The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 36: Small Seed Society! (2)

Romeo sat comfortably inside his premium wooden booth.

He casually observed the highly degenerate, pathetic spectacle unfolding across the underground tavern through the two tiny eye holes of his white bedsheet.

The entire room was filled with weeping, drunken ghosts complaining loudly about their tragic dual-cultivation lives.

"My wife brought a ’personal spiritual massage therapist’ into our courtyard today!" one ghost cried into his ale. "The massage session lasted for four whole hours behind locked doors! She was screaming so loudly I had to cover my ears!"

"Stay strong, brother! That is a profound cuckold tribulation!" another ghost patted his shoulder sympathetically.

"I achieved a supreme personal record today, brothers!" a third ghost proudly announced to his table. "I managed to last exactly three whole seconds before my Yang essence exploded! My jade beauty only sighed twice before turning her back to me!"

"Heavens above! Three whole seconds?!"

Several younger ghosts, who had clearly never even touched a woman’s hand, began to salivate profusely.

"Please tell us your profound secrets, senior! What exactly did the jade beauty’s heavenly valley feel like for those three glorious seconds?!"

Listening to these incredibly pathetic, tear-jerking conversations, Romeo felt a massive wave of pure, unadulterated smugness wash over his entire soul.

He leaned back against the wooden wall. He crossed his arms over his white bedsheet like a conquering demon king hiding among a flock of sick chickens.

In his previous tragic life as Kaizen, he was exactly like these pathetic, weeping ghosts.

Even though he possessed Lilian, a literal runway-model jade beauty, he could never satisfy her bottomless heavenly valley.

His peanut was simply too weak. That was the exact profound reason she betrayed him and shamelessly spread her legs for his sworn brother Arthur.

But this time? This life was completely different!

He finally knew exactly what real, world-destroying sex actually felt like! He had utterly dominated a supreme Matriarch!

Just thinking about that glorious, intense moment in the hallway with his naughty, dripping Aunt Valentina caused a sudden, terrifying reaction in his lower half.

His disguised pumpkin seed twitched violently! It began to aggressively swell and demand blood!

’Danger! Absolute heavenly danger!’ Romeo shrieked in his spiritual sea.

If his sleeping dragon fully awakened right now, it would instantly pitch a thirteen-inch tent completely through his ghost uniform!

The sheer size of his demonic pillar would instantly expose him as a fraudulent intruder!

The jealous Small Seed Society members would definitely lynch him on the spot!

He desperately needed to kill his raging boner!

He violently clamped his eyes shut and furiously conjured the absolute most disgusting, hateful image he could possibly imagine.

He pictured the incredibly ugly, sneering face of his sworn enemy Arthur. He pictured Arthur’s smug smile and the bloody, decapitating sword swinging toward his neck!

The profound, bone-chilling killing intent completely neutralized his rogue lust. The terrifying beast immediately shrank back down into a harmless, sleeping pumpkin seed.

Romeo let out a long, highly turbid breath of relief. That was an incredibly close call.

Suddenly, a profound shift in the tavern’s atmosphere caught his attention. A new figure was slowly approaching his premium booth.

Unlike the dozens of pathetic members wearing cheap white bedsheets, this specific person was draped completely in a premium, heavy black bedsheet!

This was clearly a high-ranking elder or an official merchant of the secretive club.

The black ghost stopped directly in front of Romeo’s table.

"Greetings, new brother," the black ghost whispered with a raspy, secretive voice. "Are you willing to participate in tonight’s sacred underground trade exchange? We buy and sell highly exotic, discrete goods to ease the profound suffering of our members."

Romeo smirked like a true villain beneath his white cotton mask. He came here tonight completely prepared for this exact moment!

He leaned forward over the wooden table. He motioned for the black ghost to lean in closer.

Romeo slowly reached his hand entirely under his white bedsheet. He accessed his spatial ring and pulled out a small, incredibly fragrant bundle of black fabric.

It was the exact same piece of clothing Aunt Valentina had frantically discarded on the wooden chair this morning!

He placed the crumpled fabric gently onto the table and leaned in to whisper his incredibly degenerate sales pitch.

"I possess a supreme, heaven-defying artifact tonight, brother," Romeo whispered with maximum, unfiltered degeneracy. "This is a genuine, luxury black lace panty worn directly by a prime, extremely mature, voluptuous noble milf!"

The black ghost’s eye holes visibly widened.

"It has absolutely not been washed!" Romeo continued his shameless, highly detailed description. "It is completely saturated with an entire ocean of her scalding hot, highly fragrant Yin essence! The crotch fabric is literally stiff, crusty, and profoundly sticky from her unquenchable, overflowing lust! The starting bid for this supreme milfy treasure is exactly two hundred premium gold coins!"

The black ghost violently gasped for mortal air. A thick string of drool instantly leaked from beneath the dark fabric of his hood.

The sheer, overwhelming Yin aroma radiating from the tiny black panty was completely intoxicating. It was the absolute holy grail for these frustrated, desperate men!

"T-two hundred gold coins?!" The black ghost stammered, his hands visibly shaking as he stared at the sticky luxury lace. "Brother... this is an incredibly steep price... but the supreme quality of these leaked juices is completely undeniable! I will take this to the main auction stage immediately!"

After a highly agonizing period of waiting, the black ghost finally finished his collection rounds across the underground tavern.

He carried several heavily sealed pouches filled with pathetic, discrete goods gathered from the other weeping members.

A few moments later, the dim lighting of the tavern suddenly shifted. A profound hush fell over the entire room of white ghosts.

At the very middle back of the grand hall, a hidden wooden stage was slowly elevated. Three distinct, highly imposing individuals stepped completely out of the shadows.

The person walking perfectly in the center was draped entirely in a luxurious, black and gold trimmed bedsheet!

He radiated the absolute authority of a sect boss. He confidently sat down upon a heavily carved, throne-like wooden chair. 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

Standing respectfully to his left was the exact same black ghost who had visited Romeo earlier.

Standing to his right was an incredibly menacing figure wearing a blood red and black bedsheet, acting exactly like a supreme bodyguard for the secretive club!

Every single pair of eyes in the tavern immediately turned toward the elevated stage.

The black ghost slowly stepped forward. He was carefully carrying a glowing, square glass storage cube. The supreme artifact inside was completely hidden beneath a premium red silk cloth.

Loud murmurs and highly excited whispers instantly erupted across the sea of white ghosts.

"Heavens above! What is the supreme premium artifact for tonight?"

"During every single gathering auction, the black ghost only displays the absolute most premium item! It must be something personally deemed worthy by the Gold Patriarch himself!"

"I bet it is a pill that grants exactly five seconds of stamina! A true heavenly treasure!"

A massive buzz of anticipation began to vibrate through the entire room.

Inside his premium booth, Romeo simply crossed his arms and smirked with extreme, villainous arrogance. He knew exactly what was hiding underneath that red silk cloth!

After all, in his previous tragic life as Kaizen, he had attended these pathetic gatherings so many times!

He knew exactly how the display section operated. He knew exactly what kind of degenerate trash these men valued the absolute most!

Just like he perfectly calculated, the black ghost raised his hand to silence the room. With a dramatic, highly theatrical flourish, he simply pulled the red silk cloth completely back!

A collective, heaven-shaking gasp violently echoed through the tavern!

Revealed to the mortal realm, perfectly suspended in mid-air inside the glowing glass cube by a minor levitation array, was Aunt Valentina’s crusty, black lace panty!

It was proudly displayed to the masses exactly like it was the most priciest, heaven-defying treasure in the entire mortal world!