The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 914: The Affected Porcelain Doll

Grabbing onto the girl’s bikini strap was indeed quite an awkward situation.

Especially since the string on Gan Yingying’s back was so thin, when Li Qing got hold of it, he didn’t even realize there was such a thing. A mid-Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator like himself didn’t even sense such a minor detail—it was rather shameful to admit.

But then again, he found it very hard to imagine what kind of design this girl was wearing—the string was so fine that it was almost imperceptible.

As for the style of this item, Li Qing could now be considered quite experienced, but Gan Yingying’s was still something he couldn’t quite guess.

By touch, it felt somewhat like a swimsuit, but it was still too thin.

It was so thin it could be neglected.

How on earth did she manage to prop up such large assets so pertly with such a thin little thing?

Could it be they’re naturally full and perky?

It seemed that this possibility couldn’t be ruled out, like Yu Baishuo, who could even cause the hem of a white shirt to flip up.

Li Qing let go of the clothing on Gan Yingying’s back but then didn’t know where else to hold on to.

It seemed a bit like there was nowhere to start...

Gan Yingying was clearly resistant to having too much physical contact with him, but the only option that might not lead to a skin-to-skin feel seemed to be grabbing her hair. Still, Li Qing worried that might hurt the girl too much.

"I think you might as well just hold onto my arm, there’s no other way," Li Qing said somewhat helplessly.

"Can I... can I hold onto your lapel?" Gan Yingying asked shyly, seeming very reserved.

Li Qing couldn’t quite understand, was she really this apprehensive?

Was this girl taking issue with him, or was she always this guarded about her personal space?

"What do you think?" Li Qing said irritably, "The speed of the Godspeed Talisman is far from that of Tool Control, but it’s still much faster than a car. Do you think if a car is speeding on the highway, you could hold onto its rearview mirror and hang there successfully?"

"But you just grabbed onto my clothing..." Gan Yingying timidly pointed out.

"That’s because I shielded both of you with my spiritual power. Otherwise, how could such a bit of fabric withstand such speed? I can control my spiritual power freely when I’m holding you, but if you’re just holding onto my lapel and not letting me touch you anywhere else, it’s hard for me to use my spiritual power, you understand?" Li Qing couldn’t help feeling a bit indignant.

With just a few sentences from this girl, he felt his temper rising.

Perhaps sensing the change in Li Qing’s expression, Gan Yingying pouted and gently responded, obediently grabbing onto Li Qing’s arm, "Okay, team leader, I... I understand."

Li Qing enveloped both bodies with his spiritual power and took off at breakneck speed.

Caring two people, he couldn’t go too fast; he was far from achieving the realm of melding with the wind, and seemed more like he was driving an old clunker. Yet even at such a speed, an accident happened...

When Li Qing descended the mountain and came out of the gully, due to the diving motion, the speed suddenly increased, and then the full weight of Gan Yingying’s assets came crashing against him, trapping Li Qing’s arm in that narrow gap.

The sensation of that instant jolt made Li Qing’s entire body shiver.

This girl, who was very resistant to physical contact on the surface, wore a bikini that was just like wearing nothing at all, almost a true sensation of skin on skin.

That contact didn’t just cause Li Qing’s whole body to recoil; it seemed to have frightened Gan Yingying as well.

She cried out in alarm, her hands suddenly letting go.

That moment nearly scared Li Qing half to death.

Although the speed of the fall was relatively slow, the height was alarmingly high, at least several dozen meters from the ground, due to plunging downward.

While this height wouldn’t be fatal for a Qi Cultivation Stage cultivator, it would certainly leave her half-dead from the fall.

At the very least, breaking an arm or a leg seemed inevitable.

In a moment of desperation, Li Qing grabbed Gan Yingying’s pretty pert butt and forcefully pulled her into his arms, then dove into the valley, finally stopping the Godspeed Talisman and scowled darkly as he demanded, "Are you insane?"

Gan Yingying’s face turned deathly pale with fright, her lips quivering uncontrollably, but her eyes were filled with both tension and shyness.

Her reaction, it seemed, didn’t know which emotion to express first.

On her face, marked by exotic beauty, it was as if nervousness, fear, and shyness had convened a meeting.

The fear on her face was so intense that it led to her ghostly white complexion.

But in her lowered eyes, the shyness was as thick as honey, as if shyness had intensified, becoming even more distinct.

"Team leader, what... what happened?" Deng Jian was still unaware of what had transpired and couldn’t help asking with some tension in his voice.

Li Qing’s expression was stern and somewhat frightening.

Li Qing didn’t speak but simply looked at Gan Yingying with heavy-lidded eyes.

Gan Yingying stood timidly in front of Li Qing like a child who had done wrong, her large eyes flickering uneasily as she murmured softly, "Team leader, I’m sorry, that just now... It startled me."

"Are you two here to assist me, or am I here to assist you?" Li Qing was starting to get a bit heated.

What’s the deal? Was this delicate act really necessary?

A porcelain doll wasn’t even as fragile as this, right?

"Team leader, don’t be angry. My junior sister is not usually like this. She’s normally quite careless, almost like a boy. She’s probably just too nervous to meet you, team leader," Deng Jian hastily interjected, trying to defuse the tension.

Although he still hadn’t figured out exactly what happened, smoothing things over seemed the right thing to do.

"It’s me... I really was quite nervous," Gan Yingying said with her head lowered, her expression full of unease.

The unusually stern look on Li Qing’s face was so distracting that she no longer had the luxury to dwell on the embarrassing incident that made her wish she could crawl into a mouse hole to hide.

"Are you nervous, or are you being cautious around me? If you have any complaints against me, find somewhere else to be an assistant!" Li Qing said solemnly, "Being an assistant isn’t something you can just do for a day and then quit the next; there’s no need to make yourself uncomfortable just to obey orders."

Gan Yingying suddenly looked up and hurriedly said, "Team leader, you’ve misunderstood. I don’t mean to be wary of you; I was just... really too nervous. Team leader, I’m sorry."

Seeing the girl on the verge of tears, Li Qing suppressed the restless anger in his heart and said, "The two of you, find your own way to Huai Tree Street."

He couldn’t be bothered anymore.

With Gan Yingying like this, not even able to hold her hand without causing a fuss, how was he supposed to lead her? He simply couldn’t do it.

Having dropped that remark, Li Qing activated the Godspeed Talisman and left the valley directly.

This whole affair had given him the exasperating feeling of having acquired an ancestor for himself.

With a list of what’s not allowed, how could he expect them to be assistants? They’d be better off as mascots.