The Most Random System-Chapter 670 - 352: The Unbreakable Friendship of the Three of Us (Part 4)

But then, Bai Bufan 'finally' noticed Lin Li and Zhou Baowei.

In that instant, Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.

"Lin Li! Bao Wei! I love you guys!" Bai Bufan's voice choked as he rushed up to hug the two of them.

Lin Li disdainfully dodged aside.

Zhou Baowei clicked his tongue, holding his quail eggs with both hands, on high alert.

——Neither of them were buying Bai Bufan's sudden display of genuine emotion.

"Not in this barbershop."

"No," Bai Bufan shook his head, remaining utterly unperturbed, showing no dissatisfaction at his friends' indifference. It seemed just seeing them was enough.

A rare human-like gentle smile appeared on his face, Bai Bufan looked at them with deep affection: "Bao Wei, Lin Li, just seeing you guys earlier felt like redemption to me."

Though he hadn't heard the rest yet, Lin Li was already looking for a weapon within reach.

"Talk like a human." Zhou Baowei demanded.

"Do you know why I don't like cleaning?" Bai Bufan nodded and began to slowly share his heart:

"Because, I really hate being lonely."

"And I know very well that once I throw away the accumulated trash from my room, the only garbage left in the room is me."

"Every time I throw trash into the bin, I always feel a mix of pride and guilt for betraying the kin."

"Just now at the door, seeing the classroom all clean and new, I was instantly swallowed by distress and helplessness."

"I dared not step into this class even for a moment because I felt there was no place for trash like me here."

"But, thank you guys." 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

"When I saw the two of you—these two pieces of garbage—so brazenly appear and chat as if no one else were around, all at once I was no longer lost but felt I'd found companions! This is Class 4 of Year 1! Nansang Middle School's true landfill!"

"I instantly gained the confidence to walk inside!"

"Thank you! Non-recyclable waste, Lin Li! Thank you! Kitchen waste, Bao Wei!"

When the dagger beneath the Yan Kingdom map finally emerged, Lin Li felt relieved, smiled slightly, put the Dog Beating Holy Sword back on the windowsill, stood up, and walked toward the back corner.

Zhou Baowei's eyelids twitched: "Trash is trash, I don't deny it, but why the hell am I kitchen waste?"

"Because we're advocating garbage classification now, our quality needs to match up to Japan, Bao Wei, you didn't know, right? Japan's top influencers..." Bai Bufan went on about top influencers yet again.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Speaking of garbage classification, guys, there's always been a question of mine." Qin Zeyu, having heard it all before, didn't react much, just delved into divergent thinking, then spoke up.

"Go ahead."

"You guys say, at what step in garbage classification does dry garbage come in? That trash is so dirty, won't there really be infection or inflammation afterward?" With careful thought, Qin Zeyu found it incredibly creepy.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: "..."

Zhou Baowei was convinced: "Ze Yu, when you consider dry garbage as a 'step' in garbage classification, you're already invincible."

Bai Bufan's thoughts were richer and more profound than Zhou Baowei's. After a brief pause, he gave Qin Zeyu a carefully considered answer:

"I think it's the first step, otherwise there's no way to explain how wet garbage comes to be."

Qin Zeyu, Zhou Baowei: "?"

Another expert?

"Lin Li, do you think a mummy counts as dry garbage or corpse garbage—hey Lin Li where are you going?"

Not having heard Lin Li's voice, Bai Bufan turned his head to search and then saw Lin Li, holding a bucket, preparing to leave, and asked in confusion.

"Bufan, do you know who the loneliest person in the world is?" Lin Li didn't answer immediately but patted the empty bucket in his hand, smilingly asked the others.

"Who? Pochi-chan?" The three wondered.

"Lao She."

"Why?"

"Because it's said in unofficial history, Lao She left a final message to the world before dying: 'Lonely lonely lonely lonely~~'" Lin Li looked up, blowing bubbles.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan, Qin Zeyu: "(;☉_☉)?"