The Most Random System-Chapter 632 - 341: Growth Happens in an Instant

The smiles on Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang's faces suddenly froze.

So this guy was reading an enema instruction manual at noon?

After reading it, it was indeed like a revelation, clearing his mind completely.

As everyone knows, an enema is a type of eye drop, and at the same time, it's also considered a karaoke.

——As long as you get blocked up, using it makes everything OK.

So if a guy invites you to karaoke, it doesn't necessarily mean he wants you to sing; he might want to show you his glowing watch, so proceed with caution.

Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang both slowly and tacitly shifted their gaze to behind Chen Tianming.

"Damn, I've heard of heartbreak blocking the heart, but how does it block the intestines!! Lin Li, how do you comfort him? I really can't do this!!"

Zhang Haoyang watched for a while; he really couldn't handle it, lowered his voice, and urgently asked Lin Li for help.

Who uses an enema after a breakup? Are you sick!

"Useless thing."

Lin Li muttered under his breath; since Zhang Haoyang was unreliable, he realized he would have to rely on himself.

Fortunately, he had always been good at comforting others.

So Lin Li reached out, patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, smiled tenderly and said softly:

"Tianming, forget about her. Eventually, she'll leave your memory just like the poop you finally managed to expel at noon. You'll eventually have new poop, just like you'll eventually have another person you like in your heart.

Tomorrow's poop will come out smoother; you won't need an enema, and tomorrow's girl will be more perfect, so you won't feel sad for her again."

Lin Li's expression was gentle, and his voice was tender.

Zhang Haoyang's pupils shook: Whoa, what a genius, is this the charm of language, a poet!

Chen Tianming's pupils shook: Whoa, what an idiot, is this Lin Li's beastly side, is he human?

Chen Tianming suddenly couldn't hold it in, slapped Lin Li's hand away and laughed, scolding:

"What nonsense are you talking about, seriously? Don't worry, I was just joking with you guys to show that I'm okay, really; anyone in our dorm needing this thing can just ask Wang Ze if they're truly constipated."

"This morning, when I got up, I saw a message from Qiaoqiao, so I chatted with her for a bit."

"I realized I was indeed too hasty."

Chen Tianming was reflecting, noticing Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang's odd expressions; he froze for a moment, then urgently countered in a low voice:

"Wait a minute! Not that kind of 'hasty'!"

Damn, how many idioms can still be used normally in this world?

Why is everyone in this world so dirty-minded?

"Anyway, after talking, I felt it wasn't hopeless; there's still a chance for everything, so I don't need to be dejected. Thanks for the concern, guys. I'll treat you to Red Stone tonight as thanks."

Once their gazes were normal, Chen Tianming continued.

Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang exchanged a glance, thinking that if Chen Tianming could say such things, he might really be back to normal.

"So what did you talk about at noon? And what happened last night? Can you tell us, or is it off the table?"

The three were already in the corridor, so they could speak a bit louder, and Lin Li asked curiously.

"Nothing that can't be mentioned," Chen Tianming shrugged confidently, "The short version is…"

"Don't give me the short version," Zhang Haoyang interrupted, "I spent the whole evening listening to Wang Ze's frame-by-frame analysis of his successful confession; it was sickening. Yours didn't succeed, so I want to hear all the details."

——"Whatever sad thing it is, tell us so we can cheer up."

Chen Tianming: "..."

That's how Class 14 is.

If you're sad, everyone genuinely comforts you, but once you're better, no one can remain human.

"I really can't be bothered with someone who takes pleasure in others' misfortunes," Lin Li said, glaring at Zhang Haoyang with utmost disdain, then hooked his arm around Chen Tianming's shoulder and nudged Zhang Haoyang aside, "Tianming, let's continue talking."

Later, he would go to the class president; he couldn't finish listening to the detailed story, Zhang Haoyang was truly selfish, what a loser.

Can you really only hear the full version in the dorm from Wang Ze at night, dummy!

"Nothing special, last night I prepared a surprise with Wang Ze, but Qiaoqiao felt it was too sudden and wasn't ready, so she declined. After that, it was awkward to keep walking around, so we returned to school."

"I felt a bit crushed, but with Wang Ze and Bufan's encouragement, I felt a lot better."

"Then I thought of finding… never mind, let's not mention that unlucky thing."

Lin Li: "..."

"Then at noon, I thought I really might've been wrong last night, so I planned to apologize to Qiaoqiao. Unexpectedly, when I opened my phone, she apologized to me first."

"She said she really doesn't want to date right now, and she's not prepared for it…"

Chen Tianming finished, then threw a fist in the air to boost his own morale, laughing: "She also said I was pretty good…"

"Hopes I'll keep getting better and can find someone more suitable."

"So I immediately revived, deciding if not now, eventually she will, right? I don't think I can count this as failure; it's just a halftime break, the future still holds promise."

"I can still wait for it.

I know what you're going to say, even if her saying I'm good was just to comfort me, it doesn't matter. Stand up where you fell; failure isn't scary; giving up after failure is the real horror!"

After speaking with a hint of eloquence, Chen Tianming noticed Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang were speechless, looking at them in surprise: "Why aren't you saying anything?"