "Should I lie down?"

From the beginning until now, this was the first time she showed any shyness; before, she seemed unfazed.

Even though she had never experienced something like this before, she always kept her composure, never blushing or panting.

"If you prefer another position, you can, but then maybe you won’t need this handkerchief you’ve prepared," said Tian Yue’e, "But if you want to use the handkerchief, then lie down honestly."

"Then I’ll lie down," Tian Yueqin obediently said.

All the preparations were ready.

At this moment, Li Qing felt an especially strong sense of completing a mission.

It should have been a very passionate and intense affair, so how did it come to this...

"Here I come," Li Qing extended his hand to test the waters, then suddenly his expression froze, "Why do you not have any reaction at all?"

"What reaction?" Tian Yueqin asked in confusion.

"I mean..." Li Qing gestured with his finger, "logically, you should be wet."

Tian Yue’e and Yu Lan leaned in to take a look, and Yu Lan said, "There really is no reaction at all. Yue Qin, is there something wrong with your body? This doesn’t make sense."

"What? You... you... Brother Qingzi, at least stimulate me a bit!" Tian Yueqin suddenly cried out in embarrassment and annoyance.

"I’ve been serving you all this while, and we’ve even been chatting. It seems quite normal for me to not have any reaction," he responded.

"Indeed, Qingzi on top," Tian Yue’e burst into laughter, rocking back and forth.

This affair today left her feeling somewhat uncomfortable, not knowing quite what to say or do, somewhat in disarray.

Li Qing pressed down on Tian Yueqin, looking at those eyes that shone with a mischievous light, blinking because of shyness, and leaned down to kiss her.

"Mmm..." Tian Yueqin’s eyes widened suddenly.

She had expected a rather straightforward kind of stimulation, but she hadn’t expected Li Qing to kiss her directly.

Lips and tongues trembling, they began to intertwine passionately, and after passively receiving for a moment, Tian Yueqin finally responded.