The Most Random System-Chapter 762 - 381: Lin Li Can Belong to the Night Too

Lin Li had just finished speaking, and then immediately realized that he was indeed a bit imprecise.

For example, someone like Hawking who is paralyzed from the waist down might not mind someone hitting his balls a few times, since it doesn't really matter.

But can you say he's not a man? Of course not. The fact that this guy can be on Epstein's list and enjoy life on Loli Island is enough to prove he is a man.

Forget it, to be more precise, I feel like we should just call him a "field person" because the guy below just lacks strength.

But seeing that Chen, Ding, and Qu probably didn't think as broadly as he did and wouldn't bring it up, Lin Li decided not to add any further explanations.

Qu Wanqiu was still silent.

Is, is it like this?

Lin Li's comment… does seem that way…

No way!

"Wait a minute! Lin Li! You're talking nonsense again! Having kids is because there's a reward! It's to have a child, so they endure the pain!

But kicking, kicking… kicking for you guys doesn't have any rewards! So who would want to take one for no good reason!

If there weren't kids as a reward, women wouldn't say, 'come on, cut open my belly', right!"

Almost getting carried away, Qu Wanqiu quickly regained her confidence, realizing Lin Li was being sophistical, and loudly questioned.

Lin Li blinked.

Actually, if you kick gently enough, getting a kid out is still simple, but that's too off-color, not suitable to say in front of the opposite sex, so Lin Li just chuckled:

"Well done, Little Qiuqiu, you're quite smart, that's comforting to see."

"Comforting your head!" Qu Wanqiu scoffed and then saw Bai Bufan still looking blissfully out of this world, she raised her chin with concern:

"But it should hurt a lot, I believe that, aren't you sending him to the nurse's office?"

"That could work." Lin Li nodded.

"Don't!" It was Bai Bugui himself who refused, he lifted his head slightly, showing Chen, Ding, and Qu a tough mother's difficult smile: "I'm okay, thanks for your concern, 'three of you'." 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦

"There's no need for the nurse's office."

Lin Li nodded, "You girls should leave now. Actually, your presence is a secondary insult to Bugui."

Hearing this, the three couldn't help but want to laugh but felt it was inappropriate.

"Then we'll go."

Lin Li handed over the water bottle which he had drunk a few sips from to Chen Yu Ying:

"If I leave my water here, they'll steal it. You take it, I'll fetch it later, as a reward you can sneak a few sips, I wouldn't mind."

"I don't want your reward."

"Then are you going to spit in it to punish me?"

"Gross~ Stop it." Chen Yu Ying shot Lin Li a reproachful glare and left with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.

"Oh, oh—" Bai Bufan slowly sat up, not forgetting to let out a groan.

Then he turned a cold gaze toward Lin Li, "Damn you, Lin Li, you knew it's a secondary insult and you still let them watch and chatted with them for so long?!"

Lin Li flashed an innocent smile.

But Bai Bufan didn't hold a grudge; he currently wished to kill someone else more, so he sneered, "Where's Ze Yu now!"

"He went to the supermarket to buy snacks to give you as a peace offering." Lin Li replied at once.

"Then he's sensible, I'll spare him." Bai Bufan nodded, slightly calming down.

Checking to ensure that he could still use it, he took a deep breath and sighed, "Lin Li, I admire that 'Happy Blades' guy more and more, how could he give this up, I reckon even if it's useless, I'd still keep it…"

"Indeed, just thinking about it hurts," Zhang Haoyang, who was wiping sweat with a tissue, nodded and then puzzled, asking Lin Li and Bai Bufan:

"Hey, Lin Li, Bufan, tell me, if this thing is so important yet so fragile, why hang it outside? Isn't it better inside the body? Hanging it outside is useless, is it for knocking on doors? But knocking when inside means nothing, right?"

"That's a good one, knocking on doors," Bai Bufan couldn't hold back.

Lin Li thought for a moment and replied, "I think it might be because when a creature goes into heat, it crazily sends messages to the brain saying 'I want to mate, I want to mate.'

But as everyone here knows, wanting to mate doesn't mean you can, so after the brain gets annoyed, it replies with 'go cool down somewhere,' then it hangs in the cool crotch area."

"Damn, impressive," Zhang Haoyang laughed and gave a thumbs up.

"Lin Li still has a brain," Bai Bufan nodded in agreement, then reached out to Zhang Haoyang, "Haoyang, hand me a tissue, phew— can't even tell if the sweat is cold or hot now."

"Sure."

At this moment, Lin Li looked down at his thigh.

Where's my tissue gone?

When was it?

Did I also get hit by Za Warudo?

So Lin Li smiled gently and reached out to Zhang Haoyang, "Haoyang, give me a life, phew— can't tell whether your blood is cold or hot."

...

Evening self-study session.

No teacher on duty.

"This lever arm, tut…" Bai Bufan irritatedly scratched his head and poked Lin Li, "Lin Li, how do you solve this problem?"

Lin Li took a glance, it was a challenging physics problem.

Since he had already finished it, there was no need to examine it or think, he could directly guide:

"In a balanced state, forces need to cancel each other out, not only must the net force be zero, but the net torque must also be zero… The gravitational force mg creates a clockwise rotation tendency, its lever arm is the horizontal distance, which is half the length of the billboard…"

"... So, you find that T is approximately 288.7N, with a net force magnitude of 280N, in a direction 59° slanting toward the left upper side."