The Heavenly Dao System-Chapter 70: Ascension Pop

Duan Fulong coldly snorted and unleashed his powerful spells targeted at the barrier.

The barrier didn’t have any weak points, but they had already investigated for so long to know that it could still be shattered.

The bombardment continued for a few minutes, and by now Ye Ming had lost all interest.

"Lan, come massage me." He yawned and leaned on a comfortable chair, his legs extended and placed on a table that Qing Lan retrieved.

Qing Lan also began to massage Ye Ming’s shoulders, completely disregarding Duan Fulong and his men’s attack.

When Duan Fulong noticed their reaction, he felt extremely humiliated.

At least behave like you’re in danger!

Did they think he came here to put on some fireworks show?

How disrespectful of them!

Besides Duan Fulong, the fellow cultivators were equally enraged by their lack of response.

"Hmph, take out all your precious tools and shatter the barriers."

"We have limited time, and I suspect his parents had already sensed our presence."

"Our Boss is entangled with them and could only buy a little bit of time for us. Once we capture that brat, we can finally extract his bloodline and essence. The secret to achieving Beyond Origin Realm is at hands!"

In the blink of an eye, they bombarded the flying ship with extreme ferocity.

Amidst the attack, Ye Ming asked, "Do we have any beverages and some snacks?"

"We have an abundance of them."

Sometime later, Qing Lan snapped her fingers, and rows of beverages and snacks appeared.

"Oh my, these beverages and snacks are very interesting." This was the first time that Ye Ming showed such an interest.

Food is one of the many things that make people happy.

Who didn’t enjoy good food?

All the snacks were something he had never seen or heard of before. The packaging was also done very neatly.

When comparing these snacks to those on Earth, it was the equivalent of comparing dirt to food.

It wasn’t even a challenge.

"I want to try all of them," Ye Ming declared.

"Um, all at once?" Unsure of his meaning, Qing Lan wanted to make sure she didn’t react wrong.

However, Ye Ming was certain that she was being cautious.

Since she was deceived once, Qing Lan no longer dared to act clever and instead acted like a programmed robot.

Ye Ming also realized he shouldn’t have exposed himself. Now it was just great, she refused to talk too much.

"Tsk, just bring some samples for me to taste one by one." He clicked his tongue and ordered.

Meanwhile, outside the flying ship, the rest saw what Ye Ming was doing.

"Fulong, is this brat being for real now?" One cultivator suddenly asked Duan Fulong.

Duan Fulong was equally rendered speechless by the situation.

They were all in a high cultivation realm, so to see Ye Ming behaving so nonchalantly, and even began a sampling snack buffet. Their pride had taken a heavy hit.

"Brat, are you being for real now?" Duan Fulong shouted loudly.

Unfortunately, his shouting had no effect whatsoever.

Since Ye Ming got bored of the enemies, he effectively ordered Qing Lan to turn off the sound as well.

Now, all Duan Fulong would be opening his mouth but nothing could be heard.

In fact, after doing so, Ye Ming found Duan Fulong to be quite cute.

Celestial Ancestral Realm?

He was more like in the Clown Realm for even targeting him in the first place.

Like who in their right mind thinks that targeting the son of the two strongest cultivators was a wise idea?

Ye Ming could never fathom the foolishness of such a decision.

"How much longer is their monkey show going to continue?" Ye Ming ate another snack fed by Qing Lan.

"About another 10 minutes or so."

"Oh, that’s quite long?"

"Not really. The Master and Madam planned on eradicating all the conspirators at once. 10 minutes is already quite fast."

"Eradicate them all? How many people are we talking about?"

Qing Lan paused for a moment before giving a brief estimation.

"Around a million or so?"

Ye Ming’s eyes widened in surprise when he heard that number.

When did he incur that many enemies?

No, it was more correct to say when did his past self incurred that many enemies?

He was gone for so long, but these enemies kept waiting for him.

Jeez, talk about being very devoted and stalker-like behavior!

"Young Master, how about having a taste of this particular snack. This one went viral with the cultivation world and the creator was being sought after by many." Qing Lan suddenly changed the topic and offered a new type of snack.

The snack appeared to be a form of candy—something Ye Ming had seen before. It was also wrapped in a form of wrapper.

"Ehm, what’s so special about this?" He held it in his hand and admired the color of it.

While Ye Ming was holding the candy-like substance in the open, outside the flying ship barrier, Duan Fulong’s eyes widened in disbelief.

"Damn it, how did he manage to get his hand on that Ascension Pop!" Jealousy and envy flared in his eyes.

"Ascension Pop?"

Duan Fulong’s companions also took a small glimpse at Ye Ming and noticed his hand.

"Curses! This brat is shaming us! He’s bragging that he could easily have an Ascension Pop!"

Many began to fume in anger because of the appearance of the Ascension Pop.

Although Ascension Pop appeared to be a form of snack meant for children, the reality was completely opposite.

If one placed the Ascension Pop in their mouth, then their absorption rate of Qi increased dramatically. It had no restriction in their realm either. Moreover, one had a higher chance of being enlightened in a random category that they trained hard on.

However, the most important aspect of it was that there were no limits to how many times one could use the Ascension Pop.

The creator was called Huang Xiurong, a prodigy who only admired one person in her life, Ye Qing Lei.

While Duan Fulong and his companions were seething in anger, they watched as Ye Ming threw the Ascension Pop to his mouth before spitting it out.

"Tsk, the taste is mid." Ye Ming muttered, feeling like his maid had overhyped the snack.

The action of Ye Ming spitting out a great cultivation item as if it were garbage struck a nerve in Duan Fulong.

And it wasn’t just Duan Fulong, but his companions’ aura seemed to increase by another leap.

Oftentimes, anger was the greatest fuel in people to surpass their limits.

Although they had already exerted most of their power, having witnessed Ye Ming’s wasteful act made them overclock their power.

Back inside the flying ship, Qing Lan’s face was rather pale when she watched the precious Ascension Pop being spat out to the ground.

"The flavor was mid, Lan." Ye Ming remained oblivious to his action and commented. He wasn’t doing it on purpose either.

After all, Qing Lan advertised it as a form of snack and not some cultivation assistance tool.

Had he known it was something valuable, then maybe he wouldn’t have even bothered consuming it.

He wanted snacks!

"What’s with these people?" Ye Ming pursed his lips and noticed their agitated state seemed to have increased by a large margin.

Qing Lan flashed a bitter smile. ’They’re obviously fuming at how you wasted a precious item.’

Such a precious item was coveted by even Duan Fulong and his companions. So the same applied to her as well.

However, she couldn’t possibly scold Ye Ming or anything.

Time quickly went by, and the flying ship was starting to tremor slightly.

There was no physical damage, but having endured for so long, it was bound to show some effect.

"I was fine with them being a clown, but now that it’s causing the ship to tremor. Can’t we counterattack or anything?" Ye Ming inquired.

"We could counterattack, but then they’ll run away like cowards."

"Tsk, so we’re supposed to wait for a signal to capture them all in one go? What kind of dumb plan was this?"

If there wasn’t any tremor, then Ye Ming couldn’t care less about these clowns’ actions. However, now that it was, his mood turned sour.

Just at this moment, Qing Lan suddenly received a sound transmission from Ye Qing Lei.

[The enemies have been captured. You can tell them to make a move.]

Qing Lan heaved a sigh of relief when she received the command.

In the blink of an eye, Qing Lan informed that the enemies were done as she called out. "Elder Longzu, please make your move."

’Elder Longzu? Isn’t that just Old Bone?’ Astonished, Ye Ming didn’t expect him to be stationed around.

"Hmph, these people really don’t know how to spell the word dearth!" Longzu aka the Elder Dragon aka Old Bone emerged from the void and caught Duan Fulong and the rest off-guard.

"Fuck, why is this old dragon here?" Duan Fulong cursed immediately. The intel they received was this old dragon was busy spreading his seeds in other worlds after being released.